Resident Evil 8 Village #6 / Surprisingly Good Ending!

[Music] hello good morning gamers early today how are y'all doing this fun morning yes can you hear me all right near the game everything good okay let's continue should we wake him up oh he woke himself up dude you should get one of those airline pillows you'll be fine uh this is always issue when i stop playing and i'm like wait what was i doing so we unlocked him did i buy the stuff i needed i don't know dude people mad at me not using the grenade launcher like i save it for the bosses obviously get out of here people mad at me for everything in this game like damn so many people complaining i don't use that automatic pistol like i know it's automatic but i use it as a semi and it's like well i want to say bullets i don't want to waste them why waves bullets idiots all right i don't remember maybe i've gotten worse at gaming man i don't remember people being so [ __ ] pissy in the comments on these but there's a lot of uh love as well which i appreciate thank you guys i'm gonna be glowing playing others so okay got a long way to go let's go apparently there's a long way to go i don't want to fight heisenberg i got to be completely honest with you guys you seem cool ah watch i know this is a bit late in the game but i kind of want to see if i can fix these controls because like it's so awful amy no where's movement speed maybe it's this that i need to do no that would be awkward see if this one's spider bit clunky [Music] give me two seconds yeah yeah now we ain't good miranda thinks we're nothing but children oh she doesn't care for us no she's long lost all her humanity god it's so dark i can't see anything or do i have to cry i don't give a [ __ ] about your family drama i think i figured out the plot it hasn't been spoiled or anything but we could be wrong miranda is clearly our girlfriend right because we haven't seen [ __ ] all of her and she was acting all suss why do i smell like gas or something bro don't hit me oh he's just trying to do his job can we ignore these guys how you doing vote miranda out man they're just trying to mine and [ __ ] also why are we putting our baby into that thing without hesitating guess we got no other options eh all right i think this should be their final episode well let's see this looks like a fighting ground maybe we should place pancakes i see the thing there but i'll pick it up later nice oh gosh i didn't see you mate i had to do it to him hold up let me reel up bro [ __ ] blocking just kill them in time that's not gas in my building hopefully i won't die if i start tripping out let me know this is very faint kind of like someone use hairspray or something it's red all right um crystal it's still red uh i'm sure this stuff upstairs actually how do we not have a flashlight at this point get a gotta check the corners for the jump scare when going through tight quarters there's a bird cage by the entrance isn't that what they use in the mines to have to blow this up probably yeah check if there's gas that's ironic give me that i want all the money i want to upgrade all my guns all right i clearly missed some stuff and i actually need it at this point of the game there it is and there was a bird cage or the entrance there you are thanks guys hopefully shotgun ammo yes nice excellent it's blue now hooray which one goes down there you go i think this is the for now but who knows let me just check where that smell has come from c right here they're always working on buildings outside they're probably painting or something it's really strong am i tripping out i don't know [ __ ] weird i'm losing it give me that whoa place of junk all right give me all the loot yeah give me that yeah give me the it's from the mines yeah probably [Music] oh i said the drill box don't do it to me oh we should probably use a name here but they put this another it's funny how they can hurt you and i kind of like that like the mines do nothing are you not dead yet oh god am i actually we're fine we're fine hold up can i walk here yeah oh this damn i need them to die i need them to die [ __ ] don't hurt me okay won that nice i guess we still have the propeller mini boss thing right running low on stuff finally getting used to my pancakes at lions explosive protein pancakes very good you know let's place is what i wanted to do like starting off youtube and playing horror games it's kind of reminiscent and fun to still be able to do it uh and also seeing you guys with the same excitement because like i remember watching let's plays and being so hyped for a new episode coming up every day uh where do i shoot it there it's fun to give that experience back are there more than one yeah but let's place was uh such a small thing before that was [ __ ] huge everyone's doing it how do i get there times change me i think horror games especially is fun to watch someone else play right oh i almost missed this one remember being 13 to 40 and watching i'm 23 now man thanks for sticking around man and new happy wheels let's play coming right up hell yeah is the quality better today i i upped the bitrate a little bit but i was lagging so i don't know i just looked at uh jack and mark's let's play and they look so [ __ ] clean i was like [ __ ] my quality is actually back i didn't realize because it looks so good for me it looks amazing all right that's got to be a boss coming out hey boot is back the best supportive character thank you for always being here the map of course which i've been helped getting so much help from i see you you got to get rid of this scrap first let's try it anyway nope it's literally just pushing it let me check here first well actually it would make more sense if this is the hidden bit don't scare me now window frame which is around the corner door frame and that's where small thing another mold [ __ ] how many molds does a man need sheep all right i used to think it also was so cool to watch people play horror games that weren't scared at all i remember in the beginning i was like oh [ __ ] i wish i could be like that clearly didn't work out i gotta shoot the thing this is a quick time thing yeah there you go i got sucked propeller boss oh he's not gonna be happy about that this looks like a fighting ground right that was close no all right check this out oh i see give me give me oh i [ __ ] right in front of me scariest game i played uh not this one seriously i can knife it from here there we go which game did it seem like i was most scared playing probably the first amnesia honestly that was heavy to play like oh oh thank god i'm done with this part i can stop now oh i thought i died [ __ ] am i supposed to climb up here let's check down first the first bioshock spoke maybe well it's really scary in the start yeah but then it doesn't get scary at all anymore here we go oh thank god we were blue soon she'll start her ceremony with your rubbers if that happens it's