Resident Evil 8 Village #4 - The First Scare So Far!

[Music] yo okay no one saw that failed live stream right yeah good great what the hell is ace 24 hours get out of here let's get out hold up don't want to dox myself oh we're playing resident evil one second [Music] okay is that good we're good we're gucci chad is here what up [ __ ] my friend philip is watching but he's not a member so he can't type sell it pay me probably not going to see it anyway all right here we go continuing episode 4. i forgot as always what the hell we were doing oh okay i'm an idiot apparently red doesn't mean the house is locked obviously since i'm in the [ __ ] house it means i haven't found all the loot in there that's what that means so we gotta find more loot let's scavenge these romanian houses there it is found it i'm the best that's it see that was blue why did why does these things that are so normal and so obvious take me so long welcome to the mind of an idiot okay well we've done that now uh i forgot what we were supposed to do we need that water wheel weapon yeah all right well let's get it it's gonna be mine peop i got so many people also being annoyed with me trying to navigate the map the map make no sense you think you can walk here but you can't tell my buddy huh that my fault then uh i'm stuck again god damn it hold up i got this we got a shortcut no problem we we got the gravestone didn't we yeah we did why are people saying gravestone then and this is another [ __ ] dead end this map make those the map make no sense the map makes no sense the map makes no sense it tells me i can go here but i can't explain your sound so to go here i have to go a whole bing bong around fine i will oh i almost missed you give me that perfect name there it is wait a minute we can go through here not yet that's probably one of the later ones okay let's cut through the church i'm getting the water weapon it's mine and no one can stop me it's just a bit of a walk yeah is there no minimap i guess not okay where's the oh we gotta go to the chicken it's down here i don't know if there's a mini man that would make things easier all right here we are chickens oh my gosh is it another den in oh no oh how help me help help me i'm so dumb help me how do i help me please fine you know what i don't need a map maps are for idiots who can't navigate by looking at nature uh the wind is blowing from the east so that means the way to go is over the and romanians you go down here yep oh yeah it all makes sense now i've walked here a billion times what is happening okay okay okay okay i got i got it i got it oh look guys we're back where we started oh okay yeah yeah oh yeah of course of course you have to go here uh then you have to go here look at the goat's head say hello three times i have to go here and you have to go where was the tractor bit i'm actually so [ __ ] lost that's a map change well we loaded all this okay we can't go there but we can go there either yeah we this is the blue gate there was a shortcut but where oh we're back here guys this is the shortcut i am so confused oh here oh my gosh look here's why i always get confused because that's a road but it doesn't show up on the map here we go okay whoever made the map in this game [ __ ] you hope you turn into a zombie and that's a dead end okay we're on the right track so there's meister's collection in that house in this house how we get in though i wanna get inside you there we go oh yes finally there's also a goat here that i missed that was like in plain sight i watched through the other time here we go to whom and make concern due to luthier's long absence i'm keeping hold of the house key please find me if you need it joseph simmons yeah we've been here we have the house key now yes let's go give me oh look it's a pot for the 500th time oh look guys there's a sink oh [ __ ] there was something in the sink first time it's finally worth looking at all these things happy birthday damn romanians know how to draw i don't know that's awesome okay okay there has to be something good in here is it is it his daughter's birthday i'll never forget her fifth birthday never forget that one uh 27 0 9 17. old is she is that it okay let's try it yes was it nine i am a genius hey hey hey oh whoa rifle we don't even have a rifle excuse me where does this go oh yes upgraded baby let's go oh it looks badass now i like it cool so we got my source collection i want the water i want the water weapon we're going for that next the water weapon will be mine and we loaded these oh we missed some loot in there gotta get it have to get it all obviously otherwise what's the point what i miss okay i i admire his collection of tools i really do what the [ __ ] did i make the fridge yeah the house is still red turn upstairs no hello i don't think we need every house to be fully looted right yeah look up would make sense there's a ladder in the ceiling kind of sauce on the shelves uh i honestly don't know in the guitar oh you liar you lie no i can't destroy them what about these indestructible no no look over the ceiling why if you don't know don't speak okay okay maybe we should ditch this i don't think it's worth it we did find the pot again all right yeah oh oh my [ __ ] god where did that come from did i drop from the guitar when i