r/Iamverybadass · i'm literally shaking

oh my god what can i say that the courts already haven't if you've gotten this far then you've looked beyond the photos so welcome and come on in i don't i don't like this no how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is zach and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash i am very badass i have anger issues and i'm serious stay away okay is is this supposed to be emotional if so then i'm afraid my tears and emotions have been dried out because i've watched many sad animes okay buddy for all who know me would you feel comfortable approaching me as a complete stranger and blaming me for your daughter being sick i like to think i'm a nice guy but i can also be your worst nightmare food for thought if you feel the need to say i'm a nice guy you're probably not a nice guy i once hit a wall like eight times bare knuckle breaking my hand in six different parts didn't feel a thing until i went to the hospital and they moved the bones back in place bet that wall didn't mess with you again and this kids is why you learn to control your emotions and how to not punch walls that will break your hands well you're real dumb for doing that kicked out still too scared to fight lol damn right geez rough time in my life i remember picking fights with bouncers in wilmington just to see how many it would take to beat me god i was so stupid and had the grammatical skills of an ass the answer is four it would take four to beat me oh well okay you don't know what lurks in the dark go and search give me one week and i'll bring that bridge down okay what's so cool about communism anyways put me 1v50 commies and blood won't be the only thing read on the floor i would love to see you try bro i'm 11 and can dead lift 230 pounds but everyone wants to fight me again i would love to see that death walks amount us but i'm not scared of death he is scared of me jesus christ dude cool but still wow i have a dark side too don't mess with me or you are next no one cares do you know how many people died while hanging out with me so don't act cool or i'll find your home address does it look like i give up this whole system is rigged the people have been deceived of we don't come to wait of we don't come to arms and fight right now the united states of america is done the elites have won it's a sad day for our republic tell us when and where i could bring at least 30 armed men at a moment they could each bring many more we don't lack the will we lack the leadership i own a nine millimeter it's loaded with hollow point bullets i know mma when i'm out with it damn near nothing scares me that's real what do you even do who are you sean king apparently most people have had dreams where they're falling i've never had this dream in my life but it sounds really fun like a free no risk skydiving trip why do people describe it as a nightmare sounds like a blast then again i rarely have dreams at all my sleep is mostly dreamless a black abyss explains a lot i guess dreaming in general is undignified and unmanly real men never stoop up to indulging in such fantasies oh look at me i'm so manly i don't have dreams that doesn't make any sense oh god i didn't think i'd be reading jake paul tweets today you know what since you're dumb enough to run president you dumb enough to get knocked out where the f you at kanye west better knock your little wig the [ __ ] off real donald trump little let's do the ppv where the [ __ ] you at yo at joe biden put the gloves on why you being when i'm trolling i really gotta hit save draft who would bigger and won't fight me dez bryant or team juju good jesus man don't move there's a rattlesnake la mao it's just a snake i skinny dipped in a lake swarming with copperheads a couple times no you didn't this is like the third controller i've broken in less than a year due to my anger issues and you know what i'm perfectly fine with smashing the bottom of my controller against my chair so hard the batteries don't even stay in anymore i'm also fine with the fact that the controller won't turn on anymore i'm a okay what's wrong nothing just love breaking controllers it's so much fun yeah i can't wait for you to grow up and uh realize that uh controllers are expensive yeah kicked out of store number one lol what wouldn't wear a mask little so we had to leave they don't kick me out of stores i bow up ready to fight for my freedoms the sheep back down real quick i was just ready to die man beaten after confronting men for not wearing masks try and make me wear a mask and the same thing will happen i don't have to do what you tell me also i don't have to explain my reasoning if you could be born any time in history when would it be explain for me 1900 fighting world war 1 roaring 20s great depression fighting world war ii then experienced the 50s 60s and my 50s and 60s enjoy my twilight years with the modern conveniences of the 70s and die in the 80s before all this internet begins close second place would be 49 bce campaign with caesar in the gallic wars i know this is casey neistat casey if it wasn't for all this internet both you wouldn't be anyone no disrespect but like it's true no one 45 year old out of shape dudes in a world of sheep i am the wolf i am the wolf around and find out i know man you look just like the one pictured everyone talks big behind a screen yeah just like you you wear chains and ripped jeans because it's popular on tick tock i spent three years of middle school walking onto the school grounds blasting shadow moses through my headphones blue black hair and fingerless gloves glaring at all the stupid normies who walked past because they didn't understand what real demons were pretending i was going to meet my boyfriend ollie sykes so we could commit a double suicide in the school bathroom we are not the same what what did i just read dropped out at 17 1998 started learning to fabricate natural stone commercial fisherman and tugboat captain now got into motorcycle reckon oh five took out my spleen and standing