all over for your kid and for the whole village but don't worry i'll stop it i'll use rose to kill miranda poor papa you're the only one who doesn't see your kid's power take rose typical of parents i'd like to see you try i think they've taken her already bro most fun game i played was probably one like ib or something like that one of the [ __ ] sake more molds i gotta do with these nothing how dare you this is red wait what's over here excuse me excuse me matt there's a ladder later no wait what how do i get there is that a hidden wall what explain this to me oh very confused oh it's up there isn't it yeah ah there's more there's always more even thanks megan hopefully we have a ton of money now i don't think we do but hopefully we're on the final floor now right yeah come on surprise this elevator is able to carry this man is this the last one this is the big shot hello oh yes wait you can what is this oh it looked like it gave me no mind power on the gun for sure oh god and we're broke now but we can sell stuff come on give me money wait that's combinable looks like something used to be attached to it but what i have magnum ammo oh nice none of these crystals right your coin okay we have six decay used to be alive it's 80k can we combine it with something a good deal if i say so myself oh we can make the the ball that's cool no we have nothing oh yes yeah maybe the mold securing goods is more important than anything and until next we meet where's the mold area oh my god it goes away can we go there is that it if it's just looking window shop away an interesting selection let's get some shotgun ammo don't think we need hang gun i think we're good thank you for your patronage where is it [Music] hey okay tell me to spend all the money can i go down here oh i can oh let's go to the mold which floor is that on engine room oh gosh no it's on the second floor i feel like it was close to the elevator at some point this is where we were is that in here maybe i actually have no idea b4 in the dark hallway really sorry what's the right way creepy hallway hopefully nothing respawns don't kill me just want them all come on put the sweets in plain [ __ ] [ __ ] run close to him is he dead he glitched out you okay buddy you'll get it together thank you green light maybe it's here i wish it was on the map this is red this room oh nice i'm walking in circles now i actually have no idea okay map this is this okay that room is red so maybe let's check that out i'm sorry it looks like there's a door here what we must be close to it this room is red you might want to check it out while we're here uh another thing with let's plays i did the same station song i got a lot of questions about it's just i always did it and i think it started in dead space 2 is it coming through yeah ow don't cover it uh when i played dead space 2 i recorded that over two days but then that was a month worth of videos i would upload 10 minutes a day that's what people did back in the day but now there's such a high demand for content it's like oh if you haven't finished the game in like the first two days and people stop caring because of streaming people finish the game so here finally uh so quickly no one wants to wait for parts instead all right let's make a key mold thank you because i was uh i was in school at the time i did let's plays so for me to record that i just did the videos and then edited them obviously and uh whoa [ __ ] sake yeah just focus on school in between can't do that now i got more time though which is nine not complaining at all okay where's the labyrinth puzzle though there it is now that's heisenberg's key which we have now i actually don't know where that labyrinth is have we not seen it it's coming up later i don't remember seeing it yeah it might be later right room next to elevator okay thanks finally it's red over here what is this switch let me do this already oh what is this oh don't mind if i do these guys are gonna come alive for sure god damn it don't hurt me drill people i think there's so many drills anyway we got flashbangs maybe i should start using them where are they can't i bind them project us for a grenade launcher oh oh it just sounded so useless i'm like i'm gonna focus on that machine l two plus x now it's a flashback hello is it oh god how is he alive what the [ __ ] it's fine more money please kind of take my time here sorry now we're near the end is jack in the chat i keep missing him medical log revitalization surgery this is my 18th attempt the subject is oscar the stable boy 20 years old he fell down the well while drunk bodies in good condition oh poor oscar justin complete [Applause] it's progressing even faster than before it seems upping the ratio of metal maybe we shouldn't work with heisenberg now to pass a current through the brainstem using 6600 volts come on it has to work this time uh-huh did it yes wonderful my creations at last i'll get that [ __ ] yet [Applause] ending recording this is why you shouldn't be creative not everyone should be uh what yes hell yes oh long boy now let me quit that i want to see it oh so long so strong three shots [ __ ] me okay why did we go here i just missed this area somehow uh uh i forgot i forgot what chad said where do i need to go i've also missed something in this room it cannot be oh my [ __ ] god plain sight [ __ ] now it's blue hell yeah next to the duke okay that's this way i know that because i don't need a map [ __ ] where am i i'm lost it's so dark and scary in here i don't like it maps are for let me get the key whoa you're huge i ain't finding that um present present number two okay how do i kill this [ __ ] all right he's dead [ __ ] can you stop moving oh god there we go you're useless please die thank god big boy perfect mechanical heart is that what you guys said you can combine no you lied as always liar smire friends don't lie yeah don't need a map clearly don't need a map look at me not needing a map [ __ ] okay maybe oh of course of course of course oh another red room that we left please feed that right door please please i remember being here if that helps anyone okay let's think we need to go back to the duke it's over here isn't it that's a room we never enter we check that out really quick did this one no we entered it we just didn't loot everything what is there something missing here oh there you are hey rich okay we're done here go back up clearly i'm missing something here but hey what are you gonna do uh where's the search [ __ ] this place is confusing at least somebody we can go through there okay this is it definitely feeling confident here we go [ __ ] have i not used all of this should i use heisenberg's quarters key does that progress the story or no let's use this now what's going on in here oh we definitely want to use this okay hey guys what's up oh cool you can shoot him in the back of the head not panicking not panicking got plenty of time