- Our guest today has won
five NBA championships, two gold medals.
- Kobe! Kobe! - An Academy Award!
- Kobe! Kobe! - A New York Times number one best seller! - [Audience] Kobe! Kobe! - He's the creator of The Wizenard Series! - [Audience] Kobe! Kobe! - Give it up for Kobe Bryant! (audience cheering) - Hi, how are you? (audience cheering) - I'm good. - [Audience] MVP! MVP! (beep) MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! (audience cheering) - We have done 300 (beep) Shows. (audience laughing) We have never had an entrance like that. - Never!
- Okay. (audience cheering) - Thank you. Thank you. - I mean, when the world just
started filming themselves and being like Kobe! (audience laughing) Like kid it blow your
mind how big did that got? - Yeah, it did, it did. (audience laughing) - And it took on a life of its own, right? - [Kobe] Yeah. - And the problem was is, there was so many amazing
people screaming Kobe, but there were so many (beep) (audience laughing) that were like, just figured
if they said the word Kobe, they were good to go and they just aren't. Just like this category of
"Bargain Bryant's," take a look. (audience cheering) - Kobe! (audience laughing) - Oh bro, bro! - He said, Kobe, couldn't
even get his feet going man. - Kobe! (audience groaning) - He's gotta play through that though. (audience laughing) He really don't have the Kobe mentality, he gave up as soon as he fell. - Right, you got to shoot
through the contact, man. (audience laughing) - [Rob] Here we go. - [Man] Kobe. Oh, (beep) (audience groaning) - [Rob] Oh man.
(Chanel laughing) Start one, couldn't even
like get the name out. - You know what though,
the ice went in the bucket. - It did.
- It did. - It's true, it's true. - [Kobe] The ice with in. - It's like, at least, at least it's not on the floor where they got to clean it up. - He like recycled, he kept the cup. (audience laughing) - Kobe M Bryant. (audience laughing) - [Rob] Okay. - [Steelo] Wait, what did he just say? Did he say, Kobe um Bryant? Did he say Kobe um Bryant? (audience laughing) And why is that empty box in the fridge? - Kobe M Bryant. (audience laughing) - Man he just. Nah, nah.
(Chanel laughing) Not even in the ballpark. - [Steelo] Okay. - [Girl] Kobe. (audience awing) - [Steelo] Oh man. Oh man. - She had the spirit, she had the spirit. It felt good, man. - [Girl] Kobe. (audience laughing) - [Rob] She went after the ball. - Aw, that's great, I love it. - Kobe! - [Audience] Oh! - Mamba mentality book, right? Like the Mamba mentality ends up being this sort of mindset for literally anyone. - Right. - Whether you're in business, like whether you're play sport, whether you're like, whatever you do. I mean, I sit up here, and I believe I have the Mamba mentality. (Chanel laughing) Like if I was to describe, I'm like, I'm the best version of myself. And I (beep) go, and I'm optimized. I have the Mamba mentality. That's how I think. (audience laughing) - That's exactly what it is, man. It's being the best
version of yourself, right? You wake up in the morning
and try to be better today than you were yesterday. - Yeah, yeah.
- That's it. (audience applauding) - Look, everybody in
this category right here, must have the Mamba
mentality, take a look. (audience applauding) - I mean you don't get that, look, look, yo pause it, pause it. Let me just tell you right now, you don't just step up
to a video game machine and be able to do this. (audience laughing) This is a man who dedicated his life. - His life.
- To dancing and twisting. (Chanel laughing) To become a master. Look at the foot speed! I can't even see, all
I see is his bandana. (audience laughing) - [Steelo] These are not
real dance moves either. - [Rob] These are real dance moves. - [Steelo] These are not real dance moves. - [Rob] Okay. - He can't be in the club doing this. (audience laughing) - No, if he's at the club doing this, there's literally a circle around him. And you know what they're screaming? MVP! MVP! (audience laughing) Here we go. I will never loaf. Is it over? It's over. It's never over!
