- [Man] Dude, Rob Dyrdek it. - So, yeah. - Rob Dyrdek it. - He just created
a verb and said, Rob Dyrdek it. - [Man] Put your shirt
over your face and shoot a full court shot. - I've never done that. - [Man] You probably would and you'd probably
make it on first try. - [Rob] What makes you
think I'd make it first try? (cheering) - Are you kidding me? Suck that, Rob Dyrdek! (applauding) - Excuse me? First of all, I would never
put a shirt over my face, and the last thing I'm doing
is sucking anything here! (cheering) - This party's out of
control, are you feeling it? - I'm feeling it! - Yeah, spring break,
spring break, spring break! - You feeling it, spring
break, you feeling it! - So good, so good. - Go ahead, go ahead! - That's how we do. - Man, too bad we've never gone
on a spring break together. I think we'd have the
time of our lives, think how fun that would be. - Oh, so much fun. You've got the moves
though, I was watching that. - I could have been a stripper. - Yo, what up? - This is so weird. (laughing) - Killing it, killing it. - Are you gonna laugh like
that the whole episode? - Until he switches, yes. - Are you guys familiar
with demon dogs, do either of you have one? - Like, it's not like
a demon, it's a devil. - Yeah. (laughing) - But not like the type of
devil that you would see at a carnival, a devil that's
like the one that possess you and then takes you
to fiery hell, dog. - So on the set of
Jackass, have you ever been accidentally penetrated? (laughing) Has it ever gone too
far where it's like, hey, we're just having fun,
I'm naked and someone like? - When you're playing
grab ass, things happen. - At what point did
you learn to love golf more than your son? (laughing) - More than you? It was not too long
ago, actually really, probably 10 years ago. - Okay, our first category,
dedicated to your passion for golf and your
ability to beat me like I was four years
old, legends of the green. Take a look. Okay, okay, it's
across, it's over, it's skipping,
it's up, it's gone. - That was amazing. - I don't even know, this
is borderline golf magic right here. - Golf magic. - You have a little ramp too? - Look at that, boom, boom. I make a goal each
year not to black out and then what happens, there's
always that last memory where I'm killing
the dance floor, where it's like, I just
have so much extra body movement and then I wake up
devastated in what we like to call PPD, post
party depression. - Whenever I say trapped
queens, what do you think of? - You wanna answer,
you wanna go, Chanel? I mean Rob. Chanel. - Like, like, I, you know,
think about this a lot, right, like, when like, you're,
when you're like a queen built to like, really
like live in a castle, but like, you're
in an apartment. - That's my life. Welcome to my life. - That's what I
think, I don't know. - I mean. That was good. That was good. - Excuse me, fellas, I'm
looking for my grandson and grandad. For those of you who
couldn't see that, we all know that there's
at least one friend that understands that
this was not a good idea. Here we go, man, one, two, ow, he knows better. Now I got to think of
how do I be Sterling. I'm just gonna hit like,
just dick jokes, man. (laughing) - Okay. Let me ask you both a question,
what's the wildest thing that's ever happened to
you when you passed out? - I was out in what
we call in the hood, rocked up. (laughing) And we were like, you
know what I mean, like, I was Elon Musk, about
to hit Mars type (beep) and like, and my mom walked
in, and she said, like, Steelo, you pitching a tent? I woke up like, nah, mom, I
just got that rocket speed. - Okay, makes absolutely
no sense at all. - The Feds are here, get
everything out the window, everything, everything! Okay, okay, we're good,
we're good, chill, chill, relax, nothing going
on here, officer. Not a thing going on here. I think there might be
some drug abusers outside, but nothing here. Who is it gonna be? - [Man] Delta 254,
quite a collection of the greatest
Americans in the nation. This is a snapshot
of who they are. - Bye, bye! What, no one does anything? - No. This is America, okay? - Get your ass up, soldier. - You know what I mean, like, pussies don't graduate. - Stop putting ranch