hit it huh okay thanks for nothing chad as always okay now it's blue nice okay nice that's blue okay we're done here we're done here gamers and then we have this area but that just leaves us back here and it doesn't look like we can enter here yet so we'll have to wait for the water gun although i remember it being a goat here that was like in pla honestly it was in plain sight and i don't know how i didn't see it where was that it was outside could have been here the game is stuttering let me restart my program there it's not stuttering for me is that better uh i'll find it at some point oh we haven't found all in this one check out the maiden's quarters here we go oh great lincoln license the fabled monster wolves of old may they come to eat our flesh may they come to terrace apart nice don't care at all why is she so poor come on lady you have something [ __ ] up her window no reason it looks like someone's sleeping there here we go yes yes i knew that old lady was up to something still red yeah [Applause] adi is she hiding [ __ ] your plates lady you got apples hmm still sound like the game is stuttering okay i'll restart my playstation then uh maybe it's outside all right there's no reason to be super anal about finding everything uh we can't go here but why let's go back i'll do a save and we'll i'll restart my playstation hey man how you doing damn that's worth a lot pure gold i wonder if any of these crystals can fit in [Music] give me something no none of these fit all right save say it seems fine so no restart okay good don't really want to do that i want to go fishing the [ __ ] are these sounds is making more important than anything anything my friend i don't think we need anything i'll save my money for now let me know if you find anything else of value oh yeah someone told me i can put something here okay [Music] what the hell it happens leg you want a leg people are trolling about the audio that's hilarious uh oh my gosh i miss so much this breaks my heart oh god oh god maybe we can go here can we go here is this another part of town wait hold up is this unlocked please come on yes that water gun will be mine oh i'm so ready dude ow whoa ethan's having a bad time man [Applause] okay i guess i'll run uh here i go uh bang bang bang go away shame on you yeah how dare you how am i alive after that the wounds are severe i won't last much longer i can hear it shuffling about outside it's shuffling it barely flinched when i shot it i feel like it's toying with me daddy's okay oh herbs nice so uh i guess people have been pointing out how in the game before resident evil 7 ethan got some super what is that a horse oh horsey no ethan got some super powers that made him heal quicker and that's why but still i mean come on but still all right let me investigate the audio clipping i don't understand what the deal is it is clipping yeah what the [ __ ] why is it doing there hmm i wonder why maybe let me try this i'll try and avoid restarting if i don't have to okay let's try this there's absolutely no stutter for me let's try this is that better hmm yeah it's good now isn't there hey here i am sorry about that it was my obs okay oh we got chickens coming up [ __ ] yeah let's murder them sorry chickens uh a trap it's a trap go in the hole they lure you in like a chicken okay we can go here i hear the chickens don't worry chickens i'm coming don't be scared if chickens can survive a werewolf so can i there's a [ __ ] pot again oh should i barricade myself just to be safe you're right mate this is gonna hang around there i'm sure he can't hurt me what is he gonna do eat me alive how you doing [ __ ] how are you what are you gonna do what are you getting there oh yeah yeah he can't reach me from here idiot oh i think he can reach me from here that's fine oh his head gets stuck he's cliffing through the wall dude no leave leave he wants me so bad hell yeah um he'll get tired eventually i'm sure he'll get higher i'll just have a nap bro you keep doing your thing just try not to make too much noise don't worry chickens i'm coming to rescue you am i supposed to shoot him i don't think he takes damage can i knife him that's a good question oh i can't yes die [ __ ] can you kill him i have a feeling you can't kill it i'll see you guys in three hours when he's dead oh he clicked out a little bit there we go you hear the slicing sound yeah i'm definitely hitting him he's right oh he's back he's back there we go he fixed himself why is this happening i'm so confused well hopefully we'll do some damage you know okay this is boring hold up all right all right we got this is he dead oh my god he's still going i give up we probably need like silver bullish or something stupid [ __ ] he's still going he's still [ __ ] going hey bro i'm right here oh no he gave up [Applause] hey hey hey yeah i think i have i'm supposed to sneak out right okay let's say that again the music stopped so we're all we're all good it's all good that's just it takes five shots with a grenade launcher so you can kill him oh so oh i wish he told me that two seconds ago okay let's lure him up again where do you go i do have landmines i could use that where is he now uh oh gosh there's zombies in here uh okay hey how you doing all right there's another one in here uh anyway hey don't