Romeo and Juliet, but without any rehearsals

you all know the plot of romeo and juliet well my friends and i performed a live production of it without a single rehearsal and it was okay two households both alike in dignity [Music] i was romeo diana was juliette anthony's mercutio jaden was benvolio christina v was tibbled family jewels was lord capulet and we had several other actors who you'll just see later it would be impossible for us to have gone into this completely blind as none of us have read this since high school so our resident english major joe sniffy wrote one line of direction on a piece of paper for every single character and every scene that they're in and that was all we had for the entire show of romeo and juliet spoiler alert died they i don't know why they say that in the beginning they die and then uh but it's like titanic you know that you know that you know that shit's gonna sink but you're still to watch it so [Music] new sons of [ __ ] oh hold on hold on [Music] i run this country and my name is princess you need to stop fighting i agree i am tired of [Applause] i am more powerful yes sir all right i am so if princess want some girl advice this guy ain't got no [ __ ] game this is romeo it's tough out here so i was with this girl rosaleen right and she ended things [ __ ] she wants to stay a virgin i'm 13 for christ's sake i can't wait much longer that's half our life dude that's what i'm saying lord calculus i cannot believe how many times i go out is screaming to the void and say i'm here shut up for a second now listen i gotta tell you something you're peter right yes sir i'm gonna have a rager a wager you say a ranger a ranger a ranger hey okay for my hot daughter oh julian you see i think juliet would absolutely one second one second tiger one second one second i need you to tell everyone you know that it's gonna be the party of a lifetime can i come no yeah no i agree i would just make it worse you could make it really weird yeah all right now you paris yes as i was saying i scream into the void i say i am here and yet nobody calls [Music] but for some reason my rippling biceps do not attract the women they do not come at me like they were it keeps sounding like a you problem my friend hey hey hey but you know uh that juliet kind of girl you know she's kind of uh you know down the river by my girl yeah yeah you know your daughter is kind of fine yeah that's what i have to say yeah the finest of the last classes you're all right you're right yeah you're right well you know what they say you want to [ __ ] my daughter you gotta [ __ ] me first i'm just kidding you got the party oh yeah [Applause] so that is how i plan on losing my virginity listen i understand how much you like feet but you can't open with that one hey everyone's got two for a reason why are you really sad yeah i am i got you know 13. you know do something about it so i've been thinking why don't women want to sleep with me i mean girls i'm 13. do you have any single friends i'm single yeah okay well like women you're not like my type my mom recently oh okay let's talk okay what are you saying you're here oh you look great thank you um i'm sorry lord capulet gave me this uh-huh um i don't know what it says on it dude shut the hell up it's a sick party and juliette's gonna be there she's really hot and i heard that if you want to get with her you have to get with her dad first but at this point whatever it takes should i go no okay so like wait i'm you're my plus one yeah and if you get a plus one you get a plus one and then you wait all right if we're gonna invite him to the party he's gotta prove himself can you agree well can i get anything for you my lady would would be perfect for you honey i am literally 13. exactly prime real estate he would just be lovely for you he's smart and he's strong and he's he's also like five nine nine the short kings they say they're packing up they do that they absolutely do okay all right yeah sure i will give him a chance oh my god peter hey so someone told me that the clock says it's 11 now oh it's time to get to the party all right can i come no no that's it [Music] yo look at these i recognize your voice it is romeo of the house of montague that's fake to me one day my daughter did which one you go therapy with that ass [Applause] this is all right hold on go get him oh my beautiful wait wait let's intimidate them do you guys want it all right all right you chill out you chill out you chill out chill out okay [Laughter] what's the whole deal with your family they seem like julian oh your mother wants you oh okay well who the [ __ ] her mom do you know blind piece of meat you know well she's a virgin yeah lady capulet jewels capulets oh royalty oh my god they made those in my kingdom yes and you just kissed her well i forgot to but now i wish i did will you let her know that i'm interested and i'm a virgin i'm no okay okay that's fine that's fine thank you that's what i was saying i listened to your advice i didn't start with the feedback it was the second thing i said this time yeah it's an improvement talk lesson that was great who are you all right listen i mean you're already in there essentially the only thing you want to do is make sure you court her get good with your family and don't die from poison that's like the only three things you have to do listen i think big ups from here i think whatever we do next you got it in the bag all right let's get out of here [Applause] hello romeo oh check yes juliet are you with me babe oh my god i can't believe we're in love already i know it's only been one scene how have you been the past two minutes great i missed you i miss you too hey what's up uh so [Music] so what's up not much i'm just on a balcony yeah crazy how i picked you up you're from strong so uh you know you want to get married i thought you never asked yeah so what's the plan you figure it out juliet your mother wants