not panicking got plenty of time oh controlled baby that's sorry that ah there's one more oh he's all over the place don't hit him thank you thank you all right man's gotta have a lot of loot i did not waste like oh my god it's all [ __ ] [ __ ] no i did not do all of that for nothing stop don't be blue okay what am i missing the giant chest perhaps okay oh could this be hammer it's too heavy to use okay cool we've done everything here now i just need to find my way back to the duke which honestly i know exactly where to go that's the elevator right um just gotta just gotta just gotta just gotta how it's too heavy to use for two light gear right yeah right all the crap i'm carrying that's definitely has man i mean i don't have any dude this guy just got gotta shh okay got it i got it my brain's got it it's locked it's locked in my brain watch this 100 accuracy you go here and go here 100 accuracy and go up the stairs wherever they are 100 accuracy coming up no map needed gang no map gang yeah and it's got a huh and then what's a door and what is it ah okay got it 100 accuracy 100 accuracy yes i'm so smart holy [ __ ] largest brain in town no i don't want to fly anymore i i'm no we're not no no no i am running out of ammo okay you hear me i did nothing flashbangs are terrible okay uh that's fine because i have uh no that's not what i want to do change ammo thanks for letting me take my time thanks there you go and i'm normal hey no no no no we don't do that ronnie let me reload come on [ __ ] [ __ ] your armor oh [ __ ] he's mad that's fine honestly i get angry too sometimes it's okay it's okay i hit you i hit you stop blocking so lame hey you you fell for my huh okay now we don't don't block only i can block how are you still alive i like killed you billion times what my patience is running thin here bro thank you all right some money for the road i'll take it thank you thank you [ __ ] where was i he totally threw me out okay at last the duke we got it all kind of worked out in a weird way my oh sell oh shell oh i'm ready to work hard with this no no i'm more than happy gonna ghost it goes my chat now i'm too rich for you i want power on the shot oh we can max it out all finished you know what i don't know if i should do that how much more reload speed that's our cowards max shotgun baby max shotgun gang securing goods is more important than anything anything my friend can you sell me some shotgun ammo please oh excellent choice huh oh broken so poor gang until next week okay [Music] hold up hold up we still have the puzzle i just realized you guys know where it is i have no [ __ ] clue because we have the ball right i did i didn't make the ball right there you are right outside of duke's room so it's here down here i jump it's here yes thanks well this one looks cool i like it oh did i fail what's going on oh okay no yes okay okay and then it goes i gotta get back back can i not change my camera angle uh okay i guess oh oh i moved the tram as well oh that's cool okay [ __ ] i can't see anything uh uh yeah oh try and try and try it all works out no the tram had a holy name i didn't see it [ __ ] cool this one is definitely trickier than the other ones [ __ ] okay yes [ __ ] you tram how dare you going for it okay it's not tricky at all actually make sure the tram gets over what oh huh where what okay i don't even know what to look out for there i don't know what happened maybe i went too fast shy said there we go oh there's a thing here and i didn't see it you can't see it but it's right there okay why is it going upwards no tram turn tram tram tram why did the tram move oh my god i can rotate it oh it literally says it i kept trying to use my thumb stick oh my god this is fine right it's better if you don't rotate much better game if you don't there we go okay first try watch this gamer here we go that's as i do it uh it's so easy oh my god just cut out all we'll just cut out we'll just cut out all the failed attempts which didn't happen because they don't exist okay first try let's go [ __ ] you ball is it in it's harder to rotate i can't [ __ ] see first first try first second try my [ __ ] god [ __ ] you ball rotate doesn't even help i'm getting it honestly why did the tram move i still want to know i need what first third fifth try here we go okay i've played mini golf and this is the same i got this let's time it this time it i didn't time it at all now i have to go back or else i'm gonna it clips through the wall just look just grab a snack okay i'll be done in a second don't worry about it [ __ ] this ball this better be worth it okay hold up time it time it there we go okay i'm not i'm not i'm not even gonna look i'm not even gonna lie i did it so easy for a time it's the ball uh what can i blame this on my controller it's uh i went too fast i went too fast oh okay we didn't click through the wall okay thank you stop okay first try let's do this on that first tryout a lot of people get stuck on this part not me because this uh i know balls better than anyone there we go you just gotta time it here it's really easy a lot of people [ __ ] up the timing i have so much control really okay why does this ball [ __ ] me what [ __ ] you ball uh that was an obvious glitch happens sometimes i don't let glitches uh bother me because i'm not a child clearly it's [ __ ] ball i'm still mad about the tram moving like 50 attempts ago alright so here you just gotta get speed have confidence look how easy that is here i don't [ __ ] understand because i can't see okay okay first try this is so irritating it's much harder than it looks okay look how i timed that perfectly uh uh too soon go for it it doesn't react it doesn't [ __ ] react how am i supposed to time okay okay how do i tilt it is this it okay i'm never tilting it that's the key it's the keys to not tilt it i mean help the camera i mean [ __ ] okay this we go first try oh a lot of people don't make it here on the first try go in please and then you just gotta tilt it like this it's easier if you don't oh my [ __ ] god i know nothing anymore how does gravity work someone give me the formula asap oh that's why i didn't have it okay here we go a lot of people fail there that's cringe not me [ __ ] that that was actually bad [ __ ] you gravity gravity isn't even real i don't believe in it what yeah that's what i thought going for it going for it speed momentum go okay okay we did it we did it i don't know what's happening here i have no idea what's happening did i make it i made it of course [ __ ] rotating whoever told me to rotate you you did this okay now is the tram gonna move again why does the tram move i'm clearly tilting do i have to time it i don't get it it moves on its own that makes no sense go go go go go go go go go go i'm in the tram i'm in the [ __ ] tram [ __ ] you tram now move me [ __ ] what now what oh i gotta tell the love that eat my ass [ __ ] no i was supposed to go there where