- I'm gonna prank my dad.
(upbeat music) - [Narrator] Luckily your dad gave you the most sophisticated
camera equipment of all time. (laughing) - Throw this trash out. - Oh no! - There he is. (audience laughs) - It looked like a (beep) whack-a-mole (glass shatters) (audience laughs) - Recently Justin tried to punk me. What happened when you tried to punk me? - It just didn't work man. (audience laughing) - What did I say? - You said this is fake as... (cast laughs) - To give you an idea the
only 100% full proof way to punk me, because I'm unpunkable, is to get popcorn. - To get what? - To get popcorn. - Ladies and gentlemen
introducing, Popcorned! - No, sit right there nothing's going on. I'm just gonna turn these little dials. (seat explodes) (audience laughs) - Come over and watch the
game. (audience laughs) - Later! - Later! - Look, he just think he's
here just smoking a cigarette. - Aww man! This dude has a heart problem, man. Y'all chose to popcorn him. - He's drinking and
smoking, that's fucked. - Drinking, smoking, clearly on the edge of death here. (cast laughs) Do not popcorn a 70 year
old smoker and drinker or they will die. I don't know what happened in this video. (explodes) - Go back, go back. This man right here gets
popcorned into a dummy. Look at him, look at him. (cast laughs) - Oh yeah, I guess I'll
just sit on this one with the white towel. (explodes) - Oh my gosh! - Oh, what.
- What the (beep). - Okay, okay. I don't know if you've
ever been through this but if you experienced deep,
deep pain in your anus, your number one thing to do is pucker. (audience laughs) - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why do you know this? - I've been hit with a
skateboard in the hole. - I gotta make sure. - I didn't do anything but pucker, hoping that if I arched and tightened up that the pain would go away. Go back, watch the pucker
from the very beginning. You know the air went
straight into his stomach (audience laughs) Straight into his stomach. One more time, play it one more time. - Oh! - Catastrophic. Anyway, enough of that. Welcome to Ridiculousness. Today is a very, very special episode. The two people that mean the most to me than any other people the entire world. They birthed me. My parents, mom and dad or Patty and Gene. (applause) How was it to raise me? Was I a pretty good kid? - Yes. You didn't cuss. (audience laughs) - That you knew of. - Well, not in my presence. - When both of you were not there, I was F this and F that. - Oh, you were not.
- No, you were not. - Shizzy this and shizzy that. - No you weren't. - Alright when did I start cussing then? - When you moved to California. (audience laughs) - Okay, so I've dedicated
this entire first category to people who should be
ashamed of their pranks. It's called, You Should Be Ashamed. Take a look. Oh, nothing going on here. Just a dark hallway. (screams) Leaves. Face. (audience laughs) (screams) Looks like a jack off in the box. (laughs) - (screams) Jesus! God. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You watch your mouth, okay. Go ahead. (screams) That doesn't even look like a fake snake. Looks like a tie. (audience laughs) Pause it. What's gonna happen here, Dad? - Somebody's gonna get hit in the head. - Go ahead. Hi, can I get a a.m. wake up
call with crap in my pants and a little bit of doo-doo on my legs? (fireworks popping) (man snores) - What the heck! - First of all, I don't care
what type of prank this is, you have no reason to be spreading here. (audience laughs) Okay, you should be ashamed. (audience laughs) - Oh my gosh, that's disgusting. - Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
- That is so disgusting. - He should be ashamed. Should he be punished? - You don't need to be re-running it (audience laughs) - Oh man. - Piece of (beep) - Whew! Okay mom how was that? That wasn't too disgusting was it? - It was pretty disgusting. - Okay, as part of your
television program, you are in the streets fooling
with people's emotions, is that correct? - Yes, it's an emotional journey. - Has anyone ever tried to kick the living (beep) out of you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are upset when I
mess with them in public. - What about the guy when he like maybe you were mic'ing some pizza. - He was upset. - Then you got in, he never hit you? - Yeah, no. He threw his pizza at me. And then he wooped his penis
and testicles out at my face. (audience laughs) And I don't know why we
didn't put that part in. And then we're like, "Sign this release." He's like, "Man, I ain't signing (beep)." And then we're like,
"We'll give you 50 bucks, and a slice of pizza. And he was like, "Man, you
guys are alright man, yeah. (audience laughs) What time does the show air? Alright, dedicated to you, the category, Prank Me And I'll Kick
The (beep) Out Of You. - Oh man, you don't wanna
(beep) with the garbage guy. - What's up bitch. (audience laughs) - You are (beep) lucky
I don't (beep) you up! - Get a room you two, am I right? Those two are in love. Alright, you guys asked for it. (audience laughs) I'm working my (beep)
ass off up here, okay? - This guy speaks, we all gotta laugh or that dong's coming out, okay? Let's stay dong free. Oh, it's like a movie, it's like a movie. We're out. (audience laughs) Okay, alright, okay. This zombie, you talking
'bout zombies now? - Ah yeah, you (beep) up. Now you got all of our future after you about to kick his (beep). (audience laughs) - Hey sweety. - Hey, what's up? What are you up to? - What a woman, that's my
future ex-wife right there. - Do you wanna be my first kiss? - Hey, I'll tell you what. - I'll tell you what. - He's eating yogurt. - If you kiss me... - Yeah.
