Secret Tik Toks Before It Was BANNED (Then It Wasn't)

oh god i'm tired [Music] psych it's tick tock time we're gonna watch some dick dance i hope you're ready you better be subscribed already baby that's not a choice do it wow tick tock is getting banned in the united states of oh wait no it's not they told us it was and then it wasn't but i stand by my tweet tick tock is being banned in the u.s on sunday what send me your favorite ones for one last ride baby so let's see what you lovely sewer children have cooked up for me today don't turn your back on me scar oh no mufasa perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me is that a challenge temper temper i wouldn't dream of challenging you pity that was very cringy up until that point i never know a tick-tock are people self-aware and they're just doing self-aware things or is it really just this cringy okay guys i just set up this color change light bulb in granny's room and i'm gonna turn it on and see what she does i ain't gonna have this come on in i'm ready for you oh that's fun i like when a granny gets down with the memes gets down with everybody on tick-tock and just wants to [ __ ] around do some comedy that's good stuff i highly enjoyed that hepatitis a potato [Laughter] i didn't know google translate how to learn how to pronounce feature my god it does hepatitis oh it's different over here hepatitis hepatitis yeah i hepatitis my mouse does not look like that put them side by side hepatitis not at all the same good luck learning languages dumb dumbs [ __ ] we out here with that shark coochie boy charcot [Laughter] oh that's good stuff i need to buy one for evelyn can i buy these shark coochie board please tell me i can buy them somewhere i mean kind of but not really i can't buy that cool one in the tick tock that was very funny that is disappointing i would like the one from the video please i guess i'll just have to to bust out my tools go out into the woodworking shop and make my own one wait wait wait wait i found exactly what you've been looking for i said is it an animal you've been looking for oh that's so cute i found exactly what you've been looking for i said i found exactly what you've been looking for hi beeb you want to be in the video look up there he is huh what a special man what a cute little boy wave to the people hello absolutely worth it animals they went over the hearts of the internet every single time plus points if it's a cat raiding the animals on my back deck you have a black bear on your deck i have to keep talking because i can't use this song oh my god that would be so scary what's the saying if it's brown lay down if it's black fight back you better be out there with some [ __ ] slippers beating the [ __ ] out of that bear also terrifying oh yes i love this shia labeouf did a script reading with a bunch of other people over zoom for the fast times at ridgeman high and it's so funny to figure it out what is he gonna do is he gonna [ __ ] or is he gonna kill us he's gonna [ __ ] then he's gonna kill us invalid that's a valid point it's a valid point okay all right well listen i'll tell you what my father my father faces televisions and it was who got so many i got so many tools i just love that all the others are laughing at him he got stoned before he did it i i think it's hilarious i think shia labeouf is great i want to put my arm around him and clink glasses and say cheers and then choke one down with the boys you can't fix this cars for coley you can't fix it i can fix every piece of this car and along the blue mustang and mangled a plus on shia labeouf zero plus on the camera work of this video am i rating tick tocks now just look at them funny youtube man and react that's all people want you to do [Music] [Laughter] he's so round [Music] he doesn't have to give him a [ __ ] he can just lay there all day he doesn't have to care about anybody people can come in and out of their life all day and they just be like yeah what's up i'm still lying here and life is great i envy that i told you cats they're perfect for the internet [Laughter] there it is yay that was the echo on that fern he just ball sent that [ __ ] that's all it takes a good fart joke will get me going and like i criticize everybody for not giving me funny tick tocks and then the fart joke makes me laugh people treated me like somebody oh i'm beginning to see a pattern with me and cats i wonder why that is because i care somebody good good meme good meme i like it thank you now do it with the dog cats man they're weird he gets some mad air out of that that's like when you hit the ground in a video game and you press x or a at the exact same time so you get that like little bull you get that extra hop how can i help you yeah uh can i get um uh actually we don't sell oh oh oh oh i'm sorry sir we also don't sell a little [ __ ] okay that went in a much better direction than i thought i would because normally whenever i see these ones i kind of cringe because it's people being awful to drive through workers or just making their jobs annoying like that's a hard job to do already and you're working minimum wage and you work long hours just let them do their jobs without you trying to get your tick tock i'm glad this guy turned it around i'm aware that it's fake i'm aware that most of these are fake but if the serotonin go [Music] and he was slain by the ender dragon oh that one was really good thank you yes hey guys what's up jacksepticeye here back once again with the daily dose of serotonin that's not actually daily anymore whoops yo calm down yo yo calm down yo calm down yo come down look i just like watching people have fun together it would be so fun to be able to go on road trips i miss people i miss my friends i miss being able to go do stuff with them i miss being able to go out of the house and out of each other's houses and be able to go to a place together and having fun i want to go on a road trip with some friends and yell yo come town over and over is it too much to ask can i please do it before the end of the year it's not happening we're stuck inside forever am i just old i feel like i'm a positive person i feel like i laugh a lot at everything but so many of these things are just like somebody sat down and made this and clearly people are upvoting it well he was born next to a nuclear power plant has an iq of two and got hit in the head with several rocks as a child but boy can this guy play basketball look at that deep from three he's not the smartest player in the nba as you can tell here he goes to the bench and he has no idea what the [ __ ] is going on but boy oh boy has he been a threat so far on the defensive end check out this clip from the other side of the court he comes over and sends that ball in the scene what the hell that's so good man should i be playing nba video games should we play more character creator video games that's so good i'd love i let you do that i know you i found it in your area i found it in your your box your box of stuff [Music] [Laughter] she looked mad how could you be that mad though and my boy's over here busting out some tunes oh yeah she's mad oh they're all dead it's a nun on a run in the name of the holy spirit hey look if you're out there praising jesus you got to praise those gains as well you can't just sit around and pray all day and hope that the fat goes away you gotta like work you gotta make sure that that calorific intake and outtake is balanced if you wanna get those gains amen indeed anyway that's gonna do it for me not as funny as i expected maybe i have to go into some deeper darker holes for the sweetest tastiest tick tocks tick tock now banned since never never was never was going to be but apparently everybody is banning it and everyone's buying it and it's still here and i have no idea what's going on but you bet your sweet juicy ass that me and about everybody else are still going to be looking at them still going to be laughing at them and still going to be 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Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 3,060,026

Rating: 4.9669585 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye, tik tok, tik tok reaction, jacksepticeye tik tok, tik tok compilation, best tik toks

Id: nxEvI6jzBoI

Length: 11min 26sec (686 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 13 2020