(audience cheering) - Welcome to "Ridiculousness". And I'm gonna tell you
what, things might have a bit of a strange vibe,
that's because we are standing on the deck of a yacht. Because we, as a group, love vacationing. But we love nothing more
than summer vacation. So we decided to do an episode that is all about summer vacay. And what better way to
do it, than on a yacht with skeedos and weird fish. (audience applauds) Let's talk about vacation. Think about what summer
vacation meant to you guys. When did it matter the most? - When I was a kid and
my mom would send me off to Ohio every summer. - [Rob] Okay, sounds pretty miserable. (audience laughs)
- Yeah, send you on.
- It was like the opposite because I was
a kid and I was in Ohio. (Chanel laughs) Now what was the clear indication that it was time for summer to you? It was the last day of school. - Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- Oh yeah, yeah. - You know what I'm saying.
- You get what I mean? Think how many double
middle fingers you saw. (Chanel laughs)
- You didn't give a (beep) - For sure, me.
- the last day. - Yeah, why are we even here? You know what I mean?
- Suspend me (mumbles) (audience laughs)
- What are you gonna do? What am I gonna do? Get detention in summer? Ah, ah.
- 100%. - Our first category,
dedicated to the greatest day of the school year, Last
Day Of School, check it out. (audience cheers)
(air swooshes) (upbeat music) - No one's gonna be me. - [Rob] Rip and dip. (lockers crash) Oh yeah. - How...
- How he hit the lockers so hard, the ceiling came down. - [Rob] I bring down the house. (ceiling crashes) - [Rob] Concussion. - Is he not dead?
- Yeah. - That one person wanted
to kill him though. (audience laughs) - It's not like they threw it from afar. They walked all the way up, and went like. (audience laughs) - They're like, stop answering
the (beep) questions, dude. (Chanel laughs) - Got it.
(guy thuds) - [All] Ah! - Like why wouldn't he
look behind him first? - Hey, the last thing you
ever do is check behind you in a back flip. Flipping into summer. (everyone laughs) And remember kids, science is lit. (water spurts) (people screaming) (everyone laughs) I don't give a (beep) Never have, never will, got
a big body and I'm gonna ♪ Drop it like it's hot ♪ - [Steelo] Well what was he doing? - I don't know, but everybody
in there respects it. I respect it. (audience laughs)
You know what I mean? He danced his shoes right off. - He lost his shoes.
- And then he said look how I, no hands, all back. And the whole place lost it. Get rid of these shoes, give it to me. - Oh!
- Boom! (everyone laughs) (audience applauds)
We lived in a city where people visited all year long. - Yeah.
- Okay, millions of people come from all over the
world, let me see it. Hollywood sign.
- Yeah. - Beach. - Yeah.
(audience laughs) - Dirty downtown. (everyone laughs) Can you spot a tourist in this city? - 100%.
- Yeah? - Yeah
- A lot of the time, yeah. - Okay, now what about
when you're the tourist can they spot you? - Oh 100%, me?
- Yeah. - The places I go.
(audience laughs) Man, I be the only black dude there. (everyone laughs) I'd be (beep) crazy. - Well look, sometimes it is
easy to spot, sometimes not. The category, Damn Tourists, take a look. (audience applauds)
(air swooshes) (Chanel laughs)
- There it is. It's so, oh!
- Oh! (guy laughs)
- Does she have anything? Why is she not giving it to him?
- I mean, but if you look at it, her hair looks like the hay. - Yeah, it does. (audience laughs)
- He could go for it. - Oh, oh, damn, that's some crunchy hay. (audience laughs) (upbeat music) - Ah
(man thuds) - [All] Oh! - Did you see him jump
and pray at the same time? He was like, god, god, please,
please, please lord (laughs) (audience laughs)
Please lord, keep me safe. (man thuds)
- Oh! - Ah (beep) go back. What, they got this guy on a leash? (audience laughs)
Here. - They're like, taking it for a walk. (everyone laughs) - Look at this (indistinct) tourist.
