- If you don't get your,
"Look up Marlon, say cheese," the (beep) up out of here. (audience laughs) - If you don't get your weird
outfit ass out here (beep). It look like you sit knees
first (beep) on the couch. Look at this. (audience laughs) (scream) (upbeat trumpet music) - Dude I'm 'bout to bring out here is one of the hottest rappers in the game. (audience cheers) They say he one of the most
controversial dudes in the game. Make some noise for Ski Mask The Bird God. (audience applause) Ski Mask The Bird God. What is? - Who the (beep) that (beep) is? - What's up, man? - What's up, Nick? - Y'all know Ski Mask? (audience cheers) - Ain't no Ski Mask! Ain't no-- (audience cheers drowns Karlous out) - [Chico] You can't call nobody? You can't-- - [Emmanuel] Brotha! - You can't fire me! I come to this show when I want to! - We all agree with you. You damn right. Y'all keep it going folks. He can't be fired. He too talented and too crazy.
(audience cheers) It's Karlous Miller. Wild Out! - Your topic is tattoos. ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ ♪ Wiz, don't let me have it ♪ ♪ I'm way above average ♪ ♪ Me and you, yeah ♪ ♪ Think we both tatted ♪ ♪ Yeah we both tatted ♪ ♪ I got a lot ♪ ♪ I'm getting tattoos ♪ ♪ And I never stop ♪ ♪ He'll never stop ♪ ♪ I'm doing the wop ♪ ♪ We 'gon go out here ♪ ♪ And make it pop lock ♪ ♪ Make it pop lock ♪ ♪ No you can't stop me ♪ ♪ Told you before ♪ ♪ Imma ink my whole body ♪ ♪ Ink his whole body ♪ ♪ That's my real fellow ♪ ♪ And everybody he know ♪ ♪ Black and yellow ♪ ♪ Black and yellow ♪ ♪ I make that ish hurt ♪ ♪ Got so many tats it look like a shirt ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ - [Nick] Wild out! - Homeless people do this
with the money you give them. (ringing) (beep) - All right, Trump. She got over the wall! (audience screaming) (dinging) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! - Do the Gwara Gwara. (audience cheers) - [Audience] Aye. Aye. Aye.
(ding) (audience laughs) - Do the This Is America. (audience cheers) - [Audience] Aye, aye. Aye, aye. Aye, aye. Aye, aye. (audience laughs) (DJ D-Wrek laughing) (dinging) - [Nick] Wild out! - On the rope! - Clayton, your nose look
look like a soft (beep). (audience laughs) - Justina, you use your
nose to pick locks. You don't get outta here Sandra
Bullock face ass muh (beep). (audience laughing) - Clayton, you big for no reason. Big head, big hands, big feet, small (beep) having head ass boy. - [Audience] Oh! - Big (beep) having ass
with that "God damn big boy you got going 'round here! (audience laughs) I got to pick my kids up from school!" (laughter) - [Emmanuel] You, out! - [Audience] Got damn! (ding) - [Nick] Wild out! - You sexier in person. - [Audience] Woo! - [Hitman] You know what? If you 'gon let me show
you what I do to you after the show, just leave
that water in your mouth. (audience laughs) Oh, I got a chance, huh? I see you later. - How about me? Can I have some sex? (audience cheers) (ding) - [DC] The way you spit
that, god damn, girl! (audience laughs) - Sky! - I'm sorry. Aw, don't nobody give a (beep). - [Nick] Wild out! ♪ This is Atlanta ♪ ♪ The home of black show biz. ♪ ♪ But what I didn't know ♪ ♪ Is that out here,
dudes be wearing wigs ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪ (ding) (audience screams and applauds) ♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ (RIP laughs) ♪ This my cousin Tasha ♪ ♪ She's aggressive ♪ ♪ She be harming me ♪ ♪ But look ♪ ♪ Don't she look like Bizzy Bone ♪ ♪ From Bone Thugs N Harmony ♪ (buzzer)
♪ At the-- ♪ - Man, that bald head (beep) me up, man! I can't think after that
damn bald head, man! Y'all seen that (beep). The (beep) boom, man! (audience laughs) I thought the (beep) head blew up, man! (audience laughs) I can't (beep) think. I'm sorry, ma. (mic thumps) - Man, your head look like
an ash tray 'round the web. (audience laughs) (dinging) - [Nick] Wild out! ♪ I said I ♪ ♪ Love my voice ♪ (Chico Bean coughs) ♪ I lost my voice ♪ ♪ So I sound like ♪ ♪ Mm-Mm, aa-aa ♪ ♪ Mm-Mm, aa-aa ♪ ♪ Mm-mm, aa-aa ♪ ♪ Mm-Mm aa-aa ♪ ♪ Mm-Mm aa-aa ♪ ♪ Mm-Mm aa-aa ♪ ♪ Mm-Mm aa-aa ♪ ♪ Mm ♪ ♪ Look riding around in
the Bentley with it ♪ ♪ Everybody know I got it ♪ ♪ Wait, riding through
the whole hood with it ♪ ♪ Bouncin' like it's hydrolics ♪ ♪ Wait, bad little bitty riding with me ♪ ♪ And she about to give me noggin ♪ ♪ Wait, I ain't have to
go and finish school ♪ ♪ Cause I dropped out of college ♪ (Emmanuel stutters) - Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh Okay! Okay! Awwww (beep)! (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience applauds) - That's my 'lil brother, y'all. My blood brother. Yeah he wanted to be
something with his life and look at him. He a college graduate, now he on the show. (audience cheers) - Remember all that
stuff you was telling me about Los at the crib? So we 'gon get to the bottom of this, bro. We 'bout to find out right now. - [Emmanuel] Shoes. Big ass shoes. (audience laughs) I'm on your team. I'm sorry. - [King] Man, leave me alone. Aight. - [DC] Are the (beep) shoes big? (audience laughs) - [King] Ah. ♪ I said they call him Big Stomp ♪ - Cannon's got big feet!
♪ Big Stomp ♪ - Anyway, I'm trying to ask your man some very important questions right now-- - [Chico] Let your shoes ask! (audience laughs) (DC screams) - Order in this court, please! DJ D-Wrek! - He want the shoes, nothing but the shoes. (audience laughs) (DJ D-Wrek laughs) (buzzers) - Shoo! - Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! - [King] All right. - Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! (everyone laughs) (dinging) (horns) - [Nick] Wild out! ♪ You say I dress like a step-dad, bruh ♪ ♪ You dress like a 13-year old ♪ ♪ So what's that all about ♪ ♪ I done put lights in Africa ♪ ♪ Don't make me put yours out ♪ (dinging) (horns) - [Nick] Wild out! - On the rope! - Girl if you don't get yo... sexy ass up outta here? - Boy, you so ugly I'm talking so loud 'cause your ears so small. (audience laughs) - Man, girl if you don't get yo, I'm staying at the Marriot
downtown I'm on the 16th floor ass up outta here! - Well, that's good because your teeth look like hotel pillows, so it makes sense. (audience laughs) - Oh! (whistle blows) (whistle blows) - You, out! - [Audience] God damn! (ding) - [Nick] Wild out! - Things Cortez gets mistaken for. - Let me go. It's about me. - I got you. (ringing) - What is this button? (audience laughs)
(ding) - Hold on. - Man, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. (ringing) - What is the joy stick from Ms. Pacman? (audience laughs)
(ding) - We are killin' it! (ringing) - Who is a cicada?
- [Clayton] Let's go! (ding)
(ringing) - What is a big toe?
- [Clayton] Let's go! (ding)
(ringing) - What is a nut sack?
- Let's go! (ding)
(ringing) - What is a light bulb? (audience laughs)
(ding) (ringing)
- What is a house fly? (ding)
(ringing) What is Spongebob with
his jellyfish glasses on? (ding)
(ringing) What is a snapping turtle?
- Yo, relax! (ding) (ringing) What is a sesame seed on a hamburger bun? (ding)
(ringing) - What is a titty nipple, stupid ass? (audience laughs)
(ding) - [Nick] Wild out! ♪ Pick up, and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ - [DJ D-Wrek] Your topic is rumors. ♪ Pick up, and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up, and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ ♪ ♪ Pick up, and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ ♪ I know you heard I
taste like a Skittle ♪ ♪ But you'll never know
'cause I heard you little ♪ ♪ Heard that I'm little ♪ ♪ I bet you a stick ♪ ♪ I heard you on the show ♪ ♪ Because you slept with Nick ♪ ♪ I slept with Nick ♪ ♪ You know that's not true ♪ ♪ (beep) you just mad ♪ ♪ 'Cause I won't sleep with you ♪ ♪ I heard that it stink ♪ ♪ And that is a sin ♪ ♪ That's why you can't find ♪ ♪ You a boyfriend ♪ (ding) - You're a bitch. - [Nick] Wild out! (ding) - Give it up for the Grinch
that Stole My Food Stamps! (audience laughs)
(ding) - Give it up for the Throw Up Emoij! (DC retches) (ding) - The real definition
of a head of lettuce. (audience laughs) - Thank you, love, thank you. (audience cheers) Wild out! (audience laughs) - Okay, check it out. ♪ Girl I'm the king of the jungle ♪ ♪ I'll give you this banana ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm ready to rumble ♪ ♪ Yeah, they took me out the jungle ♪ (buzzer) - [DJ D-Wrek] You can't say king! - [Nick] You said king! Get 'yo ass over here, light skinned. - Oh, let me do it again. Let me do it again. - [DJ D-Wrek] No! No. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) ♪ Me and you on this
couch won't last long ♪ ♪ I chase around people with a mask on ♪ ♪ I peeping my peers ♪ ♪ Plus I been beefin' with
my sister for like 50 years ♪ ♪ Take stay in me route ♪ ♪ We could trick or treat ♪ ♪ Trick a trick with the candy out ♪ ♪ I mean here's another hint for you ♪ ♪ Plain in it ♪ ♪ This movie title ♪ ♪ Got my name in it ♪ ♪ Holla, we ain't playin' ♪ ♪ Holla, we ain't playin' ♪
(buzzer) No! I said Holla! Holla! I didn't say Hallo (beep) - You said ween though. Get your big head ass over here. - [Hitman] Holla! Holla!
- You still said ween! - No, Holla we ain't playin' not Halloween. - Man, I need some
smart people on my team! Wild out! (audience cheers) - Imma just be real. I'm Nick thoughts. I don't know why I came out here dressed like the pregnant thots
that be in high school. (audience laughs) That was a joke, but forget all that. Am I ugly? That's the reason why you
had spit that water out? That's why you had did that?
(ding) (audience cheers) So it's not true? So you will have sex with me? You will have sex with me? (dinging) (horns) I catch it for you. I catch it. (audience laughs) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers and applause) This is my third season
on the show, right? Yeah.
(audience cheers) How come you won't let me talk? (audience laughs) Y'all just bringing it all on me now, huh? It's just. - You know, it's crazy,
'cause I got a voice. - [Audience] Oh! - I'm 'gon say one thing
and Imma keep it real anyone of you beautiful
ladies come talk to me, I promise you I won't be speechless. - [Audience] Oh! - That's exactly why
we don't let him talk! Shut yo' ass up and get to
hoppin' back on over there! Your privileges have been revoked. (audience laughs) Wild out! - Your answer is things black people say while watching scary movies. (ringing) - What is if this white
(beep) trip and fall one more mother (beep) time.
(ding) (ringing) - On God if that was me, bro, I woulda (beep) that (beep) up bro! (audience applause)
(ding) (ringing) - What is yeah yeah I can talk don't even worry about it. I'm at the movies, but wassup? Yeah, talk to me. (ding) - (beep) that supposed to mean? (audience laughs) Tryna say we talk in the movies? (ringing) - Man, ain't nobody watching this movie. Come on go on give me (beep) (audience laughs) (ding) - [Nick] Wild out! - [DC] Waddup V?
- Yo waddup! Yo waddup! Talk your (beep). - I'm tryna tell you. - [Vena] Talk your (beep).
(audience laughs) Talk yo (beep).
- Oh, hell naw! - Talk then! - Talk it, D!