shoot don't shoot sweetie why am i crouching he can't hit me because i'm crouching crouch gang all right let's go up sir sure you can't reach me upstairs oh we're back here this is where we uh held off from all the evil people okay we looted everything here we gotta get to the chickens fellas i assume we can't go here uh let's scouch scout i mean hello it's way over there where do we want to go oh yeah the treasure okay let's go straight then but no i haven't gotten the chickens yet i need those chickens maybe we can distract them with the radio no honestly i'm a bit lost run run chickens i'm coming chickens i'm coming a beach yeah all right let's hold up as long as possible what the hell he just ran away oh i scared him off little chicken all right how the [ __ ] do i get to the chickens chickens seriously the map the [ __ ] map ah here he comes where is he look the map clearly says you can go right here hey there's a ladder there if i need to get on the roof homie i'm confused i just want to get to the chickens don't worry i'm coming that's boarded off is that a door there there's a cog wheel that's kind of suss hey is there a hole in the ground i missed all right well ah for [ __ ] sake let's do this hey mr werewolf you can't scare me what's he doing over [Applause] there well let's just equip it just want this loot man maybe this [ __ ] what can i use here hmm we probably need to find something uh okay we'll get the chickens later fine okay hold up hey mr werewolf got a pancake got a pancake for you oh no hey hey you're supposed to come here i missed there you go come here he died but werewolf i had a present oh what a sinker rooney he was like a father to me i'm so sad where was my best friend look this is where he grew up so small so precious he was so close to dying uh yeah we'll do the dollhouse thing later okay one thing at a time gamers well this changes things let's check down here i will find you chickens i will find you the reservoir oh nice and gooey i like it what's all this then slimy substance looks breakable i guess we need some other item maybe a flamethrower yeah who the [ __ ] said five grenade shots bro i hit him with one knife and a pancake okay what are we cooking snow nice uh hold up where the [ __ ] are we i want to go there and here but i need an item that we haven't found yet i think it was we haven't checked here have we yeah no no we haven't here we go oh yes oh very good there it is okay can i automatically sort because this is a mess uh god damn it i don't want to do this okay uh the me here how much that's the oh my god how much does a grenade launcher take a weird minigame of me pressing the wrong buttons over and over here we go there you are i didn't see you there buddy boom yes what all right that's all right man you go there thank you thank you grenade launcher i guess that's what you were supposed to kill it with [Laughter] i love that oh we got a luck pick nice this is is this uh red it's still red strange maybe outside that's gotta be outside can we unlock this now please [ __ ] your wheel why is it red huh hey am i missing rub my back oh i never picked it up for [ __ ] sake okay nice sorry about that i guess we can shoot the goo now but i want the chickens chickens what kind of key do we put here what is it it looks like a cog wheel from the from the windmill where's all this goo man hmm all right let's deal with the goo people say you can knife it but i don't see anything happening oh whoa whoa whoa when in doubt do it out okay just this area okay well okay we'll find something for the chickens in there for sure nice pigs i will save you hey pigs it's locked on the other side can you open please well i guess i have another way yes climb is there going to be another werewolf what up pigs all right watch this pigs 360. 360 off the cliff and saving the pig's life i'm saving your life i'm saving your life you're gonna live you're gonna lie on the fjords don't run you make the suffering more slice that ace yeah baby don't attack back away you [ __ ] ass i'm trying to save your life over it do not hit me you're not him stop don't run from the inevitable yes hey hey hey don't fight back don't fight that give me that ass boy give me that ass watch me die from a pig and not the werewolf how much health do you have jesus there we go saved him he's saved oh another puzzle what are we dropping here uh the photo of a strange bird for sure what okay so we have found two of these but nothing to put inside let's check it out oh say you say just stick my hand in there rare animal oh we got we're going hunting boys my health is actually really low i'm sure it's fine what are you gonna do kill me where's he hanging around huh where is he uh some blue curtain thing mountains in the back uh-huh looks like he's wait there was a caption on it i didn't see that a photo of a beast as white as know where was it taken i think we already killed that to be honest i'm pretty sure we did yeah i think we i mean save that i think we already saved that where the [ __ ] are we going yeah we definitely already got the white pig they made a whole big fusser about it it's dead i mean saved i will save all the animals all of them well this is creepy barrels nice very nice oven here no it's so dark i can't see check this out more