all over my car. - I didn't do that. - Yeah, you did,
Colton said you did. - No. - Colton? Who's Colton? Colton's a liar. - And why are you carrying
a full bottle of ranch? - That's a good question. They're gonna have the
best sex later that week. The best make up sex ever. - Have you ever really gotten
deep into sexual intercourse with ranch? - I think you and I both know
the answer to that is yes. (laughing) - I didn't even need to ask it. - I know when I go
grocery shopping, after I'm done grocery shopping, I don't give a fuck
about the cart, I'll leave it right there,
what about you, Rob? - I mean look, when it
comes to me and carts, you know, you get it
out, you feel it up, you let it go, you give
it an eye shot, right, and if it's within what
I call a 30 foot roll, I'll replace it. 32 feet, I'll leave it
next to the car next to me. (laughing) - Move up, wee! - You did an amazing
job over there. You should never let
him on this thing, okay, all right, we can
go on to the next one! - And basically I drop this
and I'll show you how amazing science can be. - [Chanel] Oh, let's just
light the whole school on fire. - That's pretty dumb. He got fired definitely,
but that was pretty cool. - Nobody got hurt and one of
these kids is gonna invent space travel. - Oh my God. - [Rob] Hold up, hold up. - Wait, you just said
invent space travel like it doesn't already exist. - I didn't say it out
loud because I didn't want to (beep) on you. But she took it there. - I meant to say time travel. And I missed it and I
just said, (beep) it, let's keep moving. I got it. Okay. - Oh my God, penetrated him. Full penetration. - [Rob] Okay. - [Steelo] It was
like two steps-- - And look, really, it
doesn't matter how deep you get penetrated, you
do not drop that beer. (laughing) There you have it
for Warner Bros. Every one of you young
ladies in the crowd, if you could just, like,
get as deep as you can in your soul and scream
as loud as you can so I can hear what it's
like to be Justin Bieber. So if you guys could just
scream as loud as you can and I'm gonna pretend I'm
on stage at a concert. Three, two, one! (audience screaming) Yeah. I would argue that there's
an epidemic among boy bands, of deafness. Okay. Man, I just got caught
in a moment, you know. - Some (beep). - Guys in here you
know what I mean, they just naturally, when
they're kind of like surrounded by so much man, all of a sudden
they're cheering and their claps turn to fists and
they just start hooting, hoot, hoot, hoot! You know what I mean,
it's a super weird thing that does not happen when
there's a bunch of chicks in because they're just
more respectable. Jesus loves me. Hold up, go back. As soon as she heard
like, yes, Jesus loves me. She got in there. It hit her, like oh,
no, this is my jam. Yes, Jesus loves me. Go. ♪ Jesus loves me ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ ♪ Jesus loves me ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ ♪ Jesus loves me ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ ♪ Jesus loves me so ♪ - That is so cute. - Do it, do it, dude! - [Chanel] Oh, oh no! - Dicks out for Harambe! - I don't know if this is
specifically bro-related, I think this is more,
man I was like, man. I just got played. Like, Sterling just
rewound his (beep) right into my hands. (laughing) - You were literally like this. - Honestly, honestly, I
don't even have anything left to say. - Mom, put your seatbelt on. - Go back, go back. This is a lesson to all
the mothers out there to always be safe. - Mom, put your seatbelt on. - [Rob] Put your
seatbelt on, mom. - No? All right then. - Yeah, yeah. - He's trying to save her life. - He did. He might've saved her life
because he's a fucking driver. Oh, what! - He cracked the front
windshield though. And a grenade? - Go back, he's just
trying to get that fly out. This damn fly,
save that fly bro, save the fly! - Now, do you figure
you're born a bro or you learn to be a bro? - I don't know. Do bros identify as bros? - I don't know. - I don't know either.
