r/Me_irl | Insecurity...

the americans are asleep quick post images of free health care i'm not sure how this is a mood but this is certainly a dig at the fact that if you get a little bit of a lumpy there goes your entire life savings we're starting this video off on a very positive and friendly note that definitely won't set the tone going forward the top comment you fooled just cause it's 4 30 am doesn't mean we're asleep hello everybody and welcome to galbas my name is lumo and today we are looking at r slash me irl for moods so powerful they had to be put inside of a reddit let's just get right into it i love this dude takes a photo with three dudes only uses two of them in the profile picture and you you can actually see he's a measurable disappointment i love that so much i'm so happy that those are the same dudes i i don't know why i find this so funny but it's so good the man just wants a break oh apparently he's just some random like a cricket fan what that's just his thing oh my god there's a full meme page for this man this man has appeared in enough memes like individually that he has his own know your meme page oh that's amazing so i came in here a few months ago and bought this and the antenna's already falling off can i just upgrade to an apple oh the guy wants to be mad but can't he's not paid enough for this bs but also this is the funniest bs that's happened today oh that's so stupid that's so stupid but his face oh i made that face so much when i was working retail oh my god dude we had this one guy come in claiming that the moon was fake and that the aliens took his daughter and um they took her to the moon it was i don't think it was a real story but the thing is is he seemed very sincere about it and it was very hard not to like laugh because uh his wife came in and basically apologized for him apparently this is a common thing where he just goes in the random stores looking for ham radios to try and fight the aliens he apparently had a daughter and she went away to college and now he doesn't know where she went very sad but also very very memorable and i did i um i might have had a small chuckle after because it was so absurd and bizarre like it was so weird it was it was such an experience the four stages of making a meme the idea in the shower gotta make it oh yeah here we go and no reaction this is me when i posted the final fantasy subreddit i met i make meme i make memes so good please give me the good points give me a good good click the orange arrow to give me the good chemicals and then no one clicks the good arrow and i don't get the good chemicals and life is just suffering at that point you know what i mean life is just suffering at that point i want the good chemicals please upvote only psychopaths buy a sticker and immediately put it somewhere no you have to think about all the places you could stick it get overwhelmed and then put it in a drawer for three years oh dude i i don't get this mentality i don't get this mentality if i'm getting a sticker it's because i've identified somewhere that i wanted the sticker to go i don't get the sticker and then think ah where could i put this if i'm going to buy something i need to know the direct use case i am buying it for i don't get the methodology if i'll just buy it and figure out where i could use it later like no no jay no cowboy energy that's not how this works you have to buy the sticker if you know where it's going already maybe this is me maybe i'm just a psychopath you know what let's let's get that diagnosis going i tutor high school juniors in coding and today we were making a message an app and i needed a name for myself so a kid said track jeff and then i did the jeff voice from vine and not a single kid laughed completely silent zoom call after like 15 seconds one kid asked if i was okay there's a lot to unpack here but let's talk about the fact that he just said the my name jeff voice from vine from vine that that no no that's not where that's from that that's not where that's from like that that's from 22 jump street that's not that's not from vine that's like when people call when people come megalovania the tick tick-tock song or like giorno's theme the tik-tok song it's not that's just where people are using it but it's not those things uncultured why don't people know every facet of meme pop culture i don't understand why they don't have it all memorized me at 14. can't wait to travel the whole world once i'm earning my own money me now mustn't forget that tupperware at work it's my only one man i didn't need to be called out like this he didn't need to be called out like this oh god no that that this is a mood i was talking about this with a friend yesterday she's like i work 40 hours a week go to school and i'm still barely making it by and i was like how much are you getting paid and she told me i'm saying that it's like that's an obscene amount of money a year where is it all going and she just went into school ah we live in a bs society my friends but we do in fact live in a society that's right we brought it back it's been how many months since i've last said that to you society baby we're living it much commercial during these uncertain times we're thinking of you and your family august commercial look you might as well catch you to burger king this is okay this is a weird thing that i i've been thinking about this a lot recently uh of course wear your mask and everything i'm not going to say don't wear your mask but i found it interesting that apparently the common perception in america is that twenty percent of americans have caught the coronavirus and people think like nine percent have died it then the actual percentile statistics are much lower than that i mean still take this thing seriously like we don't have any sort of cure mitigation for it that is you know registered with any sort of you know official body but like i just found it interesting it's like people thought way more people had it than they actually had it in the u.s and it's a staggering number who have it like that that's it's an incomprehensible number to any one individual but like it's nuts to me to think about how weird that statistic actually is like people think that certain things are over represented when in truth they are dramatically underrepresented in a society that's right the secret theme of today's episode is society car full of boys lily pulls up next to me while i'm walking home from the beach me he thinks i'm about to be catcalled boy one yo me sweats nervously boy one where'd you get the boba with me oh oh it's down the street on the right boy two god i freaking told you jared oh my god dude this is one place in boston chinatown that does the best boba and like down the street from it is the small like family-owned like bakery that lit jus just legit has the best pork buns and if you want to have a good day in boston you go to chinatown you get that boba and you get that bun and if you've got a party there's a full place and it's so good genuinely genuinely highly recommend you go to go to chinatown in your local metropolitan area and see what good good foods you can find because there's always good good food there's always some good boba so it's some good hot pot there's always some good bakeries it's so good it's so everything is so good i love i love those pockets of culture in cities i i love it so much i think it's super neat have a safe flight you're too you too god i am