They cancelled the Olympics, so I made my own

i invited eight of my closest friends and created the bounce house olympics be happy i'm gonna break up into two teams and the captains will be the people with the highest sub counts uh jaden and alyssa if you'd like to come on down so you have to figure out between the two of you who has more subs so jaden you get to pick first can everyone like touch your toes okay izzy come here caleb kale that's when you start getting into here jump as high as you can scooch that's probably because he was taller do you want to pick anyone deanna we have come down to the last two how does it feel um you know i don't care what about okay yeah sorry i'm sorry [Applause] it's a stereotype for a reason why fat kids always go less so our first event is going to be jousting it's going to be best of three and each team will sing three members to face someone else on the other team so red team who are you gonna send first izzy she has a fencing background we have izzy versus alyssa we're gonna say it with me everybody three two one go oh that's a win for blue team i do think there's a stark advantage because if you look closely at alyssa's feet i am going to do this to her she does not have socks on i just wanted to be known that she's probably one of the smart ones but i am going to punish her by putting her feet in this video what so your feet i have very cute feet well we'll see what the internet thinks you're supposed to let the people pay for your feet round two scooch versus ultra both competitors have socks off can we get close up on their feet can get close up on the feet real quick three two one go oh oh this is very aggressive this over extension from scrooge whoa he definitely did touch the ground first but that was close from both oh god it's a little red yeah no he hit me in the head the gopro had smacked my head so we have jaden lover of burst and dee also a lover of birds let's see who loves mart and they both look terrified they're both scared this is this is not how you should do it oh oh jaden looks vulnerable oh headshot and default i know this event is a little crazy but it's made possible because today's sponsor this one this sponsor right here not only are they helping us keep these bounce houses inflated they're also helping our athletes keep their energy levels up with tons of flavors like rainbow sherbet watermelon and raspberry iced tea you will never run out of options for staying hydrated and energized you can even find this product in tubs cans energy pistols and even limited edition collectors boxes inspired by some of your favorite video games movies and tv shows they have tons of cool merch options like t-shirts and shaker cups and if you click the link in my description or go to this website right here you can get an additional 30 off of your purchase today so that is one win from red team what do you think right now feeling good i hope we keep winning more only one way to find out next event is the mechanical bull riding 1v1 and we might have some injuries so with both teams having decided a player we have cj he's going to face off against caleb on the mechanical bull whoever lasts the longest wins and who wants to go first oh three two one go and it looks like caleb is holding his own on the mechanical ball who's being honestly a little gentle right now but we have other plans as i do not expect this to be gentle for long this is actually rigged at the 32nd mark it will fall over he is designed to think it's easy we see it speeding up a little bit but as the timer approaches 30 seconds he is getting close to his own demise [Music] except cj this one is programmed to knock him off strictly on the 10-second mark how long is that that's a blue team victory yes you want and we're going to move on to our next event twister it's going to be 2v2 last one up wins it for their whole team we have everyone in position we are ready to twist first one is going to be left hand green no no no no i'm gonna do this one left hand red it's getting hard do like caleb's strategy here is very infiltrating the red half the square because jaden kinda has to deal with a lot of them right now oh we are getting into some positions and i hope that this is not reason to get our channel demonetized right-hand blue [Music] you're in an unfortunate spot but that's a fall you can get off the board right foot green oh and that's a fall from caleb i gotta ask i feel like he had some of the roughest positions of everyone you worked up a sweat how do you feel horrible that makes sense oh izzy's balance is shaking she is barely up right hand blue i i think that i think that's a fall you did so good my legs hurt so bad do you feel sore i feel like a dancer yes my legs are so shaky so that's it for that event twister went on a little longer than i expected i just didn't realize we had such flexible people in our audience but we're moving on to our fourth and almost final event the treasure maze we have four ball pit balls hidden in the maze that correspond with your team's color you're gonna send two people in go go go all right well both teams are off and i definitely thought i would have a better vision i