- Oh! (everyone laughs) - There you have it for, Damn Tourists. (audience cheers) Nothing I respect more than
when a crazy slam happens and someone's filming it and they stay focused.
- Yeah. - You know what I mean? Nothing makes me as sad as like, ah. (Chanel laughs)
- Yeah. - But is it okay to do
that when your kids slam? - No, you should drop the camera immediately.
- No, you gotta focus. (audience laughs)
- You gotta focus. - Look, I've probably landed
somewhere in the middle. You know what I mean? Because like, let's close
it out and make sure we got a good shot, but
then let's get there, okay. (audience laughs) Everyone of these parents in this category should just, Put Your
Phone Down, take a look. (air swooshes)
(upbeat music) Oh, look at him now, he's
just a sweet little boy. (audience laughs)
He's just got, oh! - [Steelo] He look fake. (audience laughs)
- And look atcha. Oh!
(audience laughs) I mean, come one, you
just got his full fa... Oh, let me frame it up, little Jeffrey. - [Steelo] He got everything. - Oh.
(audience laughs) - He looks so bloody happy. - He is so cute.
- He looks like a murderer. - [Rob] I think he's stained for life. (audience laughs) (upbeat music) Is that a man? (whistle blows)
- Oh no, oh no! (child crashes)
- Oh! - But he knew he called him. He got his hat over his eyes too. - Follow my voice, Jeffrey.
(mumbles) (upbeat music)
All right everybody's safe, okay, okay. - [Woman] Lexi, out of the way please. - [Man And Woman] Lexi! - [Woman] Lexi! (tree thuds)
(audience laughs) - I like Lexi, though. She tried to roll over, at least. She was like, oh let me get outta here. - Lexi!
(Steelo mumbles) (everyone laughs) - [Woman] Lexi. - I'll tell you what,
he didn't go to save her but kept that shot nice and clean. We'll be right back with
more, "Ridiculousness". (audience cheers) Either of you ever go
vacation on the lake? - No.
- Yeah, Lake Michigan. - Yeah?
- Oh well I've like been on a lake, but
not like a vacation on a lake. - [Rob] Have you ever went to a lake- - But nobody vacations on the lake. (audience laughs)
- Yeah, my mom went to her homies house boat
and vacationed on a lake. So that's-
- You know that real redneck (beep) right there.
(Chanel laughs) - Look, that's Ohio stuff right there. Just like this first set of
videos in a category we call Lake Painotonka, take a look. (audience cheers) - [Rob] Drop your
bridges, mermaid (mumbles) (man grunts) (water splashes)
- Oh! - Why is he naked? Why is he naked? - He's older now, he's more free. - If you listen, he just
yells for no reason, (mumbles) (mumbles) (audience laughs)
(water splashes) - [Rob] I'm loving it, this is fun. (woman thumps)
- Oh! - Oh (beep)
(Chanel laughs) - It's spring time and you
don't got the arm strength to carry your winter body. (everyone laughs) - Three
- Okay, we'll go - two
- at the same time - one, go.
- just kidding Brenda (mumbles)
(woman screams) (water splashes)
- Oh! - [Steelo] Oh my god. - Ouch, ouch, ouch.
- Yeah. - That hurt. - That hurt and that big girl's smart. - Yeah.
(everyone laughs) - What?
- All right. (Channel laughs)
- All right. - Okay.
- All right. (audience laughs) - Can he...
- Yeah. - Do his legs actually work? - I hope so.
- Why get it wrong though? Like why's he wearing
a bra to kick it off? This is weird.
- It's so confusing. - This is weird, there's a lot going on. - He's going for Hilary. (Chanel laughs) (upbeat music) (man comments)
- Oh! (dog thumps)
- Oh! - That dog flew. (audience laughs) - [Rob] Old dog's going to water heaven. (audience laughs) There you have it for, Lake Painotonka. (audience cheers) Welcome back to "Ridiculousness". Right now I'm standing on the deck of the SS Dreamboat Ridiculousness. (audience laughs) So one of the great parts
about summer is what? It's going to the beach. Man, what's you guys' favorite beach? - I like Miami better than any beach. - Okay, okay. Well question, you ever been on vacation? - Yeah.