- Oh! - It's never over. - That was some of the dopest (beep)! Look he's shocked. (audience laughing) - Man he is. I was just winning. - [Steelo] With the leg swing too. - He brought all of it, he missed it. Aye! - He don't know what the hell happened. (audience laughing) - [Rob] You ain't got it, okay. (Chanel laughing) - [Audience] Oh! (audience applauding) - [Rob] Oh man! - He so swaggy though. - [Rob] Man, I'm not gonna look back. I'm not even gonna look at my work. (Chanel laughing) - He gotta work on his
celebrations though. - Yeah him, look at him, look at this. - [Rob] That's what you
expect from dodge ball though. (Chanel laughing) - [Rob] You know (beep)
gets real and ping pong. (Rob yelling) It is over. - [Audience] Oh! (audience applauding) - From under the table, bro. - That's that never give up right there. You know what I mean? - Look at him, he look like
he at a auction, don't he? With his hand just going up? (audience laughing) I'll bet on that! That's crazy. - [Kobe] Wow. Wow. - That's insane. - Okay, okay.
- No. - [Steelo] What is this? - [Chanel] This is not possible. - [Rob] Whoosh! - [Audience] Oh! - Oh my God! (audience laughing) Oh my God! He's a super hero.
- Look at that. - He's a (beep) superhero. (audience applauding) - Are great shooters
born or are they made? - [Kobe] Made man. - That's it.
- Made, that's it. Hours and hours. - So you're trying tell me even with like perfect biomechanics. - [Kobe] Yeah. - Perfect, like clear 20/20 vision. Just being able to shoot. - [Steelo] What shot is that? - [Kobe] I don't know what that is. (audience laughing) (Chanel laughing) - Look, in my mind, I made
like 37 free throws in a row. (audience laughing) - Shot put. (audience laughing) - But there's no doubt
you got, you gotta learn. You gotta build that. You gotta earn that in the gym. - Yeah, you gotta put the time in. - 'Cause like, how many
shots would you make each day before you started practice? - A thousand. - [Rob] Right, right. - [Audience] Whoa. - [Rob] Geez, we're talking Sundays, Saturdays, like days off. - [Kobe] Yeah yeah yeah, every day. Every day.
- Every day? - Every day. - Man, now do you miss going
through those thousand shots? - Nope. (audience laughing) (Chanel laughing) I enjoyed it at the
time but, I'm good now. - Look, everybody in this
category are incredible shooters, but not at basketball. We call it "Hot Shooters." Take a look. (audience applauding) Shot. - [Audience] Oh! - That's crazy. That's crazy that his
nose really sucked it up. - He had like a sliver between his lips. She just (beep) darted it. - [Steelo] Like how the hell? - [Rob] It's like what
is, is it still on there? (audience laughing) There she is. What's up Deb? - [Audience] Oh! - Oh bro, look at his face bro, so rich! - He is so happy. - He must've got the right one, too. - Yeah, no he did. He got, he got the
ex-girlfriend in that shot. (audience laughing)
(Chanel laughing) - [Rob] Got it. - Oh! (audience applauding) - [Rob] Man. - That was a pancake or a pizza? - [Rob] High risk, high reward, man. - Pancake, no? - [Rob] That's gotta be a pizza. - No that's a pancake,
that's a big ass pancake too. - Trying to tell me he's
doing giant pancakes at night. - At 9:00 PM. - [Rob] Okay, with the parents. - Oh! - [Rob] Man. - [Man] Catch! - [Steelo] That's far. - [Rob] Catch! (beep) - This is gonna be amazing. - That's hilarious. - [Man] He's gonna get
it, he's gonna get it. - [Audience] Hey! (audience cheering) - [Steelo] That's nice. - [Audience] Oh! - [Rob] Oh! - [Steelo] Oh my God. (audience laughing) Oh my, the accuracy. - [Rob] Man, you show me some
crack and I'm gonna sink it. (girl laughing) - Guys! (audience laughing) - It feels good and you gotta celebrate. In your book, you said dunking on someone and dunking in general is
just showing domination, right?
- Yeah. - In your career, what is the
one dunk that you just loved, when you think about you
just smile every single time? - [Audience Member] Dwight. - I thought the same thing. - Yeah yeah. - Dwight was a good one. - [Audience Member] Dwight! - Dwight, the Dwight one was
a basketball form of baptism. (audience laughing) - Aw (beep), poor Dwight man. (audience laughing) - He's baptized, it's a good thing. - Then when he came and played, we don't gotta get into man. (audience laughing) Here's the thing, dunking on somebody is, is showing absolute domination. But it is way worse
when you're a giant man that should not get dunked on, right?
