r/Gatekeeping | ONLY 90's KIDS WILL GET THIS

people who hated minecraft in 2012 to 2017 and love it now have no right to call themselves the true fans of it thanks spider-man are you a true fan of Minecraft what's up guys and welcome back to ma my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash gatekeeping only 90s kids will get this picture I was born in 98 and let me tell you oh that's a funny meme you to thousands kids feel bad feel badly you lose feel that vu losers no get in the photo celebrating her achievement of buying our first home at 28 with her husband try being 23 buying your first home on your own the VATS and achievement or you could be had before instead of gatekeeping achievements any female born after 1993 can't cook all they know is McDonald's charge they phone twerk be bisexual eat Hot Chip and lie take that all women born after 1993 eat hot chip people with anxiety can apply for blue badges everyone is freaking an she's I am all the time when I'm doing something no does it make me freakin disabled people need to get a grip is that right cuz nuts someone lad Bibles telling me I can get my blue badge idiot bookmarks are for quitters how dare you want to take a break from reading the book you don't read it all the way through you wife having a miscreant oh my god that's funny anyone over a five is a cockatoo your baby gamer I'm sorry I don't make the rules I know who tweeted this and I'm still hurt by it I know exactly who made that tweet and it hurts me I started with a nine I had a Gamecube those my first console this is fake candy this is real candy not as fruit that's fruit a lot of cigarettes Sun killers for the pain that's edgy this should be the minimum number of smokes per day for everyone smokers and non-smokers you're only allowed to call yourself a smoker if you smoke a pack a day or more I don't think it's healthy to encourage that kind of habit my guy I wish more had more of a educate the ignorant attitude as opposed to send death rates to the ignorant I love how this post is aided by a sis white boy I like how you completely ignored the message and instead focused on who posted it hmm Wow a hundred and thirty thousand notes is that like retweets good going my guy 2016 honey I found a pic of your grandmother 2090 homie I thought a piquillo gram just I imagine maybe the dialect changes with it oh no not that I like the the inflection you know how they speak how they be talking see I've seen like 600 variation of this meme and I got to tell you a story the year is 2012 it's Christmas it's the first year my sister and I are both home from college and we're feeling kind of nostalgic so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past we're all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the dog is curled up under the tree it's all very norman rockwell's we're going through my mom's side of the family laughing at pictures of the grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog and grandpa pulling faces at the camera when we find an old brown envelope the Frick says my sister because she's been into great-aunt Liz rum balls and I open the envelope inside our four tickets to the Titanic unused and mom tells us the story of how her ancestors almost came over on the Titanic the great aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine thus saving their lives the other thing in the envelope are seven photographs made in 1890 they are of my great-great-grandmother they are nudes they are not tasteful nudes like these are violating Terms of Service on most platforms obscene great-great-grandma had these taken way back in ye olden days in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he did turn a party it up in Chicago I cannot tell you how frickin hard we laughed like I think I passed out I was laughing so hard so yes people have always been like this and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday that's kind of it's kind of charming [ __ ] down gauge each time folks you know Christmas tradition oh it's terrible Oh their breadsticks are like crack I love when people say like crack who have obviously never done crack well they're breadsticks like what then Ryan what can I use I don't know something from your world the breadsticks are like scrapbooking if your dad doesn't ride sleds tell him happy Mother's Day for us we love the snow dark humor is offensive and oppressive it's not for everyone it's for dumb racist people if it's funny for you then you're racist or you do not understand that for someone it is not a joke but a brood for life and you got downvoted idiot that's pretty different I have enough full sense of humor oi oi oi oi oi you're it's not an addiction until you suck the wiener for yeah that's right and I'm addicted to Minecraft some about the the starkness of this this images really is really tickling me Europe is so hot right now that even meteorologists are calling it hell and Australians are all laughing those gatekeeping Australians were 300 degree weather get back to the end Bank ye Ozzy's achievement unlocked obtain a wife hey look it's the game theory symbol only gamers will ever know what this means true gamers will never know what this means no man that works 40 hours a week when I