I forced youtubers to play my favorite game

quick google search how do i become more popular on the internet ding ding ding a minecraft smp anyone who joins a popular s p becomes popular too i don't care of your famous actor lebron james or creeperdude42 being on an smp will skyrocket your career to new heights so would you like to join mine of course you would and i understand that i have enough of a platform for people to crowd under a tweet asking who wants to join our awesome s p s p stands for survival multiplayer simply put a lot of blocky dudes doing blocky things with copious amounts of intrusive yet blocky fan fiction surrounding their blocky group of blocky friends the biggest appeal of something like this is that it's just tons of prolific content creators thrown into a room and the viewer goes oh oh i know that one but then the viewer learns about this one and that one and then suddenly everyone is selling merch i understand that having 2.5 million subscribers on youtube thank you so much by the way is a big deal so if someone like alfred decided to advertise an smp everyone would beg yes but here's the thing i don't have any interest in minecraft i am only interested in a little game called roblox outlaster it's the exact same thing as hit reality tv show survivor but blocky i've tried playing it before but nobody would play with me so what if i fooled them minecraft has made a resurgence in pop culture so why can't roblox if i can get multiple conte creators already streaming and anticipating a new s p but then drop roblox on them who would back out of that twitch chat would offer immense amounts of pressure just go with it and that is the perfect amount of manipulation i need to make friends so i feel like as long as i don't mention minecraft i have deniability and it's on them for assuming with tons of various creators falling in place i just had to keep stringing them along until it was finally time to debut awesome smp what's special about it it's awesome oh what game it's got it's gonna be awesome awesome more and more people kept coming in and if you saw your favorite content creator in these messages there's like an 80 chance they flake for the big awesome s p debut because that's how content creators are there is a total of two weeks between launching the discord server and launching the s p so the typical conversation was awesome especially if your name was robert ross who exclusively said awesome some of the other members of the discord server grew suspicious so all i had to do was craftily distract them and then it all went back to normal well intel joe can you do me one big favor fork me you see dream smp you see the the long lasting epic s p who wouldn't want to be on an s p i got a check mark by my name and i'm in your dms asking if you want to join in s p you're gonna [ __ ] do it whoever is in the thumbnail definitely agreed to be on the stream are they going to show up probably not content creators are flaky as hell and i am no exception whatever happens from this moment forward i'm just going with it ah so all i had to do was to drop the invite link and watch how people reacted all right we're gonna switch over to minecraft now if you don't like minecraft that is okay but we're joining an awesome esmp with a million people in it um so yeah i it's wait what i just got sent a roblox link i was never told it was roblox are you complaining honestly i'm excited i don't like roblox needless to say everyone was thrilled and now it was finally time to play roblox alpha did you say anything i said nothing about minecraft no no one said anything about minecraft somehow our ruse was a success but then when everything was said and done we realized why did we make this such a big deal i think everyone would have agreed to play this if we just asked nicely and then something a bit unforeseen happened i think the url got leaked i think so oh no yes the code got leaked we had a whole quarantine full of among us and people are still leaking codes but you know i'll be the better person i won't say her name or anything i don't think we have everyone here missing like a lot of people so one we didn't have everyone and two random people joined the server because someone leaked the code again and we got it up and going why didn't i think a 50-person discord call was a good idea and then eventually the main event happened bro we are everyone welcome to outlaws all of the conversation is gonna be pretty unintelligent for a little while so just wait until we break off into three different teams and then everything will be almost coherent like all outlaster games it starts off with us selecting the captains and it was me ultrive and ouija the god which just kind of makes sense i feel and then i didn't know this was a rule but they only allowed us to pick 20 people and i invited 50. so uh i would like to apologize to everyone affected by awesome smp i was in a really dark place my team featured some of the strongest robloxians under the sun we had small ant sarah moon rubber ross antho scott falco and half of motez live but specifically the half that kept linking the god damn [ __ ] so that's our team and then there's those 30 people who we left stranded at shore huh oh hi what's up i feel bad hey you know at the very least it's pretty awesome the first minigame was called shipwrecked all you had to do was go dig up parts of a ship and then put the ship together the first one to do it was immune from being kicked off the island well one of my arms is bigger than the other ones find a thing and pick it up bring it over to the ship and none of our team really understood how to play great you stand on one of the piles you pick up a block and then you once you get it you run you know what i think we have a great team yeah easy what wasn't good for our team though was andrea botez getting constantly lost in the same maze oh nothing here it's a hard maze i understand believe it or not on the first game we were not successful but it just because we had to like you know warm up you know we had to really also is that the entire crew we left behind dancing in the back they're still here so