all right easy part coming up here you just want to jiggle it in like that easy part here a lot of people it's fine it's all good all right it's all good time it perfectly of course easiest bit coming up right here just get it in there can't [ __ ] see any why yeah it was in this ball it's not a ball it's like pig grease dipped in time this perfectly always always okay all right maybe oh it's a centrifugal forts that's pushing it out a lot of people don't know about that so i understand physics so i can do this yeah all right let's see if we can get this on the first try guys you just gotta get the ball down here and a lot of people filming this part but whether you just got time it a lot of people don't know some people uh some people flip it here but i like what i like to do is [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you he ass there's literally no obstacle here how did i fail here last time all right now we're at stop go for it good meh good we're in the tram okay we're in the tram where do i go where do i go from the tram where's the tram there's a hole there i get it now i get it i just have to go for it i see it now okay we could just get time it it's got time to tram this is the easiest part but a lot of people fail on the easiest part cause they're dumb i'm not dumb go for it [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you tram never see you again [ __ ] yeah what's good oh so easy oh my god people fail at base oh my god they never doing that [ __ ] again [ __ ] that oh missed them that's good to be a pro gamer and what can i say is everyone impressed ethan could have literally just put the [ __ ] ball in he just wanted to [ __ ] same thing yeah i got the ball baked well then feel free to i will air at the 30k for all that for 30k now this is so awesome [ __ ] you and you're splurging to hunger 30k means nothing to me do you understand how rich i am oh my god all that for 30k get out of here buying all of it buying it all 30k 30k good day then no it's nine [ __ ] you all right v1 1k a try shut up shut up okay we're good got so much done so much done looking good yeah looking good all right let's find some fish is this where we need to go i think yes the [ __ ] is all this then [ __ ] ladders cancel all right who wants to dying i've been here are you serious oh my gosh this is where i came from the other way [ __ ] lighters don't need them all right the golden giant door with a lock on it who would have thought uh how was i supposed to know impossible for anyone to just figure that out that's ridiculous let's go checking for loot checking for loot you really are a tough one i know no one gives me credit but i'm tired of chitchat time to die fine well you can hear it pancakes use a cheap turbo prop engine but he's impossible to control all he does is charge too much power output from the reactor completely invisible head-on invincible but the dumbass managed to chop his own damn arms up on the propeller also issues with overheating from running for long periods of time conclusion a complete failure okay so invincible head-on all right i wasn't concentrating on the the puzzle pagan now i actually was uh trolling you guys to see how long people would watch that god-awful day now he cut off heisenberg's speech i wanted to hear um are we actually going here this looks like a maze where he's going to come through the [ __ ] wall i can hear him all right i i called it so hard [ __ ] out of my way uh i actually have a different reaction jesus louise uh guess i'll go this way okay uh do the thing do the propeller thing again he's charging so dumb you're so done i don't like this guy gonna lie he makes me a little anxious ah [ __ ] ouch how many times the man gotta do this am i supposed to oh are we done this is different nope [ __ ] i'm missing ah we're overheating now aren't we now that's new okay whoa he's crazy bro cool it can't [ __ ] see him jesus oh my [ __ ] god and now we should oh hold up all right we're gonna have to stun him or something through the wall wall hacking dude oh the flame [ __ ] pancake right here bro right here oh my [ __ ] god i can't get around him we're good now right he's a [ __ ] tank dude ah [ __ ] double one triple oh gosh come on we're so close is it a trick bowl yeah man you gotta relax there we go no not too far what i can't get around him oh my [ __ ] god oh this guy sucks dude i just need one more shot i feel like right here baby right here maybe i should use another mine i've been doing this for a while now oh [ __ ] that's the flame i couldn't turn around did he not step on the [ __ ] mind come here was that it please come to that with it now stay down ah that last part took so long thank god all right got a little worry there for a second ma'am look at this messy me rude look at all this ammo i didn't pick up [Music] yeah okay that's the last mini boss i expected it to be a little cooler but it was still fun and i went back and you know we can chat we can chill welcome 45 000 [ __ ] he was worth a lot of money this is all an investment i know that's how i look at it too [ __ ] we need 65k how are we doing on fish john girl used to be alive birth buckle yes i can see why you'd be interested in that okay thank you for your patronage uh i'll check the donut in a minute or two wait over here there's a goat while going down the elevator while going down the elevator i don't feel like doing that i'm sorry i really don't they're too close to the end i'm just like oh cigar wow miranda is a bomb in a ball her deceit knows no bound we're merely a bunch of failed kiddo experiments to her i was just lucky i had more affinity to this stuff than the other poor schmucks in the village so she still calls me her son head she can't see a difference between experiment and family miranda didn't just change my body she took my virgin dignity if i don't kill her then my life will never be my own still she may be crazy but she's also powerful she can turn into she can turn into anyone using the mega miss site the trick is that bright rose if i could access her power then maybe speaking of the kid's dad ethan has a pretty interesting body himself maybe i could get him to help me out maybe alright maybe heisenberg not very trust this looks like a boss fight area kind of i'll loot them i'm not saying it chad i'm not a teenager try someone else perfect balance just like i balance that ball you see that boss fighting room nah finding scrap room yeah no neither there's a door there oh nice tractor i respect that what is the purpose of this room this is so strange it's us what the ah that's the purpose of room cut scene not bad not bad jersey you're a persistent but i've got a rebellion so stay out of my life we fight now hey ethan i have a way better gun i thought i sold that gun to be honest oh uh huh fat bastard it's a transfer again no this is so fish fish there has to be prime fish quality yeah yeah squeeze