did not know we were going to be speeding into this but i am just going to be scouting on the outside with them we got red team already trying to bring over and jane is lost all right so red team right team they're guiding them oh i think we have uh assault thank you thank you thank you cj you got one i got one okay so everyone is running everyone is running this is a mad goose chase go go go go go [Applause] oh my god that was fast he did it and if i can think about it correctly both teams are tied going into the final event who could have seen this happen who could have been secretly hoping this was gonna happen the entire time i'm gonna go tell the other team it doesn't matter what they do for anymore final event we have the giant obstacle course relay race everyone has to go through it once they all have a baton if you like to show hey fanta hey baton yeah we are starting with jaden from the red team and ultra from the blue team and we're going on three two one go jaden is a little bit ahead on the first leg oh she is smaller and more agile which helps heavenly right here oh she is storming through the tiny little jungle and now if i can see down the slide who's coming down first this could smell the fat for the rest of the teams jaden is down first handing it off to izzy and drive is nowhere to be found i'm so large oh oh and there comes all drive if they can have a smoother handoff they can come up ahead oh they're not even trying to adjust it oh she's just holding it down that is uh they go anyways find the baton and oh she found it the the baton has been found red team i don't know how somehow they pulled ahead again but i think really all that matters is how fast can they hand off the helmets i think that's a real skill test here easy comes on first another red team victory and look at that they found the baton that jayden foolishly lost scooch is putting the helmet on and there is alyssa handing off the baton and the helmet to deanna oh she is putting it in the wow she is awful she has theorized this she knows exactly what she's doing oh my god deanna is going storming through it i haven't even seen red team where are they they better be hopefully they have a lead oh wait wait wait wait is that a blue team success did they pull ahead in that red team oh scooch is a little bit behind but she is locked in the helmet she can't get it off oh my god they want to win this blue team wants to win they aren't even trying to figure it out wait this is the final leg isn't it this determines everyone you just want to be as fast as you possibly can for this and it looks like blue team is ahead but red team is not oh that's a fall from cj blue team is looking in a mighty good position but all that matters now is who comes down from that slide first oh that was caleb and blue team wins you know what like while we're here let's give everyone the trophies blue team if you like caleb the anchor take your second place trophy because for the winning team we have one final trophy and one final event how do you feel that your team's been disbanded personally have to take them all out what well since you asked inflated hungry hungry hungry hippos you guys will all be delegated to the four corners and you have to get the most balls you possibly can in your corner by time being up you can do whatever you want you can steal from each other if you really want to the final event of the 2022 bounce ass olympics blue team all turning on each other starting in three two one so i know everyone moved before i said go but if everyone cheated it's fine right oh and they are fighting we have balls leading the pitch he took the entire ball pit and that created disaster i see alyssa billy mason just throwing everything she can in her corner and caleb is trying to steal oh my gosh she is hoarding it he is hoarding it there there is an all-out brawl happening over here someone is leaving i think ultron it has so many balls because he stole the pit caleb he's throwing balls out oh my gosh tribe is making this as unfun for everyone as possible if if i was blue team i would just start 3d wanting all tribes okay she's pulling in the weaponry that's resourceful i would like to remind everyone that second place gets nothing so uh i would just turn on ultra but that's just me three two one and that's it everybody reveal oh my god all right well that is the end of the 2022 bounce house olympics captain ellie mation what do you think of your team though i love my team there's a reason we made it this far and that they also beat me because they're amazing well that's actually very nice but ultra would you like to take your trophy as a 2022 bounce house olympics champion what got you this far though i have to ask a mild concussion well i'm glad you signed a waiver

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Length: 11min 24sec (684 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 30 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/Thebearshark]

honestly happy for Jacob for getting to do this kind of content. seems like he’s really having fun with it and doing well

[u/BelieveInYou2]

What does he mean they canceled the olympics? Am I out of the loop?