to check you right here girl well we'll just we'll just i'm thinking okay don't make me come out there [ __ ] hold on [Applause] oh love you too sorry god nailed it i need someone to wed me and this girl i just met just met oh i mean we've known each other for a while i guess a while but you just met wow we're moving fast but you know like nascar all i'm focused on is juliet right now we've agreed to wet each other and what more could you ask for somebody didn't just meet just another pair of 13 year old skin married what everyone loves to hear oh my god yeah yeah i know last night i was with a girl anyways i'm proud of you thank you yeah yeah thanks for all the practice i couldn't have done it without you of course yeah did you make the unflinching eye contact like i mentioned exactly and thanks for having me with kissing earlier of course i loved it did you like it yeah it lasted for a very long time oh yeah we're getting married you're getting married yeah holy oh never get to mention that yeah you totally did that's crazy listen i just want you to be happy and although i think that she's not the perfect girl for you and i think that the perfect person for you may be in this room romeo what why i'm here too do you like your pet so what me and juliet what yeah what are your plans for her uh treat her with respect and what assets do you have he's got a fine ass it's really a visitor it's good he's always there yeah you i mean i'm just trying to marry julia later today you wanna you can't help make that happen right yeah absolutely yeah here you go what what what do you do you have room what's a lot for you 100 right no i would also like some money if you have anything shut up your dog can talk all right i think we can do this yeah tell me what time when where how today we need to find a dress yeah there has to be a tailor somewhere here yeah but can you help can you make this happen yeah there you thank you go much thank you okay our house nine o'clock oh thank you yeah it's on yes and her clothes will be heard on as well i think you forgot about me wait stay here i guess i want one thing for you huh i just want to let you know that i formally don't invite you to the wedding no that's understandable that's you guys have a good one i'm not talking they're on the way oh you are gonna look minus ow turn around i'm ready oh how's that peter i'm so shut up i'm so proud of you baby you have come so far [Applause] [Music] okay i will what hello hey hey we're going to get married sure i told you that you know that are you having premarital sex no and that's why this scene exists i have no idea what can happen i know but romeo yeah i know what's going on romeo what's been happening i'm getting married how could you forget that when today romeo it says i typical here for my big scene and also to kill you oh [ __ ] oh no yes who is this what are you going to do i'm not going to leave i challenge you i'm getting married [ __ ] but i don't think you should fight hold on right don't play no i want to see i want to see how this goes for a second yeah no good i don't think you should bad idea nobody hits on romeo except for me no one hits romeo at all it's me marcusio [Applause] [Music] fast so it's all good by me oh no stop you're right oh no are you okay no okay i'm gonna try at the moment romeo are you okay romeo yeah i don't think i'm gonna make it can you we're leave a moment romeo i bid you one monologue okay before i do to be or not to be whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of trouble to die to sleep no more in via sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand shocks the flesh is heir to tis a consummation devoutly to be wished to die to sleep i that's the rub i'm dead now tell me well i i have a sonnet that i prepared for his death i knew it was going to come one of these days better cut it in fast give us a moment hath thou her of rage shadow legends the grand number one game in the app store go on your own 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for this moment did everyone know you're gonna die to be fair you have to have a very high iq [Applause] that was a crazy tuesday yeah well and lady calculus and then i told him i am princess [Applause] oh my nephew mercutio and i'm don gold princess glass and i am very sad you died i would give all the currency and brave shadow legends to bring you back to life use a link in the bio yes something's not right here wrong suicide [Applause] yeah oh [ __ ] like just just [ __ ] leave man i fought with tibble and they just stabbed themselves for no reason and now they all think i'm a murderer i mean you are no it was self-defense that doesn't count that's true actually i don't know what i'm gonna do just marry her what you're gonna do first is lay it down on my girl that's what i've been trying this all the past 48 hours okay so tonight when it's midnight come around i'll make sure her parents are asleep and then climb up that tower get in her bedroom window okay okay i hear you i hear you so what what what's the plan um i'm gonna rail your friend my my baby your baby okay i can do that too i think it's for the best absolutely i can do that as i was saying as i was saying you look absolutely wonderful and what you're wearing right now yes sir shut up my daughter has depression i know i've been trying to cheer her up recently uh you're doing a [ __ ] job i've been i've been sending messages my my messenger has been going out what the hell frick is a messenger it's like the year 1000 something i've been sending a carrier pigeons as well all right it is time julian leaves this house whoa she's old enough she's 14 and i'm sick i listen i hear what in general but also my daughter just freeloading i think that maybe paris could help us with this oh i want to do more than marry your daughter you know i'm fun down here right yeah yeah you want to have sex with my daughter girls love it yes yes all