- I think they do. - I don't think hoes
identify as hoes. - But deep down they
know they're hoes, you know what I mean? - Touche, touche. - You may not say I'm a bro, but I am a bro. (laughing) Oh man, real talk up here
on this stage, real talk. Welcome back to
Ridiculousness, all right. What is it about rich
people that we hate? - Rich people? - About rich people? - [Rob] Yeah. - I don't hate you. Personally, I like
you man, you're cool. - Look, I'm a
different type of rich, you know what I mean? I'm the like, hey, let's
waste money on stupid shit because we're rich. - Black rich, you're hood
rich, you're hood rich. - You know what I mean? Look at this. You know what I mean? I don't need it,
I was like, what? Was that, a gold? Give me that! - Privilege, we have privilege. - Yeah. - That's right. So what we hope happens to
them when they're showing off, being all snotty and
privileged and what's the word with the C that we just hate? (beep) - [Steelo] You know what? - Linda, I've never even heard
the word (beep) in my life! How was it to raise me,
was I a pretty good kid? - Yes, you didn't cuss. - That you knew of. - Well, not in my presence. - When both of you
were not there, I was F-this and F-that. - Oh you were not! - No, you were not! - And shizzy this
and shizzy that. - No, you weren't! - All right, when did
I start cussing then? - When you moved
out to California. Let's talk about the
time that I pulled what I would consider
a pretty funny prank that went a little bit too long, do you remember what
I'm talking about? - That was one of the
best April Fool pranks I've ever seen ever in
the world, the best ever, from anybody. - Okay, okay. What did you think. - It was the worst! - Okay, let's take a look
when I pranked my mother on April Fools. (police siren sounds) - Oh, shit. - You're vandalizing
city property. - You know this gentleman here
I have in the back of my car? - Don't take him to jail. - I'm gonna have a talk with
him here right in front of you. April Fools, mom. - So was that a
policeman or not? - No, he's an
actor, I hired him. - Why would you
think that's funny? - [Rob] All right,
this is out of control. - [Chanel] This is pure chaos. - Go back, go back. This is just like,
what in the fuck, look, all we know is
it's only five bucks! And everybody's like, I
want that, I want that! Okay, what is it? It's a gift from our kids. - That actually is very
nice, that is very nice. - [Rob] Okay, pause
it, pause it, pause it. - He wants a divorce. He wants a divorce. - What I just want to
like, wrap my head around is the family dynamic here. What happened is that
something as simple as a family ornament was
dropped from about six inches, it hit the table, she might
as well lost all the family's money in a gambling run, and have to go back to rehab
and then her kids react just as equally hard, listen. - [Steelo] They all
hate her, that's so sad. - [Kids] Are you serious? - It just dropped. - [Woman] No, you dropped it! - No, you dropped it, mom! Just like you dropped
me when I was a baby and now I can't get a job! I'm a cloud! Okay, go back. I love this woman. (laughing) She was like, I'm not gonna
let anything hold me back because I want to feel freedom and she did just that. - [Man] Don't do it, dude. - [Rob] Last summer ever! - Oh, oh, he broke that hard. - On the climb up, it was like, this is gonna be so sick. This is like, oh shit,
it's kind of high, fuck, what am I doing,
this is way too high. Then that shit breaks and
it's just like survival mode. Let me be free, I'm good, no, I'm not good, am I good? I got this branch, fuck
it, I got this arm, I can get something, let me get a little
bit of rib in here. Okay. We are ready to
give out the award. The winner to the grand slam, you know it makes sense, river rocked! (cheering) Give it up for this man. - Thank you, sir. - How you doing,
congratulations, what happened, did
you break anything? - I broke, compound
fractured the elbow, broke my pelvis in three places. - Man, look, I'm gonna
be honest with you, man, in my mind, on this show,
no one actually gets hurt. (laughing) No, this man broke
an elbow, a hip, he was laid up in the
hospital for how long? - Nine nights. - It is only right
that he is honored with our greatest
award, the grand slam. Give it up for this gentleman! Thank you so much! Compared to all the other
stuff I do, how do you feel about this show? - This is the
safest thing you do. - This is a fact. Well, I'll tell you,
I had a lot of run ins with different scary
animals, take a look. - I don't know what it
is about this monkey, but I think I love it. (lion roaring) (crowd cheering) (tiger roaring) Monkeys everywhere, monkeys
everywhere, so much fun! Wow, wow, wow! Wow, wow, wow! Wow, wow! So let's talk about
me as a child, what were some of
my early gifts? - Karate. - Right, what was I gonna be? - A ninja. - Thank you. Okay, you remember
taking my nunchucks? - Gosh, I don't remember.
