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[Music] the centaur did in fact exist soon we'll be one step closer to finally discovering which way they wore their paths see there's always a catch 22 to this sort of tactic on one end your keys and phone are always together on the other end you lose your keys you lose your phone of course that's completely ignoring the fact that this phone is likely not going to work anymore anyway a friendly reminder that when people say they miss the good old days they will consistently not include these no no no no technology was just as good back then you just don't know the average man is already terrible at aiming at these things you want to add more of a challenge and so little ducky rests for the afternoon another heavy day of freaking out people on the internet who google search the shape of his willy to us humans we see this as wearing cute little hats to the chupacabras the skulls and hides of their loved ones that are a bunch of overgrown half-naked birth defects but don't you worry chupacabra i don't need you to make me feel disgusting about my body hmm duck duck i feel like there's something after that anyway oh where to begin with the visual horror it's like i'm seeing a collage of newborn babies being posted on the internet by their mums and that's just explaining stewie i don't want to go anywhere near that dog it's not even a dog it's a thing you're a thing now the science here is that the extra decal intimidates the wind and thus produces more energy you can trust me because science oh no boys the ladder's broke what are we gonna do we're gonna save lives i am fireman gonna stop this fire some people call this part of the bike a kickstand some a leg stand and some take it too literally hi where can i get you uh we'd like some fries please that's man just enough to trigger the irish famine of 1845 thank you god damn it they're back again frog it's the snack that squeals back in today's image we're merely going to focus on this sign the spirit of pittsburgh ballroom very nice let's just keep looking at that what no why is it zooming why is it zooming out guys guys don't do it don't let it say that no no branch of industry suffered more during the pandemic lockdowns than your military such a horrible existence to suffer through playing video games indoors instead of shooting people in real life could you imagine having to do that all the time oh hey look at this stupid gator i put on my desk doesn't he look cute oh look he's playing with the keyboard what are you doing hey wait hey we'll return with gator the cobra after these messages now class you're probably wondering why did mr smith suddenly give out hot dogs today for lunch well today's little lunch time is also a lesson a lesson in why you shouldn't cross me now now don't scream inside voices only please did i do it did i do it right am i now the best thing on the internet i am a goat why why does internet love goat so much there is clearly only one part of this bathroom where the budget went and that's into the position of this door clearly that wall is just begging for that handle to smack into it i'm at a crossroads with this one is it cheating or is it just ingenious here we see a prime example where a man is like a cat if it fits it sits okay hold it up higher yeah just a bit higher okay that's great easy yeah just make sure you don't get me in the shot okay i've been doing well for this past decade yeah i'll be fine yeah i don't want to ruin it i'll remember to crop it do you see do you see what happens when you become complacent with the existence of crocs people how much further down the drain must society's morality go hmm christian chicken happy birthday to you i've made your nightmares come true we lost him any sign of him negative sir he continues to evade us blast this raccoon is certainly a master of hiding what was that follow the smell don't bother checking the corners that's too obvious of a place hmm well sometimes you do like to play a bit of russian roulette while doing mechanical work you know this does actually explain how the teenage mutant ninja turtles are always on top of his house do you think it's not really appropriate for me to be spraying this water over this electrical equipment no it's fine look i'm devout too but yeah i think this is a bit unnecessary jesus will protect it and thus that's not how he was look we just want the newer model okay the window to claim insurance on this thing ends tomorrow looks like this bee is dead yep that's it nothing else to say hey buddy why the long face ugh greg shut up i am an actual horse i will buck you now quit horse you know the fact major car brands haven't made hot wheels versions of their cars is honestly a crime it should be where's your sugar honey ice and tea now chris rock you thought we wouldn't notice you swearing in the kids movie damn i can't properly see what that brand logo is and so from this far out it looks like it says poo but it says pib which is completely different from poo which at first glance i can say this looked like some holy knowing eric andre's comedy i would not doubt he'd actually invite the joker on though i imagine it would be like a han solo versus greedo of who shot first this is insanely impressive and really daunting does lego even decompose because one day humanity is going to be gone but lego will still be around millions of years in the future other societies are going to visit us and be like oh yeah they they built their world from legos maybe not the nicest view out there but i can certainly relate to the vibe of just bringing a couch outdoors and chilling in it oh hey look it's ben affleck's batman career i'm trying to think of some dog and bread pun but i don't know i just know it'll be breadful i can show you the world weird and random distractions i call this gamer move the opportunity to be sack whacked and here we see some girls having a local brunch sesh exhibiting the same enthusiasm as when some random person knocks on my door oh man what are you doing have you felt the thickness and solidity of a watermelon bravo to your accomplishment here but them teeth they're not gonna last any longer thomas the tank engine giving that little quick eye twitch to the side after you caught them out looking at you yes girl have some nuts snare squirrel have my nuts i squirrel his ten dollar bill no i don't squirrels don't know currency you don't know anything about me buddy i'll take that dinner thank you i can't tell if it's the angle or if they're just so flexible but that leg does not look comfortable welcome to the future everyone in case you haven't heard of it they found that cows who watch vr headsets of themselves in like luscious outdoor fields and all that kind of stuff actually produce better and