- Yeah. - We won't name any names. (audience laughing) This category dedicated
to getting dunked on "Dunk Domination." Take a look. (audience applauding) Somebody stop him. - [Audience] Oh! - [Steelo] My man hurt. Put pants on too. (audience laughing) - That was like creepy futuristic children just all coming in with
their phones, like. - [Rob] For real. - [Steelo] They all became the media. They became the media so fast. How's it feel, how's it feel? (audience laughing) - He did like, so anyway. Yeah, go ahead. (audience laughing) Chuck, from ESPN, yeah
it was a crazy dunk. I just laid it right on him. (audience laughing) - [Audience] Oh! - That was a week rim, bro. - Is it? You ever broke, break a
backboard ever in your career? - I have.
- You have. - I have, it's good feeling. - It is right?
(audience laughing) - You break it at the
gym and you immediately run the (beep) out of there. - You do, aw man.
(audience laughing) Uh oh, uh oh. - [Audience] Oh! - Why you taking that charge? - [Rob] Look. - What are you doing? - Where's he at?
- What are you doing? - Where's he at? - [Audience] Oh! - You can't be under the rim like that standing there like this, my man. (audience laughing)
(Chanel laughing) - You can't, you either got to jump, but you got to put an elbow in a gut. Get out the way! - [Kobe] What did you
expect was gonna happen? - [Audience] Oh! - Oh that was nasty. He walked on air a
little bit, look at him. - [Camera Man] Oh my God! - That's crazy. - [Steelo] Oh, give me that. - [Rob] Uh oh, uh oh. - [Audience] Oh! - [Steelo] Oh no, oh no young man. - That's just disrespectful. (Chanel laughing) That's just disrespectful. - [Steelo] 'Cause he had no
idea where the ball was going. Oh my God. - [Audience] Oh! (Chanel laughing) - Okay. Winning the Academy Award, man. What a, what a remarkable,
remarkable achievement. - Thank you. - What was that feeling like? - Unbelievable feeling, man. You know, being in that industry after coming from one and then, again trying to figure out
if you can do something else other than play basketball. - [Rob] Yeah. - Right? So to win an Academy Award for something that I wrote and produced,
it's a beautiful thing, man. - Yeah, man. Would you ever consider acting
and trying to win an Oscar? - No. - No, okay.
(audience laughing) - I don't have the patience for that. I don't want to be sitting
there all day long. No, I want to do that. - Now, are there plenty
of people in the league that could win Oscars because
of how good they are flopping? - Oh yeah, for sure. (audience laughing) A lot of floppers. - [Audience Member] Harden. - All right, all right. - Oh, Harden's my man,
that's my little brother. You stay off of Harden. Although he does flop, but you know. (audience laughing) But he gets bucket too, so. - I forgot you were in the middle of the Harden controversy, man. - That's my guy, that's my guy. We can pick on Vlade Divac all day long. (audience laughing) Like a fish out of water, man. (audience laughing) - Man, he could in fact
win an Academy Award for his ability to flop. - [Kobe] No doubt. - Everybody in this
category could do the same because they're also nominated. Take a look. (audience applauding) Here he is. Oh! Oh.
(audience laughing) - Bruh, bruh, he was
doing dance moves, bruh. He did like a little snake move. (audience laughing) - Nah, he did man.
- Electric boogaloo. - MC Hammer. (audience laughing) - Oh! Oh I'm so, this is my acting reel. - [Audience] Oh! - Okay, you know what? (beep) (audience laughing) - You want to know what? (beep) (audience laughing) You want to keep stealing my shine. - [Steelo] He didn't go get help at all. - That ain't Lassie. - That ain't Lassie at all. - He ain't Lassie at all. (audience laughing) - [Rob] Uh oh, uh oh. - [Audience] Oh! - Y'all saw how fast he was goin? (audience laughing) - I just got attacked! - Bro he threw his elbow out there. - Look dude, he like. Oh!
(audience laughing) - Aw,at least be good at it. (audience laughing) - [Steelo] You don't want
to catch these hands. (audience laughing) - Dude seriously? That was the entire series
versus the Sacramento Kings. - [Audience] Oh! (audience applauding) All series long, all series long. I look at him. (audience laughing) (Chanel laughing) Bro, get up bro. (Chanel laughing) - [Chanel] Oh my God, this is so cute. (Chanel laughing) - [Steelo] Oh, he got you. - [Audience] Oh! - [Steelo] Oh my God, oh my God. (audience cheering) - Oh he's amazing. - That's amazing. (audience cheering) - Thank you to Kobe Bryant! Wizenard Series is out now, check it out! I'm Rob Dyrdek, we'll see you
next time on Ridiculousness! (intense music) - [Audience] Kobe! Kobe! Kobe! Kobe! Kobe! Kobe! ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