- Hell naw! (DC screams) - This (beep) put her titties in my hand! (audience laughs) (ding) (DC screams) ♪ Now listen ♪ ♪ What I'm bout to say
might hurt your pride ♪ ♪ But this how you dress when
you can't find your clothes ♪ ♪ And your Uber outside ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - [Nick] Wild out! - On the rope! - Hitman. First your teeth was small, now they large Baby boy, they didn't
have those in a medium? (audience laughs) (audience applause) - You, out! - [All] God damn! (audience cheers) - TKO! (ding) Wild out! ♪ The Wild Style need to
come with better rules ♪ ♪ I'm 'bout to do it bigger ♪ ♪ Than your little brothers shoes ♪ ♪ Than your little brother's shoes ♪ ♪ I'm 'bout to do it bigger than
your little brother's shoes ♪ ♪ Look at these ♪ ♪ These is his red boots ♪ ♪ They bigger than hell ♪ ♪ And you know he 'gon shoe ♪ ♪ Okay boom, step, boom, step ♪
(ding) ♪ Boom, step ♪ ♪ Do the Nick brother ♪ ♪ Chico stop playin' ♪ ♪ Ain't no need to amp ♪ ♪ You know his little brother ♪ ♪ Is the kick ball champ ♪ ♪ I said the kick ball champ ♪ ♪ He be bootin' it long ♪ ♪ His brother boots so big ♪
(ding) ♪ You know that you wrong ♪ ♪ Chico Beans, you do stand up ♪ ♪ Somebody should've remind me ♪ ♪ But Nick, bro, 85 South ♪ ♪ Talk like the bulls in the 90s ♪ - Oh, okay. (ding) ♪ Okay when you sound like (beep) ♪ ♪ When you run it sound like this ♪ ♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪ ♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪
(ding) - [Hitman] Aye, Chico. ♪ Nick brother shoes ♪ ♪ You know I be spittin' ♪ ♪ Imagine getting jumped and hearing ♪ ♪ Nick, tell your brother
get some kicks in ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - You on his team! Wild out! - Ah! Oh! ♪ I'm the king of the jungle ♪ (audience laughs) Okay! Okay! Listen, Okay. ♪ Now ain't 'gon lie ♪ ♪ This movie real good ♪ ♪ But I didn't see it ♪ ♪ Cause a (beep) from the hood ♪ ♪ Ain't gon lie ♪ ♪ This movie real hard ♪ ♪ If let me go down there ♪ ♪ Imma have you sounding
like that monster ♪ (Chewbacca noise) - [Wild N Out Girl] Star Wars! - Huh? - Star Wars!
- She said it! (Chewbacca noise) (dinging) (horns) - [Nick] Wild out! - Your answer is things white people say while watching a scary movie. (ringing) - What is, "Oh my God. Can you guys be quiet?" (audience laughs) (ding) (audience cheers) (ringing) - What is, "Yes, 911. It's some black people
watching a movie right now." (ding) (audience applause) - I got another! I got another!
(ringing) Um, actually that could never happen because the human body scientifically doesn't carry that much blood.
(ding) (ringing) - What is, "I was on you guys' side!" (ding) (audience laughs) - [Nick] Wild out! ♪ Pick up and kill it-- ♪ - Your topic is getting fired ♪ Pick up, and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up, and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ ♪ You didn't get fired ♪ ♪ I thought you retired ♪ ♪ Heard you on the radio
crying and crying ♪ ♪ Crying and crying ♪ ♪ (beep) you wish ♪ ♪ Man I didn't get fired ♪ ♪ (beep) I quit ♪ ♪ He said he quit ♪ ♪ I don't wanna go fast ♪ ♪ You need to put on ♪ ♪ This damn ski mask ♪ ♪ Nick you say you a boss ♪ ♪ Well you a liar ♪ ♪ You let the white people
tell me that I was fired ♪ ♪ How the white people tell
me I ain't got no job ♪ ♪ When the black dude was
the one to put me on ♪ ♪ The one to put you on ♪ ♪ And we 'gon keep goin
till the break of dawn ♪ ♪ Cause you my man ♪ ♪ Word is bond ♪ ♪ Don't leave me hangin ♪ ♪ You know what I'm sayin ♪ ♪ Okay, Nick ♪ ♪ I see that you wildin' ♪ ♪ We'll call it even ♪ ♪ Just give me $20,000 ♪ ♪ Give you $20,000 ♪ ♪ Yo, that's so easy ♪ ♪ I got that in my pocket ♪ ♪ You got it my neezy ♪ ♪ This is my show ♪ ♪ And you are my cat ♪ ♪ So (beep) what they talkin' bout ♪ ♪ You got your job back ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) ♪ Pick up, and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up, and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ (audience cheers) - [Nick] We came to play today. ♪ Uh, yeah ♪ ♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪ ♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪ ♪ Yo, you got a hit record ♪ ♪ It's hitting the top spot ♪ ♪ But your head not big enough ♪ ♪ Like my mascot ♪ ♪ Imma tell you like this, Duval ♪ ♪ You need to stop ♪ ♪ Because it look like you and
Hitman got your teeth fixed ♪ ♪ At the same shop ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - [Duval] All right. You gave him a bell (beep)? - That was good (beep). That was freestyle. ♪ Smile, bitch ♪ ♪ I don't mean no harm ♪ ♪ But I really rather hear your rap ♪ ♪ Than them boring ass poems (beep) ♪ (Nick laughs) - My poems is meaningful. Kiss my ass. (audience laughs) ♪ Ayo, Duval ♪ ♪ Yeah you got a hot tune ♪ ♪ You only live your best
life 'cause TI dropped you ♪ (ding)
- Oh! - I was never signed to TI. That's my dog, but I was never signed. Do another one. Go 'head. - Aight. Aight. Hold on. ♪ Ayo, Duval ♪ ♪ This is the real truth ♪ ♪ Those the baby shoes ♪ ♪ That we put in then rear view ♪ (buzzer) - This (beep) the same size as me! (audience laughs) - His feet are bigger! ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yo I wanted to be the
biggest cast mate ever ♪ ♪ That's a fact ♪ ♪ And then you went and hired him ♪ ♪ And that was that ♪ ♪ I mean I don't really wanna be mean ♪ ♪ But you look like J-Lo ♪ ♪ Yeah, J-low-self-esteem ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Hitman Holla ♪ ♪ Yo you do the mostest ♪ ♪ You got new teeth ♪ ♪ But when you breathe
it's Hitman Halitosis ♪ - Oh! (ding) ♪ DC Young Fly ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ Yo, DC, I don't mean to be rude ♪ ♪ But you so skinny it look
like you allergic to food ♪ ♪ With pants that tight, you
can't even get your lean on ♪ ♪ You the type to (beep) a bitch ♪ ♪ Wake up, and put her jeans on ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) You can't breathe in there, DC! - Aye. Aye, man. Stop that shit, man. (record stops) (audience applause)
♪ You keep coming at me ♪ ♪ And that is a damn shame ♪ ♪ You know what you need to do? ♪ ♪ You need to go to every
little kid birthday party ♪ ♪ And swallow the helium
out that balloon ♪ ♪ And maybe your voice'll change ♪ (audience laughs) (DC screams) (audience laughs) ♪ This (beep) DC can hula
hoop with a Cheerio ♪ ♪ You should change your name to CD ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're skinny enough ♪ ♪ To fit inside my stereo ♪ (audience laughs) (buzzer) ♪ I ain't even 'gon lie, bruh ♪ ♪ It's something you need to know ♪ ♪ I know why your ass still mad ♪ ♪ 'Cause every time you
get in somebody car ♪ ♪ Your feet still don't hit the floor ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) He be like, "Damn, why your car so big? (DC laughs) ♪ My feet don't hit the floor ♪ ♪ And yeah that's cool,
that's wassup with me ♪ ♪ But go 'head, tell the people ♪ ♪ That before you had a career,
you used to look up to me ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (ding) ♪ That's right ♪ ♪ I did and that's true ♪ ♪ But guess what lil (beep) ♪ ♪ I grew past you ♪ - [Audience] Oh!
(audience applause) (dinging) - Wildstyle!
(horns) ♪ Uh, uh ♪ ♪ Melo, you look like you need some help ♪ ♪ This (beep) so black I thought
you showed up by yourself ♪ (ding) ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Aye, aye, aye ♪ ♪ You heard of dance break ♪ ♪ Well allow me to teach class ♪ ♪ I take my foot ♪ ♪ And break it in your scrawny ass ♪ (ding) - [Male] I believe him. - That's your new wrestling move? (audience laughs) ♪ Ayo Nick, I'm confused ♪ ♪ I don't really see the plan ♪ ♪ Where the hell did you find Beanie Man ♪ (audience laughs) - Nah, I gotcha. ♪ Look ♪ ♪ After I say this, Hitman,
you might get mad at me ♪ ♪ But with that skirt on ♪ ♪ You look like you're
wresting with your sexuality ♪ ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ He 'gon talk about my kilt ♪ ♪ Don't get me worked off ♪ ♪ I can (beep) your momma ♪ ♪ Without the skirt off ♪ ♪ Look ♪
(ding) ♪ Look ♪ - Uh oh - Waddup, ladies? Lemme get Justina. Right here, Justina. In the ring, Justina. Get these bars. Okay, here we goes. ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Right now, you need
to get cooked right ♪ ♪ If Orphan Annie (beep) black guys ♪ ♪ This is what it'd look like ♪ - [Audience] Oh! ♪ Okay ♪ ♪ Okay ♪
(buzzer) ♪ Look ♪ ♪ Imma tell the whole world
how you really a trick ♪ ♪ How you got up on the show
'cause you (beep) on (beep) ♪ ♪ Thinking that you hot ♪ ♪ Imma tell you that you not though ♪ ♪ You let everybody put
they meat up in your taco ♪ - Oh! (ding) - [MyVerse] Wait, wait, wait, wait ♪ Nick, tell the truth ♪ ♪ Nick Nick, tell the truth ♪ ♪ Were you being patriotic ♪ ♪ Or liked the way she
red white and blew ♪ Uh-huh - Oh, that's a bar. That was crazy! ♪ You thinking that you cute ♪ ♪ Hoping I might go les ♪ ♪ You such a thot ♪ ♪ You Jennifer Hoe-pez ♪ ♪ Girl, please ♪ ♪ My flow is too strong ♪ ♪ They call you MyVerse ♪ ♪ I'm a whole (beep) song ♪ - Whew! (audience cheers) (audience applause) - All right, all right. I'll see you next time, Justina. - Ayo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, what up? - Cut the beat (record stops)
(horns) (audience cheers) ♪ Nick, you think you bad
but you really my son ♪ ♪ Since you wrap your head like a girl ♪ ♪ Come get slammed by one ♪ - [Audience] Oh! - Okay, let's go.
(ding) (beep) I'll see y'all later. Who won? ♪ Conceited, ♪ ♪ You look like the most gangster smurf ♪ ♪ I've seen in all of my life ♪ ♪ You are so tiny ♪ ♪ That TI calls you his wife ♪ - Oof!
(ding) ♪ Ayo Sharone, you always a trip ♪ ♪ It's ironic you mention TI ♪ ♪ 'Cause your mother's always on the tip ♪ ♪ And then you said he calls me his wife ♪ ♪ Man that's no biggie ♪ ♪ Well you such a white bitch ♪ ♪ That TI calls you Iggy ♪ - Ooo! (ding) Bitch. ♪ Ayo, Ron ♪ ♪ Listen, I know you like the rapping ♪ ♪ But you so dark ♪ ♪ You make Michael Blackson
look like Michael Jackson ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - [Nick] That was crazy. That was crazy. - You so short you get off the bus and bump your neck on the curb. - Oh! ♪ That's true ♪ ♪ And we watching we watching wrestling ♪ ♪ You always in the background ♪ ♪ No wonder this the wrestling episode ♪ ♪ 'Cause I bring your girl ♪ ♪ And I give her the smack down ♪ (audience screams)
- Whew! (dinging) (horns) ♪ Uh, two-step ♪ ♪ I make this look easy ♪ ♪ This my show ♪ ♪ Please believe me ♪ ♪ But I love it when my
brother's out here achieving ♪ ♪ Give it up for Akon and Young Greasy ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (ding) - Come here, Akon. ♪ There's something you need to know ♪ ♪ There's something you need to know ♪ ♪ I wanna go to Africa so bad ♪ ♪ When you gonna let me go ♪ Naw (beep) for real. (audience laughs) I wanna go! (buzzer) ♪ I'm speechless ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - [Hitman] Come here, Bobb'e. - [DC] He stupid! ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Just be happy that you ain't dead ♪ ♪ Yo, Atlanta ♪ ♪ This'll be Tickle Me Elmo ♪ ♪ If he was raised in Bankhead ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (ding) - Hold on. ♪ Aye, Hitman ♪ ♪ I ain't think your
gums'll get no blacker ♪ ♪ And your teeth when from Dorito crumbs ♪ ♪ To Saltine crackers ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - Come here, Clips. Nah (beep). Come here, Clips. ♪ Hold up, nah ♪ ♪ You must've thought it's over ♪ ♪ Your team captain dressed like
a pack of Blueberry Gogurt ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - Wait, wait. - Nicholas Cannon, come here. ♪ Nick how you doing today ♪ ♪ I did not come here to play ♪ ♪ I am going to kick the space ♪ ♪ It look like you have a red
penis hanging from your waist ♪ (audience laughs) (audience drowns Chico out) - You talking 'bout what I got on? ♪ You talking 'bout what I got on ♪ ♪ Dog, don't make me mad ♪ ♪ Why your team captain up here ♪ ♪ Dressed like a step-dad ♪ ♪ And matter fact ♪
(ding) ♪ Don't even bother ♪ ♪ Yo, Akon ♪ ♪ You are the father ♪ - Oh, no. (ding) - Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. - Uh-oh! ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Speechless ♪ ♪ It's the 13th season, Nick ♪ ♪ I need my air time ♪ ♪ I know y'all get money ♪ ♪ This (beep) got a hair line ♪ ♪ Everybody saying that I look like Akon ♪ ♪ But you can't say (beep)
'cause your beard is taped on ♪ - Wait a minute.