through i told you to leave it alone ethan bro i killed everything you've done [ __ ] way oh am i dear chris oh am i my wife you son of a [ __ ] you think i killed mia that wasn't her it was miranda what uh chucker i knew it she's a bio weapon she changed her appearance and pretended to be mia seems she also survived being shot so now i'm here to finish the job i had sex with the bioware [ __ ] tell me right away because i knew you would want to be involved and this job is hard enough without civilians getting in the way why huss chris what the hell is going on all right that's kind of cool all right i guess i owe you an explanation hand me that wrench what the [ __ ] oh long story short miranda's [ __ ] insane in this village all these monsters and freaks this is her life's work some sort of crazy experiment with the mold the mold like louisiana god damn it all this time i thought i could save my family i can't escape from here i can't do anything that might not be true take a look at this my men sent those pictures a few minutes ago miranda keep looking rose oh [ __ ] we did her dirty work men are monitoring the situation but they have my daughter you don't get anything you don't stand a chance against miranda by yourself i will stay down here and finish planting explosives you take that elevator i'll meet you topside i promise you we will get your daughter back together damn straight will wish he was heisenberg though but you know she's a dead woman i don't have that gun i sold that gun this is freaking me out all right i could sell the gun again and do me a favor try to stay under the radar yeah i've been doing that i think we i think we've been doing a good job of that can't turn back now can i get the branch oh my [ __ ] god yes so close a closer written ending must be very close hound wolf squad the sweep of the factory is complete no proof of any connection with the organization guess this just wasn't our lucky day i did manage to get my hands on a number of documents disclosing some of miranda's experiments which support our previous theories she seems to have infected herself with them [Music] which have has granted her a number of abilities including mimicry she can control herself and transform herself to look like anyone or anything i had sex with body weapon that's an anime she disguised herself as me and infiltrated winter sees home her objective is clearly to kidnap rose maybe she thought she could control rose easier if she looked like her mom when we attacked it put a little damper on her plants so she mimicked the corpse she then revived herself in the transport truck killed everyone on board and took off with bros my god things didn't go the way she had originally planned but in the end she still got what she wanted until now it's time to randy boo and blow this place sky high baby she might turn into this might turn into a fight with heisenberg but i think i found something useful he left one of his little toys laying around and it's even made from a metal slash polymer composite which he can't control time to turn the tables how convenient all right right we get to ride metal polymer composite huh time to fight fire with fire yeah this is an a47 polymorphism smaller pistol it's got a [ __ ] chainsaw on it dude what the hell how do i use the chainsaw ready cannon fire again guard machine gun oh yeah oh yeah it's all coming together baby oh yeah all right this is ridiculous and i love it time to [ __ ] some [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] yeah i'm ready blast the gator which doesn't hurt me at all apparently you're like a goddamn cockroach this is the best are you cool oh no we're living here in the face of my steel glory yes i do oh hold up i did something [Music] [ __ ] i accidentally paused my footage hold up i hope i'm paused right now turned into a michael bay movie no i'm definitely damaging him okay [Applause] i can't hear oh the clock getting the cannon [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh not in the beepies oh jesus christ what the [ __ ] am i gonna fight this hey there's luke here come on here we go the final stretch well what do you think it's hopeless right this is i blocked him it's all good too bad i'm your only fan he's not wrong having fun nope is he dead are we good we're good right i don't think he's dead i gotta be real with you guys [ __ ] is he dead i mean i tried but the game just didn't let me i'm sorry whoa i have the thing again that's so cool [Music] [ __ ] yeah that was awesome nice i didn't realize how many [ __ ] grenade shots i had i was shooting with a handgun that's why you saved them i heard explosions what the hell happened toilet dealt with heisenberg now i'm going to find miranda and get rose back not without me it's too dangerous right there you hear me ethan rose ethan why is it a bird you can respond why is my baby a bird shoot the bird shoot [ __ ] our child [ __ ] she's so important isn't she i don't like it she's everything to me i thought i had sex with a woman but you're a bi what am i doing to me with heisenberg on my own what are you going to do i don't know but i'm saving rose you'd never know do you even when i took mia's place in your home poor ethan no you were definitely acting like a [ __ ] i could tell i want a divorce well that's so cool remember evelyn and her power over them all rose is her successor no rose is evelyn's true i like how you can waste ammo like that she will grow to fully control the masses and i must have her [ __ ] you you crazy [ __ ] ow don't ow the crows calm yourself rose will be saved the mega my seat catalogs all of us however she will be reborn as my daughter she's my child not yours oh i thought the crows were on my side this is [ __ ] [ __ ] show yourself why did rose come to be was it because of her no way and you are truly a special case but i've learned all i can your worth as a lab rat has run out miranda you coward come on and face me ow that really hurts don't worry your death will come quick you will join the mega my seats records i need that i will make sure to sample your blood for later we put it back please breaks the ceremony will be complete and i will become her true mother bound for eternity in oh don't blood it that's kind of nasty you're a nasty [ __ ] i've waited so long the dreams really can come true best or not i can't wait to see my true child again mm-hmm what the [ __ ] happens now captain i've confirmed the death of you no no i wasn't able to retrieve the body but i've recorded evidence share your screen and i'll go over the situation my team and i were careless yesterday we took down the transformed miranda but we didn't kill her who knew she could fake being a corpse since miranda could have infected ethan i forcefully took him and rose with us but the vehicle they were riding in was attacked when i got to the wreck ethan and rose were gone the last time i was able to contact