Russell Peters | Indians Must Stick Together

indian parent when they tell you look there's an indian is that your wife bro your girlfriend were you born where were you born in oklahoma wow and then your wife is indian and you guys met where you were in india well that's a good place to meet indian girls i'd say that that's like at least you got an indian girl from india in india like you didn't like oh i'm gonna find one here did you mean to do that or did he just was it like an accident are you in college where oh so you went to school in india wait a second you were born in oklahoma is already crazy that's that's like being palestinian from cleveland you know what i mean it doesn't make doesn't make any sense you just got outdone for uh worst places to go to how the did your parents leave indian go we're going to oklahoma why i loved that movie kind of makes you wish they liked the movie grease you know what i mean who knows where they would have gone at that point so you're born and raised in oklahoma oh wait so you were born in oklahoma and then your parents went this is you know what's better than this india we're going back we're going back round up the troops let's go that's crazy dude i've never met someone like that so then you move back to bombay and then okay so you've got a legit excuse fine and you're and that's your husband sweetheart boyfriend guy you're sleeping with the you're ending yes i see that when you explained lid to me he's greek he's your husband and he's greek okay and uh see that see to me this is what you're supposed to do in america what you're doing is what you're supposed to do in america when the indian parents try to convince their kids to marry an indian person out here and you resist you're like but why why would i marry an indian girl and they'll do this son what will happen to our people if we don't stick together what will happen to our people let me tell you what will happen our people nothing there's 1.3 billion of them in india if every indian outside of india never married another indian again we would still have 1.3 billion of them they don't need our numbers to add to theirs here's what indian parents need to understand is that the chinese and the indians will always forever 100 of the time be on this planet there will never be a time where there's no indians on this planet arabs not so much but we got numbers and you got your hoodies you know so they're determined um

Channel: Russell Peters

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Length: 3min 17sec (197 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 07 2021