- I thought he was doing his
morning devotion in the mirror. You are someone, you will be a great dog. Came up short. - [Chanel] That was the cutest thing ever. (audience applauding) Be careful, he bites. - It's all right, I got it. It's what I do for a living, Chanel. - No, he's about to snap on you. - [Rob] What's happening right now? - He's nervous. He gets nervous when
someone new touches him, you know what I mean? - [Chanel] This guy's un-trainable. - [Cesar] No he's not, no he's not. - This is the impossible. This dog has never been calmed
down in 100 plus episodes. Okay, well look. We're trying to do what we can
to manage the way of Weezy. Let's start the show off with
some dogs, they need help, 'cause these dogs are
completely out of control. We call them Cesarless. (audience applauding) - Oh my God, oh no. But the guy is totally comfortable. - You gotta train that owner right there to not take it from behind. - [Rob] He set himself up,
and he's enjoying himself. - Too much, that is super excited. Oh my God, the guy was drooling. - [Rob] Let's just go for a walk. I gotta shut the door, of course. - Whoa! - Look, it's a horror scene. Look at her legs. - She's still holding on. - A cat, a squirrel, something passes by. - [Steelo] She about to lock up that, no. - Oh boy. (dog screaming) Look, they're having nightmares right now. - He's like, what are they
doing to my cousin, the pug? If you want to do this a
lot less painful than this, just walk the dog, let the dog swim, and then give him a little
CBD and then you do this part. (Rob laughing) I love America, you know what I mean? - We have an entire category dedicated to dogs acting like humans. We call it Cross-bred. Take a look. (audience applauding) I'll tell you what, you
need the groceries in, we're here for you, period. All right, here you go. All right, thank you so much. We got the two lazy dogs on the left. - They're the trainees. - [Rob] Yeah, I bet. - [Woman] Who's your best friend? - [Rob] This one. - [Woman] Who's your best friend? - [Rob] That one. - [Woman] Who's your best friend? - [Rob] This one. - [Woman] Who's your best friend? - [Rob] This one. - [Woman] Who's your best friend? Pizza? - Everybody loves pizza. - Oh (beep) Tyson, we're
getting pulled over by the cops. Act cool, act cool. (audience laughing) - He's a rescue from a drug dealer. Be cool, be cool. (Rob humming) - He's like, play it cool,
they'll never notice. Play it cool. - Yep, nothing to see here. Just a cute little girl. All right Terrence, you got two dogs that have their own Instagram. Tell us about those guys. - Yeah, Rocky and BamBam. Funny story. We're out drinking one night,
very responsible drinking, and I decided it would be a
good idea for Steelo's dog to come over and meet my dogs. Steelo was like, don't
bring your dogs over, it's not gonna be good. You gotta introduce dogs in the right way. - Steelo getting all technical. - I'm like, it's gonna be
okay, it's gonna be okay. We walk away from the dogs,
my dog literally has Wrigley's whole entire head in her mouth. He got one stupid dog that
was looking at the wall. - I don't want to be disrespectful, but he's got a dumbass dog. (group laughing) Well look, in the form of Steelo's dog that may be a little off,
the category Broken Dogs. Take a look. (audience applauding) I can get through it, I
can get through, I swear. What y'all doing? What are you guys doing,
can I sit up here? - [Chanel] I love this dog. - [Man] Back seat. - [Rob] No, I'm good.
