r/Murderedbywords | JEFF IS DESTROYED!!!!!!

we've made group video calls smoother clearer and more stable grab up to 25 friends and give it a try or more realistically up to three friends no wait that's what discord actually has written damn they know their audience [Music] hello all of you welcome back to mk my name is jack i'm trying to do a opener in a different rhythm i'll be honest it feels weird so i'm just gonna give up on that time to be murdered by words i hope you look forward to the rest of your life because it's gone after the end of this video because because that's what the subreddit does it ends lives with vocabulary your grill is filthy has poor temperature control and for some idiot reason has a heating element below the food so fat drips into it and catches fire there's a better way to cook in your kitchen let's admit it grilling is bad that's right i want all australians in the world to equally hate on me my favorite genre of article is you know this thing people have famously loved for countless generations join me a random white guy in my shocking expose about how that thing objectively sucks i haven't read the article and i never will i can already tell this is a guy who invites people over for a barbecue and cooks boca burgers in the oven i don't know what bokeh burgers are they something that you should be ashamed of for cooking in the oven i mean i'm someone who can't even make sweet potato fries in an air fryer so i i really can't judge every human being deserves shelter and a meal no you don't pay people to exist for the same reason you don't feed the bears you would not be a good boss i know right you give the lady at the bus stop some change for fair and a meal she'll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people next thing you know she's in the suburbs running around an old forest trying to eat a corki yeah sounds exactly like my wife on a tuesday and my right fellas get out of here get out of here terrible facebook memes you're either male or female period this non-binary no gender schmick is ridiculous it all boils down to the parents putting this in their head hi red i have a grandchild that is non-binary it is not easy for them to deal with it please do some research then you will understand nothing was put in their head it has been a long process for them i know you are not a person to judge it is very hard thing to understand they feel they are not born male or female you are born a person if you need any more information please message green for me love you and can't wait to see you and your family damn that is the kindest frick you you're an idiot i've ever read a cop flipped over a pregnant woman's car because she didn't pull over quick enough not only is what she did not wrong it's what you're supposed to do turning on hazards to indicate you're complying and pulling over at the next safe place to do so this man is still a cop i'm all for police restructuring but that driver ignore your charge words kept driving and refused to pull over that's not what you're supposed to do hello there i am a dog it is exactly what you're supposed to do according to police if first police said that if you are not comfortable pulling over in that location or not sure if it's an actual officer immediately slow down and turn on your hazard lights police said that we'll let the officer know you see them next police said to move to the farthest right lane and continue to drive it to a location where you feel safe police said you under a street light a gas station an exit ramp or a side road or examples of where to stop police said if you think the vehicle pulling you over is not a real police officer call 9-1-1 our kansas state police said if these instructions are followed you will not be charged with fleeing i would drop my mic but it's attached to a boom stand so yeah what would you ban wiley sugary drinks donovan food deserts ah man not the large land of mass full of nutritious sustenance neighborhoods with no parks morales ban bodegas without frizz hmm i'm a short little man and notably nobody said crime crimes are already banned ben that's why they're crimes are you wondering if critical race theory is being taught in your child's school stay on the lookout for some of crt's less buzzworthy names and language hashtag ban kurt yeah no one likes it kirk what did i do wrong hey remember when you all were against cancer culture and for free speech on campus join us online today at 11 30 a.m is tom lindsay texas and william a jacobson of legion surrection discuss the war on free speech in today's call out and cancel culture man tv are you a cluster below the 64th layer of minecraft i'm sorry that stuff is irony when was the last time you were a slave asking for a friend i'm a slave to my life why do you bother celebrating independence day you were never under the thumb of king george saving this one at least with your independence you gained something from it like you ripped off the band-aid really fast when it came to king george's rule with the whole slavery reparation thing it's more like a really slow tear come on england if football came home you deport it oh so from my research she's kind of like the peter dutton of england guess there's not much difference between you brits and us aussies after all how egocentric of us to think that space aliens who have mastered interstellar travel across the galaxy would give a boop about humans on earth i guess nobody told him we literally just sent a helicopter to mars to look for bacteria okay for real i didn't actually know this happened i looked up a video of this how what the hell is humanity we have the technological prowess to control something on another planet but hey let's spend hours of our lives looking at cats on tick tock you know it's just priorities am i right oh god i mean