ethan oh god i ate her food i ate her chore by the veg lagunda she murdered him and she is not gonna get away with it did we get the fish oh now damn it when does it end what's that sir the mission all of it three years trying to put this thing in the ground three years too long chapter two the fish trip we'll get her for captain so bsaa got here already they didn't waste any time mission adjustment no it doesn't change anything terminate miranda and wrestling are we playing as him now or whatever mission and failure's not an option let's have some fun people like old times move out roger okay or this is the ending k-9 i want to know what the hell bsaa is doing here find out what you can roger that i'm on this is the end we get to play cool doing nothing but recon has gotten me out of shape what kind of kind of recon we know miranda's playing oh sick bailey unless you play [Music] spooky this bloody spooky he took five bottles of water to the head while we do be what a giza hey alba what's this geez my i'll snort perfume over here they've gone too far they've gone too close tonight ah christ they're fine looks pretty rough down there they're fine they're just landing on reaching the objective first we're gonna have to take that thing out i've got your back boss let's get to work everyone watch for hostile bio weapons roger can i shoot it from here dead made contact with a group of hostile bioware there's more than we thought hell yeah only i had this gun earlier this is amazing love it [ __ ] bsaa craft spotted two guards oh hell yeah they give you all these kinds of [ __ ] [ __ ] what's a target locator laser targeting why do i use that kara midnight dude we're [ __ ] rich what the hell is that thing it's all new to my seat that's probably where the rent is let's go uh should we not nuke it and just leave it to the bombs this one what do you got what you got i'm fine i'm fine honestly dude oh loot no look you kidding me damn it the pat's blocked no worries detour around the village [Music] oh my gosh when i saw all whoa this is cool when i saw all of them i thought oh are they going to announce like a co-op game or something at the sequel is it why am i supposed to go in here yeah it's outlast now i don't have a map help me i actually want the map now oh no can't go there cool oh yeah i have so much ammo [ __ ] you don't sneak up on me little creep um i need some backup i see you 200 to the point oh sure we're here [Music] stay dead [ __ ] stay down [ __ ] oh god we're good i didn't reload they just want you to feel like a badass after all that [ __ ] okay oh they're behind me no hell yeah oh i don't see them he died and gone to hell that's right [ __ ] [Music] yeah stayed dead again i've reached the target location damn this is big all right lobo marking the target could have done that from afar but you know nuke it uh marking it takes a minute to target the point try and keep the laser on it as long as oh it charges up [Applause] yeah well that [ __ ] the smitherino reloading now just a minute it's going to be a fight in the meanwhile yeah reloading be rejected soon okay captain i'm reloaded ready when you are well i could have marked well all right the mold is rapidly expanding did it miss i missed it i'm reloading okay my horses are helped ah jeez i'm not wasting these you're right how many are there everyone okay oh that's the if the numbers are increasing we need to finish them off quick don't do it five more from the mountains east side i'm nearby which side is round i wish i had more remain sick it's them ah [ __ ] me i should have saved my names that's fine happens all the time uh just a minute oh here we go oh there's a red barrel right there fun are they too big to get through i'll take it [ __ ] they're not too big they're not too big just point the laser at the target shut the [ __ ] up i need to get past and i can't i'm a bigger tank than ethan dude all right that was painful but i made it oh my god it was one shot are we done here oh [ __ ] hey can i upgrade my gun faster reload [Applause] don't shoot me thank you appreciate that jesus mate it's cool i like it even though i suck it's fun to play [Music] good mega micey must be below uh-huh of course [Music] [Applause] i found a way down i'm going in the rest of you stay back captain i compared the mold at the village with a sample from the bakers and there's no sign of the genome editing we saw in the e-series the stuff originated here oh homegrown nice that looks like a big uh we're fine i hear stuff oh there you go no hello i got a tough guy here i'm going to need backup there's an opening in the roof use it okay uh five seconds make it up here no am i supposed to just keep there we go good i'll signal with the locator give the guy a break oh he's really bad at aiming with that giant thing i could have done it you got me nice he's still alive come on you ain't so tough i killed you before i'm reloaded let's get the flash bang he's gotta be dead now please i'm orange i'm orange dude so if miranda was the fake mia where's the real one i doubt she saw any further use for her i don't get any of this how did miranda even know rose exists a moldy little bird told her maybe we can figure that out later focus on the plant it's the mega mice it's a giant baby i had to try it out out for the squad i've located the mega my seat so now we can end this mess after all about damn time is he's ethan gonna come back come on i'm gonna go through all that [ __ ] two explosives aren't there's enough there to blow the whole village sky-high it's like out of here miranda ah i'm not taking any more chances i'm going in captain i have eyes on miranda at the ceremony site keep your distance do not move until i give the order i know it's too late now but we really should have told ethan the plan there wasn't time we didn't expect miranda to act so soon even so you should have told him yeah honestly yeah this must be miranda's lap oh a book okay didn't it say examine for a second okay subject name donna beneviento affinity favorable brain functions normal although severe mental illness physically she is no different from a regular human however she can secrete a signal producing substance which controls plants infected by the muta my seed when human absorbs the pollen from a predictable flower she can cause some type of hallucinations however she's mentally underdeveloped and has divided her kiddo among her dolls in order to control them from a distance an unfit vessel for evil be right back i gotta pee yeah let me know when you let me know when it's done i would have normally stopped by now but i want to see the game finished so we keep going another book heisenberg and incredibly favorable his electric organs similar to the electric ray narc japonica these electric organs are connected to the subject's nervous system and therefore passing through electricity through the entire body allowing control of