come home to no food and arguing it's cute how people think of 40-hour workweek is so exhausting I remember my first part-time job yes thank you actually it's only extensionism if it comes from the extensionism region of france otherwise it's just sparkling anxiety you must be fun at parties Aaron Paul Sullivan straight men be like oh I love women but then the only women they like are skinny long haired girls aged 18 to 25 fake fans SM FH oh you love women name three of their albums I'm hot I'm cold I'm yes I know I know oh no I'm throwing a joke out there if it sticks it sticks if it does it does it next post office noobs I just finished the office for the first time office fanatics congratulations on your one series viewing I have 70 each one better than the last that's weird men who don't like football are always weirdos you know what fair enough but I like comedy and look where that got me okay we could add guy me huh huh Idina more like a dummy yeah I got you yeah got him I'm awesome don't bring a girl to the NBA Finals she'll get bored is this gatekeeping thing I feel like this is making fun of Justin Bieber yeah well I got negative 3 on the gatekeeping scale it just seems like it's making fun of the Biebs my generation will start a revolution your generation can't even start a lawnmower yeah can you just you hold the thing and yeah you pull back the the the thingy and it goes that's how you started you what do you think I don't know you think I never started a lawnmower oh you're from Georgia nah I'm from Georgia Atlanta versus Georgia means still Georgia I get to be more depressed than you white straight males have depression I call bull crap now in people of color women in LGBT have so much worse why did that girl standing on the soccer ball that's all I want to know do y'all think pushing a grocery cart is feminine bro any man who pushes a car is soft AF I usually bring my jugs at a grocery store I'm pointing at the car and yell run down aisle 13 bro then I realized I was just picking up my girl some tampons are the most aggressively possible cuz I'm a real man thanks toxic masculinity everyone complains about the heat here in Arizona but y'all know you got mad pride about it non Arizonian boy it sure is hot here it got up to 95 Arizonans that is weak stuff I wear sweaters at 95 talk to me when it's 120 degrees and has it rain at 85 days by the way I don't sweat anymore and I'd lost the ability to spit it's so hot Hotel California you're too young for that song it's one of the greatest songs ever so when you want to just share the song with the younger generation then if it's one of the greatest songs ever kurz James huh 28 pictures people who aren't huge nerds will never understand boss oh good are you at power point me I excel at it was that a Microsoft Office pun word you're fired I'm feeling lonely these days are you a single child no then you don't know a thing about loneliness what I do I do ah Instagram user the normies have infiltrated okay professional reddit guy with a four-month-old account boom Shh get him tour charts I love it I'm glad I grew up doing this instead of this yeah how dare those kids not get calloused fingers how dare they oh so I like gatekeeper just because I own this game you won't open it unless you bribe me or solve my riddles three make sense to be disabled parking lot should only be valid during business hours 9:00 to 5:00 Monday to Friday I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times were disabled Daniel we're not werewolves coming out as bi at age 50 doesn't make you part of the queer community whatever you want to say to make you sleep at night bud when non vegans make salad versus when vegans make salad aren't I so much better than you with the picture I stole from Pinterest if you're white you can't speak Spanish are you familiar with the entire country of Spain you're literally white why have you given yourself a Japanese name learning the language doesn't make you agen stop appropriating Japanese culture here as a Welsh name I'm half Welsh I hope I said that right I'm sorry I didn't say your name right if you don't know who this is you didn't have a childhood she was the Pharos of our childhood well she was the 1972 Olympian whatever I don't even know who she is she's got like a fishing net with lead weights in it I don't want to know who she is eat it if your boyfriend never wore one of these he was probably smart enough to go to college and has a good paying job you should marry him mayor who you want it doesn't matter if you were in uniform and not the kind of gatekeeping the world needs real men don't buy women stop human trafficking and I love this guy he I love his outfit too I wish I had your confidence homeboy I love them my house is like a zoo awesome what do you have a bird a fish a rabbit a dog and a cat yeah well I got lizards snakes a hedgehog a snail couple of cockroaches some spiders and me yeah I'm an animal f off Karen barked at me on my way to the car this morning oh what a terrible gate keeper look at this this is a cute little guy but he's gatekeeping so he made it to the subreddit and that brings us to the end of our slash gatekeeping and if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 17 2019