(ding) ♪ My beard is taped on ♪ ♪ I'm glad you feel this ♪ ♪ I'm just glad you found some words ♪ ♪ And you're no longer speechless ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - What is wrong with you? Don't ever disrespect me. - Cut that beat, man. I'm over here (beep), man. Waddup, V? - Yo, waddup? - Waddup, V? - Yo, waddup? Yo, waddup? Talk yo (beep). - I'm tryna tell you-- - Talk yo (beep).
(audience laughs) Talk yo (beep). - Oh, hell naw! - Talk then! Talk it D!
- Hell naw! - This (beep) put her titties in my hand! (audience laughs) (ding) (audience laughs) (DC screams) ♪ Now listen ♪ ♪ What I'm 'bout to say
might hurt your pride ♪ ♪ But this how you dress ♪ ♪ When you can't find your clothes ♪ ♪ And your uber outside ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ You say I dress like a step-dad, bruh ♪ ♪ You dress like a 13-year old ♪ ♪ So what's that all about ♪ ♪ I done put lights in Africa ♪ ♪ Don't make me put yours out ♪ (dinging) (horns) - He has turned off the lights! He is the king. - Matter fact, I usually go first. This your show, dog. I'll let Karlous go first. - Imma bring some flavor in here again. Check this out. ♪ I said I'm coming off the top ♪ ♪ Like that dude wearing that wig ♪ ♪ Like that dude wearing that wig ♪ ♪ Coming off the top like
that dude waring that wig ♪ ♪ I don't have no sense,
but I came to do it big ♪ ♪ I came to Wild 'N Out because
I need to feed my kids ♪ ♪ You tried to fire me but
that just ain't what it is ♪ ♪ Ain't what it is ♪
(ding) ♪ I see you don't talk ♪ ♪ Everybody know the
whole black squad lost ♪ ♪ Because of your captain ♪ ♪ (beep) what happened ♪ ♪ How you get fired on your damn day off ♪ (buzzer) (audience laughs) ♪ The Wildstyle need to
come with better rules ♪ ♪ I'm 'bout to do it bigger than
your little brother's shoes ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) ♪ Than your little brother's shoes ♪ ♪ I'm 'bout to do it bigger than
your little brother's shoes ♪ ♪ Look at these ♪ ♪ These is his red boots ♪ ♪ They bigger than hell ♪ ♪ And you know he 'gon shoe ♪ ♪ Boom, step ♪
(ding) ♪ Boom, step ♪ ♪ Boom, step ♪ ♪ Do the Nick Brother ♪
♪ Chico, stop playin ♪ ♪ Ain't no need to amp ♪ ♪ You know his little brother ♪ ♪ Is the kickball champ ♪ ♪ I said the kickball champ ♪ ♪ He be booting it long ♪
(ding) ♪ His brother boots so big ♪ ♪ You know that you wrong ♪ ♪ Chico Bean you do stand-up ♪ ♪ Somebody shoulda remind me ♪ ♪ But Nick, bro ♪ ♪ 85 South talk like
the bulls in the 90s ♪ - Oh, man. (ding) ♪ When, you sound like the (beep) ♪ ♪ When you run, it sound like this ♪ ♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪
(audience laughs) ♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪
(ding) - [Hitman] Aye, Chico. ♪ Nick brother's shoes ♪
♪ You know I be spittin' ♪ ♪ Imagine getting jumped ♪ ♪ And hearing Nick ♪ ♪ Tell your brother get some kicks in ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - You on his team! ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ His shoes be boomin' ♪ ♪ When he walk ♪ ♪ The devil be like ♪ ♪ What y'all up there doin ♪ (audience laughs) (dinging) (horns) (audience applause) - Too crazy. I love you, man. I love you. I love you. ♪ Yo I came in the door ♪ ♪ I said it before ♪ ♪ I never let the black
squad win no more ♪ ♪ But here's something that's
been bothering me to my core ♪ ♪ Why the (beep) it
ain't no black people ♪ ♪ On the Jersey Shore ♪ (audience applause) (ding) ♪ Uh, yo, yo ♪ ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Yo, Nick ♪ ♪ Being a rapper wasn't in your plan ♪ ♪ You got a better chance ♪ ♪ Than Ron getting back with Sam ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (buzzer) - You got a better chance of
being on beat, muh (beep). (audience laughs) ♪ Ayo Bobb'e ♪ ♪ Aye, Bobb'e when I spit
bars I never hesitate ♪ ♪ Your body belong on a wedding cake ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ Look ♪ ♪ That wedding cake joke was very wack ♪ ♪ What you need to do is ♪ ♪ Give Ronnie his big ass shoulders back ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - [Conceited] Ayo, DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ D-Wrek] Yo, waddup? - Cut the beat (audience cheers) (horns) ♪ Bobb'e, your raps don't
really work for me ♪ ♪ You got the face for an old folks home ♪ ♪ And the body for a nursery ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ Chill Justina ♪ ♪ He was on That's So Raven ♪ ♪ But he ain't on that show anymore ♪ ♪ (beep) ain't she psychic? ♪ ♪ How come she ain't tell you
you was gonna grow anymore? ♪ (audience laughs) (buzzer) ♪ The Disney Channel jokes are cute ♪ ♪ I ain't knocking you ♪ ♪ But don't she look like
a trailer park version ♪ ♪ Of Kim Possible ♪ (ding) ♪ And you ♪ ♪ You wanna talk stupid ♪ ♪ If she Kim Possible ♪ ♪ Lil' (beep) you Rufus ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) - One more. Wait. Nah, yo. I want that mother (beep) that
was talking (beep) before. This guy right here - [Audience] Oh! (audience cheers) - You guys remember what
he said before, right? ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Jersey Shore is MTV's number one ♪ ♪ Don't act like you don't know ♪ ♪ Jersey Shore is the reason ♪ ♪ Why all of you still have a show ♪ (audience cheers) (buzzer) ♪ You talk about Jersey Shore ♪ ♪ What is that about ♪ ♪ We the new MTV ♪ ♪ Welcome to Wild 'N Out ♪ (audience cheers)
(dinging) - [Nick] Oh! ♪ Come on, come on ♪ ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪ ♪ Who is the freshest of them all ♪ ♪ From the window to the wall ♪ ♪ Y'all make some noise ♪ ♪ For the wizard of my balls ♪ (ding)
- [DJ D-Wrek] What? - He's the wizard of my balls. (Nick laughs) - Balls? (Wiz Khalifa laughs) - Wizard of the balls, pause. ♪ Ayo Nick, you my man ♪ ♪ You be burnin' too right? ♪ ♪ He tried to say his eyes was red ♪ ♪ 'Cause his turban's too tight ♪ (ding)
(audience cheers) - Facts! (audience applause)
- Come here, Bobb'e. ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Everybody know this is true ♪ ♪ When it come to battle rap, I kill ♪ ♪ That's what I do ♪ ♪ Aye, Clips, I keep the north tucked ♪ ♪ Bobb'e so small, I bet his GPS
only give him the shortcuts ♪ (Hitman laughs)
(ding) - Okay. ♪ GPS, shortcuts, I must
admit that was fire ♪ ♪ But you (beep) handle my
kids like a daycare provider ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) - Ah! - [Emmanuel] Ayo, Hit mad. ♪ Wildstyle battle ♪ ♪ I go full throttle ♪ ♪ He look like a genie ♪ ♪ Out a Hennessy bottle ♪ ♪ It's going down ♪
(buzzer) ♪ I ain't playin' no games ♪ ♪ Old school player ♪ ♪ That's my name ♪ ♪ I gotta pass the mic ♪ ♪ And I'm bout to murder ya ♪ ♪ Your up here dressed ♪ ♪ Like a Wild 'N Out burgler ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
(ding) ♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ Everything I spit has gotta be true ♪ ♪ Aye, and my rhymes just began ♪ ♪ You got your whole outfit
from Fashion Nova Men ♪ ♪ Stop playin', you're lame ♪
(ding) ♪ I say cheese ♪ ♪ You the heavyweight champion ♪ ♪ Of the daycare league ♪ (ding) - Aye, DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ D-Wrek] Ayo, waddup? - Cut the beat. - Oh! She took Con's whole...
(record stops) ♪ Con and Sharoy ♪ ♪ Aren't y'all two
supposed to be rappers ♪ ♪ I'm 'bout to eat you for lunch ♪ ♪ 'Cause the only way
you could get a hit ♪ ♪ Is if Wiz Khalifa pass you the blunt ♪ - [Audience] Oh!
(ding) ♪ You said we would only
get a hit from the blunt ♪ ♪ That was really phony ♪ ♪ 'Cause in the hood you're like a blunt ♪ ♪ 'Cause once they hit it ♪ ♪ They pass you to the homies ♪ (audience screams) (ding) ♪ If you wanna talk coming against us ♪ ♪ This is where the fun stop ♪ ♪ You're such a (beep) ♪ ♪ Every time you take a step ♪ ♪ It's considered a slut walk ♪ ♪ All right, Sharone ♪
(beep) ♪ I was at the slut walk ♪ ♪ And it really changed my world ♪ ♪ I was in the streets hoeing ♪ ♪ With your mom and your girl ♪ (audience screams) ♪ Imma tell you like this, haha ♪ ♪ That (beep) need some cushion ♪ ♪ You got your hair like
Rapunzel, but guess what ♪ ♪ Don't nobody wanna save you ♪ ♪ From that dragon ass (beep) ♪ (audience screams) (dinging)
(horns) - [Nick] Damn, DC! ♪ Marsh, man look ♪ ♪ Really I don't mean no harm ♪ ♪ But with all this fruit on your team ♪ ♪ You like Lucky Charms ♪ ♪ And you know I go
'till the break of dawn ♪ ♪ On and on ♪ ♪ And I keep it, word is bond ♪ ♪ Yo, you, I keep going ♪ ♪ Never broke ♪ ♪ So if he a marshmallow ♪ ♪ Then I want this hot cocoa ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) ♪ Ayo Nick ♪ ♪ Ayo ♪ ♪ Listen ♪ ♪ I've seen your dancing ♪ ♪ It wasn't impressing ♪ ♪ You should probably come to me ♪ ♪ And I'll give you a lesson ♪ ♪ I'll take it ♪ ♪ I'll take it ♪
(ding) ♪ I'll take it ♪ ♪ I'll take it ♪ ♪ Your music is wack ♪ ♪ Your albums never sold ♪ ♪ Listen, I'm silver ♪ ♪ But I'm the closest that
you will ever come to gold ♪ ♪ I'll take it ♪
(ding) ♪ I'll take it ♪ ♪ I'll take it ♪ - [Justina] Marshmallow, you ready? (audience cheers) ♪ In this goofy get-up ♪ ♪ You know it's gonna backfire ♪ ♪ Imma roast this marshmallow ♪ ♪ Like he at a campfire ♪ ♪ You are one marshmallow
I would never taste ♪ ♪ You only wear that mask
to cover your ugly face ♪ (ding) - Roasted! (audience laughs) - Ayo DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ D-Wrek] Yo, waddup? - Cut the beat. (audience cheers) (horns) - Actually, I'm gonna start it off. - [Audience] Oh! ♪ Can Conceited ride a beat ♪ ♪ The answer is no ♪ ♪ The day it happens ♪ ♪ Azalea Banks will
come back on the show ♪ ♪ And Justina ♪
(ding) ♪ You wanna diss Marshmallow ♪ ♪ But the kid won't sign you ♪ ♪ You're like a marshmallow ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're soft, white ♪ ♪ And everyone puts
their stick inside you ♪ - Whoa, whoa!