- I don't. - Well, you guys did and
you crushed my ninja dreams. - I'm gonna still ride her, fully backwards,
anyone seen it before? I doubt it! Oh no, someone call 119! Yeah, high speed headshot. Oh! Okay, first of all, you got
to know, if you're gonna jump straight up into the ceiling,
that you're gonna hit it really hard. Look, once he hits his head,
he lands back on that bike and literally gets whipped
into his face right here. Okay. Go ahead. And up and whip! Okay, that's what happens
when you hit your head on the ceiling and you
land back on your bike, you blow your face out. I know that this looks like
he's trying to have fun. - Yeah. - But he was trying to knock
himself out on purpose. I'm gonna tell you why. He didn't want to
look at this anymore. He did not want to
look at this anymore. - What the, no! - [Man] Bigfoot, are you okay? - Excuse me? Is this, we finally found
him, we finally found him-- - He was trying to go home. - He's just trying to
get back to the forest. - [Man] Bigfoot, are you okay? - No, man, Bigfoot is not good. Yeah! (laughing) Okay, rewind it now. This is when your friends
are gassing you up and refusing to believe
anything went wrong. And just listen now,
so you make it, nah, you slam, and then
(crowd cheering). No, no. He's out. Here's one of the
greatest things about
being a small child. You have not develop fear. - Yes. - You know what I mean? You got to go through some
shit to end up realizing, I don't want to go
through that again. I remember man, I used
to jump off of sheds and run, see like
small dangerous snakes and nunchuck them, you
know and that was until I jumped off that shed,
slid, landed on the fence, blew out a shoulder and
then got bit by a snake. (laughing) Okay, then I stopped
doing that stuff. - Okay, was that real? - Okay, I don't know
what's happening here. But that's like,
that's not Tight Club, that's like adult Fight Club. They call this the
redneck crotch rocket. All right, all right, bring
that back, bring that back. Okay, just pause it at the
top, Sterling, okay, stop. He said, all right, I
got such a good idea I'm gonna put one
foot on this Cavalier, one foot on this Cavalier,
and you light and shoot it right into my butt, what do
you think he was thinking? - He wasn't thinking. - Just shoot it into
the butt, let's see it, get it right into
that butt fire. Stop. Look at that. Look at that, right
now, everything is fine, he is a human rocket, he
has no idea what's going on. Okay, let it play
a little bit, go. Panic time, panic time, stop! Okay, okay. You tell me this doesn't
look like it just blew a human being to pieces. - It does. - Let it play out. Okay, look, he's fine, he
just blew his pants off. Redneck good times, you
never know what you're gonna get out of them, but
you can best guarantee it's gonna be a
whole lot of fun. (laughing) Being that you're a big cat, do you love or hate birds? I should hate them, right? Tell me about your bird pet, didn't you have a
little parrot key? - No. - Never? You had a crow? Is it true or untrue you
had a pet woodpecker? - Untrue. - Okay, all right, I'm gonna
have to reach out to your mom, I'm pretty sure you
had a pet woodpecker. Because the big cat is
naturally a big cat, he hates birds, that's
why we have this segment, birds are (beep). You better believe little
Johnie here is going to hate and be afraid of birds
till the day he dies. Get rid of the food,
child, get rid of the food, there you go. - The birds aren't (beep), the parent filming this
as their child screams in terror is the (beep). - One thing I'm gonna tell you
right now, stay off my block, old man, beat it, beat it. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Man, you're a (beep), man. Oh, we still doing this,
we still doing this? We still doing this. It's okay, I'm good, you good? No, I don't know
what it is, you know, that bird's just
such an asshole. Yeah, no, no, I know, babe, he
could have killed you, babe. - You still talking (beep),
you still talking (beep)? Get out! Oh man, aggressive geese, you
never want to be around them. Okay, I want to point out
a couple of things here. Number one, she's naked. When you're at Coachella,
partying on the slip and slide, the last thing you
ever expect to do is to be fully naked and just whip your face, go ahead, man. Okay, look, naked,
naked, panties, panties. Look at her panties! She is butt naked, man! What the fuck! Oh my God! Here's the thing about dancing. Big cat's a master. Okay? - That's as true as that
I never wore a shirt until I was 16. - Listen to me, listen to me, show us some dance moves. - No way. - Show us some dance moves, man. Come on, come on. Get up there, get up there, man. Show us some dance