such a freaking [ __ ] god dude one of the times i was driving home from a friend's house and she was like you drive safe i looked and then the eye and went you too and i spent the entire drive home just whipping myself for that enjoy your meal thanks you too wait i i know this is a common thing but it's so embarrassing every time it happens me in 2040 looking at the f my son got on his math homework that i solved honestly i think that this is one of the cooler aspects of our species the fact that knowledge is passed down like borderline genetically to the point where kids today are picking up on these concepts way faster than we ever could i think that's amazing uh societally that that's something that's just happening that our growth as a species is borderline exponential i was doing seventh and third grade that my dad was doing in college i mean there's a huge age gap between us but still that's nuts to me that's insane like i i don't know i i find it fascinating i can't wait to pump out my own crotch goblin and see what kind of homework they get up to because i don't know it fascinates me how we're growing as a species some people don't want that but usps tracking package has left the facility we have no freaking idea package delivered okay so my dad actually like works for well he doesn't work for but he works with the post office on a regular basis and he's just like i hate it i hate it so much there's just like all government offices there's just a lot of like bureaucracy and red tape that goes on behind the scenes like for example when i was getting off unemployment because i found a new job which by the way pat's for patrick found another job but uh when i was getting off unemployment they actually harassed my current employer because they misunderstood why i was trying to cancel my unemployment so they harassed my new employer because because i got a job like like all government offices are just like littered with just red tape bureaucracy and bs like that's why when orange man was like i we need to get rid of the usps i was like i disagree but understand why because everything runs like a nightmare i think we should keep the usps obviously i think it's a vital service to our our fledgling society but yeah no it needs a little bit less red tape coronavirus enters my body flintstones hifflinstone's vitamins i ate 20 years ago in a release activated i love i love that flintstone gummies was a universal childhood trait of so many of us i don't know why either okay i remember loving flintstones gummies as a kid and i didn't understand that if i took too many i would become too strong and each of my punches would kill a child imagine if that's how it worked it was just kids terrorized god i ate like such poopy dog butts when i was a child and i swear my mom gave me extra flintstones vitamins to like try and offset the fact that all i ever wanted was candy and french fries i think i'm only alive due to flintstone gummies i think this was my life support introverts whenever they get the wrong order works for me i get the wrong order so much in the drive-through and i never want to sit through the drive-through again to like get it corrected like i go to dunkins on a pretty regular basis and every time they forget the hash browns i get kind of sad cuz like they're like a dollar i don't want to go back and like get the hash browns and sit through the line again because my food will be cold but also i'm sad now because i don't have hash brown or my personal favorite they once forgot that they took my order and i was just standing in this empty like empty duncan's just kind of waiting for my food and the lady goes you're not supposed to be in the lobby and i was like wait what she was like yeah the lobby's closed how did you even get in here and i was like i just i just came through the front door and she goes were you served and i was like yeah and she just looked at her co-worker like what what did you do what did you do i got extra bacon that day he was very pleasant sometimes i feel i faked my depression for attention my depression literally doesn't think it's good enough to be real depression i got depressed depression i get this all the time where i'm like oh i'm sad but am i just sad for attention like no no you're sad cause you're sad [ __ ] oh my god i mean there's a lot of things that i can catch myself doing because it's like oh i'm definitely just doing this for attention i can like you know snip it at the bud but like i definitely feel this where it's like i want to talk about being depressed but i don't want to like bring attention to myself over it because it's like i don't i don't i don't want to bring attention to it and seem like i'm just trying to get you know pity points because i've got like a brain that is serotonin deficient i mean thankfully for me it's not it's not clinical it's it it comes and goes it waxes and wanes you know it's not the worst but ah god and i feel this i feel this on a spiritual level my dad's signature beautiful magnificent my signature [Music] i have given up on signatures every time i have to sign for something i just draw a happy face so far no one has questioned me and my bank has never called to figure out what the hell is going on but i just draw happy faces every time and it's a different happy face every time i don't know i just can't get a regular signature i just can never do it i can never do it i just don't understand my mom bought me a two carat ring carrot no [Music] this is peak this is peak visual humor this is so stupid this is so incredibly stupid it fills me with so much joy and love and happiness it's so so stupid it's so stupid dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge with their hips yeah and what of it my hands are full and my ass is fat you freaking wish you were me okay okay real talk i i closed the fridge i close the drawers i close the dryer with my groin i have got powerful hips i have a 40 inch waistline at my thinnest and like i'm not talking now where i weigh like 220 something i'm like 25 pounds overweight no when i was thin when i was like 185 190 i still had a 40 inch waist i've got i've got i got hips that don't lie and i can use this broad side of a barn to close things if you think i'm not going to utilize my god-given gift of wide hips you are incorrect sir you are incorrect and also yes i do like boneless swings because they are easier to eat thank you me holding my newborn son he's beautiful doctor we're going to have to give him some shots me oh hell yeah pour it up it's his freaking birthday it's not safe for babies to have jello shots i'm assuming so we're just going to have to do straight whiskey out of the bottle i hope that's okay timothy yes timothy you will have to chug just shoves a bottle of jacks right down the baby's throat and that's all the time we have here today on calvas if you liked this make sure to subscribe and leave a like and maybe share this with a friend who could use a good old-fashioned big mood as always all the support you guys have been showing us has been fantastic but if you don't feel like doing any of those other actions just watching the video has been enough for me if you want more r me irl there'll be another one coming up in just a couple of seconds as always my name has been lumo and i hope to see you in the very next calves video have a lovely day [Music] you

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Published: Fri Aug 14 2020