20 Memes That Will Raise Your STONKS

another day another week another month stuck in lockdown when will it end i don't know thankfully we have something to get us all through this very tricky difficult time and it is the sweet glorious memes of the internet it's mean time it's theme time gather all your friends it's meme time it's been time with me time the only cure for sadness what an excellent intro made by let's draw lobsters thank you so much that was incredible i really liked it also wearing masks with glasses doesn't work ever thank you very much for your wonderful meme yes big bell bell of yes also did you like redo my youtubes just for this that's dedication and effort i appreciate that very much wait were those legs evelyn if so wow i love that yes i have to look very high into the sky to see her because she's an angel brave potato edition brave but it's irish look don't make fun of sean machine chaka cordia okay he'll come and he'll invade your country he invaded many places and stole all of their money if you want your house to be robbed you're going the right way about it just because you can't handle this raw sexual energy also am i the only one who thinks that brave should have been irish instead not scottish we are the greater celtic region come on we all know it let's all stop [Laughter] pretending my god that's so accurate you know nothing sean mclaughlin i'm just saying me with that haircut me with that long flowing red hair pretty sexy just exuding sexual energy you know nothing jon snow my name's egret mclaughlin an army to tuck you into bed and kick your dog my little brother made this and he doesn't know that i'm sharing it here he worked really hard on it and it would mean a lot to me if you could find puts in the video okay what has your little brother got [Music] uh that was great oh my god my cheeks hurt from smiling i didn't i didn't expect the notes at the end i appreciate that very much that must have taken a lot of time to put together and a pain in the ass to do so imagine to listen to that over and over again while you're editing it wow you got so many awards as well the hugs award what is this one the original award when something new and creative wows you gives a hundred coins to both the author and the community wow i didn't know there was one a little cat with a bray on it you got hugs you got faith in humanity you gotta take my energy you got the wholesome seal of approval award you got it all you don't need my commendation anymore the community has spoken the community's word has so much more power than anything that i'll ever say but tell your brother i said hi and thank you and i laughed a lot click click bell of lego oh god did you make a bell out of lego oh my god what's it going to sound like click click click top of morning look i appreciate the effort i really do that is a very special little bell that you have but it would never have the power of the real mama the power you will never reach this level of pointlessness is the bell still relevant are we still doing the bell meme is it still going even i am starting to tire of the bell meme and i don't tire of anything that's annoying and loud bell of best ladder the small brain swedish stepladder bell of stinky doesn't even extend can't even be used to drill people into walls covered in paint borrowed from neighbors is small only big enough to reach tinned meatballs the big brain gaelic chatter superior mcglock ladder big enough to reach space perfect for bell ringing world's greatest ladder property of the gaelic gladiator and big brain extending ladder bell of best ladder get your shitty stepladders out of here we've got if we put this ladder with another one and then another one we're going to the [ __ ] moon you don't need elon musk's mox you don't need elon musk's shitty rockets and his boosters that come back to earth or his electric cars or any of that stuff we're going to the moon on ladders space elevator no extendable ladders because if we have enough ladders going up they're like three meters on their own how many meters is it to the moon according to this it's about 384 million meters away okay that's fair and if we divide that by like three okay so we're going to need 128 million ladders i feel like that's not a hard thing to do there's bound to be at least that in the world and then you put them all together but you're going to need support to why am i thinking about this too hard look we're going to the moon on [ __ ] ladders and you can't stop me uh yes me my boyfriend and his ridiculously expensive extendable ladder see that's the best thing it wasn't even that expensive it was 80 pound for 3.2 meters that's a [ __ ] steal i think that's a small price to pay for looking this sexy is that a ladder in your pocket or are you just happy to see me i for one don't see any differences here i i can see a few absolutely i see the difference one pair has masks yeah one pair is being responsible sanitizing wearing masks you can't really see it here but we're also trying to keep our distance of like two meters as much as we possibly could but the rest is the same yeah this the the color of the outfits the strong jaws the musculature me and felix have been working out so thank you for noticing damn kawaii or kawaii psycho that's so cool that's a very clever idea i love that the sam is the like moon or sun or light in the background and then the tail just drifts over it's crazy how without this tail it's just a circle but that one little bit of a tail the retina stem really adds so much thank you i love this this is really cool damn look at all the awards you got holy [ __ ] i won awards can i have awards uh i'll upload this one wow feel so powerful is this how you guys feel every time when you upload something do you feel this strong i'm gonna take a picture and post it to my own subreddit and see what happens to it okay i posted it apparently i've upvoted it automatically myself already i want to see next meme time we'll come back to this and see how many it has oh no why i don't know what i'm more disturbed by the fact that you did this or the fact that it actually looks good like the editing on this is actually really good i hate that yes fellow brothers it is mem time time to updo and stonks i'm gonna save it and it's going to be used somewhere i can't tell you where i'm gonna end up using this but i promise you it'll end up as my picture somewhere because i'm i'm weirdly drawn to it stonks rising award to the moon [ __ ] i'm laughing at the reddit awards i've gone from thinking they're mega cringed and now actually getting a chuckle out of them [ __ ] they've become the thing that i wanted to destroy my friends ears when they wear a mask mine you just gotta get the right mask the cloth masks don't really fit my face usually either and they got big thick straps that just make your ears pop out and i already look like a little monkey man already so you gotta wear the thin ones thin little strappies don't make ear flappies the important thing is that you're wearing your masks when you should be now that's big wrinkle stinkel in here i'm sorry jack man but you really thought i okay this could be awful i literally have no idea what's about to happen and i'm very excited 2020 is going to be an incredible year oh no [Laughter] i have a lot of stuff that i have planned i've allotted i've seen so many people online and so