r/Iamveryrandom | POTATO!!! XD

yeah I had to do a kawaii pose x3 I am random at times what's up guys and welcome back to NK and today we're gonna get a little funny random with our slash I am very random you know I wrote this before I start recording and it like it made me irrationally upset my last two brain cells fighting over whether 3 plus 1 is Abraham Lincoln a purple how did that get 1.1 thousand likes that's what I really want to know what world yes the triangle of random I have a crippling depression rawr XD and I'm a kawaii potato which one are you open my laptop this morning to find out apparently at 5 in the morning I recorded a full three-part acapella arrangement of the national anthem Who am I I've said it before I'll say it again you James Charles James annoying orange video what did Apple say to orange orange fart like if you agree so funny tell orange Oh get it even me both Doug do you and me vote you know I can't really get mad at these um comments because for the most part it's like all young kids it seems and I can't get mad at kids just commenting whatever they want over the internet it's kind of adorable what do you think is funny oh sure you're not a kid I ate a sandwich yesterday the internet historian come on bro cheeky face in the corner I see you man I pee syrup WTF don't question the magic gonk droid I wish I understood whatever language you're speaking booga-booga I'm DeAndre Jordan I honestly found you attractive but right now I'm sure dove confused his crap I honestly found a beehive and shove silly string in mine in you you did what DeAndre yeah why would you do that on tinder you're you've you've why you you you had your chance to shoot your shot and it was a blank you fired a blank bacon I can't think of anything else to say random does not equal funny thanks codename deviant hey look it's a big old woodland mansion where you guys say about that Elijah Bradshaw cucumber thanks bro I just wish someone loved me as much as this cat loves strawberries and that cat loves strawberries so much he changed species and fruit showing that love knows no bounds I am a bird kaka kaka potatoes yeah save the bees plant more trees clean the Seas then shredded cheese okay oh we got something from our / PewDiePie submissions when a child dies in the Chocolate Factory obba loompa another Oompa Loompa the child's parents aerodynamics of an elephant but it's not funny nobody YouTube recommendations watch a woman tell her husband she's pregnant while Conan O'Brien pours good milk down the sink Conan that wacky Conan O'Brien look at you get back to hosting your talk show stupid stop pouring that good milk down the sink I could use it for my cereal you prick my dad just came in my room into a chicken strip at me it's midnight he went to bed at 7:00 what is wrong with my family update he came back in my room and asked for the chicken strip back update he's singing Queen update he passed out in the hallway when I tried to wake him up he said he would lead the revolution himself God my family is so weird I just remembered I live alone daddy's girl welcome to the gay parade XD and then it's spongebob but it's wedged in between the sweet cheeks of patrick Star data data data hmm data it might be only one who pronounces it like a watermelon how did you get a hundred in one up votes for the hand in what world and what realm roses are red my name isn't Dave this makes no sense microwave that's a classic XD random poem deep everything in the world is either a potato or not a potato wow that's deep why are donkeys orange yep I'm done sorting by new today is this a door or a beach let me know obviously it's a cactus in an audible facepalm that hurts to do cuz I'm just smacking the side of my head slapping the hell out of my temple for comedy the things I do for quick laughs you win ten million dollars but you have to escape from a penguin through the desert while wearing Crocs which flavor a banana bread do you choose to drink a slash I am very random who else eats water with a fork and also i snort ketchup I'm like I can't get mad at it because it feels like it's kids man I can't get mad at kids just being kids was English test easy as a number between a and indigo it was about a Papa New Guinea what when you say that random does not equal funny but you remember Rowan Atkinson I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal I intend to live as a goat bro you gotta love Rowan Atkinson though my man mr. bean I love them this is fake the dogs are paid actors edit by the way don't trust edited comments oh wait edit - did you know that snails like bananas do thee me why do you try so hard to be random my friend because I'm a potato I'll be honest with you I've never fully understood the potato joke pinky even as a kid I've never quite understood why the that was funny or where it came from please internet internet smart guys internet wise guys enlighten me hello well that's pretty funny you know what's funnier is when you stick a CD inside of a floppy drive but only cherries come out of the notebook lines but after you milk the cow the only motor oil that'll work will have to be from a sandwich station this is exactly why we need more fuel-efficient birds stuffs wild yeah I had to do a kawaii pose x3 I am random at times but why the tail yeah that's like that's like some 2013 stuff man back when tails were all the fat for your like