people trash everywhere huh okay let's check that out in a second nothing literally nothing some sound coming from here oh it's a squeeze through that means something's gonna happen jumpscare in one no she's watching pewdiepie worry she won't get distracted [Music] [Applause] i guess she's not a fan what the [ __ ] hey how are you doing you sub or what i'll just be taking this wait what what what are you doing with mother's special child she's not have something herself say what do you mean mother's special child father what's her baby back don't screw with me wait wait please please if you take it let me [Music] don't come near me oh fine you can have it you're the slime guy [ __ ] does he know i can literally just knife them freak is here where are they this is my character ah more go now oh more goo stop it not to go it's mine i saw it first oh let's go this way then how do i get out of here i mean it looks like i just did [ __ ] we got a plate of lemon for the sour [ __ ] looks pretty mother miranda's discord mod [Laughter] uh leave the boat key and the shack in the mine is dead so no more fishing for a while damn it i want to go fishing i mean we all know his death with no accident was eaten by giant fish boat and all there's a giant fish hell yeah we're gonna kill it it's gonna die isn't that right boot you god damn right so we need the boat key right yeah okay so we gotta go back in hans aons oh barrel you can a breakable barrel nice and i can't seem to cross why is that okay back to the mine back to the mine okay oh thank you oh there's a bunch of fish there oh they actually didn't mean to go i don't think i can pick them up okay it's funny they use these yellow things as a hint to where to go it's kind of cool some force could break it there you go i did it so smart yeah look yellow again maybe i should just quick behind the [ __ ] knife oh no okay big fight coming up probably crotch gang okay okay definitely time to make use of these uh yeah anyone wants a snack crouch gang ah you know what that's not a good one all right [Music] we good sorry about that bro ah come on don't move stop strafing told you to stop maybe that was a bit of a waste there's only two then oh [ __ ] those guys are tough hey we got the vote key uh well he they drop a lot of loot those i definitely want to kill him how many one hey how you doing i did not expect that all right hold up hold up hold up present present present present present don't walk right now don't walk right now walk on the thing bruh can i not heal him out of him oh there you go and another one [Applause] okay nice are we done gotta get the loot you know oh god so many uh one at a time lady thank you [ __ ] i just gotta reload bro what's wrong with you they drop a lot okay yeah i think we got everything oh thank you i love that he jumped through the window that was great didn't expect that dude there's so much fish here and a boot okay so which way now this way ah something in the water is that the crank no did we get a crank no i like how he said he blocked us off but literally like we can can we break through this we can just do that i know i know this is a dead end i just want to see if you could maybe go through oh never mind all right time to go fishing at last probably oh look at that nice it was worth the extra trip after all nice doing good we killed blob we killed pigs saved pigs we killed what oh [ __ ] i didn't see them oh wait they don't even see me yet all right but i thought they were one shot i've been tricked in bamboozle i don't like this hold on let me relay there you go do not don't don't thank you not wasting shotgun ammo on these fools hey boot time to go fishing oh yeah let's go hold up hold up hold up there was something behind there oh god the map we gotta turn around yeah i ain't going there [ __ ] that can i go here please say yes nope the chest is right there i want it why should we break the boat whoa what all right what was that i don't know we're following it apparently [Music] yeah this is definitely not her boat's here but i like it makes it less annoying what i parked it perfectly oh no other side thanks game [Laughter] all right fishes can't attack me on land i'm completely saved can i go through this what the hell this is the weirdest thing you've seen today or something what the [ __ ] are they doing here kill off from him stay the [ __ ] down ethan i gotta say i'm surprised you made it this far are you really after all i've done something happened to you now sir chris why not you killed mia now do me and finish the job hey cat i'm getting some serious motion readings out here we should move on what kind of readings what's moving unknown but my guess is we've been here too long and miranda knows it hey hey did you say miranda how are you involved leave it alone ethan you are out of your depth what about the sample analysis it's definitely related to the mold there were fish no you stay out of our business we can fishing out we're in the water oh it's you stay here's a fish your egg sits on the water your dog i don't have time for this [Music] don't be cruel [Applause] he is a discord mod twitch top donor right here [Music] whoa okay all right i'll go ow stop me i'll be whoa yeah i'm a land [ __ ] we're gonna do right nothing what am i supposed to do i