r/Prorevenge - Cheaters Get Their Lives Destroyed!

welcome to our slash Pro revenge we're cheating spouses get their careers obliterated our first reddit post is from waffles are forever douchebag and Sarah have been like family to my wife and I for several years practically ever since we moved in across the street from them the four of us were extremely tight our kids are the same age as theirs and are all good friends we were one big family unit we did dinner together a few times a week we went on vacations together I truly saw douchebag as a brother and my wife and Sarah were very close to five months ago I was completely blindsided by the discovery of an affair between my wife and douchebag my wife had left her email open on our computer and I saw an email from her to her longtime therapist saying that douche bag would be joining her at an upcoming session again WTF my mind started racing why in the world would douchebag be going to her therapy sessions without my knowledge I did a search and found some other emails to and from the therapists proving that douchebag had been going to sessions together with her for about six weeks I checked our mobile phone account and discovered that since late summer they had been exchanging hundreds of texts every day peaking at nearly 500 a day by the holidays speaking of the holidays my wife and I hosted both of our families parents siblings etc for both Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner and douchebag and Sarah joined us either for dinner or after dinner on both holidays text records showed that the entire time that they were at her house celebrating with our families my wife and douchebag were texting each other across the room they were doing that pretty much every time the four of us hung out for months and you know all day every day just in general but what bothers me the most is that they were doing it with Sarah and I right there I confronted my wife with the evidence and she admitted that yes she and douchebag had fallen in love it just happened I don't know how but I loved him and I just don't feel anything for you anymore I'm sorry they'd gone on a school district trip together something had happened in her hotel room and things had moved quickly from there she explained as I lay facedown on the couch unable to look at her that they had already made plans to move out and divorce me and Sara and while they didn't plan to move in together immediately because of the kids they'd probably do so eventually the meetings with the therapist were supposedly mostly for the purpose of finding a way to break this to me and Sara as gently as possible because they were so very concerned for our well-being Sara and I are fairly certain that they weren't planning on telling us about the affair at all and we're simply going to discover their feelings for one another several months down the line after they'd come up with some other reason to divorce the two of us my wife moved out two months ago I was and still am utterly destroyed I cry every day I cried writing the first few paragraphs of this story just now I worry non-stop about the impact on our kids but I'm also not exactly a shrinking violet when I feel like I've been wronged and in this case I was objectively very very wronged so a couple of years ago douchebag ran for a board of education seat as a pretty extreme underdog I helped him with his campaign materials in debate prep and my wife a well-known school district employee this becomes important later got the word out as best she could much to our surprise he actually won in a squeaker by just a few dozen votes being on the board became the center of douchebags world he joined every committee that could this turned into the foundation of his affair with my wife as they were constantly going to school events and meetings together on evenings and weekends once I discovered the affair my thoughts turned pretty quickly to revenge and it occurred to me that an extramarital affair between a member of the Board of Education and an employee of the school district was at least bad politics and possibly violated district policy making things far worse for them was that my wife was in the running for an open administrative position and everyone knew that she was more or less guaranteed the job and the major pay raise that came with it she had just finished her master's degree in school administration at the urging of her principal and the superintendent so that she could be promoted to this specific position I had plenty of evidence of the affair texts from both of them admitting to it text records showing that they were texting hundreds of times a day emails to and from the therapists etc I considered simply emailing all of the evidence to the board and the superintendent's but felt like I as the grieving betrayed spouse might not be seen as a credible source so instead I invented a fictitious furious friend who was planning on showing up to the next board meeting and publicly shaming the two of them for their affair I told my wife that I tried to talk this person down but couldn't guarantee that they wouldn't show up and humiliate them publicly as I expected this led douchebag to conclude that the only option was for him to preemptively admit the affair to the board the superintendent subsequently recommended that douchebag resign which he did Sarah said that he was utterly humiliated and crushed and barely got out of bed for a few days afterwards once word of the affair and douchebags resignation started getting around the superintendent a longtime friend of both my wife and douchebag contacted my wife and tearfully informed that it was no longer politically appropriate for her to be promoted to an administrative position within the district the position