moves, yeah, Big Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat, Big
Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat,
Big Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat Big Cat, Big Cat, Big
Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat! - The most awkward
dancing I've ever seen. - I apologize to all of you. Holy moly, guys, I was
looking for some of that magic and I got a little bit of this. I have a sister,
her name is Denise, how were we as a
brother and sister? - Pretty mean to each other. - Oh, what? What? We've created a category
to reflect on the childhood rivalry I had with my sister,
called sibling rivalry. Take a look. Throw it in his face! Baby on baby violence,
what do you think? - It's not funny. - I mean, it's pretty funny. - No, it's not. - Take it back, mom,
what happened here? - Start that and we're all good. - Do you think I would ever
do something like this? - Yeah! - Yeah, you would. - I would never on my
sister's beautiful birthday put her face inside
this weird brown cake. But you want to know
who would, this guy. Rewind it back and watch, look at his little smirk. I would never, ever do that
to Denise, I promise you, what am I? - A good brother. - Thank you! Who does that remind you of? - There, that's Rob! - Okay. - [Chanel] How did
he even get there? - Pause it, pause it, we just
know it's not gonna work, you know? Like everything about, how
he even climbed up there, it's just not gonna work. But look, the reality
of it is he's gonna be supported the right way
and that's what matters. - [Man] You got this, man. - [Rob] Don't worry, I'm bendy. - He couldn't even
stand up right! - He couldn't even get a launch, he just went Jell-O-vy! - I love it. - There you have it. - All right, dad. How active are you on Twitter? (laughing) - Dead. - Okay, now have you ever
been on Twitter, ever? - Never. - Okay, 'cause we found a
Gene Dyrdek Twitter account, okay, and let's take a
look at what we found. Okay. Gene Dyrdek, hey, son, don't tell mom I'm on here,
just wanted to say hello and that we miss you. Is this my father or no? - No. (laughing) Gene, I want you to
come up here and shoot a hole in one to win someone
from this crowd $500. - Let's do it. (cheering) - Okay, how do you feel,
do you feel the power? Okay, who is it gonna be? The guy that looks
like Santa Claus! I don't know what he
does in his off season. Mike. Hey, guys, his name is Mike. - Hi, hi, sorry. (laughing) - Come on, dad. - Oh my God. - There it is, there it is. (cheering) That's it for our show today, thank you to my dad, to Mike, to Steelo Brim, I'm Rob
Dyrdek and we'll see you next time on Ridiculousness. - First of all, can I say one
thing, can I say one thing? The fact that you actually
do that is amazing, I watched this show for so long, I never thought
you actually did it and that's just talent, bro. That's it, I don't know what. - I like this kid,
I like this kid. I'm gonna say it
right now, can we get a standing ovation for Sterling
please, standing ovation. Standing ovation! - Steelo, Steelo, Steelo,
Steelo, Steelo, Steelo, Steelo, Steelo, Steelo! - It's a remote, it's
just the remote, guys. - What is it, Chanel? (laughing) - Is that what we do when
black people see magic? Oh hell no. - [Rob] Here it is. - Oh, she died, guys. That was a god damn tsunami. - Man, that would be the
most epic shot right here. - Bro, she is not
with us anymore. - [Rob] Someone's about to
score some points, high speed! - Did he pee himself? Is that a stain on
his pants right there? He already pissed his pants. - I got my helmet on. - Boom, bitch, what's up! I didn't know it was you. - He didn't even
mean to punch him, he was looking
for somebody else, listen to him. (laughing) - Boom, bitch, what's up? I'm sorry, I didn't
know it was you! - When I left you, I said, hey, here's a whiskey throttle
with an old woman on a Kawasaki, what was
going to happen, Sterling? - Not quite sure, but I do know, 50-year-olds and
motorcycles do not mix. - Pause it. What I do know is. - I'm pleased I peed
myself a little bit there. - There are a lot of different
phobias in the world, what's the strangest
one you ever heard of? - I'm scared of butterflies. - Yeah, right. You're making that up. - Swear to God. If you look at their-- (screaming) When you actually get up close-- - [Rob] Yeah. - On a butterfly's like
face, they ugly as hell. (laughing) And raccoons, I'm
scared of raccoons. - [Rob] Yeah. - They have hands, and like
they pick (beep) up like us. That scares me. (laughing) - Steelo, I got a
surprise for you, something I think you're
gonna appreciate and love. - Oh man. (laughing) - [Rob] We're busting balls. (laughing) - That's what happens