my renal artery for a year after pissing blood and still working got an infection in march of this year amputated all toes and most of my fingers started back at work this past august no pain meds at all just willpower not being of it now always hopes when you want to work trades are where it's at what what do you gain from pretending to be oh i don't experience pain i just don't be a mike dewine i'm having 11 people over for thanksgiving coke arrests me yourself what starbucks refused to serve me with my face covering apparently mesh masks are against their policy i asked them to see their written guidelines and they couldn't provide them for me i walked out and ripped their sign off the door on my way gee i wonder why a mesh mask isn't allowed it's almost like it defeats the purpose of a mask today a 100 pound 5-4 teenager called me an [ __ ] for not wearing the muzzle i'm 6'3 and weigh 260 pounds i have never worn the muzzle not even once and this was my first time ever getting harassed no one had ever said anything to me before so this little 16 year old looking boy whose entire body girth was smaller than my arm comes to be inside the store and said you're being a real not wearing a mask i chuckled and said why are you being so rude and hostile he says because you're going to kill a lot of people i smiled and said that's very sad but remember not everyone's going to be as patient and cool as i am and you call the wrong guy you might get hurt he walked off really fast i'm still smiling about the whole encounter as i think about it but one thing is sure that kid was brave for talking to me like that it said that it was the wrong kind of bravery he's still scared of the common cold man you are just uninformed and oh i bet you won't come up to me and talk because i put my sharp blade right through your eyes all right man does this guy have a grenade launcher give it to me even in the jungle and i'll hit an enemy at 100 yards with precision american flag no spotter i'm better than white feather trust me when i can't see the enemy i what when i can't see the enemy enemy i become a beast i go by smell all my family were front lines and nom believe me i become the jungle i'm a great killer for my country american flag emoji now my brother isn't like that he would backhand a girl i would punch a girl bro you might be 17 but i can flip your i can ruin your life instantly man you don't you don't don't believe me i dare you to try me you doug ford says nobody's being forced to take a vaccine but encourages as many people as possible to take it what he thought i was going out with a fight i'll smoke anyone forcing me to take a vaccine there's a difference between forcing someone and encouraging someone not that these people would know that because their their brains are the size of i don't know what donut him don't drink until 21 me a 13 year old drinking a can of monster and vodka i'm so sorry my home is protected by many items that sling that sling hot lead water and power are essential therefore i would consider this a threat to myself and my family and react accordingly los angeles to shut off water and power to homes hosting large parties or gatherings yeah that's theft i paid for utilities i'm gonna have utilities even if i hook them up myself the guy everyone tried to mess with to try and prove how much of a badass they were all of them failed and the guy who pissed off all the senior football players in 2010 lol the one i love my family my friends and i'm going to ew no thanks i'm all right i am 165 meters away with 73 kilograms i kicked the two bouncers they there were easy 190 millimeter and over 100 kilograms in the street there are no reels dirty fast light fighting everything is allowed it hits to the groin to the throat i don't care even if they could be if they what there's no punctuation that that you um you had you you would you could you do you would you want i don't care even if they could they once to fight on the street must be ready to die there's no grammar here or punctuation it's it's awful hello there red white and beautiful are you tired of weak beta males that drink soy lattes soy and i'm here to grab yours i like my women like i like my coffee hot and ready in the morning every time i get a bald eagle cries out american pride and the flag flies a little harder i don't negotiate with terrorists or toddlers i'm a free american and i want to know if you're free tonight shut the f man no god what is this be a wolf be a lion take no sh set goals smash them eat people's faces off be a better person show people who the f you are never apologize for being awesome stay the monkey course i mean i'm all for like you know motivational shirts and stuff that are you know take no [ __ ] set goals smash them yeah that's cool but like this isn't the way to go about it man about me i'mma get used to it because if you start first or trigger my anger issues or any of my disorders either i come for you or i get worse people to come for you all right yeah i'm homophobic the gonna do about it i don't know maybe not respect you as a human being i am an [ __ ] i love freedom drink beer i love my nurse wife i protect my family i eat meat and i own guns if you don't like it move this is so wholesome you know what isn't wholesome pain and you are going to be in a lot of pain soon pal negative 69 down votes um nice question mark yeah but i'll drop her as i have no care for life calm down there satan i'll make satan look like a child when i'm done our slash i am very badass i care about my knife so much everyone is scared of me even when i don't have it so think i'm gonna be a murderer someday do i need therapy again dude this is a movie scene it's not that deep and well ladies and gentlemen just like that we have reached the end of our slash i am very badass thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that 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Id: wBYgpwutDhw

Length: 11min 47sec (707 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 03 2021