- Okay. - I'm not gonna have a problem with it. I'm gonna enjoy it. (audience laughs) - Pause it. - He was trying to say
something smart ass, and tough and it just came out wrong. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm gonna enjoy it. It's going to be a beautiful relationship. - Reckoned. - It was the most technical upper-cut. - Here's the thing, I am prank proof okay. - Your prank proof? - That's it man. - That makes me want to prank you. (audience laughs) - But, I am good with
unexpected scares, too. You know what I mean. Say you were like running around here. I was just like (sniffs) fazed you though. (audience laughs) I am a rare breathing individual. And yeah your might say,
will that is not very fun when you go to a not scary farm and you can see the gull
coming around the corner. (audience laughs) It is just sort of a thing. And I am just like everybody
in this entire category. - Prank proof. Take a look. - How about a little bit of keeyaaaat. (audience laughs) - Gotta force field. He died as he lived sucking his own thing. (audience laughs) (beep) (upbeat music) (bang) (audience laghs) (beep) - He knocked her. - I love that he looks
up and never looks down. - What happened? What happened? (audience laughs) - Prank it forward, bro. Tickle, tickle. (audience laughs) - Can you please help me out? I need a hand. - Okay. - Please just come! - Oh, you got it.
- Please! - Oh, man. (audience laughs) - Oh, oh, here it goes. It's going down, it's going
down, it's going down. - Gotta hate this family. (audience laughs) - She went from so excited to so sad. - She should have know. She was prank proof. There you have it. (audience claps) Let me tell you what, I am not
a big fan of getting pranked. - Me neither. - Okay, it always kind of bums me out. But, specifically when God does it to me. (audience laughs)
- Okay, Okay. - You know what I mean? - Yeah.
- Do you ever get pranked by God? - Yeah, like everyday. There's too many instances
to even get into it. - Okay. - Does this sound so (beep) sad. (audience laughs) - Man! I can't even get into the details but it is basically everyday, all day. - Oh, for example, yesterday, I'm in my kitchen, and a freaking branch from
the tree fell off the tree on my roof. It sounded like a bomb. (gasps) I think, I might've
peed my pants a little, I'm not gonna lie. I was trying to wear these underwear. (audience laughs) - So, she really peed. (audience laughs) - So, you really peed.
- I was scared. - No, the branch was still on my roof. I will send you a picture. It's a big ass branch. Like, I had... - No, no, no, that's not the point. You peed on yourself. You keep telling me the branch. - Honestly, just a little bit. I was scared. God scared me. You know what I mean? - He is a heck of a trickster, you see? (audience laughs) - He made you pee yourself, okay. Or a whole lot of things
like this next category of God pranks. Take a look.
- Oh God. (audience cheers). - Ay, marks here. - You have so much (beep). - Yeah. - You've got to react. (audience laughs) But, you know mark was like trying to go in and talk to the girl. He's just like I am just
going to go to her house, and knock on her front door. Okay God! (audience laughs) I am going to go away. I need another. You need nothing. Aww man. God said enough's enough sir. (audience laughs) I just wanna have a sip. Come on, God! (audience laughs) Nothing to be worry about here, especially not a random water bottle. - She turned around. - She is looking this way, and that water bottle takes off. (audience laughs) - That's funny. I'm just livin' life. - That's is what I am
worried is going to happen with the tree next to my house. - Hey, guaranteed. He
did a little pee pee. (audience laughs) - But, he did it in the snow, so he good. (audience laughs) - That's hilarious - Oh my God! - That is so (beep) up. - That is so perfect. (audience laughs) - Ah man. (audience claps). - As technology has
evolved, so has the pranks. You know what I mean?
- Yeah - It used to be back in the day, you get something stuck on you back. You know what I mean? Be kicked. Yeah you get wooped because one of these. You got something right here. - Yeah. (audience laughs)
- Right? - Old but classic, classic! - Not(beep) anymore, you know what I mean? You get some weird text
message from like a friend. What the (beep) is wrong with you. Then it turns out they
just had that little app where you can text
somebody with their number, and it shows up as their number. You know what I mean?
- Many people caught up right there. - Yeah.
I mean, it was hot for like a year or two, and then it stopped. - It did. - I think everybody
started feeling guilty. (audience laughs) - People were breaking
up with (beep) families and (beep). - Families breaking up, friendships getting ruined. - People died over that (beep). - (beep) getting shot over that (beep). And we (beep) self-regulated. We said hey, (audience laughs) We took it a bit too far on that one. Let's kill that (beep) phone number. (audience laughs) This category dedicated to modern pranks. Take a look. (audience cheers) (upbeat music) - I love this, I love this. - This is so amazing - Shameful, you know she is in a panic. (audience laughs) - Oh he smacked it. - He did. - Damn you tricksters. - Oh tricky stuff. - Hello. - Tricky stuff. - Hey, she still got it. - Okay. - She still got it, though. Oh, oh my god! - Why send a guy in, who's six foot tall and can shoot around the corners, when you can send this guy in? - Here it is all over. This is how I picture modern warfare. (audience laughs) - It is all over. (audience laughs) - What's up? That's me! - He just don't like her eyebrows. (audience laughs) - Oh man. They are not even security bro. - They are construction. What is that? - Ah this is great!
- Ahhh man. (audience laughs) - This is great! - Here he is. - Well, look at this. I could push a button, or I could just clap this thing on. (audience laughs) - He need the right rhythm. He put the bag there. He was like, my (beep)
rhythm is off today. I got to put the bag down for this one. It's getting complicated. Excuse me, sir. He is like clapping them hands. Sir!