that had been lined up for her was later filled by an outside candidate this sent waves of confusion and rumor throughout the district as it was pretty well known that my wife was getting the job the day after she was informed that she wasn't getting the promotion my wife and I despite our crumbling marriage took our son out to breakfast together on his birthday and a parent stopped by our table to congratulate her on her new role she said things then excused herself to go cry in the bathroom for a while I let the dust settle for a couple of weeks and then right before my wife moved out let them in on my little secret there was never a furious friend threatening to expose them in the first place just me word of all this has gotten around our fairly small town which douchebag grew up in and my wife has worked in for nearly 20 years my wife refuses to talk to me about how things are at work right now but I've heard from some people I know in the district that her formerly spotless reputation has taken a major hit douchebag formerly a gregarious social presence in our neighborhood and in events in pubs and towns has completely gone underground and barely emerges to mow his lawn he's moving out soon to a sucky little townhouse which is all he can afford due to all the child support he's going to have to pay his wife my wife and douchebag claim that they plan on trying to make things work together despite all the public humiliation I wish them lot's of luck with that I'm sure it will be a lot of fun to show their faces together in town so who else out there is imagining Opie hooking up with Sara and the two of them living happily ever after while spending douche bags child support because I know I am that would be the perfect ending to this Pro revenge our next reddit poses from might as well this story takes place like five years ago when my husband and I were broke college students with a young baby we worked hard to afford our sucky little duplex six hundred bucks a month and necessities while trying to finish our degrees till one day get a head our duplex was one in an entire neighborhood owned by a large company and managed by a super sketchy married couple who lived on the same street before our kid was born we did the normal excited new parent thing of painting his nursery and decorating blah blah blah our lease stated we needed permission to paint which we obtained from the property manager the husband of the couple he insisted it would be fine and being young and naive we didn't get it in writing because he was so chill about it so we paint and move on with our lives a little while later our lease was up and we had given notice to vacate as we were moving closer to my husband school the property manager was understanding everything was fine and we scheduled our move out inspection prior to this inspection we specifically asked him for the name of the paint color we needed to use when repainting the nursery he flat-out refused to give it saying it was unnecessary to paint as we've been there for so long they'd be painting the whole duplex anyway okay cool move on inspection day comes and goes we left the house in better shape than we found it aside from a small area of torn carpet right along a seam in the doorway the property manager inspected and said everything looked great and we should get our whole deposit back 400 bucks - a few bucks for the torn carpet sounds good boss enter a period of weeks where we waited and waited for our deposit eventually leaving messages upon messages with false promises or no return calls at all eventually over a month later this culminated in a phone call with the property manager where he said and I remember this almost verbatim I don't know what you're so worried about anyway it's only like two $200 you're getting back he cited the painted nursery and the huge mess left behind as deductions and I coldly informed him we'd be going to court then because we didn't feel we owed for those reasons the place was spotless when we left aside from the six-pack of beer we left him in the fridge for being chill not one hour later he called back and miraculously our refund check had just shown up in the mail already knowing he was trying to screw us we installed a recording app on my phone we're in a one-party consent state and went to the office the check in deed was only for $200 of our deposit and included no list of what they charged us for an important detail we intentionally goaded him into admitting that he had told us not to pain and that the house looked great on move out and went on our happy way revenge plan already unfolding we didn't cash the check and instead emailed the CEO of the entire property company copying in the property manager and detailing the entire process the CEO sent back a smartypants email with a cute little typed up list of deductions including all the things we were specifically told we wouldn't be on the hook for a fun detail was that even by his own math they owed us 230 of our deposit no one really had an answer for why they tried to issue a check for $200 but whatever joke was on him because we began digging through all the state regulations on security deposits and refunds hoping to prove that our length of stay meant he couldn't charge us for wear and tear things like carpet cleaning etc and in our search we instead happened upon a statute requiring landlords to return security deposit refunds and an itemized list of deductions within 30 days or lose the right to withhold for actual damages and be subject to treble damages if the landlord is thought to be licious Lee withholding the refund so we typed up a demand letter for our entire security deposit citing the statute which he had broken because we didn't receive any refund offer or itemized list