(ding) That's crazy. ♪ You said everyone pokes
they stick in me, Sharone ♪ ♪ Okay, boo-hoo ♪ ♪ Well then you must
be the graham cracker ♪ ♪ 'Cause everyone puts they
chocolate inside of you ♪ (audience screams) ♪ Black man-- ♪
(buzzer) What?
(audience laughs) That was crazy! Yeah, hold on man. ♪ I put this black man
versus this white man ♪ ♪ This a light shower ♪ ♪ If you played basketball ♪ ♪ Your name would be Dwight Powder ♪ (ding) ♪ You so racist, that W on your
short stands for white power ♪ (horns) - You all right over there, D-Wrek? - [DC] Hold on! - These buttons are close. (audience laughs)
- [DC] Damn! ♪ He don't like black nothing ♪ ♪ No black songs, black
women, no black dancers ♪ ♪ He ever cancels his Netflix ♪ ♪ Just 'cause they
uploaded Black Panther ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ Aye, Big Mac, you my homie ♪ ♪ But you really eat Big Macs
'till your neck explode ♪ ♪ You know how I know you hungry ♪ ♪ Cause you been staring at
Marshmallow the whole episode ♪ (audience cheers) (dinging) (horns) - Uh, uh, all right. All right, Nene, you stepping up. Okay. I come in like this. ♪ I know this girl, her name is Nene ♪ ♪ She get hot and bothered
every time she see me ♪ ♪ Pull up in my Benz
in my drop-top Caddy ♪ ♪ If you let me in, I'll
be Brent's step daddy ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (ding) - Uh, uh-oh. ♪ You can never be my step-daddy ♪ ♪ You ain't got the drip ♪ ♪ My daddy Greg Leakes ♪ ♪ And he is a slick pimp ♪ ♪ Can't rhyme like us ♪ ♪ We don't care about your Caddy ♪ ♪ Outside is a RAV 2018, buddy ♪ - Oh! (ding) (audience cheers) - Aye! Come on, come on! - Ayo, Bobb'e. ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Yeah I know how we get down ♪ ♪ Never the trust ♪ ♪ Whole black squad wack ♪ ♪ Y'all ain't (beep) with us ♪ ♪ Wanna join some alliance ♪ ♪ Football jersey, aw ♪ ♪ Who you used to play
for, the Little Giants ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - Ugh, look. - [Emmanuel] He mad, y'all. ♪ I may be short but let's be clear ♪ ♪ I rather have my height
than them small ass ears ♪ ♪ And you ♪
(ding) ♪ Boy shut the (beep) up ♪ ♪ Your nose so big you
smelled the sun come up ♪ (ding) - [Justina] Aye, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, waddup? - Cut the beat. (audience cheers) - Come here, come here, come
here, come here, come here. - Whoa, get 'em, JD! ♪ Check ♪ ♪ I'm the royal flush in the flesh ♪ ♪ You just a peasant in this clout world ♪ ♪ Somebody come beat this (beep) face ♪ ♪ This your newest Wild 'N Out girl ♪ - [Nick] Oh!
(ding) ♪ Aye, we on the stage on
a show called Wild Out ♪ ♪ He got on the same pants Nick had on ♪ ♪ In Roll Bounce ♪ Get your ass outta here. (ding) ♪ Nene ♪ ♪ How you a house wife ♪ ♪ But there ain't never
any peace in your house ♪ ♪ I know why they call you Nene Leakes ♪ ♪ 'Cause you got diarrhea of the mouth ♪ (ding) - Hold on. Wait one second. Oh, oh, I forgot. I done went left, here. ♪ Your fans think you're messy ♪ ♪ And they wish you would do better ♪ ♪ You should introduce your top lip ♪ ♪ To your bottom lip ♪ ♪ 'Cause they ain't never been together ♪ (ding) - She trippin' right? - [DC] I got you! - [Nene] Play on, player! ♪ I got you, Nene, don't worry. ♪ ♪ We 'gon ride (beep) ♪ ♪ You a real housewife ♪ ♪ She just a side (beep) ♪ (ding) (audience cheers) - You see what I'm sayin'? (horns) - [Nick] What, yeah, yeah, uh. Oh, aight. Sky 'gon step up. We do it like this. ♪ I gotta stay fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y ♪ ♪ I'm so fresh to death ♪ ♪ I might die d-die ♪ ♪ And you lookin' like an angel ♪ ♪ No lie l-lie ♪ ♪ So let me up in that heaven ♪ ♪ So I can touch the sky ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) - I got it. Come here, Clips. ♪ Yo, Hitman, I'm the baddest around ♪ ♪ When it come to battle
rapping I'm the best in town ♪ ♪ Look, I leave a murder scene ♪ ♪ Is it me or do Clips look like ♪ ♪ The head coach from Burger Kings ♪ ♪ Ayo, stop ♪
(ding) ♪ I could go all night ♪ ♪ I know you used to Black Ink ♪ ♪ But mine shoot out white, look ♪ - [Nick] That's nasty. That's nasty. - [Chico] All right
- Yo. - Okay.
- B. Simone. - Oh, wait, wait.
- B. Simone! - Hold on, okay. ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ You as hairy as a man ♪ ♪ The way you looking ♪ ♪ You could be your own boyfriend ♪ - [Audience] Oh!
(ding) ♪ You made a song about a cow ♪ ♪ I know you think you the bomb ♪ ♪ Ayo, Nick ♪ ♪ Chicken heads, they belong on the farm ♪ - [Audience] Aye! ♪ Doja Cat ♪ ♪ Here's something you won't believe ♪ ♪ I went back stage ♪ ♪ And found the rest of your weave ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ And I got loot ♪ ♪ If she don't wanna use it for her head ♪ ♪ Put it on your boots ♪ - [Nick] Kiss my ass!
(ding) - Yo. - Oh (beep) ♪ DC, every time I see you I say damn ♪ ♪ You look like the blue
monster from Space Jam ♪ - [Nick] Oh!
(ding) - [DC] Okay. All right. Check this out, look. ♪ Space Jam, now that ain't white ♪ ♪ That's why you look like
a fake ass Gucci wife ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - Gucci wife fine, I don't... - Aye, don't she look
like the fake version? - DJ, can you cut the beat for me? Huh? (record stops) ♪ Unh-uh, Chico ♪ ♪ Hi ♪ ♪ Chico, I know why you slow ♪ ♪ 'Cause your head is
shaped like a Idaho potato ♪ (buzzer) - I had to cut the beat for that? - Yeah! - That was very funny. (Chico laughs) Aye, come here baby. Aye. Aye. ♪ Yeah, I'm Chico Bean ♪ ♪ And I'm known to get cash ♪ ♪ I got a Idaho potato ♪ ♪ You got 'em stuffed in your ass ♪ (audience laughs)
(dinging) (horns) ♪ Back in the day when I was young ♪ ♪ I'm not a kid anymore ♪ ♪ But some days I sit and
wish I was a kid again ♪ ♪ You ain't been funny since The 6th Man ♪ ♪ And they used to say we looked alike ♪ ♪ But you look like me if
I was 60 and on the pipe ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ Nah ♪ ♪ A one hitter quitter ♪ ♪ Your outfit look like you
fell in stripper glitter ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) ♪ Okay, look, look ♪ ♪ Marlon in the house but
you know it's a bummer ♪ ♪ We all know Shawn's the
most talented brother ♪ ♪ So in this battle there's
one thing I gotta say to you ♪ ♪ You played a white chick ♪ ♪ And now a white chick's playing you ♪ - [Nick] Oh! Uh-oh. ♪ Imma say it like this
without no frustration ♪ ♪ You look like you fell
in some damn menstruation ♪ (ding)
- That's nasty. - [Clips] Come at me, Simone. ♪ Respect us or get murked ♪ ♪ I don't know if I should kiss you ♪ ♪ Or play checkers with your shirt ♪ ♪ You got a nice shape in the waist ♪ ♪ But besides D-Wrek did to Nick ♪ ♪ Nobody want your cake in they face ♪ (ding) ♪ Clips, why you actin' like ♪ ♪ You don't really wanna score ♪ ♪ Don't act like your
fat ass wasn't just ♪ ♪ Eating that cake off the floor ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - Ayo, Clips! I got something to say to you too. ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Yo, Charlie Clips ♪ ♪ I'm 'bout to handle you ♪ ♪ You're up here shaped
like a pizza spatula ♪ ♪ Come on, bro ♪ ♪ Nick shoulda been the
one to tell you this ♪ ♪ Without a (beep) cannon ♪ ♪ The clips is (beep) irrelevant ♪ - Oh, oh!
(ding) That was a bar. Go for it. ♪ You was sleep at Nick
house then he woke up ♪ ♪ Mariah complained so you the
reason that they broke up ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
(ding) ♪ That's why nobody wanna love you ♪ ♪ Besides the crowd ♪ ♪ They don't know you
Nick little brother ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, Imma tell
these haters one time ♪ ♪ You was with the band
showing Nick how to work ♪ ♪ When you was in drum line ♪
(ding) ♪ And let's talk about
your pants looking skinny ♪ ♪ Don't make me roll up
on you with the semi ♪ (ding)
♪ If this is South Park ♪ ♪ I'm 'bout to kill your
whole squad like they Kenny ♪ (ding)
♪ I'm rollin' through-- ♪ - Hold on. Hold on! - Damn, Clips,
- That's my brother, man! - Jesus Christ wait a minute. That's his relative! - Imma have to explain
that to my daddy, goddamn! (audience laughs) - [Conceited] Ayo, DJ D-Wrek. Cut the beat. (record stops)
(horns) (audience cheers) ♪ Bobb'e, you know I don't give a damn ♪ ♪ You be all on Instagram ♪ ♪ Marlon, you shoulda used him instead ♪ ♪ When you made that movie Little Man ♪ ♪ Aight, Con ♪ ♪ You my dog ♪ ♪ I don't hate you ♪ ♪ But I don't think Nick told you that ♪ ♪ I'm the one here to replace you ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) - Yeah, why not. ♪ This episode 200 ♪ ♪ And you know I'm 'bout to blow up ♪ ♪ If Nick clicked his
heels together two times ♪ ♪ Justina'll show up ♪ (audience laughs) - Oh. Oh. He stepped all the way up, too! Oh, aight. Aight. ♪ We know Soulja is a gangsta ♪ ♪ We know Soulja from the hood ♪ ♪ But he really a nice guy ♪ ♪ He really all good ♪ ♪ He ain't never been to prison ♪ ♪ He ain't never been a felon ♪ ♪ 'Cause when the police ask ♪ ♪ Soulja Boy Tellin' ♪ ♪ If he ever go to jail ♪
(ding) ♪ If he ever in a cell ♪ ♪ Them dudes in there'll
have Soulja Boy yellin' ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) ♪ Hell no ♪ ♪ I'll knock a (beep) out ♪ ♪ I take Nick (beep) and then
(beep) her on the couch ♪ - Damn! ♪ Real street (beep) ♪
(ding) ♪ You already know ♪ ♪ Well your chain look
fake like some snow ♪ ♪ Big Draco knock a (beep) down ♪ - Big Draco!