- [Chanel] He's like, nah. (audience groaning) - How would you take off that early? Is he trying to jump over the shadow? - I mean, he is, I gotta get over this. Uh oh, don't you bring no Swiffer at me. Not that skateboard now. Oh, no. - [Steelo] That's Wrigley, that's Wrigley. - Don't matter what it is. If it's pointed at me, it's dangerous. Got it. - [Chanel] He's gonna break a tooth. - He's so confused. If he can't get it,
who bit the bone first? (audience cooing) - Everybody gets all sad like
aw, feed the dumb little guy. (dog howling) - [Woman] You cannot keep interrupting. I'm having a conversation. (dog howling) Walter, I'm right here. - [Steelo] Wait, that's
the actual dog's noise? - That's kinda dope though. - You would not want to hear that (beep) in the middle of the night. You'd be like, shut the (beep) up! - [Woman] I'm having a conversation. (dog howling) - Walter's got a voice on him. (audience gasping) Go back, go back. What's he say, who are you? Everybody in this category's just trying to get some footage, and they all got Dog Bombed. Take a look. (audience applauding) Oh look, it's just like oh, oh, oh. What are we filming? Oh, my first steps. - The other dog isn't
even affected at all. Look at her face. - [Rob] Eyes forward, don't look at us. (Chanel laughing) - [Woman] Daisy, hi. - You guys like Slipknot? What, what are we doing,
what are we doing? What are we filming here? What are we doing here? - [Woman] Smile, Sammy! (Rob humming) - [Rob] We good, we
good, all right, peace.? - The baby's in disbelief. What is he wearing on his head? - [Rob] Some sort of flower cap. - So serious. - Look, I recently saw some
footage on the internet of a dog that walks into a
bathroom, lifts up a toilet, and just used the restroom, flushed the toilet and
be about his business. - I saw that, too. It was amazing. - I think at some point in the future that we could probably
turn dogs into people. - No.
- [Rob] Yeah. - Certain dogs. - Oh, don't do that, 'cause you're gonna start
dissing my dog again. My dog could never. Number one, he's too short. - Okay, but couldn't he
be an amazing person? - No. If my dog was a person, he would have a speech
impediment, first of all. 100% he would stutter. - I hope he never sees this show. - Oh, he watches this show all the time. - [Rob] He's gonna feel real disrespected. - I leave Ridiculousness
on for my dog sometimes. - Me too, for ratings and for my dog. (audience laughing) - I feel like my dog knows
it's me there with him. - Man, I tell you what. You're making me feel like dogs
might even be human, right? - [Chanel] Mine's very human-like. - And this next category
is what it would look like if there was a Dog Town. Take a look. (audience applauding) Yeah, just getting some groceries. - Service dogs only,
he's out here working. - For real. Service dogs only, especially those that shop for lazy people. I dunno, give me a large taco. Taco would be fine. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, what else you got? How about a soda, how about a soda, huh? If you could just drive me around. - [Steelo] He's really
driving with sunglasses on, and not paying attention. - [Rob] He is. - He's not paying attention, bro. - That is so cute. - [Steelo] But you trusting
that dog way too much. - [Rob] Anyway, good to see you. These treats are cool,
but can I get a beer? There it is. - He's not drinking enough
water, let's start with that. Gotta drink more water, man. That is some golden pee right there. - [Man] Got my son to pee in the toilet. My son's elite. - I got my son to pee in the toilet. My son's elite. Yes, that is a very elite dog. All three of us got dogs, okay? And I think all three of our
dogs have something in common. They're like, crazy.
- Yeah, they are. - Only one of mine, but yeah. - Do you believe that your dog
has different moments in time where it may have used drugs? - I think my dog is still on drugs and I don't know where
he's getting it from. - This is what I'm saying. It is unexplainable, just
like how crazy every dog is in this next category we call Cocainines. - Cocainines is the worst. (audience applauding) - [Rob] I don't like fallen
friends, my fallen friends. I don't want to touch it. - He's not even taking a break, bro. How is he not tired? - I'm going and I'm going and I'm going. He's so tucked up and high. You just gotta skip across it. He's literally like three feet high. - Yeah, he really is. (dog growling) - At times he just looks like a beaver. (dog growling) - [Rob] I mean, what's up? How y'all doing today? Anybody want to party? Who wants to party? Who's partying, yeah, let's party. - He was drunk. - Man, he feels like someone
you see at a beach party. - He really does, though. His haircut.