- Where'd you go? - I go to different places. - Where man?
- You know what? - Like (beep) you trying to-
- The Palm in Dubai was amazing.
- Okay, he's just flossing on all of us right now. - 'Cause you trying to
- Oh, you talking about - put me-
- some local (beep) you talking about Dubai. I've been to Dubai.
(audience laughs) (beep) I don't know, you
ever heard of a little place called, Dubai?
(everyone laughs) I said, oh (beep) Oh, the Palm? Oh (beep) Well I ain't talking about just the beach I'm talking about
literally a (beep) man-made billionaire island of sand
(everyone laughs) that is shaped in a form of a palm tree. That giant million dollar
homes of the most wealthiest privileged people on the earth
get to put their feet on. (everyone laughs) Well look, here's the
thing, sand and beaches go hand in hand and they're amazing but sand can be painful. Looks soft on your toes, but
if you hit it at high speed it's gonna knock the wind out
of you and make you bleed. Just like everybody in this
category, Sand Blasted. Take a look. (air swooshes)
(audience applauds) (upbeat music) Let it rip, beach time. (boy thuds)
- Oh! - Hey like, is it just me
or kids don't give a (beep) no more? Like look at this little
boy, he's just not caring. - No, he was so high,
there was no good ending. - Is this a all-boy beach? Like what is happening (laughs) (audience laughs)
No girls allowed. - [Rob] Coming in hot, I got this. No, I don't.
- Oh! - [Rob] Guys, the water's dry today. (everyone laughs) - Ah!
- Oh my goodness. (person thuds)
- And, oh! - Yeah, he hit it pretty hard. - [Rob] Oh, I think I see a
spot let me just flatten out and it at a 100 miles an hour. (person thuds)
(everyone laughs) How about a little sand, Deborah? (water splashes)
- Oh! - I mean, just like, nee!
- They tried to murder her. - [Rob] (indistinct) baptism. (everyone laughs) (can pops) (man mumbles) - [Man] Yeah, like, oh! Oh, oh.
(everyone laughs) - I just love the smile, it was so pure. - Wait, what the (beep)
- I had a great time. - I just don't understand
where he thinks he's just going to slowly walk down a giant cliff. (mumbles)
Oh look, a Frisbee. - [Man] Yeah, like, oh! Oh, oh! (audience applauds)
- Okay let's talk about the coast guard. How many coast guard
members we got in here? (audience cheers) Okay look, if you're
gonna join the coast guard you gotta love water. So, when I think about what
branch you might end up in I think you kinda like boats and beaches that you could end up in the coast guard. - Yeah, I feel like that
would be the one I go with. (everyone laughs)
- Yeah? (audience cheers)
- And I'd obviously guard the West Coast (laughs) (everyone laughs) - Well, just like you would have to be everybody in this next
category loves water. We call it, Aqua Men. (audience cheers)
(upbeat music) Well, I love water. (water splashes) But I love fishing. - Are you kidding me?
- Guy! (dogs barking)
- We're eating tonight darling.
(everyone laughs) - [Chanel] It literally looks like santa. (audience laughs) - Santa Clause in the off season. (everyone laughs) To be honest with you, times are tough. I'm on a fixed income. (everyone laughs) ♪ I've been smoking pot all day ♪ ♪ And I knew that this would work ♪ Woo! Woo! (audience cheers) - Man, crowd got all
pumped up on the shove it. They're like, trying to tell
me this guy can do shove? (audience cheers) Oh, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. (Chanel laughs) - I thought, for sure he was
just gonna be like (slurps) (everyone laughs) This man is in a boat, there is a moose. - There's a moose.