magnetic fields which is used to move metal splendid specimen but still an unfit vessel for either who's the vessel and this is the puppet right now okay regeneration rate is incredibly fast so something can heal and external wounds within section and grow her nails mama in the claws in mere moments rapid renderation also means increased body size hello so that's why the kink is there due to hereditary blood disease the subject must ingest human flesh and blood on a regular basis to maintain regeneration properties i suspect that if the subject regeneration is not properly balanced then she may mutate uncontrollably an unfit vessel okay and the last one is blob the simp uh low surprisingly low the kid has caused drastic changes to internal organs transforming them into organs similar to fish like gills and a swim bladder another subject with a regular cell division division causing him to transform into a giant face the subject is unable to control this this transformation give me the defects unfit best for either cool [ __ ] weirdo oh that's creepy dear miranda my deepest apologies for not meeting you in person allah nothing more than to visit your quaint village once more however i am incredibly busy then again i suppose for an immortal woman such as yourself you no longer remember this poor half dead medical student in the snow i've always cherished the really revelations i came to 15 years ago when i stayed in your village i was inspired by your research to think one could transform a human by infecting them with an organism positively visionary i knew that with that knowledge i could achieve my own vision for the next step in human evolution even after two world wars and humanity on the cusp of another my conviction never wavered i realized however through the many nights of intellectual talks you and i shared that your conviction differed from mine you hope to bring back a single dead person while i aim to change the world your experiments on the mold would not have aided me in my endeavor to achieve an exponential infection i thought a virus would be more effective this is why my dear i had to leave you i still regret never telling you goodbye is this from one of the other games another person oswald spencer like i i don't remember it sounds like it africa is clearly uh resident evil 5. my apologies for reminiscing i actually have news that i or six i thought my pleasi i found the key to the evolution the progenator a virus found in africa i plan to start a company with friends and colleagues dedicated to virus research i will call it umbrella just like the symbol and the cave that we spoke about this is cool so it's like an origin story i'm one step closer to making my vision a reality i hope you will be able to achieve your goal someday too you taught me so much for that i will be forever in your debt sincerely your lifelong student also of e spencer spencer here i never finished my i wasn't spoopy enough really like what they did with the series though in seven and eight bringing back the stuff that people really like i think it's cool i really am i'm pleased with this game is that the real one show me your hands um bryce this is alpha where is miranda right now whatever she's doing she's staying put god damn it really is you i'm glad you saved me why are you here ethan's dead by the way i was caught in houston experiments in the flesh what's the situation up there kind of stick to the mission i'm headed to the ceremony site it's a trap wait oh you can't leave me here damn it you said that you would keep us safe we did everything that you asked we moved over here everything and i didn't care so long as we were together so you tell me where is my husband where is my daughter okay okay i believe it sir he's gone i couldn't save him but i can save rose come on it's not safe here after all what do you mean he's gone he's dead i'm sorry mia but we have to leave we have to destroy this village no you're wrong uh-huh i tried to keep this a secret but i'm pretty sure the village is destroyed i killed everything you don't understand how special he is oh ethan ah ethan's got us hey nice i had a feeling what's going on god i hate parts like this why am i walking so slow he's going to whisper stuff to me and i'm going to go did i get here oh god freeze just [ __ ] my body bro you don't have a heart ants are fine at least that's good you're dead dad i mean miranda she no i still have to save rose wrong it wasn't miranda you were always dead what are you saying i can still epic dramatic moment i was wrong miranda didn't kill you [Music] you mean you didn't think it was weird cutting off your hands no matter how much you got hurt the fungus three years ago the baker house you were murdered by jack what you died there three years ago that's that's it's awesome no way you shouldn't even be able to walk around quit messing with my head you shouldn't be walking screw you then what what happened i did all that think ethan [Music] how do you get it your whole body is nothing but more you can't ever see your family again oh poor ethan family i have to save my daughter you're already dead [Laughter] is it new what now i'm pressing ah we're in the back of a van or something at last he awakes where am i my carriage ethan you were having a nightmare it was all a dream duke your battle with heisenberg was a sight to see oh thank god if we did that miranda would show herself how long have i been out not long till dawg duke i need a favor take me to miranda i assumed as much and i'm already on the way what a homie the real g man dude i thought but ethan are you sure of this your body is well falling apart yes foolish of me to ask speaking of foolish questions who or what are you even i can't quite answer that we're here i owe you one mr winters i'm afraid you can't return to your old world any longer all right are you ready this is really unexpected and cool i like it a lot i have to be i gotta go oh i still have all my stuff cool ah damon thank you so much hell yeah i appreciate you man appreciate all yeah all right we're getting stocked up for the last stand sorry where ever supposed to go not here not there not there there clearly can we upgrade the last time no oh we can no [ __ ] way that's awesome one lash for the road preparation is more important now than ever before oh that's cool i like that they tell you cool the cigar a damp cigar should we keep it lucky oh the assemblage of life and machine i can feel lord heisenberg's essence through it do you have any fish [Music] hmm [Music] please be well thanks i just wanted to see how much ammo we have on each one as you wish [Music] yeah let's not forget about the magnet i want to be careful let's maybe get supplies first i see anything else what is this oh oh cool [Music] i hope this one makes itself useful your journey nears its end how about some reckless spending to finish it off oh perfect one moment please