many of my friends talk about 2019 being a [ __ ] year no no oh god i'm sorry it's all my fault i'm so sorry 2020 was supposed to be the greatest it was going to be amazing the start of a new decade i turned 30 feeling good feeling energetic feeling ready to go i had coffee coming out i had all these other plans to go do things elsewhere and very few of them ever came to fruition i'm sorry i you know what 2020 is going to be an awful year 2021 oh gross bad oh i hate it it's going to be the worst year of our lives trying to use reverse scientology now if next year is just as bad or worse i'm going to look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] scientific proof that sean is basically soccer from avatar okay let's go down the list can make a ponytail look hot as hell [ __ ] looks fabulous with their hair down yes hey a nice [ __ ] badass warriors check have a great sense of humor i think we all know the numbers speak for themselves more subscribers means you're funnier and really cool girlfriends yes i like this good meme yes i saka is like my favorite character from that show so thank you this really warms my heart i'm very happy with this what about when jack drank water jesus this is basically like soccer drinking cactus juice giant mushy friend does anyone remember this show there's a building in the middle of nowhere what it actually is oh yes god cursed curly dog was my favorite show well not my favorite but one of my favorites growing up i watched that every weekend and it was so weird and so bizarre and i think that it really was a good thing to have in my childhood because a lot of other shows were kind of safe but courage is one weird ass show meanwhile in the middle of nowhere can i get away with showing the intro we interrupt this program to bring you courage [Music] okay that's all we're gonna be able to get away for amazing i love it welcome to the family lads we have sam we have the hat we have the bell the potato the banana and now we have the ladder and the drill who knows maybe one day drill reveal question mark i could do it i've shown you my ladder i've shown you my banana maybe i'll show you my drill maybe not if this video hits 300 000 likes i'll show you my drill he attack he is snack but most importantly he genuinely cares about others and goes out of his way to make all people's day even if he himself is sad and if that isn't the most awesome thing i've ever seen then i don't know what is that didn't rhyme dawg that's cool i made this jacksepticeye youtube's version 2 concept hope you like it man that's neat i like that a lot well done and who knows maybe we'll make another one maybe there's a no a new youtubes being made i don't know that's weird that you just said that what are you talking about my arm when i hit my funny bone oh look at my eye jesus what is this from also why is that so accurate that is exactly how it feels funny story when i was younger i hit my funny bone so hard twice that i think i've kind of [ __ ] it up your funny bone is not actually like a bone it's like the nerves in your arm or something but it's like between these two bones here but i hid it playing with my friends they hit me with like a really hard stick and it sent like a huge shock down my arm that i clenched up my fingers and then i hit it when i was uh i think i was like messing with my sister one day and we like rolled towards each other and smashed elbows but she smashed into my funny bone again and ever since then the nerves kind of sit on this bone here instead of in between them and it hurts like absolute hell whenever i hit it this one it's this feeling this one it's like satan reached down my throat and pulled out my dick yes i have a dick down my throat all of jack's fans went the videos glitch auntie yes it is an unfortunate thing sometimes that any spooky thing any sort of vague thing any sort of fun little weird thing that comes out into the channel that everyone jumps on it to be like it's auntie it's the egos it's what does it all mean sometimes it means nothing sometimes i'm just having fun but those other times you better be paying attention man it's really taken like the septic eye thing to a whole new level isn't it this is cursed this is like kicking in my fight senses i feel like i need to like be prepared me stubs my toe my entire nervous system [Laughter] why does it isn't that weird like pins and needles if you were to visualize it it would just look like white noise or like this that's so bizarre you all know what this feels like right now you know what else is really weird you also know what it's like to lick something without having licked it let me preface this a little bit like this controller this controller you know what it's like to lick that right now don't you if you were to imagine what it's like to lick it the thing on the top of this camera the wind blocker you know what that's like to lick that fuzziness this mask even you know exactly what it's like to lick that in your head right now you know what that texture is going to feel like and if not then i just went on like a 30-second rant about what it's like to lick things bobby why is he talking about licking things don't listen to him oh no what is this i'm white i'm black i'm yellow i'm going to die alone forever in a bathtub filled with my own feces what what the hell am i talking about what the [ __ ] is this from i'm so confused by this entire clip but you know what that caught me off guard i i laughed at that so here you go a little uptick for you man that feels good i i honestly i feel like now when these things hit the top i'm like i did that i helped [Music] [Music] what was that what did my eyes just do [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] [Applause] the quickest eye roll in the west beautiful what a meme his voice says i've been a fool but his face says [ __ ] hospital caller priest that's so [ __ ] cursed jesus i love it okay but listen oh lord i said this in a stream recently that because my hair when it's when it's parted like either side it also looks like prince charming's but i call myself prince harming but the funny thing is i always make jokes as him walking around the house i turn to evelyn all the time and i'm like cherry flavor want to taste god sacrifices only begotten son jesus christ for our sins and this is the [ __ ] you have to show for it oh i often think that like oh all these years in space the universe is billions and billions of years old and all of this space dust formed out in the cosmos and this giant ball of fire we're just enough distance and size away from the sun to create life and we're here for millions and billions of years of evolution have gotten us to this point and this is what we do with it all right that does it for us this week that those got a good chuckle out of me this time thank you for making my days brighter right now we are at 391 000 members on the subreddit that's so cool we're almost at 400k can we do it before the next one who knows that's up to you go hang out post some memes and laugh at each other support each other but don't [ __ ] repost or i'm going to come and eat your toes

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 2,329,607

Rating: 4.9797783 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye, meme time

Id: oYazKuvROhg

Length: 18min 12sec (1092 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 09 2020