- Just trying to enjoy itself, doing a little bit of swimming. (audience laughs) This is how they actually
elect presidents in Canada. (man thuds on moose) - I feel bad for the moose. - [Rob] Look at this. (audience applauds) Got the whole "Jersey
Shore" crew back together and it's family vacation. Was that just like, so hey,
let's forget all this madness let's just go somewhere
and knockout a season? What got you to go back
do it in the first place? - We didn't film the
show for like five years. And I feel like everything was coming back like "Full House" and all this stuff. So, I was like, MTV let's just
bring it back for a season. And then they wanted more and more. And I'm like, oh my god,
I can't do this anymore. (everyone laughs) I'm too old. But when we came back,
we were like, all right we're older now, maybe we'll
be a little bit more classy. But anytime we all get
together, we just wanna rage. (audience laughs) I don't know what it is, but
it's like a formula for us. We're like, let's go out. - Yeah, look it's the formula that works and that's why it's into season three and why you gotta bail. You're like, enough is enough, I can't go on another vacation.
- I'm dying. - Everybody in this category
knows what it's like to be in chaos on vacation. Take a look at, Family Tripping. (audience applauds)
(air swooshes) (upbeat music) Let's go Mexico. That was good, send them Jeremy. - Send them.
- Oh god. - Wham.
- No! (everyone laughs)
- Right away. - Right away. - [Steelo] This dude's watching,
he knew the whole time. He's like a port.
- Wrong set. (everyone laughs) - [Rob] Oh boy, pack
them in, pack them in. Little Joe, oh!
- Oh! - No! - I love him trying to push it back up. (audience laughs)
- Here, here, use this. Use that.
- Why would you give them one piece? - Yeah, one piece.
- Yeah, one piece. - My kids get car sick, I
have a little emergency kit in my car because I have to get a bag out and I gotta get all the wipes. And I'm just annoyed because then my car smells like throw up. (everyone laughs) I'm used to it from me throwing up but not my kids. - They're two distinct smells.
- They're different smells. Yes. - [Woman] Open the door, open the door. (woman screaming) - [Rob] Oh, oh, got it, got it. (audience laughs)
- Oh, got it. - Oh my god.
- What a dog. - He's got your full backpack? You can still get it. You can still get it. Yeah, he got it. Run him down. Run him down. (audience laughs) You gotta keep running him down he's gonna wear down eventually. - No, but you get up on him,
you just scared for real? (mumbles) (beep) it's getting real now. - [Rob] Okay, where are we? - Yeah, I don't know.
- Where are we? - In the shorts and the sandals. - Yeah.
- Where are we? - [Steelo] She's in
sandals, he's in shorts. - [Rob] Okay, what? She's gone.
- Oh! - Oh!
- No! - What the (beep) did we just watch?
- Oh my god. - Man, what?
- Stop! - What? - Wait, we just lost the kid. - Oh my god.
- Oh, my god. - What type of vacation is this? - Bring my cigar.
- The kid, bruh, is gone. - I would die, no!
- Oh! - It's gone.
- Dee's gone. There you have it for, Family Tripping. - We gave you the (mumbles)
what happened with her? - Is she okay?
- That kid's gone. - Let's talk about early childhood, man. Tell me about the first time
you ever went water skiing. - I just remember, the first time I had my whole family there we used to go to this
little beach in Texas. So I had my training skis on. I was out there, my other
grandfather was on the jet ski pulling me. And my first time getting up, I got up. Somehow my trunks just flew off. (everyone laughs) And I don't even know how,
but I was literally just like. - And they came off? - Just like, dangling in front
of my whole family, like. - So they disappeared off,
they weren't at your ankles you were just naked? - They were in the water floating. I was literally, I had
nothing on but my skis in front of my family
like, what's up guys? I made it up.
(everyone laughs) Whoa.
- Okay. The lake can be a fun place and a place to get accidentally naked but it can also be a
place that can hurt you. Take a look at, Lake Aches. (audience cheers) - Three, two, one.
- Go. Here we go, let it fly. (air swooshes)
- Oh! (water splashes)
- Oh! - He came off that so fast.