don't know oh this way which means we will have to check this out first gatehouse you see the exits underwater yes if i can drain the water ah [ __ ] there's no power no someone sleeping in there uh uh-huh uh-huh okay so uh-huh that my audio just cut off glitch hello who's sleeping hello i know you're oh it's you what the [ __ ] are you doing then feel free to peruse i will thank you ah damn it we need the [ __ ] fish i have so much meat everything is fish that fish do oh i'm so mad i need the fish give me the fish now shut up god damn welcome ethan i'm skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications and we'll do them for a small fee maybe reload speed is worth it because i was struggling a little bit [Music] whoa 20 000 for killing that damn a dirty teddy bear should i sell all this stuff i won't sell the bear but i will sell where did you get your hands on such a thing i don't know i'm way too rich honestly pay me no mind i need sniper ammo yes i can see why you have a wonderful adventure i thought i bought so i can craft it's like grandma there we go okay i'll keep the bear for now you never know toilet gotta check it i got an achievement for that excellent uh i'm really hungry can i just five-minute break and have a snack it's alright i'll probably be less honestly i'll hold him back so so so okay i'll just eat my snack but you don't get to watch haha you fool just pretend i'm eating like a microphone or something oh we're back by the chickens windmill two checker atlanta yes yes nope can't run for me chickens what oh hell yeah thank him windmill too windmill's so good they made a second one there you are no no no no i don't want to do this seriously oh how would i say there's no safe station there you go all right i'm done thanks for waiting gamer okay let's continue it doesn't show up on the map well maybe we can trade the chickens now i don't remember how many i needed but oh good i was just thinking of ways to pass the time [ __ ] fish [ __ ] you fish oh my gosh we can make this everything else needs fish don't let up yet we've gathered all the ingredients now apologies for the wait hell to think such a dish could be had in this winterbound frontier one more meat and one more fish and we have our chorba de porque oh my god it was right there okay i've been wanting fish so bad in this [Applause] game it's some [ __ ] ah here we are no where the [ __ ] is it windmill two suck all right here we go fish is going to attack me fish get him come on fish come on fish come on fish what no it's ammo oh brick but where fish everywhere and nowhere oh big not looking i am looking i am oh maybe we can go here i feel like that's a bad idea we're fine i don't even see it wait i thought for sure i cleared a path what the [ __ ] did i do then look what a cute little chimney i haven't even fished hold up but i miss can i run here it's a time thing i have to do why don't i see it um i gotta push it over but what shoot it that's so dumb why did you tell me to do that let's try this dead look it doesn't even attack me are there yellow planks somewhere has to be yellow somewhere [Music] where maybe i have to lure the fish oh there we go that was tricky to see we got it and fish went away hooray this is gone forever now we beat the game now then what's all this thing hey we made a thing okay i love how useless the fish is hey i could stinks i just get over yourself ethan you've seen worse you seem far worse at this point all right all right all right magnum ammo i don't even have the magnum yet what the [ __ ] it's not gonna hold it's not gonna hold all that for magnum ammo okay so it's blue orange is that a fish no blue orange white i assume white is over there wait hold up how do i get back up oh let's see was there white over there oh here's what okay so i probably have to pull a white last hold up i didn't forgot about the orange i should do it run all right this [ __ ] guy oh [ __ ] mama i actually got hit oh we're dying all up now you are the best all right we gotta watch out for this one i guess what am i supposed to run back yeah i'm supposed to run back there okay nice oh my gosh hey help and now we can go nice hey stop bait zero dash there we go that did not count because he's a simple am i gonna kill it or what [ __ ] you plate ah at last caught myself a big one whoa how the hell did we lift that up [Music] how do i get there's another question windmill too oh i just jumped down as soon as i've looked for luke why is this taking forever i just gotta check for a little bro oh can you kill the fish he dropped loot i want his luke i gotta get that the crank the crank is eyes you can't climb up like this what do i do then um oh we gotta use the crank maybe that's not where i wanted to go maybe that did something there we go stop stop it you're super annoying oh yes time to kill fish should we crank this this cranky boy is cranky okay yes open this loose game don't mind if i do open the sluice gate hey man i won't open the sluice gate you mine welcome ethan thank you i have not caught any fish unfortunately but please do take a look at my new stock um bits and bobs i see [ __ ] you teddy bear you're done all right what should we get might as well get the shotgun recoil sure yes i can see why you'd be interested in that and the rate