r/TIHI | how could you do this to me?

Hellmann's introduces new meat on the bottom Mayo cups hate it what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash thanks I hate it dog drinks milk from her master my biggest concerns the poor dog because there's a just the sadden expression on his face Nickelodeon this was on Nick that's not a talent that's a crime thick Fork honestly I'd use a thick Fork I like to look at this one oh it's a whole set of thick utensils the thick Fork the thick spoon and the thick knife it's a thigh festoon and a thor thanks I hate carved watermelon skulls that is some gnarly artwork dude it's red skull it's him I'm honestly what I'm really liking about this is there there's so much attention to detail on it there's depth there the watermelon makes it look fleshy there's just so much to admire on this how could you hate this unless you're a coward damn it spongebob II I don't like seeing squirt or where the pronounced chin I like that oh oh hey man could you basing my drink yeah dog I got you Jesus Christ now I'll play ping pong with your stupid soul if you hit me my drink that way it's banana water hey bro you thirsty yeah give me some banana water okay I gotta know how it tastes I got it now wait and bananas are mushy too does that mean there's gonna be pope is there gonna be pulp in my banana water oh oh fella I've seen this commercial before so I'm not grossed out by it but I wish I could remember exactly what it was for because I want to say it was some sort of like foot fungus medication because he crawls in the toe and then they're like if you have this ever happen to you little gremlin crawling in your toenail huh by medication no can't make her go right out of there he'll move out of your toes ah that's something else that is otherworldly don't open your mouth don't do it again please stop don't don't that is does this shirt say fugly [ __ ] I've played this again I got to see that shirt is he like supposed to be like a Bratz doll what's going on yes this fugly nice oh I love it check out this awesome snake costume my wife made for our daughter she's now home with the snakes we don't let her back inside what if your child was born acoustic can he be born electric the more I look at this the more concerned I become slowly becoming because more than anything you have to remember someone had to Photoshop this this doesn't just exist in the world someone had to put it into existence hey kid you want some kool-aid yeah I'd love kool-aid it's my blood you also get cool aids which is better than lame AIDS hey perfectionists this is an 89 degree angle have a good day he was never heard from again he showed off this funny little angle and they cut off his funny little ankles funny I'm a comedian I'm gonna make a new font called times new bastard it's times new roman' but every seventh letter is jarring ly sans-serif it's times new roman' but every seventh letter is Charlie San serif with one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode prepare for the ultimate defense barefoot is still illegal in most stores so here's a life hack just call off the bottoms of your shoes see that little bit of fabric keeping this the sanctity of your shoes together can't arrest you if you have that oh is this why the Tooth Fairy exists baseball bat reinforced with teeth I want to say something funny but this is just gross this has been used for violent crimes I can already tell oh that's kind of neat it's a wacky little bathroom what is this Andy Warhol's I would never want to have this bathroom but I'm so interested in it this is so weird and funky that's not something I wanted to see today that's not I love them they took time to give him hair this is what I look like when I take off my mask the dumplings are like I'm a new man hen he goes as he gets the soul sucked out of them that's not I notice by the way there's a little eyes right up above the mouth that's no nose those are eyes the dumpling was so sad but c'est la vie so his life may be dogs only like belly rubs so much because they love having their nip I don't want to read that I don't want to read that sentence maybe dogs only like belly rubs so much because they love having their nipples played with mind blowing it costs $0 to say a sentence such as this and yet not only did you say it but you spent the ultimate thing your dignity writing this sentence Hey Xbox Playstation and Nintendo I'm not I don't know why this would be a thanks I hate it I like seeing logos flip-flopped around it's kind of neat do you ever wonder if a logo has to do with the success of a brand like how supreme is not really that good but it hype beasts hype it all up like if their logo was different do you think you'd still have their success I think this kind of thing is cool hey look it's a bobby pin I'm gonna get this tattoo but all my face thanks I hate this disease I fix broken bones is my job and I'm studying rare conditions fibro dysplasia ossificans progressiva is a condition that affects bone healing I'm sure I said two of those words wrong any trauma is repaired with bone we all received my new trauma every day in our joint spaces the person becomes a statue slowly whoa that's gnarly imagine living your life not like not realizing that your body is slowly just becoming all bone that the skeleton finally takes over it becomes whole that is so nuts dogs look us because we have bones inside and they want them scientists say well I mean if that was the case they bite your teeth because your teeth are bones open wide wider perfect you know this is just a regular trip to the dentist for me and I have no issues I have no quarrels I have no qualms with this you don't get your uvula smacked around when you go to the dentist you're not going to the right dentist bud man I love bowling as soon as I stuck my fingers inside though my bowling ball said daddy and I was like what see you like that huh a bowling ball but I score a strike with you how about that I really don't eat cake anymore but I literally can't resist cheese cake and that is an abomination a disgrace and it is disgusting number 12 cheese cake the last thing you were on your birthday is a cake made of Kraft singles American cheese but that is exactly what I got for my birthday hey look it's camel toes what