right yeah yeah yeah thursday thursday oh yeah thursday all right thursday thank you [Applause] wow yeah now the marriage is consummated wow we should do that more often okay huh so that's what sex is like oh so lady happy is coming okay how was it this is great this is fine yeah yes romeo it's not happening yeah [ __ ] romeo yeah no no but really [ __ ] okay your father and i have arranged for you to marry charisma what thursday yes guess what yo i'm doing it guess what guess what guess what guess what you're gonna marry paris no it's on thursday she's got it he's got this schlong it's really big i guess huge schlong you're gonna love him i really don't want to marry parents that's too bad [Music] i hate you guys good keep that energy keep it for thursday let's go let's go marriage is not about love it's not right wife that's right we gotta marry parents what you're a [ __ ] oh you come here as i was saying i think it would be a phenomenal idea friars you canarious all right i'll help you lay pipes hey you chose us for our wedding uh yeah i'm sorry i was like in a rush i just yeah okay yeah that's something i would expect from you that's yeah yeah it's great hey listen i really don't want to marry you uh i recall you saying to me that you did want a marriage okay but like i will literally kill myself right now is it that time of the month uh juliet did you really just [ __ ] say you need to work on your communication i recall that we had a dialogue together we could work this out i have a big-ass sword right now oh and i do i also have a big-ass sword and you know what i mean okay yeah sure let's let's get married what's this i don't know so what am i supposed to do right now so i was thinking that you should take a sleeping potion and then you'll go to sleep and then i will tell romeo okay yeah sure there's gonna be balloons and there's gonna be bounce houses there's gonna be party music there's gonna be wrestlers i want to vote i am so happy to marry paris i'm so excited now that's pretty poggers i must say yeah so um if you could all just leave me alone so that i can get ready because i gotta look good for him damn right you do okay so get out wait wait shoot we have prep we have practice what are we doing bounce house what about wednesday we do wednesday wednesday wednesday see you guys wednesday get married wednesday hey guys again wednesday can you get out so i'm thinking ducks oh my god yeah okay well just uh if you could just leave me leave me foreign [Music] julian [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Applause] my goddamn daughter is dead no he was so close to getting all that money [Music] [Applause] oh she did it no oh god i'm going to enter another dry spell i'm sorry oh you said guys can we just get over it okay all right let's go play like a funeral we need to take your body wait what a funeral balloons a bounce house [Applause] who's there not juliette not julian who uh she's [Music] and i'm gonna do it through poison i need to travel the lands and find the apocalypse [Music] why did you have to die in this world all i wanted was just to caress you one last time oh what could i have done what could i have done to change anything for this i just wanted to get laid please i just wanted to know what i could have done to stop this do you have any advice for me anything that would have prevented this that's always there's a lot of fish in the sea but i wanted this fish i know a lot of people can handle this with a lot of tension right yes we're both adults we're both did you do this to her no no god no did you no oh god no i would never well if you i overheard a little bit if you need some some advice i've been around the block a couple please please tell me okay what could i have done yes sir oh [ __ ] please please leave me next just so in heaven i can say that i slept with her one last time well what else would a 13 year old like me do in a situation like this [Applause] [Music] that's all folks wake up you breaking up with me are you are you serious babe oh what a beautiful day what is going on here he's breaking up with me he's dead i think we i think i did a little too much trolling i forgot to tell him get out of here okay [Music] so we may have a conundrum i am princess that's very nice [Applause] [Applause] oh what a deathly situation hopefully get millions of views on you too what a death whenever it does what a death situation [Music] i am so sad my wife just died because she was all so sad and we are all white people sad guys my [Applause] oh him right i think we came off on the wrong foot lord montague will you be my husband [Music] but we are mortal enemies not if we marry [Applause] then let us warm each other with sad and lonely feelings or something i have princesses and i agree well what about your what oh it's cool prenups weren't invented yet i'm good hey if you need somebody to marry you i'll do it let's do it this situation reminds me of a tune i heard from the peace of the black eye so much violence but where's the love people killing people dying children hating hearing them crying can you practice why you preaching would you turn the other chin father father help us send some guidance from above because people got me questioning where is the love where is [Applause] [Applause] never was the story of more woe than this of juliet and romeo thank you

Channel: Alpharad

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Id: PIVrj97_rCM

Length: 36min 10sec (2170 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 26 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/muscle_fiber]

I love this video. You can see how much fun everybody is having onstage.

[u/SuperLuckyStar]

Altrives bad link outfit kills me

[u/TheDemonChief]

I like how the sword is Sting from LOTR

[u/Oni_Zokuchou]

What even is Jacob's content anymore. I just don't get it, man.

[u/[deleted]]

Look, I get it. you're tired of romeo and juliet...