- You guys need a drink? You guys got some dope? Whoa, no, what about pot? I'm mellow, I can do pot. - I'm mellow. - What's up, how you been, good to see ya. Are you coming out? See you tomorrow maybe, huh? What's up with you, Frank? Frank, yo Frank, what's up, Frank? - [Chanel] That's literally
the best dog ever. - How is he not tired either? - Man, these dogs got stamina, man. - They do. (audience groaning) - I don't know what you call it, I don't know what you put in there. I don't know, it's really good. - That's definitely
meth, look at his face. - This is a combination of
meth, crack and cocaine. - [Steelo] He is on it. Look at his eyes, bro. - [Rob] I just need one more
hit, I just need one more. - [Chanel] He needs weed a little bit more for those cataracts. - This category is filled with dogs that just don't have the
wherewithal of a police dog. They're actually kind of dumb. We call them K-8s. Take a look. (audience applauding) Go ahead. - You're gonna keep trying? You're pretty dumb,
you're gonna keep trying. - Uh oh. Here you go, oh, yummy. Oh, here you go. Oh, here you go. Oh, here you go. - At least that one's smart enough that after two tosses it was
like, that's bull (beep). He's continuing to act like
he's enjoying the food, every one of them. Oh yeah, that one's good. This is amazing. I'm full, dude. - [Rob] Uh oh. Hi, what's your name? - Oh my God. - He was doing his morning
devotion in the mirror. You are someone, you will be a great dog. Came up short. - That was the cutest thing ever. - [Steelo] That's my dog. - [Chanel] That's so cute. - That is literally my dog. My dog is definitely a K-8 unit dog. - [Rob] Oh boy. Okay, work harder. Okay, work harder. Faster. Your cats may not react
to your amazing magic, but every single animal
in this category does. We call it Old Dogs, New Tricks. Take a look. (audience applauding) It's falling, but it's not. - [Steelo] He's too cute and stupid. - It's falling, but. - Come here, Niko. - [Rob] What's up,
what's up, where you at? - He's so stupid, he
didn't see her right there? - Niko. - [Rob] Holy (beep),
what is happening here? Oh, man. Okay, all right. All right, gotta be in this
one, gotta be in this one. Nothing. - [Steelo] She gonna bite the
(beep) out of her right now. - Whoa. - Take a look at Pack Leaders. (audience cheering) - Wait, what? - [Rob] I mean, we're talking about a dog that's 24 feet in the air. - That's Air Bud's son right there. - [Rob] I can walk. - [Steelo] Is this the Kiki challenge? - [Rob] And I can do this. - I mean, this dog killed
the challenge, though. Let's be real. - His scooter game's kind of trash. He didn't even stay on it and ride. - He's a dog! - I want more. - He doesn't have fingers. - [Rob] Oh man, give me a
ball, give me some glasses and watch me spin. - Got too much CBD right there. That's what's going on with that dog. - They just wanted to cut his nails. Next thing you know
he's got sunglasses on. Yes. - That's a fast-ass dog. - That was so fast, what happened? - Just like, all right, run as fast as you can at me and by me. Legitimately, this dog is
traveling through time. (group laughing) Look, honestly. This is beyond. - [Steelo] See, that's good. - [Rob] A person can barely do this. - Wait, I love that he has
his whole own skate video. - And look, he's got the
top of the board gripped and he's (beep) turning. Kick it out. Trust me when I say that's
real skateboarding right there. All right, if you have a
friend who drinks too much, where do you send them? - Rehab.
