r/Prorevenge "I CHEATED & STOLE FROM YOU!" "OK, Enjoy Prison" Funny Reddit Posts

welcome to our /po revenge where a guy since his cheating ex to jail for 10 years not sure if this is petty or probe but it was certainly creative and extremely funny at the time so ultra here I live in an apartment building which has into end parking for two spaces per apartment and access to the parking levels one through five are done via a locked automatic roller door which people can only get through if they have a remote for it or sneak through behind someone else I only have a single car and sometimes I let my friends Park in the space in front of my car if they give me notice so I generally park at the back of the double space plus it's easier for my neighbors who have two cars earlier this year a random car began parking in front of mine on Friday afternoons meaning I couldn't go out with my car on Friday nights annoying but not the biggest issue when you live super close to the city sidenote Opie posted a diagram of the problem which I'll show now this continued nearly every week over about 5 weeks when I didn't park my car at the front of the bay which I began doing but times I plan to leave the space free for friends coming over or whatever the car appeared again I made repeated attempts to stop this behavior by leaving notes which escalated into leaving printouts of a photo of the car with the license plate clearly visible and an explanation that if it happened again I'd press charges and/or have the vehicle towed well it happened again and this time it was still there Saturday afternoon when I had been planning on going away with a group of my mates my guess is someone went out on Friday got drunk and decided to pick up the car later not concerning themselves with the inconvenience it caused anyone else it clearly hadn't moved as my aggressive note telling them to F off was still there sitting limply under their wiper blades I figured enough was enough it was time to have the vehicle towed so I called the building management and eventually called a towing company who refused to help because the space was on the third floor and they can't get any trucks up to that level because of the height and space restrictions ordinarily most people would be pretty much screwed at this point and I will admit I briefly considered sitting on hood of the car until the jerk came to pick it up while sending my mates on their way without me but they would have had to work out a new arrangement for transportation as one car wouldn't have cut it fortunately for me however my parents only lived 30 minutes away and have a garage where I work on one of my cars that's getting at the tail end of a minor restoration one of the things I use pretty often is a set of vehicle positioning jacks to jam my project car right up against the wall of the garage to minimize the space it takes up for anyone who doesn't know vehicle positioning jacks are basically devices that slot under each wheel then lift the car up in hydraulics so you can freewheel it in any direction while I hadn't originally gone to retrieve them when I had to take my project car off then a bright idea came to my head none of my mates minded spending an extra hour to screw someone over that had interfered with us so we grabbed the jacks and went back propped the car up and wheeled it out six guys can easily move around a small hatchback so we've pushed across the level slowly and carefully to an area where there isn't parking but is a load supporting pillar with space enough for a car behind it in a little section of the garage where isn't lit and is completely out of the way typically there's a guy on my level that parks a motorbike there but he isn't meant to and I doubt he minded we dumped in between the pillar and the wall with the nose pointing towards the wall I took my angry note the jacks and we'd left to enjoy our weekend side note here's a diagram of what they did when we came back Monday afternoon after the long weekend the car was still there which was no real surprise considering there was only about a foot of space for movement between the pillar and car and another foot or so between the car and the wall from the fact that the front wheels had changed we're guessing they did try to get it out unsuccessfully it was eventually gone later in the week though I'm not exactly sure how they managed it I never saw that car again trapping that guys car between the pillar was a really clever solution but to be honest I'd be tempted to do a lot more I mean if they just wheeled the car a couple of streets over then that dude probably have never found his car before I start a little background on my family my father is a typical working-class man from a poor family who worked pretty much his entire life my mom on the other hand comes from a very important and respected family of my city her family is wealthy with strong connections and her friends with pretty much all the important people of my city from the mayor and his entourage to lawmen and businessmen now my mom and dad met a long time ago and fell in love instantly soon they were married my mom's family disliked my dad from the beginning they saw him as a poor pleb and a disgrace to the family when my brother and I came along they also demanded us to be named from members of their side of the family since we would have my dad's last name etc etc you get the point posh arrogant pricks when I was 8 and my brother 9 our mom got diagnosed with cancer three years later she died my dad was alongside her the entire time her own family was not her sister my aunt was always absent in some formal reception and always claims she was busy and her mother my grandmother was claiming she was too old to move while her health was perfect in total they barely visited my mom in 3 years the day my mom died we were devastated both me and my brother cried like babies we were kids actually 12 and 