♪ ATL (beep) this my town ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) ♪ Look, you a cool cat but
he don't let the tool clap ♪ ♪ Michael Jackson called and he
said he want his shoes back ♪ ♪ I let the toe steam ♪ ♪ You got a jersey reppin' both sides ♪ ♪ 'Cause you big enough
to be on both teams ♪ ♪ With that ayo chill ♪ ♪ Dressed like a lumberjack ♪ ♪ Precious called me ♪ ♪ She told me she want her stomach back ♪ ♪ Aye, you're (mumbles) ♪ ♪ I named a draco Destiny's Child ♪ ♪ 'Cause I think you need a soldier ♪ ♪ Hold on ♪ ♪ Watch your mouth, boy ♪ ♪ You're in to get drastic ♪ ♪ With that draco I'm Drake, oh ♪ ♪ I come with a ratchet ♪ ♪ I ain't talkin' 'bout a Visa ♪
(ding) ♪ When I come with the plastic ♪ ♪ Disrespect Soulja and
you'll be inside of a casket ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) - [Nick] They rapping! - That was so gangsta! Let me get Clayton and DC to the front. - [DC] Oh my goodness. - Oh my goodness. ♪ Okay, Clayton, we all know you ratchet ♪ ♪ You look like Steph Curry
if he never made a basket ♪ (ding)
♪ DC ♪ ♪ I don't mean to be a hater ♪ ♪ But you look like Doug Funnie
if he grew up in Decatur ♪ (ding) ♪ Okay ♪ ♪ That's cool, but this is critical ♪ ♪ Yo (beep) is garbage 'cause ♪ ♪ Your outfit made of trash bag material ♪ (ding) - [Justina] Okay. - It must be Thursday. I'm 'bout to take her ass to the curb. - DC - Come on, Justina! ♪ Okay, DC ♪ ♪ Trash bag, yeah I'll take that ♪ ♪ But you Soulja boy if
he never made Crank Dat ♪ (ding) - Ayo DJ D-Wrek - Waddup? - Cut the beat. (record stops)
(horns) (audience cheers) - Hold on. Aye Soulja, man. ♪ You said you was in the crib ♪ ♪ Like fa...fa fa...fa ♪ ♪ Killed 'em with a big (beep) ♪ ♪ Soulja Boy the only thing
you ever killed in your life ♪ ♪ Was hip hop ♪ - [Audience] Oh!
(ding) - [DC] Uh-oh! ♪ Aye Conceited ♪ ♪ You dissing Soulja Boy's music ♪ ♪ You think that'll fold ♪ ♪ Crank that went Platinum ♪ ♪ How many albums have you sold? ♪ (audience cheers) (dinging)
(horns) ♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪ ♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪ ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ For 20 years I been stacking figures ♪ ♪ You's a crazy rich asian ♪ ♪ I'm a crazy rich (beep) ♪ ♪ Big pimpin' ♪
(beep) ♪ Spending cheese ♪ ♪ Big pimpin' ♪ ♪ But he ain't a thief ♪ ♪ And big pimpin' to the West Indies ♪ ♪ And I would bang your mom ♪ ♪ But I me no speak Chinese ♪ (audience applause) (ding) ♪ Last night ♪ ♪ You girl had dinner at my house ♪ ♪ I put my pork in her bun ♪ ♪ Beat them eggs and rolled out ♪ (audience applause) - [Nick] Beat them eggs and rolled out. (ding)
♪ Yay yay ♪ ♪ Yay yay ♪ ♪ Yay yay ♪ - Tariq!
♪ Yay yay ♪ - [Chico] Get yo' bitch ass up here. ♪ Listen ♪ ♪ What I'm 'bout to say
to you I'm not playin' ♪ ♪ How you 'gon diss your real daddy ♪ ♪ And start hanging with Canaan ♪ ♪ Listen ♪ ♪ I should beat your ass ♪ ♪ You the cast member that I
wish they got rid of the cast ♪ ♪ I'm mad ♪ ♪ It's true ♪ ♪ The most hated people in the hood ♪ ♪ Is Donald Trump and then you ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) ♪ You say you a street (beep) ♪ ♪ But that's not the fact ♪ ♪ I'm in the streets more than you ♪ ♪ I'm just a actor ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) ♪ Aye ♪ ♪ This is a show ♪ ♪ And I can be your friend ♪ ♪ But Imma knock your ass out ♪ ♪ If you touch me again ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) ♪ Y'all think y'all 'gon win ♪ ♪ How you figure ♪ ♪ I know all of y'all ♪ ♪ But who the (beep) is this (beep) ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪ ♪ This (beep) is this height ♪ ♪ The girls is like naw ♪ ♪ I'm tall dark and handsome ♪ ♪ Bitch I look like God ♪ - All right!
(ding) ♪ Look, look ♪ - [Bobb'e] No, stop, stop. ♪ What you need to do is pause, stop ♪ ♪ You take your hat off ♪ ♪ (beep) you look like Travis Not ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ Oh, oh ♪ ♪ I guess he thought he killed it ♪ ♪ But he look like ♪ ♪ What you talkin' bout, Willis ♪ (audience laughs) (ding)
- Hold on. Bobb'e, Bobb'e, check this out. ♪ Whoever he is, I don't care ♪ ♪ This (beep) built like he play ♪ ♪ For the Chicago Bears ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - Ayo DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ D-Wrek] Yo waddup? - Cut the beat. (record stops)
(horns) (audience cheers) - They let should let me go first. Can I go first? - White privilege. Go ahead. (audience laughs) ♪ If you diss my team ♪ ♪ I'll diss your team ♪ ♪ 'Cause in this battle you're losing ♪ ♪ Charlie Clips has more chins ♪ ♪ Than his family reunions ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (ding)
- Aight. ♪ Sharone, that's crazy ♪ ♪ I don't know why you
always tryna pop on us ♪ ♪ But we can never enjoy
our family reunion ♪ ♪ 'Cause you and your
people call the cops on us ♪ (audience cheers) (dinging)
(horns) ♪ Bring 'em out, bring 'em out ♪ ♪ I can't believe your wife
let you out the house ♪ ♪ I just got a text ♪ ♪ You can't even rhyme ♪ ♪ Because Alicia said it's go home time ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - [DC] Goodbye! That was a good one, Nick. ♪ Nick Cannon coming
with Nicki Minaj flow ♪ ♪ Look at his feet ♪ ♪ He got Nicki Minaj glow ♪ ♪ Come and dance and ♪ ♪ You go but slow pro ♪ ♪ Man don't such (beep) in slow-mo ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - [DC] Okay, Swizzy. ♪ Cash ♪ ♪ You thinking that you hot ♪ ♪ Imma tell you hardly ♪ ♪ You'll never be Nicki, Kim, or Cardi ♪ ♪ Speaking of rappers
let me bring it back ♪ ♪ You look like Remi Ma if
she started smoking crack ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay, okay.
(ding) That's enough. Aye, aye, hold up ♪ Say something else about Cash
Doll I'm getting ignorant ♪ ♪ I wanna announce that
Cash Doll got me pregnant ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ I'm the best at it ♪ ♪ I sound clever, don't I ♪ ♪ The red screen wack ♪ ♪ That's for whoever want it ♪ ♪ Look, I hire your friend ♪ ♪ I stay (beep) ♪ ♪ Karlous better get back ♪ ♪ Before he get fired again ♪ ♪ Look, DC ♪
(ding) ♪ You got a damn jar head ♪ ♪ And Little Bobb'e still
sleep in a car bed ♪ ♪ I'll tell you ♪
(ding) ♪ And a roosie lag ♪ ♪ If you take your panties off ♪ ♪ I bet it smell like juicy crab ♪ ♪ Look ♪
(ding) - [Bobb'e] Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Aye, Hitman. Aye, Hitman come back. Come back, my friend! Now come on, Hit. ♪ Now by now ♪ ♪ You should know better
than to mess with me ♪ ♪ Your teeth bigger than your
music career can ever be ♪ (ding) - Yeah you said something 'bout me too. ♪ You ain't a real gangster ♪ ♪ I don't care what you say say ♪ ♪ You don't fight people ♪ ♪ I saw you doing the Nae Nae ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - Look. Eminem's taught me. Come on, look. ♪ Now everybody in the 404 ♪ ♪ Put your mother (beep) hands
up and scream some more ♪ ♪ Now everybody in the 404 ♪ ♪ Put your mother (beep) hands up ♪ ♪ Listen ♪ ♪ Notice ♪ ♪ How the red team is standing tough ♪ ♪ But also know ♪ ♪ How none of them put they hands up ♪ ♪ Matter fact DJ D-Wrek go acapella ♪ ♪ Let me finish on these good fellas ♪ (record stops) ♪ See, DC, I did my research ♪ ♪ It took you a bunch of Vine videos ♪ ♪ Just to get on this show ♪ ♪ It took me one ♪ ♪ We all know that was
the (beep) challenge ♪ ♪ So if we talking God-given ♪ ♪ That's like comparing a
dog to a (beep) talent ♪ - Oh! ♪ That's crazy ♪ (ding) ♪ And that (beep) right
there is not true ♪ ♪ That's why your ass gotta be
somebody else on every show ♪ ♪ 'Cause these mother
(beep) don't know you ♪ - Okay, hold on!
(ding) Hold on.
(audience cheers) Hold on. (dinging) Hold up, hold on, DJ!
(horns) Naw, DJ D-Wrek hold on. Hold on. Hold on. - Give 'em one more. Give 'em one more. ♪ It's funny, DC ♪ ♪ I already knew what
you was 'bout to say ♪ ♪ How I'm only on the show ♪ ♪ 'Cause I can sing,
dance, and impersonate ♪ ♪ But hold on ♪
(ding) ♪ The ironic thing is ♪ ♪ I actually do a good
impression of dude ♪ ♪ But even when I'm doing
an impression of you ♪ ♪ Your baby mama knows I'm
the better version of you ♪ - [Audience] Oh!
(ding) - All right. ♪ That's cool ♪ ♪ But it's time for me to pass the class ♪ ♪ And since you wanna be Eminem so bad ♪ ♪ It was me, yo girl, ♪ ♪ And two other (beep)
at 4 in the morning ♪ ♪ Now that's what I
call a shady aftermath ♪ (audience cheers) (dinging) (horns) ♪ Uh, yuh, uh ♪ ♪ Yeah, I gotta testify ♪ ♪ Come up on my show ♪ ♪ I'm looking extra fly ♪ ♪ You was with Kanye on Touch the Sky ♪ ♪ But he traded you for Trump ♪ ♪ Now you extra dry ♪ (ding) - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ I got a funny feeling
that was pre-written ♪ ♪ But this right here,
I be taking it free ♪ ♪ I cap a Nick with a cape ♪ ♪ You should take this from me ♪ ♪ Every time you in my presence ♪ ♪ You should be taking a knee ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) ♪ Taking a knee ♪ ♪ I will never bow down to another man ♪ ♪ You got on your knees
in front of TV to land ♪ ♪ Don't wanna hear it, Lupe Fiasco ♪ ♪ You a rascal ♪ ♪ Coming off the top ♪ ♪ I'm hot like Tabasco ♪ ♪ You don't wanna see me ♪ ♪ You don't wanna be me ♪ ♪ I been doing this (beep) ♪ ♪ I'm like a genie ♪ ♪ Grant you three wishes ♪ ♪ With whoa ♪ Ah, hold on, hold on, hold. I'm just saying.
(ding) I'm just saying I do this, I do it. ♪ That was awful ♪ ♪ That was mother (beep) awful ♪ ♪ It sounded real fresh ♪ ♪ But it wasn't really thoughtful ♪ ♪ You a genie ♪ ♪ You belong in a brothel ♪ ♪ Why all of your (beep) ♪ ♪ All built like bottles ♪ ♪ Water bottles ♪ ♪ Not Coca Cola either ♪ ♪ It seems like you been
smoking on some reefer ♪ - Facts. ♪ This jacket is kinda fake ♪ ♪ Louis Vuitton never made those ♪ ♪ What's the bricks ♪ - They custom.
(buzzer) ♪ Custom don't matter ♪ ♪ You look like a package ♪ ♪ Of hotdogs on crack ♪ - [Audience] Oh!