team two one no we did not win but guys that's okay i feel like i slowed down the team you know i mean the maze was hard in your defense so this voting cycle put two teams together and we had to vote out one person from the conjoined team so my strategy was for us to all focus on one person on the other team and hope we can outnumber them guys hear me out we can all unify our votes on someone everyone vote for the strongest person on their team okay there we go nobody gets voted yeah we're not letting smallian get out of here i know i said this but keep in mind i was ready to betray small ant at any given moment okay oh i was nervous there for a moment oh i get how this works now so we bullied josh out of existence but honestly i was pretty surprised that none of our team turned on each other yet why not oh god jumping oh no i'm sorry okay there's two winners so that means only one team is oh so easy okay only one team so as you can kind of tell smalling has kind of appointed himself as the leader of our team as he starts making the calls and giving suggestions and just reading all the texts back to the team one person might find this helpful but i find this threatening he is a speedrunner at heart and a goddamn issue smallant was someone who i needed to support i needed him to think we have an alliance just so it will taste even sweeter when i pull the trigger on him mean hey it's the game it's just a matter of time yeah office is about to get another point as well excuse me that's another one excellent if if one person if they're if you're not if one person isn't confident just jump off and we can just have one person oh and we actually won our first game oh well it wasn't so much that we won it was more so that another team lost also i got a 100 donation that just says awesome thank you awesome i mean it's true sounds pretty awesome that's so sweet so that's four votes for joan i have no idea what he did on that team for half of them to vote him out but good riddance i suppose all right as long as the other team loses we're still fine true have an opportunity to desert your teammates your team we're united all right come on i i am staying here so yeah ross left us no that's cool no no no no no no no no no wait what happened and i don't think he meant to we bullied the other team so bad that they had so few members where we had to give them ross okay we need to get bags and knock down targets okay we collected all the bags and literally nobody on any team could figure out how to throw these properly so uh let's just skip to the end many many minutes later okay believe it or not we're the only team that lost and now we have to vote off another things are not going well we should vote out no we should not vote out our best player but then they could win elimination i'd be willing to take the fall if you guys really want to we got another spy i'm the worst player i missed everything to give us the best chance you have to sacrifice me to win yeah i hope the team wins for your sake i hope so otherwise i died for nothing so given that we're the only team who's kicked off two of their players we needed gimmicks [Music] it's splitting gray team into the two i see all right well we are staying as team two we are about to get some new members oh okay come on over here everyone i guess we don't get to see whoa welcome back right all right so in the merger we gained modest cube connor eats pants peach jars and the return of rubber ross i'm not making another animatic intro for that so then we just had to watch our new friends do a memory game easy i got it 100 but it is nice having new blood like conor on the team oh i'm such a big smallion fan smell you got this man yeah conor's next i don't really know how this is the first minute game we've won but at least we want something oh i'm feeling great about team two you know what in so while i was spectating someone on the other team getting voted off i started to look around at the settings and realized there's a setting that allows us to make the server bigger we didn't have to kick off 30 people but i'm not i'm not gonna mention that to anybody but at the end of the day who cares i successfully trick people into playing roblox and that's all that matters awesome honestly like you didn't have to trick most of us to play roblox with you i feel like like we would have done this on our problem we could have mentioned it i probably only joined because it was yeah i don't know why i thought this was going to be such a funny ruse i just thought asking people to join my s p was funny and yeah for some reason we're doing another team swap sure oh man all right at this point i have no allegiance oh yeah what the heck what's up oh we didn't sleep wait wait wait wait did i change those i have absolutely no idea who's on my team so i wasn't a part of this call i don't know what was going on but there was a target on peace jars and for some reason good guy ross used his immunity idol on her and not him so all the votes for her just got invalidated and in doing that it made a two-way tie between fires and ross oh okay never mind buy fire joe swanson get his ass get his ass oh my god you know what they're doing no no not like this not like this guys i'm so sorry despite my shortcomings our team still won and i got a chance at redemption and uh i didn't but at least no one on our team got kicked off i mean it's not like i have any loyalty left so you stand on the thing and there's like a bag underneath one of the shows it's not giving me the point wait wait who hasn't didn't give me the ball so none of us quite understood how this one went so you could say it went not very well but more importantly ultrive is becoming a god damn issue yeah maybe if we abstain it's like hunger games and we all it does do random so we put it on the table and let fate decide who gets voted out yeah so something interesting happened we were offered to pick one member of their team for only this round so think about it oh we get to steal someone who do we steal oh uh so hypothetically speaking what if we took altrive lost the challenge perhaps on purpose and i've been waiting for my whole