13 respectively and our dad was in shambles then it all happened a few hours later my dad gets a phone call it's from my aunt and says they need to meet instantly so he goes to meet them what followed was mental my aunt with a lawyer on her side started attacking my dad telling him that now that his wife is dead he was incapable of having custody of the kids me and my brother and that they should take care of us my dad was furious and said no they responded the next day with more pestering and abuse mind you the funeral hadn't even taken place yet this went on for years each time different demands they ended up accusing my dad of assaulting my aunt causing a lot of to turn their backs on us they started sending my dad legal papers on what they could do etc etc then they tried taking away our inheritance based on stupid stuff we ended up finding out that some money reserved for us had suddenly vanished and then they called us and threatened my dad that if he doesn't give custody they will not give us the money thanks to a stupid law in my country they could do that my dad felt awful many times we caught him crying on top of piles of papers or hitting his head on the table in despair in the night we could hear him crying from our room and could do nothing about it they made his life a torture the only thing that kept him sane was my brother and I and he was great as a dad he provided for us and despite his mental state being awful he was an amazing dad fast forward ten years later the abuse stopped my father found a girlfriend who was amazing and our happy together both my brother and I got accepted into University and are doing pretty well my mom's family have stopped talking to us and every time they try to make contact we promptly ignore them until this summer you see this summer my cousin got married they invited us to the wedding when I say us I mean my brother and I so we accepted and started crafting the plan because in my country weddings are a huge deal and a lot of people would be there and also because of the social status of my mom's family the most important people would be there so we decided to use that to our advantage you see a lot of people had no clue about the whole story only the parts they told him it was exposure time the big day arrives and I'm full-on ready I go to the church and outside I see the people then my brother arrives and we know stuff is about to go down the reception starts and we are patiently waiting for it to end and the after party to begin in the after party which was a huge mansion outside the city everyone is present we spot my aunt and my grandmother in a group of people one of these people is the mayor bingo so we approach them in a friendly way my aunt says to these people the classics have you met my nephews etc etc then we start hearing the conversation a bit as we predicted they started talking about my dad how horrible he was how he exploited my mom and how lucky we are that we came out bright unlike him that last one pissed me off I raise my glass I look my aunt in the eyes and inside the whole group of the most wealthy important and prestigious people of my city I say actually I unleashed the whole story all while praising my dad and condemning my aunt and grandmother if I had left anything out my brother would fill in after I finished complete silence Phil my aunt was read from anger my grandmother was on the verge of bursting into tears everyone else shocked they started looking at those two in dismay and anger my little cousin not the one getting married who was oblivious of the whole situation wanted to just leave and was constantly asking my aunt mom is that true the story was presented was such attention to detail that they couldn't even deny anything then we say the bombshell at least we came out fine our studies are going excellent all thanks to our dad that last one was to rub salt in all their wounds we then left them in shock from other people we later learned that everyone turned their backs on them they became the shame of the city and ended up isolated in their big fancy houses the mayor cut all contacts with them so did all the businessmen and everyone in fact the big bomb was when a business they owned shut down because no one would fund them I only feel sorry for their employees who were left without a job another big hit came when the Municipal Council clearly by the mayor's orders removed the commemorative plaques and some buildings they had donated money in that killed them inside they tried to reconcile afterwards but we ignored them the most beautiful thing was when my dad learned of what we did he was the happiest man alive seeing the rich arrogant buttholes who tormented him go down like that don't mess with us even if you are family I can't believe these people are so incredibly conceded that they actually thought that the Son and the daughter would be on their side hey there niece and nephew coming out with the most important people in the city and join us in trashing on your father who you obviously still love very much I don't see any way how this could possibly backfire around the time that I got my first full-time job and finished college I decided I was ready to venture out and start dating I had heard about this amazing app through a few of my co-workers a little thing called tinder so I decided to give it a shot after about a week on the app I finally match with a woman who we will call Talia Talia lived in a different city than I did but the day we match she said she was visiting a cousin we messaged through the app and after verifying she was real through her Facebook and Instagram profiles we exchanged phone numbers she said she was employed full time had an apartment in her own car and was somehow still single we talked for about two weeks on the phone always at night after my shift at work before we finally had a chance to meet when our schedules matched up I drove my