the the scene kids and whatnot was it was it the scene kids I don't know I'll remember but I remember tails being a huge fad I think they're still around but not as often roses are red violets are blue garlic bread blink-182 Mac I'm Monty's poetry I know this will probably get lost in the comments but sometimes when I'm home alone I like to go out and my garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot I live a exhilarating lifestyle people have skin and potato have skin so we are all potatoes what the heck hiccup Jesus man uncle grandpa uncle grandpa was built on the random is funny so I'll give it to Uncle grandpa he can be random me give me random it's fine just this once I'll allow it hey guess what what Dave just died who's Dave he was a person we had in her basement Oh oh yeah he was a good french fry perfect amount of salt okay then he's a waffle I thought it was a french fry make up your mind Doug guys it's 2:00 a.m. and I forgot what Old Mill meant and I thought it was an emotion I said out loud I'm feeling very oatmeal but it didn't make sense so I looked up oatmeal but I spent 20 minutes contemplating if it actually wasn't emotion and if Google was lying please reply don't you hate it when your friends are like OMG he is like gorgeous best boyfriend ever and you're like I like goldfish it's a snack the smiles back it'll never leave you I don't listen do you boo do you hey what up you beautiful can I buy you how much twelve potato Oh sounds about right pin this potato and every board for no reason you heard you heard the man you heard the man pin a potato up it him up I'm so glad you're as random as me dude random comedy is the bane of my existence I'm sure I part taking some from time to time but I try not to you're on your way home and you saw these what would you do dabbe fortnight dance Nene or call it Chinese all right I don't know why the mild racism at the end there but okay to hug through you I guess oh no who needs to hear this right now but you can eat lasagna in the shower if you want to it's not illegal they can't arrest you go and be free basically I'm at school mentally I'm fighting an angry mob while riding on the back of a dragon named Gerard oh and Mamma Mia by ABBA is playing in the background random does not equal funny oh oh I hate this I hate that that's an optical illusion oh you suck go to hell yeah like cover up the post of Ma'at with my hand when you don't have any idea what is lit so you just post a simple duck with a cool background for set up votes seven is cool I put the Yi in NEETs I put the tea and tweets last line didn't make no sense honey nut cheerios wheat thanks Lomas that was actually a cut that didn't make the album are / crappy superpowers you are invincible but only when you tipos while moaning at the top of your lungs all the while moonwalking on Mars its oddly specific and haven't you couldn't even do your manager coming three words only I like turtles looks like a Sam's Club collapsed is this this has to be like a Sam's Club god that is tragic that's so much wasted product our / memes is a gold mine this is the first image that pops up when you google potatoes so let's congratulate this potato so we get a congrats potato in the comment section should probably close some tabs what the Frick is a pomegranate can horses eat paninis what if sharks spoke and is milk flammable another hour / ask reddit random if a man went to the moon a bear married a woman then whats 9+10 don't waste of people have asked right it's time with you nonsense are sloshed our thoughts you walk up to a cow say habla espanol but the cow don't know Spanish sue reply with mo XD I'm so funny I'll see myself out in how much the boy / girlfriend cost at least three potato DNA used to be two potato the recession hit us hard when does the narwhal bacon what do you read it bro yeah hello well you're meant to say that to people who you think read it the reply at midnight I'm a better redditor they've sub - hour / space wieners tenon attend with rice XD that was the joking with the are / ask reddit thread did you get it no I didn't a joke is even worse when you have to explain it my sense of humor is so warped I mean I don't laugh at actual jokes I laugh at things like I will buy America for two goat no no that is too much goat I'm really angry because I laughed really hard you walk in the kitchen with no legs and you grow out with a boyfriend and you see her cousin in the kitchen boiling Froot Loops and cooking kool-aid and Easter eggs for Christmas dinner she's a virgin with eight kids how old is it next-door neighbor's dog too old for this old for this garbage sometimes when I'm in public I like to yell filthy Frank quotes and scare / disturb / annoy people no one every single new post in our / I am very random girls locker room I can't stand PE they aerodynamics of a cow this pen will never know what a bagel like go to sleep I wasn't better a blog this but it spoke to me on a personal level how did he speak to you though I don't understand what did say actually funny jokes I'm a potato ah and that brings us to the end of our slash I am very random if you liked the video leave a line down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Views: 1,050,091

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Id: NWpNxoScv0U

Length: 11min 45sec (705 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 13 2019