- Yeah, this (mumbles) be jumping from like a
three story building. (kid screams) Whoa, the one kid filming it felt the pain from how far away it was. (kid screams) Coming in hot. (person crashing)
- Oh, oh! Oh!
- Yeah. I think it's attacked by a dog. He was waiting for him.
- Oh yeah. - That's his owner, hey, what you doing? What you doing? That was crazy. You're so bloody. Here we go, here go. (person crashes) - Oh!
- Oh! - [Rob] You never committed. - Oh my god.
- He just literally just jumped to his chest. (Rob shouts)
- Oh! - Good thing you got a life jacket. - Are you flying?
- This is fun. - [Chanel] Wait, that was so tight. - [Rob] Yes, it looks somewhat dangerous. Yeah, I got a enter tube that is Oh!
- Oh! (person thuds) - [Rob] Falling off! (Chanel laughs) This is gonna go bad already I already know what's happening. Here we go, long shot. (ball thuds)
Got him. - [Steelo] That was
probably the greatest shot I've ever seen. - This first category is people that are dancing with the devil
and they almost get caught by waves all they way to the
end, we call it, Wave Goodbye. Take a look. (audience applauds)
(air swooshes) Yeah bro, right here's gonna be perfect. Let's get that Hawaii shot. (mumbles)
(audience laughs) - [Steelo] Ah, where is he at? He's gone now. He's gone.
- It don't matter where he's at, he's with the crabs now. (everyone laughs) Look, bring it all the
way up to the still photo of this homie guy, pause. Trip of our lifetime! (everyone laughs) Okay, nothing like some body
boarding into some freak wave. (mumbles) Oh my god.
(waves crashing) Oh my god. - Bruh, you just
- What? - watched him go (beep) lamb in the... (audience laughs) Look at him there. He's knocked up.
- He is, he's like how the hell did I get here? - It's like the weirdest wave ever. (wave crashing) - You can laugh, but he's done. (everyone laughs) - [Rob] Yeah, pretty cool
selfie in my little (laughs) (indistinct) Ah man!
- Oh! - [Rob] I saved myself and my android. (everyone laughs)
- And my android. (mumbling)
- Okay, hey guys. - Oh no!
- Oh, no, no, no, no! - Oh!
- Oh no, not my scooter. (everyone laughs)
- She's checking her footage on her (beep) camera? Look at her. Man, I got a good shot.
(everyone laughs) - [Rob] What's up dumb ass tsunami? What's up tsunami (mumbles)? What's up tsunami, you ain't (beep) Oh, wait a minute. Oh, hey tsunami. (audience laughs)
Oh, oh, oh, okay. Yo, guess what? We call this tsunami cobbler. Oh, oh, bye.
- Oh! - Oh man.
- Bye guys! (audience laughs)
- There's nothing that he can do. She's gonna watch it happen. (audience laughs) - Because they also know, Suzy you always gotta make a big
deal and make fun of everything even tsunami's.
- Tsunami, Suzy. - Some of the greatest
places that you can go have water and slides. Have you ever been to a waterpark? - Yes.
- That's one of the greatest places you can go? - Period.
- A waterpark? - I'm talking if you
lined up top 10 places on the planet earth, that you can go and find yourself a good time.
- Like, destinations like.
- I'm talking all over the world,
forget the (beep) Louvre. - Okay.
- Okay? Forget about the (beep) Egyptian pyramids so (beep) what? They were built (beep) 16,000 years ago. - That's the Mid-West in y'all. 'Cause to me, waterparks
is just disgusting. (audience laughs) They're just disgusting. - It's a party soup, you know what I mean? - It is disgusting, man.
- It's a different vibe. It's a different vibe. Now have you ever been on a water slide? - Yeah, of course.
- Yes, love it. - I mean, yeah just talking about it.
- I won't go on the one that goes straight down though no way.
- Why? Why? - 'Cause I'm scared I
might fall out or something I don't know.
- That's right. You wanna know what? You could fall out and you
could get damaged and hurt just like everybody in this first category Slaughter Sides. (audience cheers) (upbeat music) Oh yeah, this one looks safe!