- AA, rehab, yeah. - You have to go to rehab first. - I don't know. You know she got a problem. - Oh no, there's an order. It starts first with an intervention, and you want to have five
to seven friends usually and two parents and
maybe a sister or brother and cousins, hopefully. - I only know this from
the TV shows that I watch. - What do you do if you have
an animal that drinks too much? - You shouldn't be letting your
animals drink, first of all. Let's start with that. - Somebody needs to report you to animal services or something. - That's right, and the
moment you get reported, your drunk, boozy little pet is going one place, Animals Anonymous. Take a look. (audience cheering) I mean, I might be a goat, but I love Bud. (Chanel laughing) Champagne problems. - That is so cute. - It's cute, 'til it's drunk as (beep). Oh man. - [Woman] Let mommy have some. Let mommy have some. - Okay, that hit. Mix it with a little
banana juice, we good. (audience groaning) See, I don't know how you
find joy in having roaches. - If you got a roach that
big who's this coordinated. - He's a part of the family. That roach has gotta be paying rent. - [Rob] I don't, I can't, honestly. Honestly, I can't. - That's so random. - He's drunk, you know what I mean? We've seen it before. - [Man] Yo, this son is lit. He should go to counseling. - [Rob] I'm fine, I'm absolutely fine. - [Man] You have a problem,
this is an intervention. - I realized I had hit my bottom when I had become a raccoon. (audience laughing) This cat's a pretty bad-ass cat, so we decided to dedicate
an entire category to bad-ass cats, just like Smoosball. Take a look. What's up, bitch? Hey, hey, what's up, bitch? What the (beep) was that? - He really waited 'til it was right. Look at his hand. Not yet, not yet. - [Woman] No, no, kitty, no. - [Rob] What, this? You saying no to this? (glass breaking) - That cat's an ass (beep). - Yo, I love that cat. - [Rob] What, bitch, what, what? I hate dogs that look like me. Oh, man. Look, he enjoys it. He's putting out, beat
it, beat it, just beat it. Oh (beep). Stop (beep) me, bird, okay, later. - [Man] Whoa, he caught it! - You're damn right,
and now he will feast. - This is Pinky, he's a male
cat, domestic shorthair. He's available for adoption. He's pet of the week. Well, we've got a wild cat on our hands. - This is one pet of the
week is not getting adopted. Pinky's going ape (beep). Oh hell no, oh hell no. Oh, he's being sweet on my
leg, he's sweet on my genitals. (man yelling) Goddamn it, Pinky. There you have it for Badass Cats. Either of you guys (beep) with catnip? - [Both] Catnip? - Yeah, do you know what catnip is? - No, I'm thinking cat nipples. No, I'm joking, I'm joking. - No, I don't think about
cat nipples whatsoever. Hey look, I'm out here trying to be funny. That got a lot (beep),
it was a little bit off. The last thing I need is a
meme that says cat nipples. - Now you know that's gonna happen, right? - Well here's the thing. I used to have a beautiful
little kitty calico named Sweet Pea. We used to love the
(beep) out of that cat, a little aggressively, and mom
would tell you, way too hard. When it was time to have fun,
I'd pull out that catnip bag. It's literally like cat crack. You just sprinkle a little on their face and they go ape (beep). This next category is what happens when that nip goes a little too far. We call it Too Much Nip. (cat growling) I'm high, oh I'm so high. So high right now. - (Beep). Oh, he is drunk as hell. - [Chanel] That is a human cat. - This is honestly when you
let him have the whole bag. What, where am I? (Chanel laughing) - [Steelo] You got too much money. - [Chanel] That is the richest cat ever. - [Steelo] He's got a Japanese spa. - [Rob] This is actually just the sink in a sushi restaurant. (Chanel laughing) What is that, I see something. Oh hell, I see something. Oh my God, there's spiders everywhere. Oh God. Okay, I'm good, are you good? Who are you? I am (beep) paranoid as hell. I don't get it. We're all space dust. (Rob sneezes) I'm allergic to cats. Am I a rabbit, what is that? - Wishful thinking. The cat wish he had that (beep). If I could just have a (beep) like this. - All right, for this next category, we would like to bring
out a very special guest. The one and only Blanche. Blanche, come on out. - Blanche, let's go. - Welcome Blanche, welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, Blanche. (audience applauding) Tell us about Blanche. - Well, this is my dog Blanche,