I'm concerned about is how far down her toes go because those are long lines those are long divots like you can hate the design of the shoe I'm wondering about the design of her foot my cat sneezed as soon as I took this picture he became the glutton he does not see he does not hear he does not smell he only consumes all right so what's the what's the joke here I don't understand is it just Disney Princesses a cement mixer why would I hate this this just makes no sense there's nothing to hate because there's nothing to gather it's just cement mixers can someone explain the joke is it just cement I don't understand is it just cement mixers what am I supposed to not like about this this is really neat this is kind of funky so it's a functioning chair but the actual wooden chair inside of its all broken apart that's kind of cool this is this is kind of neat I really love this though I don't know what's going on in that closet ugh go stick I'm gonna take a couple steps back yummy yummy yummy those are crock tarts naturally and artificially flavored crock tarts tastes like pure rubber and stepfather's crock tarts oh they're all bobbing their heads I've seen this before why is this advises the thinks I hate it there listening to music one alone and then one with his wife hit him in his wife pop into jams from their golden years it's great oh my oh I put plaster on my fingers wait what if that's what they did in Greece and Rome and all those stages are actually dead people covered in plaster what cuz they look so realistic nah that's dumb they wouldn't do that if you die we'll make it food in a slow cooker whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them they can all see what's over in the slow cooker too hey wait what I don't like that I like that idea hey mom what's for dinner oh you know filet minion go ahead eat up he's ready I stole this bad boy from grew itself it's buff animals there there don't mess with buff animals they have strengths we have prowess the earth pride oh it's eye contact imagine touching eyes it's true romance let me [ __ ] let me find me a girl who let me touch your eye like that big anime eyes look at the anatomy of it this is what your big eyed anime girls look like in their brains hope you're happy with yourselves guys we'll never get to experience the pure ecstasy a farting from two holes simultaneously and that's why we're superior and that's what you think murals see I've learned the secret anytime I feel like um when I just I I I hone my Chi it comes out my mouth ears just every hole I have it kind of is like you know wheezing as a Pokemon and as those gases coming out everywhere same idea whoa that's gnarly I love art this is cool that's super sick so it's like a crab versus a what's you insects of this it's like a roach and a crab super neat this is weird this is like supposed to be a cloud it's kind of cool get all the babies right with my cloud car call me aliky do ah yes my bed of hands so I can always be in someone's warm embrace when I go to bed watch this Thanks I hate it no I love it accidentally bought hot dog buns to the hamburger bun so guess who's eaten hand dogs this looks like it'd be on the menu at the Chum Bucket plankton just Karen when I cook these hand dogs Krusty Krab will be run out of business thank you I just can't stop cooking ham dogs Karen oh it needs the Krabby Patty secret formula I have ham dog you'd make a killing vintage porcelain covered with hand-painted ants to scare anyone who comes into your home the perfect gift this is what an updated home alone would actually look like Macaulay Culkin Macaulay Sulkin Macaulay silk and that's a good one I'll write that down do y'all eat Joe ice cream with the without the bone go to hell I don't know who you are but you deserve pain God imagine how cold that is just crushing it in his bare hand so that Rick Sanchez is John wick god I hate that show everything about it I just don't like recognized experts over time a leading scientist a PhD student a media expert and and Karen on Facebook and I trust hope with every Kiwi Skelton showing the size of egg in relation to the mother's body imagine being a Kiwi and carrying an egg like this that is that it just looks painful but their bodies are you know designed for it so I guess it's not hurting that's so weird so funky the poor dog ain't bald on top if you could convert it to a person it's not bald it's all fur so it's just like ponytails or pigtails whatever I'm annoyed by this like a good neighbor tapeworm eclair that's what I look like with the zipper and everything that's actually just what my torso looks like I've seen this it's the worst thing I've ever seen she's gonna take the piercing out or whatever it is and suck a noodle right there it comes don't do this please don't have the smack thank God oh I I hate this video so much I genuine like that's the one of the few things I genuinely just hate like raw hey do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can't stop so it's like I masturbation every day in my life Alan every day in my life look at these huge bees I swear they get bigger every year in May of twenty thirty four I smell a pollen oh I hate that too God dude I just ate and that makes me sick oh I can't look at the name where I gotta get that on my screen whoa that's kind of cool that's a medical anomaly that's super neat man's got eight fingers but no thumb bro that is so weird Wow I didn't know there was more photos in this I hate seeing babies with teeth they look so young but so old at the same time and I can't it's just gross Muppet screams we forced a muppet to scream into this bag smell its fear absorb its power and that's Kermit's man mmm Kermit not eating because of nausea nausea because I'm not eating that sucks I'm sorry hope you feel better don't tell me this is some sort of transformer don't tell me this is a Jesus transformer oh it's a Jesus transformer it's a god oh bot it's a god Oh bot no new Oreo unstuffed you'll be wanting some milk with this bad boy well I this long cookie cylinder can't get enough of it and that brings us to the end of our slash thanks I hate it and if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Id: Ahzj-T77G4Y

Length: 13min 34sec (814 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 09 2019