beat-up 1996 Honda Civic to her towns spent that Friday night I forget where we ate that night and in the morning we had breakfast at Waffle House Talia did have her own apartment however she lived next door to her grandmother who I awkwardly had to meet the next morning I had learned from Talia that her car was actually in her grandmother's name and her apartment was in the name of her cousin she went so far as to show me family portraits with her cousin to talk about her abusive ex and even shared with me how her laundry room was embarrassingly infected with flies and roaches we officially changed our social media to dating that day keep in mind that this was my first relationship in almost four years so I was excited the scam Talia also told me that day that she had been fired from work about a week earlier but was too embarrassed to tell me I asked how she had kept up her bills and she said that her grandma and dad had been helping her Talia asked if I could help her make her car payment which was due that weekend I refused she then explained that she could get a payday loan which is banned in our state and could put it into my checking account I felt uneasy about it and asked if there was another way she could get the loan Talia said that she couldn't use her grandma or dad's accounts because they had burnt in the past I thought it was weird but she started crying so I called my bank where I had an account since high school graduation and open a link checking account I gave Talia the new checking account number and routing number Talia contacted a payday loan company in Alabama and by Sunday morning she had the funds in my link checking account per our agreement I gave her the money Talia promised to repay the loan within two weeks I had my reservations but went back home and back to work Monday Talia called me on Wednesday and said she had a new job I asked if she had the payday loan squared away with her first paycheck she said she did but I still got charged forty-seven dollars two weeks after she set up the loan I called my bank called Talia to verify the loan was going through her and terminated the charge from the payday loan as I was not the tsiyon Talia and I agreed to meet Memorial Day weekend two weeks later she stated that her dad had given her a check for the entire amount $1,800 and that she would deposit it into my bank near her like a fool I let her deposit the check right before Memorial Day weekend two weeks later that payday loan company charged another 47 plus penalty fees and another 47 the $1,800 check bounced Talia stopped answering her calls and blocked me on everything I called my bank and informed them that I was the victim of fraud within hours my main checking account into which my paycheck had gone my savings account with $800 saved for a new car and the new checking account were closed my best friend from college will call him Clark found Talia had two of every social media account the one she shared with me and the one on which she had a boyfriend her cousin from her family photos was actually her boyfriend since high school Talia was 22 or 23 her boyfriend will call him Jason was in prison but from their social media post she was visiting him once a month minimum and had plans to marry him I spent days trying to get back my accounts and my money one of the representatives from my bank and Clark and my mom advised that I should press charges for fraud the bank mailed me a copy of the bounced check for criminal investigation purposes and it showed Jason's name and not Talia's father's name the owner of the check that's when I decided to get revenge the revenge as mentioned before Talia's apartment had a minor infestation of cockroaches and flies in her laundry room while I went through illegal agencies to pursue pressing charges of forgery on the check and fraud etc I found the name and phone number of Talia's apartment complex I left a message for the apartment complex management that Talia and her grandmother both had filthy apartments within a week Clark showed me that Talia had posted a request for temporary housing for her and her grandma since her parents wouldn't let her move in Talia's payday loan company began calling me as Talia had given them my phone number instead of hers and they had not received payment yet I was still reviewing my legal options at the time one day I answered and notified the rep that Talia had fraudulently used my checking account the rep who called me transferred me to the legal apartment who was very interested it turned out that Talia's grandma and her father owed to the payday loan company it wasn't a lot separately but the payday loan company had enough evidence with my claim that Talia was the ringleader using her family's accounts I turned over my evidence including Talia's text messages promising to pay the copy of the bounced check and my bank statements by the end of the year tally was arrested on several charges her grandma and father were also arrested but took pleas for lesser charges in exchange for turning over evidence on her I didn't have to testify at the trial but I kept informed Talia's grandma had a minor heart attack when she was arrested and had a more significant one during the trial I am not sure if her grandma lived or died after the trial despite this Talia went to prison for multiple counts and will serve more than a decade behind bars I've heard of some pretty rough breakup stories but this guy takes it to a whole nother level after exactly one day this guy gets his ex girlfriend and his grandma evicted causes the grandma to have two heart attacks and since his ex to jail for a decade that was our /po revenge and if you want to see more videos just like this one hit the subscribe button and like this video it really helps me out

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Length: 17min 41sec (1061 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 25 2019