for real when you bust. (laughing) - [Rob] Picture your
backyard, like worst nightmare coming true. - [Man] Oh no! (laughing) - Oh man. (audience applauding) - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out. Why are we clapping for this? We don't know if
that man's okay. That man might have
died after that, really. When did Batman start
wearing a leather jacket? - Batman poor as hell now. - [Rob] Are you good? I love you, you're my sister. You're my sister. (laughing) - Is she making her do
her homework though? She got a big ass
calculator in her hand. - [Rob] For you, okay, just channel that inner child. Channel that inner child. (audience gasping) (crying) (laughing) - [Man] Danny spilled the soda. - You hear his wife
ask what happened, and he quickly blames
the little boy. (laughing) Listen, listen. - [Man] Danny spilled the soda. - The dude threw him
under the bus so fast. (audience gasping) - What? He must have eight more lives. Oh, wait a minute. (laughing) Oh, oh, oh. (laughing) He looked at her like
it was his side bitch, like what you doing here? (beep) (laughing) Oh God damn. - [Rob] Cuts it down,
innocent bystander. (audience gasping) - She had never Tap
danced before that day. (laughing) Looking like Jesus Tap
dancing up a storm. (audience gasping) You know what? That's not a block or a charge, this is two different leagues. (laughing) If you were in the NBA, this
is small fry right here. - That's a suspension foul. (laughing) He ran like death, right
down her throat, didn't he? (audience gasping) Oh, just gave his ass a
clean shave, didn't it? It was his job interview, got a clean shave
before he got there. (laughing) What kind of soup is she making? She a lady. (laughing) - I'm a lady. Yo, I'm looking for Starling. (beep) (audience gasping) - Hey, he flew! Look, look, I didn't
even know they can fly. He's looking him in
the eye, look at him! (laughing) What the (beep) is up? (laughing) - [Rob] I'm sure we
can do this together. - [Man] First of all how
do you drive this thing? Let's start with that. (audience gasping) - If y'all love is just
as strong as this bike, y'all aint gonna make it. - [Rob] I'm gonna
call you a taxi. (audience gasping) - You can tell he
had a case before, look he put his hands right up. - I didn't touch
her, it wasn't me. - I didn't touch her. - It wasn't me. - [Rob] It takes engineering. (audience gasping) (laughing) - [Man] Oh my God, that hurt. - [Man] This is a multiple one. - [Rob] Okay, this is beyond me. - Wait, wait, wait, he got
a random ass Prince tattoo. (laughing) - [Rob] This is just so bizarre. - How easy is it to
become a black belt in this town though, right? - Wim Hof, oh I didn't even
think that was a death touch, I think he just fell. All right, you're good. You're good. You're good. Wim ma! (laughing) - That person looks
like Death right there. (laughing) - Oh my God, that
is the Grim Reaper. - [Rob] Pretty good in school,
doing a little bit of school sleeping here, Roger. Head smack! Face kick! Body slam, and horse face. (laughing) - Oh man, you know he's been
wanting to whoop his ass for a long time. - Mind your own (beep) business. (audience gasping) - I mean, I mean is she wrong? Mind your (beep) business, okay? - Mind your (beep)-- - Is she going through coupons? What is she doing? - [Woman] Oh hi, you
look so friendly. - No, no, no! I love like, no, no,
no, no don't do it! - He like volunteered
for rabies, right there. I'll take rabies, yeah. (beep) (laughing) (audience applauding) - [Rob] Okay, okay. - You know what? I think it knocked him out and then woke his ass back up. (beep) it hit him twice! He got knocked down
right here, he's out. And then it hits him
again, he's like all right. - [Rob] He's back
up, he's back up. - What's going on. Where we at? - [Rob] Coming in hot! - I'm out here holding
a race the same day the deer are holding their race. (laughing) 'Cause the deer looked
like, it was our (beep) day. - [Rob] Hello, hello. (audience gasping) - I saw that coming though. He dragged his ass. That man went so far,
that man lost his life. (laughing) Oh he tried to grab
onto the screen. His teammate
couldn't believe it, look at the black dude on 10. (beep) (laughing) He dropped that (beep). Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever gotten a phone
like a day or two later-- - Yes the same day. Yeah, the same day, I was
leaving the Apple store. And I was parking, and
it drops out my pocket, and I'm closing the door. And it (beep) bent in
half, shattered everything. I took it back and told
them I had been shot at. (laughing) I swear to God! I was like, I got shot at,