and she's a rescue dog. She used to be a dog prostitute. We rescued her from the streets. (audience laughing) You can tell she used to be a prostitute because she is pretty
but sad behind the eyes, and has no issue with you
staring at her dog vagina. - Do you ever go anywhere without Blanche? - I try to go to the bathroom alone. She's sleeping now with her eyes open, 'cause she trusts no one. Dog prostitute, she's from the streets. - Well look, you are not the only person that truly, truly loves their dog, right? So we decided to create a
category of people just like you who love their dogs
deeply, called Pupsession. I just wanna cuddle and love you forever. - Quincy, we are going
on a road trip, whoo! (dog howling) - Yes! - Man, Quincy just loves to chill. - Do you hear it? - [Man] Have you ever
seen a dog pet a human? - [Rob] You were incredible last night. - [Man] You've got a funny looking kid. - [Rob] I've made a ton of mistakes. - I think it's creepy, I
think it's a little weird. - It's beyond a pupsession,
it's a setup for pedophilia. Oh, get it over here, get in on that, right there on the side of it. Oh yeah, it feels right, it feels so nice. What are you doing? Oh yeah. - That's your boyfriend right there. No, (beep) says you leave. - I feel like every girl knows
exactly how this guy feels. I know where it is, stop
putting my hand there. (audience laughing) (audience groaning) - [Steelo] Not the open mouth, though. - [Man] So gross. - It's a female dog, bro,
what's so gross about it? - He said it's a female dog. - [Man] Oh my God, it continues. - I had some ugly women in my day, bro. - Yo, I've had some ugly
women in my day, bro. Nothing as ugly as that dog. (dog barking) - Come in here and I'll
tell you what I'll do. I'll let him out. Just stay right there, I'm
gonna turn him loose on you now. Hey Meaty, you want to come meet somebody? All right, Bulldogger. Come on out man, there you go. - I love you, I love you, I love you. It is what it is. - He's all that, huh? - Look at this little guy, look at him. - I love it every time
somebody gets their heart full, you know what I'm saying? - [Rob] That's Meaty's mammoth bone. - Now that might give him
diarrhea on the plane. I'm not sure you want that. - Let's back that down. - I'm not sure you want
diarrhea on the plane. - Meaty, we love you. We don't want to spread pain on the PJ. Rick, I can't thank you enough. - No man, it's all about you. - I appreciate it more than you ever know. I'm gonna love this puppy. Here we go, look at that. Look at that, it's the PJ. This is part of your new
lifestyle, private jet. - Why you gotta put him in front of me? I'm not looking down, dog. - He's out, he's not going
along with us, he's out. - Look, out, peace out. - You gotta make a move, you gotta choose. You gotta choose up. Flagstaff or Hollywood? That'll do it, let's do it. Come on, bud, we're going to Hollywood. (phone ringing) Here it is, here it is. Hello? - [Vet] Hey, it's Dr.
Fleishman at the animal clinic. - [Rob] How you doing? - [Vet] I got some good news for you, Meaty passed the bones. You can come down and get
him whenever you like. - Yeah. - All right, I appreciate it so much. - [Vet] My pleasure. - Unbelievable, unbelievable. I don't want to be scared
like that again, man. Let's get this dude. - Help your boy up. Hey, buddy. We're good, we're good. What's up, Buddy? Let's go.
- Let's get outta here, man. ♪ It's only right to think
about the girl you love ♪ ♪ And hold her tight, so happy together ♪ - [Rob] You happy to be home? ♪ I can't see me loving nobody
but you for all my life ♪ ♪ When you're with me baby
the skies will be blue ♪ ♪ For all my life ♪ - Okay, yeah. He's almost invincible. Who's the puppy? Is the ramp done yet? - I think almost. - Welcome back, welcome back. Ramp looks incredible, buddy. You are a master craftsman. - Sick, it's ready to ride dirty. - What's that, you were in the hospital, now you wanna skate? You wanna skate now? What if he comes out of the
hospital and can straight ride? What if that's what he needed? Ride this for Big Black. Ride it, ride it, ride it. You gotta want it. Take it to the next level. (group cheering) - Yeah, puppy. You skated, yeah. - Oh wow, oh boy, oh wow. How you guys doing? I'm Rob.
- Nice meeting you. - This is Christopher. - How you doing?
- Nice meeting you. - We'll just show you around. This one right here,
it was our first baby. Her name is Glory. - Oh, he's loving that, he's loving this. Man, he loves horses. This was destiny. - There are horse shows.