we literally spent all of our money save stations [Applause] oh what a beautiful last one let's not forget the magnum this fight is it me or do these resident evil games just make sense so story-wise all of a sudden yeah i feel that first verse along here now it's not the time my dude oh my gosh dude aim so carefully and then the lights wake up all right now we can walk fast another one oh i flicked them stop wiggling please how are you alive thank you i was clean i gotta keep going up up up squeeze through i know the gun is automatic why would i waste ammo if i can hit the shots and i got time come to me is that you she dipped it in the sauce oh i've missed you she finally did it prophecy is completed cheers stephen appreciate it man my power is leaving me rose miranda interesting your body certainly is normal give rose to me now you will see once i kill you properly yes and you try to take it away from me my desires will be fulfilled typical women you know what i mean i always take babies and dip them in sauce i was like you can't do that hey cool boss you fulfilled your purpose all right how do we kill you you disposed of my false children and awakened the glorious now please do not worry i assure you i'll provide her with true oh [ __ ] i might die here i'm not letting you get away she became a tree i need cover stuck i'll take wonderful care you understand the love [Applause] i shall put you to rest this [Music] let's see some stronger despair it granted me this splendid power yeah right all it's done is drag you nuts you're crazy [ __ ] let me reload you be so kind after all everyone dies bye [ __ ] okay cool [Laughter] now mr winters i think it's time to left things in my house my daughter will be made manifest at last i've waited a century a century where the [ __ ] did she go oh she's right above me [ __ ] she has so much help [Music] she's my goddamn daughter [Music] pancakes i all of them i can take any form i deserve sure go ahead [Music] no i'm out i can't craft more oh my gosh i've never seen a human live without his heart how much ever think the problem might be you miranda you're not capable i don't have any magnum shots this is tight of real love close i did it i think i did it holy [ __ ] to ensure i never see your face get out of here with your long fingers i upgraded this like 600 times my daughter ours dry just like the ball puzzle you see that's how it's done pro gamer hell yeah there are there's playthrough the entire way through it felt good man now let's see if she drops any fish oh what the [ __ ] it's a baby do you have any fish babies [Music] it's all right rose it's all right oh i'm mold rose daddy's mold ah ethan's hand finally bit the dust if you know what i mean [ __ ] [Music] ethan ethan where the [ __ ] were you come on come on ethan wake up the hand that was caught in resident evil 7 molted away chris ethan he did it it's first cut up in this game too finished each other [Music] nose reveal keep moving ethan there's a bum in that thing that'll blow this whole village sky high we finish each other look at me they say that when i hit this trigger we can't be anywhere near it ah damn it me is waiting for you she's alive you hear me alive oh mia i'm so sorry i love you keep rose safe hey and you tell yourself come on it's not that much further watch over oh poor finger didn't you be strong oh he got the trigger goodbye rosemary ethan oh [ __ ] that's kind of badass [Music] for ethan man [Music] come on we can still fight [Music] rose rose god i hear go go take us up now resting resting chad ethan get moving we have to get clear no we can't go not without my husband mia sit down and strap in not before you tell me where ethan is he's dead [ __ ] i know he wouldn't abandon us tell me what's going on where there right there in the middle of the explosion what was that i told you to sit down where is he chris really doesn't like to tell people what's going on what have you done he's gone i tried he stayed so we could all escape [Music] i'm sorry captain you need to see this bsaa didn't send soldiers this is a bio weapon what the hell were they thinking orders captain pick up the rest of the squad plot a course for bsa europe hq you're it oh sweden's next someone's got to pay he wouldn't abandon us girl he went and saved rose and of course you want to like yeah what the [ __ ] hey we did it [Music] we finished it hell yeah that was [ __ ] great i loved it really fun game i'd say it actually picked up in the end even more right it started off so strong with uh jimmy's gear that i i didn't think it would pick up but it picked up in the end a bit so i'm pleasantly surprised to be honest thought it was such a unique character it's really fun all of them it had some scary moments but it wasn't there like it's so scary but you know they've made the gameplay fun and swell so [ __ ] i don't know i'm not i'm pretty pleased i thought it was great give it a strong eight eight point five i don't know there's a cut scene after the credit well we'll have to check that out don't we [Music] actually like excited for a resident evil again after they deliver these uh great games like i was saying i just wish silent hill would also come [Music] back thanks for joining on the stairs guys that was super fun [Music] glad we played it hope you had fun as well [Music] all this good to hang out play some [Music] games [Music] what what there we go wow end credits she's got daddy's jacket she's all grown up do you think the little boy will be able to touch the moon nobody can touch the moon is too far away wait what if he has a rocket ship uh okay then you can touch it but it'd be very very cold why did you have like a hearing thing you were big in santa monica what do you say senna let's do it it's going to visit daddy back in louisiana maybe i don't know [Music] ah f's in the chat hey dad happy birthday you deserve better ethan sorry i missed last week you really did i have a lot of tests coming up you know how it is [Music] what the hell is he one of the goddamn devil duty calls all right she has powers yeah i found her where else today of all days we have a situation you're needed evelyn don't you ever call me that again oh oh it's just a joke rose what a chump i can show you things even chris doesn't know i can do we have a clear shot stand down i can handle it she's just a kid i want you to keep it together rose you're a lot like him you know i know oh who's walking there it's ethan what was i where was i the father story is now done okay uh-huh took us 11 hours extra content concept art figurines challenges uh the following movies have been ended you now get a following for example shop for finishing the maze it's total cp what what is this let's try the first one i'm doing you see cool all right huge bro fist thanks for joining guys that was awesome bye you

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Published: Wed May 12 2021