and Apple saved my life. (laughing) And the lady was like,
"Oh my God, I'm so happy." And I was like, you
believe this story? I swear to God, true story. What is this? What are they saying? - [Rob] Okay, okay. - Are they just singing
Nicki Minaj, that's all. (upbeat music) - The floor is wet! Let's get a doughnut. The floor is wet! Get a doughnut! Oh shit, oh! Oh, how about this
coffee, bitch? The floor is wet bitch! - Wait, what is
she fighting with? - Man, she originally
had what I believe is a medium coffee
and a doughnut. - I love she picked up the
slippery when wet sign up and fell right away. (laughing) Like you knew the
floor was slippery, what the (beep) are you doing? (laughing) Read the sign. - Chanel, I have a
feeling that you laugh both when you see something
sketchy or dangerous, and when you see
something funny. - Yes. - [Rob] Is that true? - Pretty much. - So, if you're about to like, you know drive a
car off a cliff, you're gonna be
like this is crazy. - Okay. Not if it's me about to die. - If it's somebody
else you laughing? - You guys put me in
an awkward situation. - But is it instinctually? - There's certain situations
where it's a bad accident or something that's very
funny to watch, usually-- (laughing) - I did not see her going there! - Man! - There's a bad accident
and it's hilarious. - I thought, we just-- - Funny to watch, when it ends and you see that they're okay. If I don't see the end of
it, and don't know for sure. That's when I probably
won't laugh as much. - [Rob] He's like let me get
in on some of this action. Wow, wow, wow! - He's having a good time. - [Rob] Wait, how
did I get here? - He thought his wife was
still at the mall shopping, she got back from Sephora early, and was like, hell no! (laughing) - [Rob] Oh what is this? He's so cute, you
little fatty cat. Look at you you
little fatty cat. Look at you! - The struggle. - What does you heart tell
you when you see this? - It's really cute. (laughing) - My heart aches for this
little fat white cat. - I thought you were
gonna say something about, like, about-- - Nope. - I thought you were
gonna say something like, "Oh, I love white (beep)." (laughing) - And God, because we have pigs, there's chitlins today
on our tables, God. You're so mindful
of your people. (laughing) - I get like this whenever
I find a Taco Bell open at 4 A.M. (laughing) (upbeat music) (gasping) - Are they playing? - No, he was trying
to get some I think, and she was like uh-uh. - Wake your ass up. (laughing) - [Rob] Oh here comes Brittney. - [Woman] Little
Dora the Explorer. (audience gasping) - Called her ass
Dora the Explorer. (laughing) - Not exploring no more. - Right. - Chanel, let's talk
about life and the future and where it can take you. - In the future? - That's right. One day do you plan
on being a mother? - Yes, definitely. - Okay, what are
you most afraid of in that journey to motherhood? - I guess I'm scared
of dropping it, like. - Oh my God, you
don't trust yourself? - You don't wanna
drop your baby, like-- - That's a fact. - [Rob] Yup. - They're fragile. (upbeat music) - What the (beep)? - [Woman] What? - [Rob] Wow. (laughing) Okay. - Wait. That was amazing. That baby's body
language was like, well, sorry you say
it all the time. I didn't know, jeez. - [Man] It's like
hearing this stuff. - [Woman] But you're
never hearing silence, even if it's like really quiet. No, no, no. No, no, no, shut up. - [Man] Can you hear silence,
is the most amazing (beep). - [Man] Hearing nothing,
nothing is something. - Can you hear silence? Can you hear silence? - Can you hear silence? - Yes. (laughing) - Yes, I'm also saying yes. - No, you don't hear anything. - Silence is technically
a sound, right? - It's not technically a sound. (laughing) It's silence. - I think there's-- - But you, okay, if
everybody, hold up. - [Rob] Go ahead. - If everybody shuts up, and it becomes
completely silent, you can hear that, right? - No, you don't hear. - [Chanel] So you
can hear silence. - You don't hear anything. - Huh, huh, huh. (laughing) - Oh my God! Imagine being swole and
that's your sound you make. - Huh, huh. - He sounds like a weird bird. (laughing) - [Rob] Oh yeah, oh God. Other side, other side. Oh yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh. - That's the life right there. That's obviously
not a good vacuum. It's like not even
sucking the cat up. (laughing) - Do it Chris! (screaming) (audience gasping) He knocked him out, man. - The guy in the background
looks like a gnome. (laughing) What is he wearing on his head? - She finally said something. - These have been
short clips today. - There it is. (laughing) (screaming) - Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God. - I'm scared from that. - Chanel do you own a Go Pro? - No. I wanna get one though. - What would you