- There are. - Is this guy qualify
for some horse shows? Run him. Dude, that looks really good. Look at that, you guys got the same style. - I'm already tired. - [Rob] How long will he live for? - They live to about 35 to 40. They live a long time. - Yeah, for life. He's gonna probably see my kids graduate. We're about to go on a long
journey together, mini horse. - You ready for Hollywood? He nodded, he's ready. (upbeat music) - There it is, Le Paws. This is where stars are born,
you know what I'm saying? - Hi, baby, hi Meaty, hello. I'm April, I'm the booking agent here. I just need you guys to
fill this out for me. This is basically a questionnaire. I need to know Meaty's
size, what he can do. When you guys are done, if you can give that to
Michelle at the front desk, she'll take care of you guys. - What's the basic
description of this dog? - Rough, rugged, Hollywood. - GDE.
- Greatest dog ever. - (exhaling) I think that's it. - Why don't you guys come on back? De Ann's gonna bring in her dog Pecos that's been in a couple films. She's gonna show you
what she can do with it. (Meaty burping) - Was that a burp? I heard that, Meaty. Sit, good. On your mark. Good, down. Head down. Head up, good boy. - That's ridiculous. - Side.
- This is ridiculous. See this refined discipline? - Straighten up, stay, good. - I just don't know if Bulldogs
have got that tenacity. - Absolutely, they do. What is his training history like, any classes or anything
that you've done with him? - Pretty much nothing. - Okay, maybe some home schooling? Have you taught him sit, down, any basics? Okay. What I'd like to have you
do is bring him to his mark, and if he will sit and stay. - Sit. Don't move, just kick it. Whoa, get over here, dog. - Hey Meaty, what are
you doing over there? (group laughing) - This is no way to get work, buddy. (woman laughing) (Meaty growling) - This doesn't look good
for either of us right now. Don't disappoint me now,
don't disappoint me now. Sit, sit. - Sit, sit.
- Down, down. - Sit, sit, sit, sit. - Why we don't have one of those
in the house, I don't know. - So at this point, what
I need you guys to do is just work with him at home. There just needs to be a
little bit more discipline. I do think I can probably
get you on a print campaign sooner than later. - Basically print is easiest? - I think that print is the most realistic
thing for you right now, so if we can do a cover or
do some sort of dog food, that's what we really want to go for now. All right guys, thank you
so much for coming in. We'll be in touch with you soon. - Bye, guys. - Bye, bye. - Somebody catch the box cover up in here. - I just don't know if this
dog has got what it takes. - Street dogs ain't got
no type of discipline. - Big Black, just got an
email from Meaty's agent. He might not listen, he
might not be very obedient, but I'm gonna tell you what he is now. He's the face for a brand of food. - What? - Do you see that? This guy just got his first gig. Dick Van Patten, heard of him? - Eight is Enough.
- Eight is Enough. He's got his own all-natural dog food that he wants this guy to be the face of. You realize what that means? - That boy got talent. - You're like the Michael
Jordan of puppy faces. I mean, it's just so
hard for me to believe. First shot, this guy catches his own food, his face on the cover of some food, the same stuff we're trying to do. - We can't even get a call back and this dude's got his
own tubed meat right now. I'm a lot of meat, you don't
see my face on a tube of meat. - Maybe we shouldn't have went for cereal. Maybe we went for a tube of meat. Man, this is his swagger. When you got your first
gig, you got swagger. - [Joey] Rob, how you doing? - How you doing, how you doing? - Nice to see you.
- What's going on? - Nice to see you. Dick, you remember Dick. Have a seat. There's that cover dog face. - He's got that great face, you know? - We're excited about
developing a product for him, one, because he's got such a great face. Kids love him.
- That's a fact. - I'd like to be able
to take him in the back and get some shots with a
photographer, get some head shots. - Yeah, he's working for you now. Star coming through. ♪ This is how we do it ♪ - Poster child coming through. Give him your best look. You ready for your big shot right now? The sideways sit, you are a natural. Born to be on the cover. - Smile, Meaty, let's go. - [Rob] That's a great look. - [Dick] Look at the way
he poses, that's great. - Show him your best work, show him your best work right now. You're making me so proud right now. - We got what we need,
and the next step for us is get the casings printed,
we'll start making product. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much. - Your boy got a dog campaign. - No one's ever even brought
something that hot to me. - See what I'm saying? - This is unbelievable. - [Big] How you come out,
just get your deal that quick? - He just signed a deal
with Dick Van Patten. That's like getting with
Dr. Dre on a record deal. We got the 50 Cent puppies right now. - Yo Diesel, it's official. Damn dog's a cover model. - Meaty Munchies?