of fire [Music] all right touch it it's the wrong one it's for the other shotgun now how much do i spend on that yes yes [Music] one moment please food is life indeed thank you for your patronage all right oh puzzle uh-huh this is what how do i does it depend on which way you're looking at it maybe so let's say this is white and this is white it's blue and black has to be here can that turn black oh black is the only one that can turn so black is there okay there we go uh-huh and blue oh wait i saw it wrong [ __ ] uh no oh my god it's difficult to look at it this way this is right that's supposed to be blue and it's supposed to be white and it's supposed to be blue orange blue no you're blue you're orange and then your orange your y and your orange white nice got it got it hell yeah you're dead he's dead now i did it you see that i killed the fish looking blob what's he doing here that's chilling looking at bricks i respect that move the windmills with the crank just oh i should have streamed a read this before excellent ah [ __ ] it's fine honestly i got a way to deal with these guys i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna get you i'm gonna get you by where he go vicious we can get vicious now there must be please ah dang it hey i'll take some luke october 1st a sunny day mother miranda brought me five peoples from the village the peoples just like i asked they did i made them sleep with some liquid and then i put caddo in their tummies i am looking forward to the caddo to grow in their tummies october 2 a cloudy day four of the people from the village are dead this morning one first is almost a lichen i sent it to my lab on the mountain i failed again mother one strong vessel but i cannot get any i will need more people from the village uh-huh okay very good oh yes i want this very long and strong okay down we go what's all this thing follow the cable oh here we go [Applause] nice hello this is where we find let me just reload bruh hey oh [ __ ] shoot him shoot him shoot him that was the time to shoot oh don't mind if i knew [ __ ] thought i would get more out of that oh am i dying oh i gotta get undercover i went too far [ __ ] there was no cover there all right let's do this all again but better [Music] there was no cover i went too far ahead i guess we're good ah that's cool [Music] show yourself why is okay so when he says watch this i probably shouldn't hang around and actually watch it okay let's cover here no you're right okay come on show me your titty thing oh what nice he's trying he's trying i'll give him there okay we need cover now we can use one he's kind of cute jump jump jump i got a sniper now nope [Music] what was that i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i hate this one come on all right all right okay okay we have pancakes let's use them okay i'm right here please just come what there we go did it didn't feel good but i got him and death as he was in life disgusting nice one-liner bro i didn't understand his moveset at all but he dead very dead all right let's get the remains and let's get the book out of here oh these are so i hate these they have them everywhere on rocks in sweden and they cut you open like knives dude not a fan they gave you minds they literally gave you minds okay that rate of fire with a shotgun is so awkward too it's like boom and then you click and then it's like no boom all right where's exit though there i want my goddamn fishes the exits up ahead thank you cool need that you barrel hold up this is his house mother miranda gave me a roast jar no one likes me which is why i thought they would leave me out again but heisenberg said that we that that was why we each get a rose the ceremony can happen without us all there mother didn't seem to care though mother mother said rose is a vessel with a vessel mother can get her real child back even though she has been dead for a very long time but if mother does then what will happen to me and i'm not her real child would she abandon me no i don't want that ah what is he snacking on some cheese nice ah caddo that a lesson to be learned never be the same who's that oh come on oh my [ __ ] just met a while back nothing really matters you're the last [ __ ] in my way aren't you you've got fights i'll give you that even but what's the plan when you have all four flasks drink trying to get at baby drink i could lend you a hand not trying to get on my good side go don't get cocky i'd kill you if you weren't worth the trouble there's a stronghold not too far outside the village go there and get my flask do that and you pass first head back to the graveyard self-centered prick homies just chilling in a jar man i like that i like that a lot now we can leave open right we're still down here is that the elevator what does that mean labyrinth puzzle we didn't get anything that we can use for the puzzle i believe unless the crank is the key can i break it let's get out of here bye bye mr fish it's been a place okay long way up huh i don't remember this all right oh my god at last the crank apparently i forgot everything i have the rocket launcher where the [ __ ] are you guys on about but we're not going here yet though hold up we ain't going here yet oh it's getting daytime now that's cool i've unlocked then are we locked in