film if you got one? - I think like, I
could have my own show, just about road rage. - Road rage? - Like one time I
just like, (beep) you, and this guy is like,
"Yo West coast!" (laughing) I was like, he like
took that really well. (laughing) - [Rob] I just wanna
talk, I just wanna talk. Fine! Go! Go back to that dirty
freeway whore of yours. - I thought, does it have horns? - [Rob] Tusks. - I thought those were extinct. (laughing) - [Steelo] Yes! - Horns are in fact extinct, however elephant tusks are not. (beep) - [Steelo] He looked like
he was taking a selfie. - It's like, like we're
gonna spray both of us, nah, I got something
that's gonna spray me. - All of a sudden he
looks like Donald Trump. (laughing) - [Steelo] But what
do you want from this? Don't touch it. (audience gasping) Oh my God. - [Chanel] Oh my
God, it probably hit
somebody in the head. (laughing) He killed someone! - [Rob] I got
karaoke, but Debbie, she shut down, it's... - Wow, bro. - Wait it literally looked
like she powered down. It looked like the
batteries just died. - She did. To join the coastguard
you got to love water. So, when I think about what
branch you might end up in, I think you kind of
like boats and beaches that you can end up
in the coastguards. - I feel like that'll
be the one I go with. (laughing) And I'd obviously
guard the West Coast. (laughing) - [Rob] This is the
Canadian armless pushup. - Cana-duh. (laughing) - [Rob] It's gonna
be so amazing. - It looked like he
got nervous in the air, he was just like. (laughing) - [Rob] Put it in, bring it in. Bring it in! Bring it in! - What the hell is he doing? - Bro, he's like
you went too close. - [Man] Yes, that's it,
fight for your father's love. Hey, stop it. - You got to move. - The dad is like
so entertained. - It literary looks
like Kylie and I. (laughing) - Have either of you ever
kicked someone and dropped them? - I took karate for
a week and quit. - You took karate? - [Rob] What? - Show us what you got. - No. - I wanna shew (beep). (audience cheering) She look like a
(beep) Power Ranger. She was like. Oh! (audience applauding) It got real. It got real. There you go. - That's why I quit, I
wasn't that good at it. - [Rob] Okay, all right. (laughing) - [Steelo] Oh my God. Just give him a slice man. - I know exactly what
they're doing, though. They're using the box as
a shield to keep him away, I had to do that with my dog. We had to like put the box up. You block them out, like
you make a little wall, like a little Wall of
China around your food. (laughing) - [Rob] All right, cool. That's a good catch. - [Man] Oh you son of a bitch. - What was that? A big ass sea lion? Some sort of sea beast? - A walrus. - Big ass weird sea walrus? - Oh wait, is a
walrus in the sea? I got confused, I got confused. - Where would a walrus be
If he's not in the sea? (laughing) - [Rob] Hello. - He looks like he was
sleeping in the mud and just woke up. - [Rob] Where did he come from? - 'Cause I don't believe
in like moving of emotion, I believe in moving of strategy, and like my only strategy
is just to tell the truth. Just like whatever
I said about you, I'm gonna say to you, and I'm gonna continue
to say it to you regardless of how mad you get. - But just because
you say something doesn't make it the truth. - That's true, it's
just my opinion. She's saying that 'cause I said, I told her she was wack
rapping one time, that's all. (laughing) - Give it a wrap. - That's all. (beep) Just come out of no where. (beep) - I'm just saying though, you can have opinions it doesn't
mean they're right, though. - Beef, beef, beef, beef, beef! (beep) I never knew, I never knew! When was this? - She's right, she
is right though. It's just my opinion. - Yeah, we're all
entitled to opinions. - That's all. Have y'all ever heard her rap? - [Audience] Yeah! - Okay, good for the
people that said no. - Well, no. Hold on. Hold on, let's just get (beep). Little Wain who co-signed Drake and Nicki Minaj is the same
person who co-signed me. I won a BET award
with Young Money. I got songs with
French Montana, YG, Ty Dolla $ign, Snoop Dog. Mind you, mind you, hold up. Hold up, hold up! Mind you, I did a
song with Snoop Dog after getting into a
verbal argument with him, because he respected me so
much after I spoke my mind to him, he still came back
and did a song with me. - Why you talking with
your hands, though? - You don't know my
musical track record, bro. You don't know my
musical track record. Sorry. I can't be (beep) funny today, 'cause he doesn't know my
(beep) musical track record. so get familiar. (audience cheering)