more milk so yeah that expect a future where there's going to be a lot of cows in small green spaces wearing vr headsets living the life of when you want to be a beach model but you don't live near a beach but i do have to wonder what is worse road rainwater or the beach outside of a major city because if you've ever been to or lived in melbourne australia you know it's fine to enjoy the sand of the beach but don't go in the water and no it's not because of the sharks and crocodiles to be fair it's rather natural to find this freakish to look at we're basically seeing it with half its head cut right off my father wanted me to be a mechanic but i long to sing and dance oh lordy someone's fanfic has broken reality hasn't it that said it would be a fun little challenge to dress up as casually of a character from an anime as possible and just like challenge yourself to see how long the day you can go by before someone pointed out to you would you like some coke yes please well you can't you know we can say this is weird but all that really matters is what's under the hood anyway so if that all checks out this is fine ah gary you've made it okay we can now do the roll call gary present gary present gary present gary rizzard gary gary gary present steve president no one likes you steve gary presenting the all-new reflection chair the ultimate design in comfort and suitability with all new features stay seated on this chair for more than three hours and a mirror appears simply deactivate the mirror function by crying oh look boys and girls a fun pull to swing around on oh it feels so sterile remember children every time you want to color in with something other than black or white we have to chop an extra tree down just so you can use that color hooray your colorful creativity is ruining the planet here we can witness a bunch of tech enthusiasts absolutely ecstatic and over the moon a successful launch of the new apple portable glory hole is that funny is was that is that not funny airpods you know you don't like that okay i'm sorry guys hey look it's you you're the van and that pulls me smothering you with my love and affection across the cyberspace well you're trapped you can't get away from me with it you're amazing you're a great person [Applause] sir that is a can not a bottle please refrain from using this device incorrectly that is breaking social norms i don't like it very uncomfortable this is a duck the duck says oh no thor's anger to the care bears once again come this way brother whoa i have much to show you oh okay i get the car doesn't have space but could you i'd maybe just not take grandma along this trip no ma'am please do go on tell us all about how you just slipped and fell inside a car and you'd are not at all the driver of this vehicle yes humans i have had enough i am sick of you naming your deity incorrectly and constantly pronouncing it backwards circle of feet i feel like there's a weird reference to the lion king song there but i feel like that sound is it kind of racist i don't know i'm yeah not gonna even attempt it oh christianity ah we can make fun of that that's fine something tells me this guy went to the wrong venue for his nativity play an incredible tactic by this man instead of developing some hostility towards the equal partners in this crash a sense of camaraderie envelopes them to become comfortable with something as simple as taking a selfie and therefore literally cementing the fact that they were here in this crash clever play white shirt well done all right buddy you just let me know where it hurts we'll work on that i hate humans i don't know why he mentioned it he's never met her before but he said he was keen to see her in my texts so yeah i thought i'd bring her along ronald no i have a being trapped in infinite stillness gifted only with the embracing posture for camaraderie and friendship oh this is pretty manipulating the honesty of this engagement to speculate that i am wishing pain upon you i'm sorry man it was just her job move out of the way zoolander we've got a new blue steel on the street oh snowman that's cute you know what's also cute when you decide to upgrade your living arrangements he'll die i just want to apologize about that earlier joke i made that really lame bread pun guys i know yeah unbreakable it's stupid you know it really it just sounded so damp yay solar panels damn it infrastructure finally a true genuine live-action remake of cowboy bebop really this this was a thing why why did they stop the thing bring back the thing i want the thing if i'm gonna die in a car crash i at least deserve to enjoy some roly-poly time well sucks to be my partner because i am not brushing my teeth today hey want to come on this lookout it's fine it has stairs the stairs those sneaky eastern countries they've been selling us half working chopsticks this entire time that 70s show 1998 stranger things 2019 this is not a coincidence honestly this actually says a lot about their characters too wow no doubt there's some film snob out there sipping from their piccolo latte being all i knew about it when you can't go to the beach you bring the beach to you man even made his own mimosa he is living it they say if you're going to die die in the ocean that's poseidon's domain death can't reach you there but unfortunately for you death has a side hobby honestly i'd be keen to see how this would play out in fact why is that not a game show yet it's all just normal games board games sports of the like but there's just always some weird twist happening actually ignore you heard that that's my idea now it's copyright copyrighted because i steal my idea at ladder we go through so much rigorous testing now dummies have developed a little bit of ptsd please no don't take away my feet just a little tap to the left or right please i thank you just don't take away my feet hey star trek bike that's uh what's that famous phrase to bravely go beyond that which the force may be with where we're going don't need roads possibly the best circumstance of being conjoined twins is this building just naturally weird or are you on drugs the correct answer is the architect was these mice get to skittle about the safety of their homes their only true safety net in between them and their predators is this unpenetrable viewing glass so basically in cells and eagles this is your friendly reminder that not everything needs to be upcycled i'd love to stay at this hotel for a night wander into the foyer while no one's there and just empty half the bowl staff and regular guests would just or is it pet play getting that little corner there yeah yeah i'm getting it good boy what good job

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Length: 13min 42sec (822 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 22 2022