- Meaty Munchies, man. - Come on up here. You're a superstar. Look at that, what are you? Superstar. That's Meaty's Munchies right there. God, this stuff really smells good. You want to know what it smells like? Like a Slim Jim. - Guarantee it, someone
on a deserted island would eat this, not a problem. - If the war popped off right now and I had already eaten the horse and shot all my bullets full of coyotes and this was all that's left,
I wouldn't mind eating this. - Dude, get this guy some
water before he chokes. You gotta chew. Look, see what I'm saying? He just won't chew. - He don't know how to chew. - [Big] Dude, chew the food. - God almighty, I had to
dig that out of his throat. - [Big] See what I'm saying? - He would have killed himself
for some Meaty Munchies. - How you gonna die on your own product? - Dude, it does not seem
completely unedible. - Can't be no worse than
what we eat on the street. - That's not bad. - I ain't swallowing it,
but it's really good. Let me get a napkin. - [Rob] That tastes like beef jerky. - Tastes like jerky, son. I would need two beers to back it up. - I mean, it's a little dry. Guess what? Happy Birthday, that's
what's up, Happy Birthday. That's what I said, Happy
Birthday, Happy Birthday. You ready to get dressed? Hell yeah, you are. Say hell yeah, you are. Get your little fat face in there. Happy Birthday, you little fat faced pig. Gangster dog, looking hot. - This boy's sharp.
- [Rob] Birthday time. - Horse looking good. - Blacked out posse. ♪ Bow Down when I come to your town ♪ ♪ Bow down when we westward bound ♪ ♪ Bow down when you come to our town ♪ ♪ Bow down when we westward bound ♪ ♪ Bow down 'cause we
ain't no haters like you ♪ ♪ Bow down to a sight
that's greater than you ♪ - Oh man, look at this. Aw, he was just a puppy, man. You see this? I'm gonna cry right now. I'm just so heartfelt right now. You girls can get to know
the first days of this puppy. (gentle music) I'm gonna tear up right now. ♪ Gangsta boogie, gangsta
boogie, gangsta boogie ♪ ♪ Gangsta boogie, gangsta
boogie, gangsta boogie ♪ - That's a great looking dog right there. Do not hump the horse, no horse humping. I'm just exciting the
horse is able to come up, even though I know the horse is just gonna be nibbling on everything. - Does the horse get along with the dogs? - You know, he's kicked him
in the face a couple times. Ladies and gentlemen, me and Big Black would love to thank you
all for coming out here and celebrating our dog's 14th birthday. (crowd cheering) What could we give a
dog that has everything? He lives the good life, you
know, he doesn't do anything. He has no rules or regulations, so we brought his family out here, and that's kind of something that we felt we could do special for him, so I'd like to bring up his family. That's his father right here. This is his grandfather right here. Look how beefy they are, you're a runt. Rick's the breeder of this beautiful dog, and the father of all of these dogs, so I'd like to sing Happy Birthday for my dog right now, if I could. ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy Birthday dear Meaty ♪ ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ - Have some cake, buddy. Have some cake. Whenever puppies do, they say
this cake smells like ass. (upbeat music) I mean, we're in the VIP section
of a dog party right now. - That's how we do it, man. - You know what I'm saying? Two years later, look at you now. You're dripping right now. You see this? You're icy. You got the good life, man. That's why you're so lazy, I know it. You want to know what? Happy Birthday, man. You deserve the best. I just keep smelling (beep), man. You got (beep) on your shoes? Am I good? - You got (beep) right there. - You come to a dog party, you plan on stepping in (beep), real talk. Do you have a bunch of exotic pets? - Yeah.
- Yeah? Okay, let's take a look
at these real quick. First we got, you got a monkey? - Yeah.