(man thuds) - Oh!
- Oh! - But to you, this is the
greatest place on earth. - Hey, I'm saying right
now I got so excited I almost wanted to leave the
stage and find this place. (everyone laughs) I was like, somebody fire up the car I'm going to Arizona, wherever
this (beep) rainbow's at. (man thuds)
Ooh, woo! Man, he rode his shoulders
all the way down. Time of his (beep) life, man. (audience laughs) Ah, he's in a tube? - [Steelo] This is just made up. - Ooh!
(woman thudding) - Oh!
- Oh! - She had been hitting her
head the whole way down, boys. - She's like, bam, bam. Oh, oh!
(water splashes) (audience laughs) Oh yeah. Come on, big Karen. There ain't no weight limits. (audience laughs)
- She's going way too fast. - Oh!
- Oh! (water splashes)
(indistinct) - That looked fun. - Damn, you're talking about
big Karen in the summertime. (audience laughs)
- Big Karen in the summertime. - Big Karen has no limits, okay. - No limits (laughs)
- I feel like she's living her best life right now. (audience laughs) - What happened to the third person? - Man, he literally disappeared. - Yeah.
(audience laughs) Is it just me?
- This (beep) person literally is just gone.
- It was three people one of them did not make it. (audience laughs) No, he's just not there anymore. - Man, where
- He just disappeared. - where did he go?
(audience laughs) (upbeat music)
Ooh, too much power.
- Oh no. - [Audience] Ooh! - Where were you going? - Man, like she was not
supposed to end up on her face into scorpion in the sand, that's poetry. - Oh, she not supposed to come out of it? - No.
- Okay. That's a good scorpion though. (woman thuds)
(audience laughs) - [Rob] There we go again. Big Karen be free! Oh, oh!
(woman thuds) - Oh!
(water splashes) Oh man. - What happened?
- I love the little Ohio Dreams. (everyone laughs) - For real, I mean, right here everybody here is talking to my heart. (audience laughs)
You know what I'm saying? When we're in Ohio, we love our parks. We will wait in line to
slide down a water slide. (audience laughs)
There you have it for, Slaughter Slides.
(audience cheers) Okay, goes without saying that
we all know that duct tape is the greatest invention
in the history of modern man Okay.
- Okay, no I don't know that.
- What's the most creative way you've used duct tape to help your life forward? - Well this is stupid way.
- Oh (beep) - So I broke my pinky once
and that's why it's crooked still (laughs)
- And then you just taped it? - And I tried, I was
like, I'ma just put like a little splint on, just
duct tape it (laughs) (audience laughs) And I duct taped a pencil to
my pinky so it stays straight but it didn't work and now I
have a messed up pinky (laughs) - Look, it doesn't matter if it worked duct tape was there for you, okay. - It was.
- And duct tape is there for everybody, just like
in this category right here All Duct Up, take a look. (audience cheers) (audience laughs) - Whoa.
- Man, we're just gonna hang up here and party. (audience laughs) - Yeah, I don't believe
that they've made better use of duct tape than I did.
- Does duct tape mean real Spiderman came to see them? (audience laughs) - This is really hard to execute. Double man bunk bed. - It looks like a cocoon. (audience laughs) - Oh. - Hey.
- Oh, hey. I'll be here all night. (audience laughs) Oh, it will work. And leave me here by my, oh oh god!
(audience laughs) - What? She might've died, bruh. - That was like, legitimately. - [Steelo] She might've
died, she started fighting for her life immediately. - Fighting for her life. (audience laughs)
- Immediately. - [Rob] Man. - Yo.
- Okay. - What happened? First of all, your feet
are not that big, are they? (audience laughs) That's a (beep) clown shoe, right there. (audience laughs) - Legitimately a duct tape clown. (audience laughs)
I'm fine. - He ordering new shoes online. (everyone laughs) - All right.
- You gotta do what you gotta do.
