Bad IRISH ACCENTS That Even I Can't Understand

the irish accent is an elusive thing it's kind of like the bigfoot of the spoken world uh there's a lot of examples of people trying to do irish accents that don't have an irish accent and it just sounds absolutely dreadful but we were classified as the sexiest accent in the world our infamous irish accent was voted the most sexiest in the world the most sexiest get [ __ ] italy no look for you scotland haha eat [ __ ] france so we know what the irish accent is a powerful thing it'll get the swellings gone in here it'll get the blood flow but i want to look at some examples of horrendous irish accents oh sean why don't you just go to your own channel go back to bed child start drinking more milk [ __ ] the reason i thought about doing this video was for a movie that's coming out called wild mountain time and that time like oh i'm late for a meeting no time is in the herb um and it stars uh who's in it emily blunt christopher walken i know good strong irish people welcome to ireland once upon a time there were two the farms doon farm where rosemary lives and that's just christopher walken being christopher walken he's not even trying to be irish he did a little bit when he said the muldoon farm and rosemary but everything else was just like hi i'm christopher walken and him trying to be irish is the most bizarre thing i've ever heard in my life right down the road was my fault where my son anthony asked his lonely question of the stars why did you make me so that's what we do in ireland by the way we just hang out in fields and run around with our arms out in the middle of cattle and then hop on our horses and give it a smack and [Music] it's not normal i don't care oh god i'm sorry i'm stopping it all over the place and we're not going to be just looking at this but holy god i don't care when he says those things look i love emily blunt she's one of my favorite actresses but why didn't you just cast irish people he fell in he had a rock tied to his neck a rock tied to his neck with christopher walken trying to be irish it makes no sense if it comes to that i'd freeze my eggs you should freeze your whole body if you're waiting for that one come on doesn't sound irish at all anyway whatever that's wild mountain time it comes out soon why am i promoting this [ __ ] thing it doesn't sound irish i kind of want to watch it though at the same time i i want to watch it and just kind of giggle at everything that's happening let's go look at a classic example of brad pitt in snatch i remember watching this when i was younger and i had no idea what was going on and i haven't heard it since but brad pitt plays an irishman in it um so let's let's have a listen well do you want to do it that depends on what on you hey this kind of ah not the rouger but it was it's not the same caravan it's not the same fight what's the [ __ ] size of the last one turkish surprise twice the size i mean master needs caramel what what is going on buying a torch mobile palace is a little [ __ ] rich i wasn't calling your mama todd i just made it and i saved your breath occurred your parts hey look so what's a heck of two roof lights uh the standard shots for him furniture and scott her questions what uh matching checkpoint cover yeah right it's just terrible partial to the party with the blue box oh it's so weird because it kind of sounds like it's right but then it's not oh that's [ __ ] with my head brad pitt oh you're lucky you're gorgeous you know what i'll give brad pitt credit for that one because it's not that bad he really tried to commit to it he didn't do that oh sure jesus i'm an irish man kind of accident that everybody did like he didn't he didn't sound like he was off at the ferries that's really good highways didn't have shade oh god i want to watch this movie again what a classic you know what we need to watch there is a video on like oh my god this one irish farm farmers lose their sheep mad accent uploaded by gaa gold oh god this is a this is a weird one i want to see how many of you can actually understand what he's saying well then find me after them that's right then you own them sheep down from the mountain coming ahead of lambing he discovered over 50 were missing allowing for a number of deaths and strays mikey is convinced over 45 sheep have been stolen 35 that's a mad lord of sheep possible at night that'd be a full moon that i was liking and should have been bright out in the could anyone go up in the mountains of yeah oh my god that's a heavy accent jesus as i'm saying don't come together down in the south of ireland is some of the maddest accents you'll hear well that was 55 sheep missing like in the lamps and i wasn't in the shape just can't count out a nice bit too many like can be done about you nothing all right i'll translate for you i'll translate possible and i there was a full moon out and it was real bright so anybody could have come up and taken them well there was 55 sheep missing like in the lamps and they're always in the shape just can't count out a nice bituminous like those lambs and everything missing and the sheep you know like it'll count out to a nice bit of money what can be done about it nothing can be done about you nothing i feel like that seat in hot fuzz was like ah like he says an edge is an edge i don't know what reaper's moaning about it's not all that difficult all you got to do is have a good dog have a good dragon go at night some moonshine night just put the dog around him put him on a trailer and walk him oh my god this is why brad pitt's accent is not that bad because some people actually are that hard to understand i think some irish people would have a hard time understanding this guy he says all he needs is a good dog he's missing a few ewes uh female sheep and all you need is a good dog and you walk around them you know whoever is doing who knows what he's doing sean mcateeh rte news west kerry sean mccontig what a name another sean that's how you pronounce that sean mccontig this is what we get up to on the irish news everybody else is talking about all the horrible things going on in the world and politics ireland's like oh there's about 45 sheep missing now down in the the south of kerry and uh moonshine night now and