until six weekends later and when he sent a smartypants reply we filed in small claims court for our entire deposit plus treble damages and court costs now I don't know if it's clear at this point but I can be really freaking petty if I feel like someone is trying to f with me and it was clear this guy made a career out of stealing money from low-income renters who likely could never afford to fight it I was pissed I spent the next month before our court date compiling all email correspondence in which he'd screwed himself over numerous times by providing written documentation that he exceeded time limits charged in correct amounts etc I also compiled phone records showing dozens upon dozens of unanswered and unreturned calls to the property manager and detailed accounts i've made immediately after hanging up of lies from the property manager I printed out a screenshot from the company's own website detailing the CEOs role as the legal adviser so I could innocently claim shouldn't he have known the statutes for these issues I printed all the relevant statues and highlighted the important parts and then I made three freaking copies of everything and nicely compiled each and a binder complete with sleeve protectors and page numbers one for our own reference one for the butt hole property manager and/or the CEO we weren't sure who would show up and one for the judge himself we also took our handy little recording of the property manager admitting to all the stuff he lied about and then pretending to have never said needless to say the judge laughed at how prepared we were asked if we were law students and then awarded treble damages and court fees as well as interest I will never forget the CEOs face when we looked over and smiled at him all his butthole emails and disregard for the law were on the table and rather than giving us the original 350 or so we were promised from our deposit he ended up paying us over $1,300 a month later it was glorious oh shoot edit I completely forgot until my husband and I were just laughing hysterically about this but the CEO also filed his response to our suit with a counterclaim for one thousand two hundred and twenty-five dollars for expenses incurred as a result of the actions of plaintiff he never really said how he got that number but in his last email before we sued he did say I hope we can avoid litigation in this matter but we will engage aggressively if forced to do so whoa I wasn't sure if people would love this story as much as I do but here we are so I'm including my husband's final emo to the CEO before court man he has a way with words and I'm gonna read this email to you right now mr. blank this afternoon we will be filing a case in small claims court against the corporation you represent blank by not returning our security deposit within 30 days at the end of the lease without providing an itemized list of deductions within the same time period you have violated code such-and-such you thereby forfeit any right to withhold any portion of the security deposit additionally we are entitled to sue for up to three times the amount illegally withheld unless you can show by a preponderance of the evidence that this was an accident our phone records showing well over a dozen unreturned phone calls the fact that the check was not dated until the 6th of April seven days after the 30-day deadline the fact that the check was not made available to us until the 16th of April 17 days after the dead line as well as the fact that your company deducted $200 from the deposit despite having only 170 dollars in documented damages show quite clearly that this was not an honest mistake we tried to deal with this outside of court and we asked for only 382 dollars because of your failure to meet our reasonable requests despite your obvious violation of the law we will now be suing for one thousand four hundred and twenty-five dollars that's the four hundred dollar security deposit plus the $75 refundable pet deposit times three plus eighteen dollars and ninety one cents for certified letter costs plus interest on the amount owed determined by date of judgment plus cost of the legal process estimated eighty five dollars we tried to settle this amicably and for a small amount now we will settle this legally and for the maximum amount allowable by law we have no desire to settle outside of court for any amount less than one thousand four hundred and twenty five dollars plus all costs already incurred there is no need for you to contact us sincerely blank plus we have a similar story down in the comments same thing happened to us we had the move-in-condition list that the screen was ripped and the carpet was in poor shape plus receipts of two additional times asking them to repair the screen upon move out we had a professional cleaner our relative who helped us clean plus we took photos of everything pre move in and post move out this sucky religious older couple the praise Jesus types with religious iconography all over the office walls managed to the place we went ballistic when they refused to give us our full deposit back we took a drive to the property owners corporate office and showed them everything they started an investigation and found they had been ripping everyone off not doing the required repairs and pocket the deposits mr. and mrs. Jesus Freak were sentenced to ten years in state prison fight back and always take photos that was are slash Pro revenge and if you enjoyed this video please consider subscribing because I am getting closer and closer to 1 million subs and there might just be a special surprise waiting for you at 1 million subs

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Length: 20min 15sec (1215 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 04 2019