- Tell you what's not gonna happen, this
trunk ain't coming open. (audience laughs)
Okay, all right. I thought his car was broken,
he's just hauling something. - Yeah.
- You never even gonna get this thing out.
(audience laughs) When summer rolls around,
do either of you guys feel pressure to get into shape? - Oh yeah. - Do you feel pressure
- Yeah, of course. - to get into shape? - I'm always my fattest in the winter. And then I get right back
into my zone in the summer. - Okay, so what's your strategy? Do you try to do it all in a week? You just don't eat for
two weeks and workout five times a day?
- No, I eat but I just work out extra, extra hard. - Okay, okay, we're just
like all these people, right? Because they're just like,
damn, summer's like tomorrow (audience laughs) so I gotta get to work today. The category of working
out a little bit too fast Summer's Tomorrow, take a look. (air swooshes)
(audience cheers) (upbeat music) I got this! Okay, 10,000 in 10 minutes. 10,000 in 10 minutes, come in Deborah. - I wanna know what workout
music she's listening to. (audience laughs) - [Rob] 30 second packs. - Those are five pounders. - It's not the weights,
it's the number of reps. And then like two weeks
later, he's just like (grunts) (audience laughs) Summer, summer, summer,
summer, summer, summer. - I feel like he's a dancer or something.
- He's definitely look at his hands, he's
definitely a dancer. - He's got spirit fingers
while he's working out. - [Rob] Here we go, and thrust. (upbeat music) (audience laughs) - Oh, my god.
- I wanna get rid of this stupid baby fat. - He's having the best time of his life that's the cutest thing I've ever seen. - Well he's gonna have a ripped six pack and be skinny in no time. Oh, that works, okay. - [Steelo] What is this? What is this? - [Rob] Just working on my abs. - What is this? - Am I getting handsome? (everyone laughs) All right, here we go. Summer's right around the corner. Not only do I wanna be
strong, fit and look good but when I hit the dance floor I want my moves to be tight. (audience laughs) - [Steelo] He getting ready for Coachella. (audience laughs) - But we decided to set
this episode off with what happens when you go to
a real lake and get hurt. We call it, Getting Laked, take a look. (audience cheers) (air swooshes) (upbeat music) - [Rob] I'm good, it's just water. - Oh!
- Oh! (beep) swim it off, Kevin. (audience laughs) (mumbles) back, I mean it's just like where are you guys gonna
get a whole lake to get to. - He looks like spider monkey. - The spider just got thrown. - Oh my!
(man thuds) - Oh!
- Oh! (beep) - Nobody's jumping in the pool. (audience laughs) (upbeat music) - [Rob] Slippery when wet. (man thuds)
- Oh! - Oh!
(beep) - They got him supreme. - [Rob] There's the mark. (man thuds)
(beep) - As a pro basketball
player, you ever been running got tripped up and hit
face on the hard wood? - That right there, ain't
nothing touching that. (audience laughs) - [Audience] Oh! - Pause it, pause it, pause, what? - He just looks so privileged, doesn't he? - This is just a small white
child on the edge of a boat. Everybody was like, oh (beep) (audience laughs) There's (beep) going down
for little Timmy right now. (Chanel laughs) Go ahead, Timmy. (boy thuds)
Oh! - Ooh!
- Oh! - Wait, wait, wait, go back. - That's his mom, devil, you can tell with that wrinkled ass elbow. (everyone laughs) You can tell that's his mom. That (beep) look like a face. (everyone laughs) - It really is like a
little monster, there. (everyone laughs) Got that tat that knows what she's about. (woman screams) (woman thuds)
- Oh! - [Rob] Oh, big Karen got laked again. (audience laughs) It looked good. (everyone laughs) Okay. This hole here is a scar four. (ball clanks) - Oh!
- Oh (beep) No, no.
- Yeah. - No.
- Yeah, yeah. - Looks like both of them. - It hit him, then hit him? Wait, no.
- Oh, it really hit him. - It hit the pole, and hit
his head, and knocked him out. - Oh (beep)
- You just got laked. (audience applauds)