what is that a hidden weapon ah i want that yeah the boat chest that's right this way thanks i want to go back to the altar no no no i'm going oh god is that the river this way papa oh he took it no way that's kind of cool it's not much else to definitely offer in the [ __ ] one moment please yes we broke gang now or ours this is lord moroz i suppose it's what they call the beauty of the grotesque a good deal if i say so myself indeed now we're gonna go here and we're gonna put the grave slab if y'all remember ages ago cool i like how the everything changes when fire nation attacking apparently i skipped the magnum i don't know how i did that but i think we're good no this is the house this is where the puzzle is we don't want the hustle ah no way can i not cut through why that's so lame okay oh i can go through here thank god no we're just here can we cut through here oh yes okay we're good [Music] what the [ __ ] that's huge pancake pancake did he just walk through my pancake hello you know why i'll i brought gift i hit the tree i hit the [ __ ] tree this is [ __ ] up dude does he not follow me oh god uh so i have to find him on site like i don't get it oh i actually thought he wouldn't follow me what i'm [ __ ] blind uh hey [ __ ] who's the big how are you still alive what's all this thing that's a tough guy big man yes at last we get this charlize we got the charlize yeah nice we got the charlize i'm so happy we got the charlize can't wait to use my charles what the [ __ ] do i use a charlie's for this some [ __ ] as for the labyrinth puzzle no no way no way jose those were not there before i'm sorry where's the libra that's the save point how oh oh sun and moon ball look at it girl look at you wow oh strong curve but we stronger it's kind of satisfying cool heading back gamers which way is it again doesn't matter we're gonna get fish now i've decided we're not doing anything until i get a fish fish now even you look so pretty in the sunlight what do we got we got this one we just need one [ __ ] fish and then the finest fish i'm skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications and oh we're rich we're out here we're very rich since we can sell it are we supposed to use him or something ah i'm too rich dude what am i oh we can upgrade this simple modification can be done in just a moment leave this to me delighted to might as well have so much money or we had so much money okay all right let's think we have the chickens but the thing is i don't think we need any chickens you wish to make a purchase look unless we get it no we already had that look fish fish fish fish [ __ ] let's get the chicken come again just because i'm mad about it all right this is where come on little chickens come on now at last at long last the chickens are ours two little chicken and pewdiepie with a knife come on come on come on come on what you got what you got huh you talk you think you're tough [ __ ] oh no no no did i get it did i get it did i get it oh i got it i got it okay why is this open savages what is all this then a mountain path oh what is that that's a flag thing pigeon blood ruby maybe fits a necklace at last cool we need one more that's kind of dope i like that okay we're definitely done here it's fishing time i ain't going that way [ __ ] okay okay can we go back all right guys tell me where i can fit i can really zoom out a lot hidden weapon so hidden that's the magnum then that's what we missed i doubt we can go back [Music] yes they want you to replay the game [Music] [Music] um oh yeah there's a crank on the drawbridge fish yes our time has come at legs yes where are they oh there's a boat guys guys there's a bloody boat we're going fishing i'm sorry where am i going are we going where i think i'm going upstream like a salmon we are back here [Music] uh-huh no we went north is this so we can backtrack now maybe what the [ __ ] i finished that item that was requested please deliver to the house with the red chimney we're back here no way oh my god this is nostalgic almost thinking about mama all the doors alive said the other way but what's all this thing well everyone's saying well where was there well sorry oh well you're right thank you i thought i said well well well and everyone kept going [ __ ] out forgot the well you're right my bad oh wait that's not the crank what a ladder oh spooky so scary whoa what's all this thing what ah is this a puzzle got to push these around and stuff that's the reaper can't seem to interact with much though clearly i gotta move something maybe something here oh i can climb up that's it oh my [ __ ] god amazing here's the puzzle okay so we want these to switch play um damn these things don't mess about huh hello why can i push this what's the point of doing this so i can climb it up oh now i can push yay could just walk like that as well i always think the puzzles are harder in my head so i'm thinking of a bigger picture and then it's like oh no you literally just push it and then oh nice at last it's complete that better be worth a [ __ ] light dude [Music] cool i like the little small puzzle stuff that you don't have to do it's just kind of like well it helps your game and it's fun to make sure you explore everything but now we have a long way to go back okay so we got that we still have