life i just realized you have the loud honey nut this is actually cruel the bee is actually so [ __ ] up well there we go perfect guys that worked out perfect for yellow teeth yeah okay another perfect strategy run out of here yeah what the [ __ ] i mean that kind of just worked out for us so that was comfortable the game gave us a free win and with the opposing team's strongest member gone this competition was as easy as it could be oh james i don't think i've talked to him a single time this game so that's fine but now it's time for redemption where one player who got voted off gets a chance to come back i have a feeling that it's going to be all driver josh personally josh is dude if all right comes back that's a problem yeah but listen we made enemies out of him oh iris and john are struggling i'll drive as steady as can be yeah it's kind of uh far right yeah he's gone all kind of been playing the game i know right [Music] [Applause] [Music] i've come back for my vengeance and thus created a giant rivalry between me and all drive constantly competing for immunity with teams dissolved in everyone on their own and fully aware that i've been playing the villain i needed immunity to make sure i was safe because i kept doing stuff like this this game right here yeah oh my god bmw oh with you what is going on here making enemies making enemies wow wow what's nice at this point is that it doesn't matter who gets voted out because they're all just mortals to me i've had it after all i've done for this smp after all but with the twist of fate we're apparently eliminating yet another unfortunate player this round why were you guys voting for these random people we we should have worked together he's gone he's gone no no no no not conor yep everybody knows it all right everybody knows it everybody watching knows it i've played an honest game the whole night honest how do i do a dance you have to do it there it is there you go so i just had to keep winning oh yeah oh we got to bring it back to start too i thought yeah oh my god this is going to take forever well i think it's it's whoever gets it first so there's only one uh person hello [Music] oh i should have just stand stressful and with another two round elimination i finally found my time to strike oh yeah okay no that's all right i'll go back to the loser's side you can earn it well i'll see you guys around you'll be back top six this was my game to win small and lost because small ant was weak and i am proven to be strong no matter what happens i am playing the villain and somehow coming up on top because this minigame is so simple you count everything up and then you put the code together six six nine three eight one yeah my brain is dying but what if i said the wrong code out loud on purpose to throw everyone off oh my god i missed one stopped working oh my god when you said the code out loud and [ __ ] with you that is so [ __ ] up [Music] it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if they believe in me it doesn't matter if they support me all they need is to respect me and fear me this is my game and nobody will stand in my way i'm in top five and i have an immunity idol i have too many games left and i just need to win one of them they can't do anything i am unstoppable try might have the people behind them but what you saw that if i get rid of them all neck and neck but this is just one sheer minigame play as you wish run as you want you can win the battle but i will win the war [Music] [Applause] we're in i just need to win this next mini game so i can get ultra voted out because the people's champ against the jury is the only possible way i could lose let's go i'm the people champ that was the best roblox plan i've ever seen my entire life so it's time to use my immunity idol goodbye ross you aren't needed anymore and now it's time for a mini game i have never lost in fitting for our final dance all you have to do is match your portrait to the one in the background um is that a random viewer um uh he's he's blocking my screen [Music] um so desperate times must call for desperate measures peach i will form an alliance with you to vote against god well it means anything i already voted i will not say it all comes down to this i've created mental labyrinth and solved all the social politics to come out on top and i am about to throw it away all because of one flub oh i actually don't know who i voted for that did the random thing oh my god oh my god i guess that was the alpha because that means we have a tie and we're going into a mini game bye no wait oh revote it for scott wait what the [ __ ] how wait [Laughter] god is on my side they messed up they didn't vote me out and now the jury will see me for how brilliant i truly am this is my game there is an obvious choice here obvious choice come on playing casey why are you standing on josh ultra i've got luck wins he can't be lucky i gotta get lucky it's a politician oh my god how many votes are we counting insane there's a lot of votes is it 20 total oh 17. and i'm literally on the edge of my [ __ ] seat i'm wrong we decide tonight come on that's awesome oh another point come on stack him up you better hear the biggest pass four votes already is yeah you suck you deserve nothing is the moral of yeah story never be mean let's go so the moral of the story is that if you manipulate everyone into being your friend and coming together they will only return the favor we had such good times together but i was incapable of enjoying such things as i was only focused on becoming the god of roblox outlaster yet the real winner was a man who was supported by his friends in the game and out at some point you have to ask is all of this strife worth it if the road is paved with broken hearts that's a question that will only be answered through time as i dare to dance with the devil as the others dance with each other and if i learned anything from this experience it would be that this game was [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] you

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Published: Mon Aug 16 2021

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