you come in you get an old dog and you it's no problem with holly you come me is this how it sounds when i talk in my videos is that how some people see me because whenever i hear people do an impression of me it comes out and started like i'm jacksepticeye i don't sound like that and if i do i'm so sorry irish school boy with thick accent warns of frost bit it was a wintry walk to school in park village but they're a hearty breed in these parts well the mother says we had to go anyway we hadn't watched your choice in the matter but sure there's a cool journey to school this morning oh god you wouldn't belong getting frosh but it's [Laughter] oh irish people really are just built differently aren't we oh we're a different breed oh you wouldn't belong getting frostbet oh god you wouldn't belong getting frosh but i love that what a great accent irish rowers interview i think i've looked at this before but my god guys good afternoon congratulations you did us proud today how are you feeling so these are irish roars that won a silver medal in the olympics yeah olympics 2016. and they have very strong accents i think they're from cork hi lads four times to craig we're in rio yeah the background my my the background might look super impulse but it's very real hi guys hold on how's the crack uh the background might look super imposed now but it is very real i've been shook enough now to be honest since the the racing has been tired now and the legs are like jelly but um i fear shock now his legs are like jelly all right to go and do this talking control thing so i was there for an hour or two trying to take a peed in into a cup for them so i have to about 10 liters of water as well so um it's full up now to be honest what a legend we're from the skibbereen rowing club in west cork down very south of ireland uh we're racing the double scottish challenge cop here in henley skiverine has there ever been a more irish-sounding name thrown in belly harness the one the raw and bodies out in the bog water a grand pair of lads lovely lovely to lock out lovely to listen to i have no idea what this video turned into i didn't really have a setup or a plan to go with but you know we're in it now so we might as well listen to a bunch of this stuff how to do an irish accent all right hello friends i'm madeline harvey and today i thought it would be wonderful to extend our vocal workings to include the music of an irish accent music you call it music so if you liked today's video please be sure to give it a thumbs up or click the subscribe button below i would yeah that goes for you guys as well all right if you like this video click like right now also put it up on screen that's how many people of you are subscribed and not subscribed watching this what are you doing subscribe now my favorite place to start as a jump off place in an irish accent is the sound i now in english we say i but in an irish accent we say oi as in the word oil now just jump in with this on me say what oil oil i don't know if i'm a good barometer for this now add that sound to the word ireland ireland ireland it's a very specific accent that would say ireland do you feel that bending movement carry you into the sound yeah i'm a vowel bender but in an irish accent is it it's as if we smile making the vowel very broad as it comes forward to the front of the mouth so instead of park garden we would get perk garden go ahead and try this with me perk garden i say those that way anyway already i'm [ __ ] i'm great at this you should also try and say the word mirror in an irish accent because i just say mirror it's just m i and 15 r's flower sour are you gonna say flower and sour flair what flair see this is the problem with a video like this i shouldn't be giving people [ __ ] because this is this is a hard thing to do and putting yourself out on the internet like this and trying to do it and everything it's a hard thing to do i'm just having fun here i'm not trying to insult anybody but the thing is when you say how to do an irish accent every town in ireland has a completely different accent every county has about 50 towns in it if not more and each one has a completely different accent so trying to do an irish accent is like trying to do a european accent or an american accent it's like there's so many different dialects within it home blown which irish accent is the sexiest jacksepticeyes no better at all thanks guys you better vote for me i wouldn't say i find irish accents sexy um i like them but i'm not necessarily turned on by them what the [ __ ] jeff sexiest accident in the world didn't you see the start of the video we just exude sex appeal also i noticed that whenever i do these types of videos my accent gets much stronger i didn't actually know that there were a lot of different types of irish accents i feel like i only am familiar with one i've never heard that globally it's one of the sexier accents but i've seen it kiss me on my t-shirt but i just thought i was like i'm drunk let's make out i mean he's not wrong with that but stop having your ears under a rock jeff southside dublin hello there hi even that i'm in fantastic that's a strong entrance yeah right now i'm doubling my efforts to get you to go out with me yeah i wonder are they working [Laughter] are you a city center park because i can see myself marrying you i'm actually so distracted by how your accent isn't like not paying attention to what you're saying that sounds like dublin your accent is so strong is it that's a that's the thing with irish accents is that the t sound is always like an sh sound i think i've talked about this so many times before and so many irish people who are watching this video right now are cringing so hard i am so sorry okay i just think it's fun listening to people talk about irish accents all right i love ireland i know i moved away from it but i miss it it's really nice and i i like the the scenery and i like the people and the accents are lovely to listen to all right north side dublin case me i'm irish oh that see i just thought it was going to be kiss me i was like okay yeah so just pause for a dramatic effect yeah no that's good yeah did my eyes just turn green because when i see you i feel like i'm getting lucky i see you i i can't even do it i'm