(ding) ♪ You look like something on smack ♪ ♪ I thought that I saw you on smack ♪ ♪ Everything you ever said
was mother (beep) wack ♪ ♪ You really wish that you
was mother (beep) black ♪ ♪ And you really with that
you was mother (beep) that ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) ♪ Ain't that crazy? ♪ ♪ You had a hit song
called Kick and Push ♪ ♪ Those were the days ♪ ♪ Now, you get kicked and pushed ♪ ♪ Right off stage ♪ ♪ Ayo Bobb'e, they all smart ♪ ♪ I bet your momma still make you ride ♪ ♪ In a buggy at Walmart ♪
♪ Hold up, hold up ♪ ♪ Hold up, Hitman Holla ♪
(ding) ♪ Why don't you get in the trunk ♪ ♪ It was called Kick Push but
now it's Kick and a punch ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) - Hey, Justina. Let's do it, Justina. (audience cheers) Okay. ♪ Your voice is getting deeper ♪ ♪ But it really don't matter ♪ ♪ But season after season ♪ ♪ Your ass is getting flatter ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (buzzer) - Okay. ♪ Another flat ass joke ♪ ♪ Watch how I smash those ♪ ♪ I'd rather have a flat butt ♪ ♪ Than a loose ass (beep) ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) - [Nick] Pause. Pause. - Ayo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, waddup? - Corta la musica. - I don't know what that mean but I think - Cut the beat. - Yeah. - Conceited, right here. Front in center. Let's get it.
(audience cheers) ♪ I can't believe it ♪ ♪ You're shorter in life, Conceited ♪ ♪ When you're standing up ♪ ♪ It look like con seated ♪ ♪ Slow it down I just missed you ♪ - Oh!
(audience cheers) (ding) She went crazy. She went crazy. ♪ Well forget it ♪ ♪ Mexican lady, you get smashed heavy ♪ ♪ That cooch is mad smelly ♪ ♪ The only reason you want
Trump to build those walls ♪ ♪ Is because you don't have any ♪ (audience cheers)
(dinging) (horns) ♪ Yo, I'm lookin ♪ ♪ I guess it's ladies night
and the feeling's right ♪ ♪ We got some queens in the building ♪ ♪ And it's dynomite ♪
(audience cheers) ♪ And you know, I don't even
come if I ain't got it ♪ ♪ But why the whole black squad ♪ ♪ Smell like hair care products ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - [DC] Okay. ♪ Yeah, you do a lot of
things but you have no clue ♪ ♪ I got a whole damn family
that can out-hustle you ♪ - Facts.
(ding) Facts, facts. - Yo, Conceited, come here. DJ D-Wrek, can you cut the beat? (record stops)
(audience cheers) ♪ King of the Wildstyle ♪ ♪ You famous for saying DJ drop the beat ♪ ♪ Well I know you think
Imma say something gay ♪ ♪ Like DC come over
here and drop the meat ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) ♪ But I aint ♪ Okay, okay, okay I'm through. ♪ I'm through, I'm through ♪ ♪ 'Cause Con, Justina
said she (beep) you ♪ ♪ Your (beep) so small and (beep) ♪ ♪ I'm just 'gon walk right past you ♪ (audience cheers) (buzzer) ♪ Ayo, Jason ♪ ♪ I know you don't want play ♪ ♪ Somebody had to tell you this some day ♪ ♪ (beep) your booty
(beep) is more packed ♪ ♪ Than Cascades on a Sunday ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - [DC] Hold up, Con. ♪ I ain't 'gon lie, man ♪ ♪ With you up here I
don't know what Imma do ♪ ♪ I bet when you fart ♪ ♪ Your booty (beep) like...po ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) (record starts back up) - Y'all know y'all in trouble. - Come here, Swag. ♪ Okay ♪ ♪ Uh, I'm like, look ♪ ♪ Yvng Swag, you way too bummy ♪ ♪ Why you up here stuntin'
in a Fashion Nova onesie ♪ ♪ And Mimi ♪
(beep) ♪ We know you can't rap ♪ ♪ You such a (beep)
'cause your whole life ♪ ♪ You been eating cat ♪ ♪ B Simone ♪
(buzzer) ♪ It's clear I'm a true hustler ♪ ♪ You're the only (beep) I know ♪ ♪ That has to pay the customer ♪
(beep) ♪ Hitman it's cool you
fixed your teeth and all ♪ ♪ Now your teeth not tiny
but your (beep) still small ♪ (audience cheers) - [DC] Hold up. What she just say right there? Cut that (beep) off. (record stops) ♪ Hell naw, Justina ♪ ♪ You ain't finna go at my team ♪ ♪ I can't believe you did this ♪ ♪ Yo (beep) like the Underground Atlanta ♪ ♪ 'Cause everything down
there going out of business ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ Aye, well DC I'm the bomb, baby ♪ ♪ You need that spark ♪ ♪ Your booty (beep) as
wide as Piedmont Park ♪ (audience cheers) (buzzer) ♪ Should got some ass shots ♪ ♪ And imma knock at the door ♪ ♪ Look at your nose (beep) ♪ ♪ It's not even yours ♪ (ding) - She only can breathe out the left side 'cause the doctor (beep) up on the right. (audience laughs)
(ding) ♪ DC you don't want that smoke ♪ ♪ Every day you doing (screams) ♪ ♪ 'Cause you ain't got no joke ♪ ♪ I do got a joke ♪
(ding) ♪ You just gotta listen ♪ ♪ You probably can't hear me ♪ ♪ 'Cause your voice keep (DC grumbles) ♪ (audience laughs)
(dinging) (horns) ♪ Right out the frying pan into the fire ♪ ♪ He the music biz number one supplier ♪ ♪ Flier than a piece of
paper bearing his name ♪ ♪ I got the hottest bitch in
the game wearing my chain ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (ding) - [DC] That one was crazy, Nick. You shoulda said that on the album. (audience laughs) - Jay-Z said it first. - I know.
♪ Look, Nick ♪ ♪ You sent me the chain ♪ ♪ But this only one in your
stash that meant anything ♪ ♪ Everything that you had
before was wack as (beep) ♪ ♪ So back it up ♪ ♪ Put it in the lacker truck ♪ ♪ Yo ♪
(ding) ♪ He on the perks for this ♪ ♪ He throat my (beep) like a
mother (beep) work for this ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Oh this a family show ♪ ♪ My bad, I gotta get
back to my family yo ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) - Gonna do a whole damn album up here. ♪ Look I ain't hear
music from you in years ♪ ♪ T-Pain ♪ ♪ Well your music
brought pain to my ears ♪ ♪ I'm back and you better
go and warn goons ♪ ♪ I heard you can't really
sing without the auto tune ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) - [Nick] That's a lie, I, that's a lie. We just heard him.
♪ Okay first of all ♪ ♪ Let me get down to it ♪ ♪ Imma get up in this
bitch and just do it I ♪ ♪ Come up in this mother
(beep) with the angles ♪ ♪ And I came up in this bitch ♪ ♪ To do it big like your cankles ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - [Sharone] Ayo, let me
get B Simone quickly. ♪ B Simone's dirty ♪ ♪ All the folks been (beep) this ♪ ♪ I swiped you Tinder and
my phone got a virus ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - Hold on. Hold on, Wild 'N Out. ♪ Wild N Out, look at him ♪ ♪ I'm about to bury him ♪ ♪ I will never (beep) with you ♪ ♪ You look like a librarian ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay, okay, okay.
(buzzer) ♪ I said yo, yo ♪ ♪ I was a librarian ♪ ♪ I did it in my past days ♪ ♪ Every time I open up a book ♪ ♪ You're on the back page ♪ - Blah, blah. He, he, ha.
(ding) He, he, ha - Ayo DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ D-Wrek] Waddup? - Cut the beat.
(audience cheers) (record stops)
(horns) Come here, Justina. ♪ Ayo, Justina ♪ ♪ You being a freak, we don't doubt that ♪ ♪ Throwing (beep) on a bunch of rappers ♪ ♪ I can vouch that ♪ ♪ It's to the point Super Head called ♪ ♪ And she said she want her mouth back ♪ - Oh! ♪ Well it's funny you mention rappers ♪ ♪ 'Cause I really think
you got zero bars ♪ ♪ If having sex was like uber ♪ ♪ I would rate that (beep) zero stars ♪ - Oh!
(ding) ♪ All right, Justina ♪ ♪ You be having a lot of groupie in ya ♪ ♪ I mean dudes be smashing
through your liver ♪ ♪ In Atlanta they said your (beep) ♪ ♪ Smell like the Chattahoochee River ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - Aight. ♪ You said my (beep) smell
like the Chatthoochee River ♪ ♪ I bet the crowd think I'm musty, y'all ♪ ♪ But I seen Conceited buying (beep) ♪ ♪ Out there on Fulton Industrial ♪ (audience cheers) (dinging) (horns) ♪ World of dance you a judge ♪ ♪ I guess that's what counts ♪ ♪ But only dance you should be doing ♪ ♪ Is the Bankhead bounce ♪ (ding)
♪ Bankhead bounce ♪ - [Ne-Yo] All right, all right, all right. ♪ Listen ♪ ♪ I need you to understand
that I can't be played ♪ ♪ And I will never fear a
man wearing grandma braids ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - All right. Grandma braids? - [Chico] Aye, Nick ♪ You was talking real slick ♪ ♪ But you don't get no pass ♪ ♪ His leg broke ♪ ♪ 'Cause he had to put
his foot in yo' ass ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
(ding) ♪ Aye, Charlie Clips, I rap real quick ♪ ♪ You built like that suit that
they use to train dogs with ♪ ♪ Okay ♪
(ding) ♪ It's going down ♪ ♪ Mope, you look like a
crack head from the A-Town ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
(ding) ♪ Stop that stuff ♪ ♪ You look like a crack head ♪ ♪ Daddy off the bluff, whoa ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - [Bobb'e] Come here, DC. ♪ Crack head, daddy off the bluff ♪ ♪ Somebody ate my leftover
food in the back ♪ ♪ Yeah, it's true ♪ ♪ But your skinny ass body,
I know it wasn't you ♪ ♪ Hold on, Hit ♪
(ding) ♪ That ain't it ♪ ♪ And judging by that body,
I bet you it was Clips ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - [Justina] Ne-Yo I got
something for your fine ass. Okay. ♪ If this was a race,
Ne-Yo, would you get last ♪ ♪ Your chick was a Wild 'N Out girl ♪ ♪ So Nick smashed ♪ ♪ I'm glad you're here ♪
- No I didn't! ♪ You could use the airtime ♪ ♪ You haven' had a hit ♪ ♪ Since you had a hairline ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) - [YvngSwag] Aye, Los, hold up. ♪ Ayo ♪ ♪ When I see your face ♪ ♪ I think of the moon ♪ ♪ He the only one that eat blunt guts ♪ ♪ With a spoon ♪ (buzzer) - You eat blunt guts with a spoon! - [Karlous] Hold up. Aye. Aye, bruh, aye. ♪ What you said ♪ ♪ That was wack ♪ ♪ When you started rapping ♪ ♪ I was like who little sister is that ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - Karlous. Come here, Karlous. Just one more time, boss.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh. - Boss, one more time. - I don't know if you wanna do this, Mope. - Yeah, I do. I do. - He already angry.
- I do. ♪ Should I say nothing less ♪ ♪ You only came back ♪ ♪ 'Cause you needed them
Wild 'N Out checks ♪ Let me just--
(buzzer) Let me just. - [Bobb'e] Yo, look ♪ You ain't 'gon keep coming
at my teammates, goddamn it ♪ ♪ You look like, smell like,
and built like a mechanic ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) (DC screams) ♪ Cool ♪ ♪ Hold up, aha ♪ ♪ I'm 'gon get a switch ♪ ♪ You look like that little monster ♪ ♪ Off of Lilo and Stitch ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) (Stitch noises) ♪ Hold up ♪ ♪ That was kind of funny ♪ ♪ I cracked a smile ♪ ♪ But if you take off your hat ♪ ♪ You look just like Oscar Proud ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - Aight (mumbles). Aight. (audience cheers) - It's Wizard Kelly, y'all! - [DC] Aight. ♪ Cool, yeah ♪ ♪ I ain't 'gon bust a sweat ♪ ♪ Everybody went to rehab
on That's So Raven ♪ ♪ And (beep) you next ♪ (audience laughs) Everybody went to rehab on That's So Raven.
(buzzer) - [Bobb'e] Okay, okay.