- Okay. And what's going on, oh. - I got rid of 'em the second day. You had to feed them every
three hours, four hours. You know, it was a whole lot. - They're probably only
fun for two or three months before that thing gets a
little bit big and sketchy and having a little bit of fun, you still can't stop,
it'll chew your neck off. - I do, I have a little one-eyed Yorkie. His name is Wink, he's always winking. He's a beautiful little boy. - Does Wink ever step out in the streets and take on any other animals? - He's a little furry guy,
but he thinks he's way big. He's like me, he thinks
he's way bigger than he is, so he's always trying to fight
German Shepherds and stuff. But we went to a zoo the
other day my friend works at, and he wanted to fight this goat so bad. He was like, I'm gonna kill this goat. This mother (beep)'s dead,
and we were like nah, don't fight that goat
Wink, you're gonna die. So he's always trying
to fight big animals. - Look, tell me about
your dog, what's his name? - Dollar. - Do you love your dog? - I love my dog.
- Okay. Well we got some footage where he was put in a pretty
interesting situation. He's gone, he's gone. - [Steelo] This is the greatest video. - That's on the Red Bull
Sheckler Sessions on YouTube. - Look at this love, man. What happens if this guy floats away, man? - I had a string on him. - What if the string breaks? - Well, I don't know. - Were you scared? - At one point I was pretty frightened. - I'm gonna tell you why,
because he was not meant to fly. - [Ryan] You're right. - Okay Jerry, we have a
photo of a pet of yours. Let's take a look. - [Jerry] That's Bella,
but she's now 750 pounds. - [Steelo] Oh my God.
- Yeah. This junior high school
girl was in the 4-H Club, she's going to the county
fair, she's gonna show a pig, and Bella wins the blue ribbon. Oh, now she breaks out hysterically crying because they're taking
Bella to the next tent, they're gonna slaughter her. She's saying please Mr. Springer,
will you bid on the pig? And I said well, I'll bid on Bella, but if I win, you've gotta raise her. I start bidding and like $1,000. These people don't have a lot of money, so I have to send them $100
every month to feed Bella. That's $1200 a year. Now I find out Bella's gonna live 25 years if you don't slaughter her. - Madison, are the
Pomeranian species of dog incredibly annoying or incredibly fun, beautiful and amazing? - I really don't want to
talk poorly on my dog. He's a great species and he means well, but it takes a lot for me to
not remove out of my life. - Just understand that
I have a Pomeranian. - So do you. - [Rob] Chanel has a Pomeranian. - I would never do that to myself. - You shouldn't. In the middle of the night,
he'll literally out of nowhere, I wish it was just a little (barking), then I'd be fine with it. It's literally just (howling). - And it wakes you up. - Does yours bite people too? - No, he would never. - Okay, well hers has some
cases bitten right now. - And look, we all know when they're quiet and you're looking at them, they're the cutest (beep)
things in the world. - They're like mini teddy bears. - And then (beep) half the
time they're so (beep) annoying that you (beep) absolutely
despise them 'til they stop. Then they're so cute again. Me and you share a
common love for a sloppy, sloppy, fat dog. Take a look at this. Look at this, look at this. I mean, what is this guy's name? - Puddy, that's Puddy. - And you have two of them, or just one? - We have another English Bulldog as well named Pui, which means chubby in Thai. - They're unique. I don't know what it's
like for you, but for me, it's literally like having two fat, old men that live with me. - I've woken up before and I'm
like, why are my feet warm? And I look up and I look over my sheets and he's just peeing on my feet in bed. - I have a dog, and I had a snake, but I don't have him anymore. - What happened? - I sold it for charity. - What does a Bieber snake go for? (audience laughing) - Pause, bro, pause. - How much does a Bieber snake
get in a charity auction? - I think it went for $10,000. - That is unbelievable. Man, I just lost it, I lost it. What kind of dog you got? - A Papillon. - Does it ever act like you, or human? - Yeah, it can go to the
bathroom in the toilet. - Of course Justin Bieber's dog doesn't even need to go outside. It just, cool Biebs, we're back out.