there is no good omens to block what is he just going to make some story up hi uh the writer here um that was precisely how the first good omens was created but are you telling me that books are just oh i can't believe i'm going to say this made pasta in tomato sauce now with feminist virtue signaling god just adhering to all the feminine nazis with their perfect petite feminine bodies and their red lipstick that seem to always be naturally on them and perfectly done eye shadow that's always just naturally on them imagine being a grown man who gets angry at fictional women being on the label of pasta shapes geared towards kids matilde cohen a law professor suggested that french eating habits reinforce the dominance of white people over ethnic minorities wow buddy did you manage to glide across a space in the nether via a wooden boat and that managed to make you skid across the head of a ghast to get you just in time to safety cause that is one impressive jump i may have been watching a certain manhunt video before recording this french food is expression of white privilege no it's the expression of lack of palette listen to me demon that sounds more italian but oh well hang on i need to tap into my inner italian i mean french god damn it you're probably the type of person to eat all of your meals in the original plastic when you can tell the difference between a small and a large spoon maybe we can talk go back and eat some cheddar and oreos help me now officer there is a black person existing common quote from a coming karen current jokes are as racist as black people not being able to swim jokes fyi oh my gosh i didn't know that karen's were a race i must have missed that at the cultural appreciation conference and i made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment on the subject would you like the number of my manager so that you may make a formal complaint about my unprofessional demeanor i know you're playing me but you know what you're right you know us karen's can't resist a damn good manager complaint regardless of who wins tonight we'll still have 21 more stanley cup wins than the lightning hey canadians your last win was in 1993 our first season ever as a team most of your championships are old enough to collect social security fight fight fight dude they are that's what they're fighting about oh they are what do we do then they they're actually fighting i've no one's actually ever actually fought when i've said that before okay man what's my purpose in life now amazing that every member of the italian team sang its national anthem whereas every single member of the spanish team remained totally silent not once saying the spanish anthem i delete this before everyone realizes how hard of thinking you are here is mucha real yes i have probably pronounced it wrong shut up the macho real is the national anthem of spain it is one of only four national anthems in the world that have no official lyrics why don't you just stick to the only thing you're good at lord your last name and you're not even good at that cuz he's still kicking do you know how many times the word woman is mentioned in the constitution zero yeah do you know how many times the word man is mentioned in the constitution zero um excuse me are they not called a mend mints that's already two i did curiously look this up apparently there is but also isn't like they do say he but they also mention p pearl so i don't know draw your own conclusions of old timey constitution writing we ordinary folks have no idea how far the tech has gone and we're only seeing the crumbs they probably need to get some receptors into humans so they can influence and read our minds your mind would give them a 404 error what's that code for mind control what is it speak dog speak economists are starting to suspect that unions were a better deal than textbooks made them out to be wow it's almost as if bear with me for a second people with power and money conspired to create an economic situation that enabled them to keep more of their power and money at the expense of the workers who made their success possible who would have thought by the way the world war ii vets did not wear masks they're men not cowards masks equals enforced cowardice oh 12th of may 2020 this is a time capsule not a historian but i heard those freaking poo sayings wore helmets in normandy's what freaking scaredy cats okay my succinctly salivated spatulas after being used recently for the frosting of a cake it is time for some fan art today's work we are highlighting is by the spooky skeleton hello spooky skeleton their first day of trying to make it to a video well look at you first day and oh man you've already achieved it i know there are quite a few people in our comments on every youtube video that a sea thing and the fact you've succeeded this on day one look spooky skeleton beat you all hahaha here is their fanart i truly have been murdered by words thanks for the fan art spooky skeleton and remember as always if you'd like to see your fan art in the next video you can post your beautiful work in our beautiful subreddit with that said that is the end of today's good stuff i hope you had some fun as always you should like this video to show your love and appreciation and of course why not check out some more videos on the channel while you're at it if you want to see more content on the daily because we do upload like that do subscribe you get to be the first people to watch the video and equally complain like everyone else at how many times i moan unnecessarily throughout it anyway my name has been jack you have been a lovely person to ramble at today and i look forward to doing it again soon goodbye

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Length: 11min 45sec (705 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 25 2021