- He was on that show. ♪ Hold on ♪ ♪ You thought that was 'gon be the thing ♪ ♪ But in the face you look like ♪ ♪ One of them hyenas off of Lion King ♪ (audience cheers)
(dinging) (horns) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Yeah. ♪ Came on the show ♪ ♪ I'd like to say thanks ♪ ♪ Perez, you did way
better than Azalea Banks ♪ ♪ And I know you like to rhyme ♪ ♪ But Lay Lay ain't it
past your little bed time ♪ ♪ Uh ♪
(Ding) ♪ Don't get too sassy ♪ ♪ Everything we said been nasty ♪ ♪ But, why you poppin' yo' neck ♪ ♪ Don't make me take off my belt ♪ ♪ For all that disrespect ♪ (ding) - Oh! That was a good one, Nick. That was great. She's a child. ♪ Look, me and Lay Lay not for play play ♪ ♪ We spray spray ♪ ♪ Come exactly where you stay stay ♪ ♪ Let me tell you ♪ ♪ Something 'bout yourself ♪
(ding) ♪ And this might hurt ♪ ♪ You up here dressed lookin'
like when the TV don't work ♪ ♪ Look, ayo ♪
(beep) ♪ I know you ain't talking 'bout me, boy ♪ ♪ You made my fumes boil ♪ ♪ You the only rapper ♪ ♪ Dressed like aluminum foil ♪ (ding) ♪ And I mean this ♪ ♪ You think you the (beep) ♪ ♪ Because you got your teeth fixed ♪ ♪ You been smiling non-stop ♪ ♪ And (beep) you ain't hot ♪ ♪ Like Justina ♪ ♪ Look at you ♪ - Huh? I'm like--
♪ You stank, boo ♪ ♪ DC ♪
(Ding) ♪ I don't know why he gave you a bell ♪ ♪ You in all red, boy,
'cause I send you to Hell ♪ - Uh. ♪ Matter fact ♪
(beep) ♪ You need to just switch ♪ ♪ You look like the dinosaur
from Lilo and Stitch ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) ♪ Lay Lay, come here ♪ ♪ I'm 'gon keep it real ♪ ♪ You think you up here grown ♪ ♪ Until your little ass
start payin' some bills ♪ (ding) ♪ I'm talkin' light bill, gas ♪ ♪ That's 'gon kick your ass ♪ ♪ All right okay ♪ ♪ Let's do it ♪ ♪ All y'all wack like ya outfit ♪ ♪ I'm here making money six to six ♪ ♪ I work for me ♪ ♪ Y'all work for Nick ♪ (audience cheers) (record stops) ♪ Ladies, I don't wanna do this ♪ ♪ But I gotta hit the
rhymes out-do to this ♪ ♪ I'm true to this ♪ ♪ (Mumbles) ♪ ♪ We 'gon do it and have a little fun ♪ ♪ But which one of y'all ♪ ♪ Got the waist trainer on ♪ (ding) 'Cause one of y'all got it. One of y'all. One of y'all got it. ♪ You be blowin' up my phone
sending me late-night texts ♪ ♪ But I refuse to smash a (beep)
that be wearing barrets. ♪ (ding) - Will you smash me, 'cause I, I ain't got no barrets. (audience laughs) ♪ All right. ♪ ♪ All them bars, ma, you gotta stop ♪ ♪ I wouldn't smash you either ♪ ♪ 'Cause your ass might pop ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (ding) - [Hitman] Come here, Cortez. ♪ Yo, you messing with
Holla you better back down ♪ ♪ Better ask around,
you'll get smacked down ♪ ♪ It's a hassle ♪ ♪ Oh, I remember you ♪ ♪ You was in the movie
The Little Rascals ♪ ♪ How's Alfalfa? ♪
(ding) - Look, look, okay. ♪ He went and got new
teeth all for the show ♪ ♪ But I googled him ♪ ♪ His net worth is zero ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Okay look ♪
(ding) ♪ Now I'm on a muddle ♪ ♪ I had the wrong movie ♪ ♪ This the rat from Stuart Little ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) - [Justina] Aye, DC, come here. Aye, if y'all didn't know,
this is Brooke Valentine. Make some noise for her one time. (audience cheers) I'm Justina Valentine, okay? - [Nick] Okay. ♪ It's Brooke and Justina,
y'all are just passengers ♪ ♪ We come through, it's
Valentine's Day Massacre ♪ ♪ DC, why you screaming thug life ♪ ♪ You look like the main
character from A Bug's Life ♪ (ding) (DJ D-Wrek laughs) - Aight. - An ant. ♪ Now look ♪ ♪ Cool ♪ ♪ I'm gonna need my respect ♪ ♪ Look ♪ ♪ This ain't nothing to do with you ♪ ♪ 'Cause you need to get your
damn relationship in check ♪ - [Audience] Oh!
♪ So listen ♪ ♪ Listen, white girl, ♪ ♪ Why you coming to me ♪ ♪ Imma tell you right now ♪ ♪ Your ass is ugly from
head to your feet ♪ ♪ Here we go ♪
(ding) ♪ DC ♪
- Yeah ♪ The truth is I think that you a bitch ♪ ♪ Atlanta, don't he look like the alien ♪ ♪ From Lilo and Stitch ♪ ♪ I'm up here ♪
(beep) ♪ And one more thing ♪ ♪ 'Cause of Nick I'm getting bread ♪ ♪ And you look just like a farmer ♪ ♪ 'Cause you only deal
with chicken heads ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Listen ♪
(ding) ♪ What you talking ♪ ♪ You need to take that back ♪ ♪ 'Cause you ass look
like a Hannah Montana ♪ ♪ If she's on crack ♪ ♪ Listen ♪
(ding) ♪ Where ya daddy at ♪ ♪ Aye, where ya daddy at ♪ - [Justina] Uh-huh. (horns)
(audience cheers) ♪ I stay drippin' like water ♪ ♪ Black squad 'bout to get slaughtered ♪ ♪ Red squad ♪ ♪ This ain't what you ordered ♪ ♪ Matter fact ♪ ♪ You are are like a border ♪ ♪ I'm 'bout to cross you back to Canada ♪ ♪ You get deported ♪ ♪ You don't go the stamina ♪ ♪ I'm 'bout to tell you, bruh ♪ ♪ What you smilin' bout? ♪ ♪ Everybody know I owns Wild 'N Out ♪ ♪ Aye ♪ (ding) (audience cheers) ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ I like the swag ♪ ♪ Nick been swagging ♪ ♪ But where the (beep) the
turban, Nick Bin Laden ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (ding) - [Justina] Uh-huh. Okay. Tory Lanez. Step up, baby. ♪ Uh, yo, T, look, look ♪ ♪ I met a lot of legends,
something you'll never be ♪ ♪ And like your album,
soon you'll be a memory ♪ ♪ You stay on Drake's (beep)
but he never mentions you ♪ ♪ You like Adonis ♪ ♪ A kid he don't pay attention to ♪ (ding) - That is mean. Drake takes care of his kids. I seen him.
♪ Ayo ♪ ♪ You real cute, but I hit
you with the serious mug ♪ ♪ This the wrong red ♪ ♪ This (beep) look like period blood ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) ♪ Ain't nothing to think about ♪ ♪ They said you stole Drake's flow ♪ ♪ My (beep), why you ain't
steal his bank account ♪ ♪ Run around talking 'bout
you let off three shots ♪ ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, let's
give it up for Three Pop ♪ ♪ You won't get PMS ♪
(ding) ♪ Up here looking like the old DMX ♪ ♪ You're slipping, you're
falling, you can't get up ♪ ♪ Your team's on your knees ♪ ♪ You got your pants ripped up ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ You rapping but this
(beep) is real funny ♪ ♪ We are both rappers but
I actually make money ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - [DC] Come on, Tory. Now look. ♪ Listen, Tory, you're known
to let the semi spark ♪ ♪ Your doctor fixed your hairline ♪ ♪ But guess what ♪ ♪ He forgot the middle part ♪ Stupid ass boy. (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ We on Wild 'N Out so
I'm about to wild at ♪ ♪ Chris Tucker called ♪ ♪ He said he want his
voice and his style back ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) - [Conceited] DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, waddup? - Cut the beat. (record stops)
(horns) ♪ Nick, you know it's a battle
every time you and I spitting ♪ ♪ I think you wear a turban
when you in the studio ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's a suicide mission ♪ - [Audience] Oh! (buzzer) ♪ But just for that ♪ ♪ For you I'll buy one
song for the hell of it ♪ ♪ We know your record is irrelevant ♪ ♪ It's kind of like
your album is a virgin ♪ ♪ By the way it didn't even sell a bit ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) ♪ You always talkin' bout my music ♪ ♪ (beep) this is season 13 ♪ ♪ Is that your best ♪ ♪ Don't make me have to
check your little ass ♪ ♪ Like I did Kanye West ♪ (audience cheers)
(dinging) ♪ Yeah, Herbo ♪ ♪ Got me a little worried ♪ ♪ Imma let you know I ain't scared, G ♪ ♪ You looking a little thick
since you got married ♪ ♪ I'm just sayin' ♪
(ding) ♪ I ain't tryna do that ♪ ♪ I see him thinking 'bout some rhymes ♪ ♪ How I know he 'gon snap ♪ ♪ G Herbo's my guy ♪ ♪ So Imma just stop and say bye ♪ All right,
(buzzer) 'cause I don't wanna get shot in here. - [G Herbo] I'll rock with you, man. It look like y'all gettin' a
lot of money over here, man. Aye ♪ Nick, look like you passed
out Rollies to the whole set ♪ ♪ Look like Wild 'N Out blessed ♪ ♪ But did you get it from the show ♪ ♪ Or are you on Mariah
child support checks? ♪ (Nick laughs)
- Both! Both!
(ding) Both. - [G Herbo] All right. Yeah, I want you too matter fact. - All right, go 'head. ♪ You played with me earlier ♪ ♪ I hope you had some fun ♪ ♪ But you look like a Wild
'N Out Muslim milk dud ♪ (Nick laughs)
(ding) - All right. ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ You know how the game go ♪ ♪ Imma rap like my name G Herbo ♪ ♪ Yeah you already know I did ♪ ♪ Jeans little but my shoes big ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
(ding) - [Cortez] Aye. Aye. Look. ♪ I think it's funny you make music, DC ♪ ♪ I also think it's pretty
funny no one buys your CDs ♪ ♪ When it comes to your career,
you should just give it up ♪ ♪ 'Cause your music worse than Justina ♪ ♪ And Justina music sucks ♪ (audience cheers) (ding)
♪ Hold up, what he try to sew ♪ ♪ Boy you sound like a zzzzzz mosquito ♪ I don't know what the
hell that (beep) said. All I heard was bzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz. What he say? Say zzzzzzzz. - DC, hold up. Hold up. ♪ DC, you my guy, but I
still gotta bark at you ♪ ♪ Dressed like some leftover barbecue ♪ (ding)
♪ Barbecue ♪ ♪ Please don't lie ♪ ♪ Your hair look like curly fries ♪ (ding) ♪ That's true ♪ ♪ But I still look better than you ♪ ♪ Little teeth...ass (beep) ♪ ♪ Big feet...ass (beep) ♪
- [DC] Aw, shit. ♪ Don't walk, smoke (beep) ♪
- Oh. ♪ You the joke, old (beep) ♪ - Oh.
(ding) ♪ I got one that's colder ♪ ♪ You have big ass shoulders ♪
(ding) - Hold on! (DC screams) ♪ You said you like
the way I was flowin' ♪ ♪ Too real ♪ ♪ You know I ain't fake ♪ - Uh-huh? ♪ Imma take this time on the mic to say ♪ Eva is doing great. ♪ Eva, you talking bad ♪
(ding) ♪ But you know that you cannot push me ♪ ♪ You been kickin' it to Eva all show ♪ ♪ But you will never get that (beep) ♪ - Hold up, hold up.
(ding) (audience cheers) (dinging)
(horns) ♪ You know we don't play that ♪ ♪ You need to take that outfit off ASAP ♪ - [Audience] Aye! ♪ 'Cause that (beep) is too tight ♪ ♪ We the red squad ♪ ♪ We lit tonight ♪ ♪ Y'all got your arms folded
like you over there holding ♪ ♪ But you know I'm like the
PlayStation, I'm controllin' ♪ - [Audience] Aye!
(ding) ♪ But you wanna keep gunnin' ♪ ♪ A$AP Ferg, come on (beep)
let me hear you run it ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, you wanna hear me run it ♪ ♪ You comin' through one leg up ♪ ♪ Like you straight out of Compton ♪ (ding) ♪ But you lookin' like Eazy-E ♪ ♪ But you tryna be me, F-E-R-G, B ♪ - Oh!
(ding) ♪ In yo' fake ass ice ♪ - [Nick] Fake?