slowing down how i speak now really yeah because naturally i talk very very fast and people actually can't tend to understand me they have to tell me to slow down slow down ah dublin what a great accent county loud i'm i'm just enjoying myself now i don't know what a county loud accent actually sounds like that's the joke in ireland is like what's the what's the noisiest uh county in ireland it's county loud so i'm expecting high points now on this accent okay so the pressure's on okay you know i'm gonna be honest with you okay um i wish you were my lover i'm from this place called county life so you know i was hoping i'd be allowed to buy you a drink yeah get it great pick-up lines this is the stuff we're here for county cork cork has a very strong accent hello becca irish you were my lover i mean i don't feel like we say lover that much but i don't know i like it you should say it more i love her love it you smell amazing thank you fancy coming back to my place to see my pot of gold i see my pot of gold yeah i feel like you probably have a very nice pot of gold oh i mean keep it in the blindfold jeff i'm so sorry to do this to you but will you please say top of the morning to you no give me anything else on top of the evening to you oh this is a particular cork one yeah irish people don't say that and every time people ask me to say it i'm like oh no it's just cringy now irish people i'm sorry please let me back into the country whenever i go back again whenever i'm allowed travel again i want to go back and travel ireland i miss it please don't walk away i've got abandoned mint issues no i don't get any of these geography references you're like an irish coffee hot sweet and you make me a bit jumpy hush sweet that's how that's that'll be your word to go away with sweet or or sir fleur all right last one let's go kyoto i don't have four leaves but if you pick me i can give you a look it took me a second to register i don't have four leaves oh look i thought i said lick so it's all about luck it is all about luck look we say it look look look look look i don't think i'm saying anything differently come over to my place and i'll show you my lucky charms okay all right is that shilling in your pocket are you happy to see me she sounds british is that chilling in your pocket right what was your woman called carrie because she certainly wasn't irish dislike because that is not a carry accent that there is an english woman yeah i knew it your one supposedly from kerry was definitely not from kerry like she sounded bleed in english so whenever we say that woman we always say you're one look at your one over there i don't know why i feel like she just walked in and she was like let's see if i can fool everybody i'll just say that i'm from kerry and see if these people record in this video actually have any idea maybe she's from kerry originally or her parents are from but she is not her accent's not from carrie maybe this will help us fact they're they're an irish channel i believe um so they're going to go through all the irish accents i think ireland has to get something straight with the rest of the world or maybe just hollywood you see we don't all sound like leprechauns on acid thank you tom cruise jared butler and jesus have mercy on our soul julia robert okay i'm gonna look those up buttocks stop acting bilingual oh kiss me tell me you like my heart if i never saw that other devil again in my life it'd be too soon for me oh mother of god okay let's not subject ourselves to that any longer on the north side you'll hear people talking like this here the d replaces t h so you get a lot of this stat d's and dolls and if there's a t at the end of a ward blade and forget it vent yourself and they'll speak absolutely like this the south dublin resident is all about the o's and oohs elongate those veils like yeah yeah like totally the opposite of the narrow sounds of the northsider that's so weird to listen to moving into the south we come to the people's republic of cardboard for some real reason everyone here speaks a few octaves higher than the rest of the country boy it's a little bit far learned and a little bit melodic everything down in [ __ ] is just great you know what if you go out and read the kicking and flying and shaving to shave a walk you know then there's carrie and that is probably the jewel in the irish accent crown not sure even irish people understand this unless they're from the kingdom itself shorts fashion is furious sh features even when it's not there you know oh my god that's literally the farmer we saw earlier who lost his sheep like sure does not sound better for it like you know limerick is more nasal and sharp around the ear so you can tell you've left the kingdom far behind this picture he's wearing a spar bag and he has a knife limerick has the the nickname stab city in ireland that's where i went to college the first time was in limerick down here originally came from in here went down here you might get called a goal if you're liking the mega or if you're langers oh you're such a fierce girl anyway that's going to do it for irish accents i have no idea what this video was it was just me going down an irish accent whole but i had fun so i hope that the video ends up being fun in the end anyway there's a thing about irish accents that i absolutely love i know i'm kind of taking the piss out of them over and over again in this video but that's kind of what we do in ireland we just make fun of each other all the time but it's it's all done in good crack it's all done in good fun um yeah i miss being around more irish people more often uh like hanging around them in person and being able to talk with them because the accent is such a unique thing in the world and i feel like everyone you either love or you hate an irish accent and if you hate it you're wrong but irish people you're great don't change for anybody um thanks for watching the video uh leave a comment down below which accent you thought was the greatest one or the most interesting one and don't forget to like the video and subscribe as well thanks guys so now what's in the shapes let's go count out too nicely tomorrow like it may be english

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Published: Tue Nov 24 2020