this riverbank house structure hello it's not letting me go through anymore what why not what what we were there a second ago why would he be locked now no we went here sorry everything looks the same i'm dumb alright there's something in there we got plenty of loot in there we got to lift that thing somehow oh we gotta really swing it swing girl up you go now on my head there he goes it's gonna hit it perfectly ow oh my god that actually worked holy [ __ ] i did it i'm a genius uh [ __ ] i was not ready for that yeah better posture [ __ ] [Applause] ah one extra for good luck you know are we done here [Applause] whoa rich gang sniper him no what's the point i got an achievement for that let's go that's so cool sorry bro i actually didn't mean to at all i keep hitting it you were my first text test subject can i let this no way it reaches there oh i get it i get it okay okay cool cool hey hey got present for you bro come here gummy yeah yeah yeah burn burn burn let it burn follow me bro follow me it's gonna be awesome yeah yeah yeah you want this you want it no no no come here please i'm defenseless i have no defense ah thank you you're the best don't come near me don't go near me don't conner me disgusting hill that's so cool stefano oh more magnum ammo yay hey all right cool little bonus area i like that no bye bye so what happens if we go up even further can we nope okay someone named assassin assist wrote a donation to tell me there's two more fish locations when you're back at the boat go all the way downstream there's a rare fish and another is back where you did the two crest puzzle near the entrance of castle jimmy scream okay let's go downstream first thank you very much i hope this is correct i'm gonna get that fish give me that give me dick give me that give me that fish okay where are the [ __ ] fish i'm getting angry if i don't get a fish soon fish [ __ ] you this is how we fish in sweden finest fish oh so fine oh fish just a fan yeah yay finally finally okay we got it [ __ ] is there any other point of this area where's where's this heading uh creepy as [ __ ] this is a short cut through whoa we've been dna sequencing complete ninety nine point nine five percent match to dulves the deviation of 0.05 can be can presumably be attributed to artificial changes by humans which means this is probably the source further investigation into how the connections managed to find and extract the mold is needed right there's a whole thing that the fungal colony is spread out under the entire village when you take the bakery incident into account the hosts of the muta my seat are part of a network of consciousness if that network is linked to here then we could assume this organism here is data storage if that's the case then what data is miranda they are connected the stories oh flashbangs is that for our shotgun yes cool fully upgraded whoa jake says that scared me yes oh that was great nice nice what are they doing i don't know [Music] she [ __ ] startled me i was looking at that tree and i ran like [Music] oh that was cool i love how he does this okay we are heading back to the village and we're giving this man our fish looking window shop away finest fish in the land my dude we can't make that we can't make that but we can make six fish that's so much fish what oh no oh no what have i done i need two more fish ah the next batch of fishes is north of the graveyard where i got the slab let's do that oh there's a [ __ ] goat that's awesome oh there's another one what did he drop though no don't i'm just gonna shoot it because i don't wanna i'm here for fish and you're blocking me thank you a lot of meat but no fish why does goats not drop fish seriously bash come to me yes it's useless to fight only two i saw more i saw more more two did i pick it all up and i didn't realize oh there was one more it's a really interesting way to level up your character by [ __ ] making it making you do this kind of stuff it's great though i like it oh well i think we're nearing the end of the game um considering all the stuff yes so we have five fish we could make this we could also make this why did i not see this before and we can also make this no we can't make that let's yeah let's do this we've gathered all the ingredients nice now let's get cooking [Music] here it is damage taken while guarding to think such a difference greatly winterbound frontier we've gathered all the ingredients we have now [Music] here it is please join me to think such a dish could be had in this winterbound frontier two more chicken and three more fish i don't know if we're gonna actually get that's all an investment even uh looks like the one in bakerhouse oh look at that 50 000 for the next one something to splurge on damn we're rich again dude we keep going from rich to richer securing goods is more important than anything anything my friend delighted to let's max out just because we're rich nice save station i gotta end that stream there thanks for joining guys hope you enjoyed it i had a lot of fun i love playing this game for you guys and i just appreciate you being here honestly have a great day and i'll see you tomorrow bye bye bye [Music] foreign

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Length: 148min 40sec (8920 seconds)

Published: Mon May 10 2021