♪ Man ♪ ♪ You probably wore that twice ♪ ♪ Never that ♪ ♪ Man you straight soft ♪ ♪ With your ver-say-see on ♪ ♪ Get your lady, homes ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) - [Hitman] Yo, Eman. ♪ Come the drama, I'm 'bout those. ♪ ♪ With that overbite you got, ♪ ♪ I bet you can spit
with your mouth closed ♪ (ding) ♪ You'll probably take the night off ♪ ♪ With those big teeth ♪ ♪ You'll eat your girl's
(beep) and bite it off ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) Stupid boy. - Aye, let me get Justina
quickly right here. - [Audience] Oh! - It's white on white crime. I love it. ♪ Every rapper's been
(beep) the queen MC ♪ ♪ You got a tat on your
ass that says BET ♪ ♪ Incredible chain ♪ ♪ He smashed for free ♪ ♪ Last time you queefed, you
popped out a Nick Cannon CD ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) - But that counted as a sale. (audience laughs) Okay.
- Facts. ♪ Talking 'bout queefing,
don't tell me (beep) ♪ ♪ 'Cause every time you
burp it smells like (beep) ♪ ♪ And DC, how you dress ♪
(ding) ♪ I don't (beep) with that ♪ ♪ Only thots be wearing the bucket hats ♪ (audience laughs) (buzzer) I just wanted to bate him in. ♪ Aw, shit. ♪ ♪ On my (beep) list. ♪ ♪ Put my (beep) on you ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're dressed like a picnic. ♪ - Uh-huh.
(ding) (DC screams) ♪ Dressed like a picnic ♪ ♪ Do that dance ♪ ♪ But DC is shaped like a garden ant ♪ ♪ With your little hands
and your little feet ♪ ♪ And all your say (screams)
when you rap to the beat ♪ ♪ All I say is (screams) ♪
(ding) ♪ That's what you heard ♪ ♪ Look, y'all ♪ ♪ It's a albino bird ♪ (audience laughs) (dinging) ♪ But I ain't seen you
since the photo shoot ♪ ♪ I had you all flustered
'cause you know I'm the truth ♪ ♪ And when it comes to these
bars I'm ill in the booth ♪ ♪ Give me a real shot, I'll show
you with this cannon'll do ♪ ♪ Yeah, nah ♪
(ding) ♪ 'Cause I'm a real shooter ♪ ♪ Don't make me hunt you
and catch another cougar ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) ♪ Photoshoot together ♪ ♪ You was nervous I swear ♪ ♪ Either that or it must've
been really cold in there ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) ♪ She said that I was little
like that was a flaw ♪ ♪ Imma tell you like this ♪ ♪ I ain't even want them drawers ♪ ♪ Matter fact that
probably was a menopause ♪ (buzzer)
- [Chico] Oh! ♪ He didn't want them drawers ♪ ♪ But, Cynthia, I do ♪ ♪ So won't you come
with me after the show ♪ ♪ And let me hump on you ♪ ♪ Just ride my oh, oh ♪ ♪ Yeah, oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Cynthia, uh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
(audience laughs) - [Justina] Conceited. ♪ Yo, yo ♪ ♪ I'm like Conceited you
'gon need some help ♪ ♪ You up here looking
like a Keebler's elf ♪ ♪ And DC ♪
(ding) ♪ I walk and I'm talkin' it ♪ ♪ You look like a praying mantis
dipped in some chocolate ♪ ♪ And Cynthia ♪
(ding) ♪ Why are you buggin ♪ ♪ How you a house wife and you
can't even keep no husband ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) - [Clips] I don't like how you
talked about my team earlier. Let me see something. You got next? Aight, look. ♪ Y'all think they pretty
but they not, y'all ♪ ♪ But I'm still tryna put a
lot of ketchup and mustard ♪ ♪ On this hot dog ♪ (ding) ♪ I'm like ♪ ♪ Ketchup and mustard,
nah I wouldn't yank it ♪ ♪ How you 'gon fit all that ♪ ♪ On that little pig in a blanket ♪ (ding) - It's more than breakfast sausage. (Clips laughs) - Ayo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo waddup? - Cut the beat. (record stops)
(horns) (audience cheers) Hold on. ♪ Ayo, Swag ♪ ♪ You know I get crazy forever ♪ ♪ You look like the donkey
and dragon from Shrek ♪ ♪ Had a baby together ♪ - Okay.
(ding) ♪ You Mimi ♪ ♪ I know what it smell like
plastic if I'm getting you moist ♪ ♪ 'Cause your body is faker
than my job interview voice ♪ - All right, Conceited.
(ding) ♪ That wasn't as fire as you think ♪ ♪ You the only grown man that I know ♪ ♪ That can shower in a sink ♪ - Whew!
(ding) - [DC] Hold on, hold!
- [Mimi] Wait, hold up! - [DC] Come here! ♪ And you said I was
dipped in some chocolate ♪ ♪ Imma praying mantis
dipped in some chocolate ♪ ♪ Okay, if you say so ♪ ♪ You built like a Twizzler
dipped in some mayo ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) (dinging)
(horns) - [Nick] Uh, clap, yeah. ♪ I wanna tell you Imma
tell you like this ♪ ♪ Denzel before you talk
your foul and slick ♪ ♪ Why your hair look like a
bunch of Rottweiler (beep) ♪ (audience laughs) (ding)
- Whoa. - I don't know if they're that big, Nick. ♪ Second time on the show ♪ ♪ Now I'm back in action ♪ ♪ Tell me why you look like
young Jermanie Jackson ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - [Justina] Aye, Denzel, let
me hear you real quick, babe. ♪ Yo, yo ♪ ♪ I heard you had some joints,
but we never played it ♪ ♪ Yo ass look like Offset
if he never made it ♪ ♪ They said you was the best
and no one was on top of him ♪ ♪ When they said Denzel was
dope, they meant Washington ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That Denzel wouldn't do this show. ♪ Listen miss ma'am ♪ ♪ You the type to slit your wrist ♪ ♪ You look like Ariel 'cause the
bottom halves are like fish ♪ ♪ You never wanna talk
about me with deep dish ♪ ♪ And talk about who he
hell you is tryna diss ♪ ♪ Miss red flame in your hair ♪ ♪ Flaming ass breath like oh who's there ♪ ♪ Goddamn, girl ♪
(ding) ♪ What the hell you talking 'bout ♪ ♪ You better go to ATL ♪ ♪ You better walk it out ♪ - [Nick] Oh! (ding) - My (beep) Chico, I wanna say I'm sorry
for slapping you earlier. (audience laughs) - Check it out.
- [Royce] I didn't mean to. - Listen. ♪ Earlier you smacked me in my face ♪ ♪ I ain't 'gon lie, that kinda hurt me ♪ ♪ But since you Rick James ♪ ♪ I guess that make me Charlie Murphy ♪ (audience cheers) (ding) - I'm still Rick James, bitch. (audience applause) - [DC] Bring your ass up here, Big Mac. Cool. That damn pot burning my nose. Listen. ♪ Your ass is too big ♪ ♪ You need to quit ♪ ♪ I bet when you get in your bed ♪ ♪ You gotta do it just like this ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - [Big Mac] Okay. ♪ Uh, I said DC that was cool ♪ ♪ But you don't wanna battle me ♪ ♪ Especially 'cause you built ♪ ♪ Like that tree on
Guardians of the Galaxy ♪ ♪ Gru ass lookin' (beep) ♪
(ding) ♪ I said Gru ass looking' (beep) ♪ ♪ I said Gru ass lookin' (beep) ♪ ♪ I said Gru ass lookin' (beep) ♪ ♪ Keep dancing ♪ ♪ Groove ♪ ♪ Look at your titties move ♪ ♪ Keep dancing ♪ ♪ Keep grooving ♪ ♪ What, (beep), you want a smoothie ♪ ♪ I said okay, I regret
sometimes I got this weight ♪ ♪ But see you, your regret is
in the middle of your face ♪ (ding)
♪ No, chill ♪ ♪ That right there ain't it ♪ ♪ Soon as I got this tattoo ♪ ♪ Mother (beep) I got rich ♪ (audience cheers)
(ding) - [Chico] Hey, hey! Hey, hey! (audience cheers)
(record stops) (dinging)
(horns) ♪ Yo, Shiggie Shiggie Shiggie ♪ ♪ Can't you see ♪ ♪ Somehow your mouth got
too many damn teeth ♪ ♪ And I don't know why you on this show ♪ ♪ Oh, I forgot ♪ ♪ Drake never gave you your dough ♪ Oh! (ding) - [Shiggy] Hold on. Wait a minute, hold on! ♪ I said that was real cool ♪ ♪ Just give me a break ♪ ♪ Couldn't afford Drake ♪ ♪ So you went and got Fake ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ This was all right, man ♪ ♪ You played Drake so bad ♪ ♪ That if they kick you off
the show it was God's plan ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) ♪ I ain't chillin' with yours ♪ ♪ How the hell this rubber
ducky body realer than yours ♪ ♪ Aye. ♪
(ding) ♪ And this a sad fact ♪ ♪ You dressed like a checker board. ♪ ♪ Is that why your ass flat ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) - [Royce] Hold on. Ayo, Hit. Ayo, Hitman, come back. ♪ It's funny he acting all street ♪ ♪ But what real (beep)
go and get fake teeth ♪ - [Nick] Whew! Whew!
(ding) Drizzy! Champagne Papi in this mother (beep)! - [MyVerse] Yo. Jason Lee, come here real quick. - [Nick] Oh, MyVerse! ♪ Imma show how to do ya ♪ ♪ Look y'all ♪ ♪ It's Simone and Pumbaa! ♪ (MyVerse laughs) Yo wait, hold on.
(buzzer) ♪ You say you always with Cardi B ♪ ♪ But I know your ass gay ♪ ♪ 'Cause you always on Cardi's D ♪ (buzzer) ♪ You said Timon and Pumbaa,
but you need to take a shower ♪ ♪ Y'all heard of Salt-N-Peppa ♪ ♪ Well this brown sugar and flour ♪ ♪ Listen ♪
(ding) ♪ You know I got the new zoom ♪ ♪ You build like Super Mario
before he eat a mushroom ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) ♪ Wait a minute ♪ ♪ Hold up ♪ ♪ Chico built like a X-Box controller ♪ ♪ I said wait a minute ♪ ♪ Hold up ♪ ♪ Chico built like a X-Box controller ♪ ♪ I said Chico ♪ ♪ Before Wild 'N Out
we never heard of you ♪ ♪ Head so big I know all
your cars is convertibles ♪ (audience laughs) (ding) ♪ Haha, you playin ♪ ♪ When I look at you I
think That's So Raven ♪ ♪ Look, you so short it
should be a damn shame ♪ ♪ You built like a little damn mane ♪ ♪ And I already know I'm
gonna explore the shore ♪ ♪ I bet you can walk up
under a closed door (beep) ♪ Get the hell outta here.
- Look. (ding)
♪ Listen ♪ ♪ He said when he see me ♪ ♪ He think That's So Raven ♪ ♪ Funny thing is that's still payin' ♪ ♪ Look I'm here to stay ♪ ♪ I may be short, but I ain't
shorter than your resume ♪ (ding) - Yo, let me talk to B Simone real quick. - Oh, go, get her, get her! - Let me talk to her real quick. ♪ Damn you still single ♪ ♪ Let's put it to the end ♪ ♪ For a small fee, baby girl,
I could be your boyfriend ♪ ♪ Shiggy you-- ♪
(buzzer) No. All right, hold on. - Shiggy said (beep) you. ♪ Shiggy, you too uglies, not just one ♪ ♪ With a body like that
you'll be nothing but my son ♪ - Hold on, nah. - [Conceited] Ayo DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ D-Wrek] Yo!
(audience cheers) - Cut the beat! (record stops) (audience cheers)
(horns) ♪ Hold on ♪ ♪ He probably be acting like
him and Drake are play cousins ♪ ♪ Only reasons you be
asking Kiki do you love me ♪ ♪ 'Cause we all know Drake doesn't ♪ (ding) ♪ I mean, you are his son ♪ ♪ You should handle this
child the worst way ♪ ♪ Only reason you in the video ♪ ♪ Because it was take
your child to work day ♪ (ding) ♪ So chill, son ♪ ♪ Running around claiming you know Drake ♪ ♪ And he ain't send you
the money is real dumb ♪ ♪ You been on this show for two hours ♪ ♪ And you know this Drake
more than the real one. ♪ (dinging) (horns)
(audience cheers)
