Resident Evil 8 Village #5 - Heisenberg is the Greatest

[Music] so [Music] yes welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome rice and evil we're back baby feels good so here we are where our shitty rusty knife possibly last episode i'm thinking probably two more but i put last episode just to get more people in here how are you doing all the people that swarmed okay so i read your comments and apparently i can get the shotgun no sorry magnum if i go back to the swan which one was that it's this one yeah so i guess we go back here i'll try that and while i'm on my way there if i'm walking the wrong way just tell me because i'm not sure at all i try i try to understand but comments are never specific they just go you can get it that's cool i remember when uh having fabrics like that in video games was like whoa that's so cool now it's like standard [ __ ] well that's definitely blocked off but we're not going there anyway getting the magnum we're getting everything baby we can definitely loud hello i assume this is locked no okay nice uh there's a labyrinth puzzle here it's a crank here wait where does this go exactly have we explored this broken i'm not sure we've been here well we definitely haven't been here sorry box i had to do it too oh [ __ ] we're going to snipe some [ __ ] bricks gopro i hear one way closer hey you are my stinker rooney all right bro just land i ain't got time apparently you don't even have to headshot them it's like what's the point i hear another one land beat land please not there can't shoot you there it's definitely something to breathe all right midair let's get it [Applause] here comes nailed it midairshot let's go ready to go pro don't think i don't hear you [Applause] don't think for a second i don't yeah that's a big pile of cows someone was here before me huh hello i uh oh yeah you were oh you scared me oh god don't kill me push him push him push them away didn't i ah don't make me waste ammo thank you crystal skull for that little fella thank you it's still red is there something else in there it's the flying one you want to come inside you come inside i invite you please come inside join us come inside please i'm right what the here is he doing fine don't come inside [ __ ] oh these guys are rich they're definitely worth checking out hello damn it i can make so many chor ba de lunga from this this is [ __ ] there all right here another one in the dark oh there you are look at this [ __ ] rooney he's like ah i'm gonna fake sleep just like that other guy but none of my watch you fake sleeper i've been tricked there's another one as well double fake sleeper go back to sleep shot him in his armpit he's already dead [ __ ] you can't hit me because armpit shot [ __ ] yeah give me that any other fake sleepers want to fake sleep very rich all right we got more people coming up all up didn't the guy on the roof drop something hold up that's still red hold up hello hello yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't think about that there you are sniper ammo thank you okay uh blue i like that i like that more blue please all right where is this last guy up in here it's a it's going to be a big guy isn't it let's prepare for the worst let's prepare our pancakes i come for the magnum let's peep on him what's the situation in there hello hey hey do you want to pancakes i can't even peep on him this is so lame hey buddy what a big oh it's a big guy he hasn't spotted me yet how should we kill him okay watch this this is going to be pro knife in the ass that's how pros do it ass knight what what he should be dead buying now all right fine you know what i'm leaving i don't care he's too fat he's too fat to fit through here that's his own problem ah he's not too fat that's crazy i hear another one hello i'm sure it's fine here we go is this the magnum yes wolf's bane it's beautiful i love it look at this okay mother miranda gave me a mountain now i can do lots and lots of caddo experiments so some romanians said kadoment what do you mean romaine is in the chat help us out this is my secret special laboratory like corpse or something i did three caddo experiments today but they all went pop and made a mess i put in the cado and then i tried putting wolf blood from a needle in to the spine okay the person wriggled a lot and then killed my assistant rude oh like cadaver got it okay the person wiggle okay yeah i could not hold it down so i put it in a cage now i have to feed it hate that all right let's find this little cadillac it sounds like a pal you know hey that's my cadeau over there my best bud you know all right let's try this bad boy out on this guy clearly hiding outside our window hey miss kadau is that a big it's a silver inside morphe shoot him in the ass oh that's gonna hurt caddo oh so the magnum it whoa the magnum is so good you're so bad you're so bad okay so that thing goes to wolfie scotty got it uh-huh okay uh-huh hey depends on context what context do you think it is zombies and vampires and werewolves you tell me uh what is this what is that let's check that out yes up here the one shot in the ass is really uh doing a lot huh a little shortcut why excuse me why okay sure we did a thing i guess all right we got the magnum that's what we wanted and we got it very good i think that means we can proceed to oh wait i didn't see this no clearly i did what the [ __ ] no i didn't oh mermaid so we can do the mermaid puzzle which is is that the one labyrinth uh i assume that's a mermaid because it's water yeah let's do it i almost missed it geez oh my god can the wind shell out uh what's inside where's the entrance it doesn't say all right we're going in the windmill this is how you walk what's it this way mermaid puzzle mermaid puzzle which floor and where does it say the floor first floor this is not first floor all up hold up sony oh it's it's not in this building i thought it was next here we go that saved me a lot of time thank you small brain mermaid ball whoa look at him go you go ball all right we haven't actually failed at these yet but i have a feeling they get more difficult right you go ball you go ball all right i don't see how you could fail this so let's keep going down the hall yes you can fail here but we're not gonna excuse me roll ball uh what the [ __ ] is happening am i supposed to know what's going on here ah there we go what the [ __ ] i can't see resident there we go okay cue very cute what do we get oh jacksepticeye skull super rare wow epic so we're not going to the laboratory we're going to okay we got all this stuff nice time to progress then um i don't know how many other weapons you get in the game we're going back to the altar but i want to upgrade the magnum maybe i don't know thank god for gpu and their code pewdiepie very good i'm in that after workout after lunch dip right now i'm just like ah feels good as you wish thank you crystal skull you can have it crystal wing you can have it crystal beast sheesh and t coin elliot let's sell the coin [ __ ] it what are they gonna do now to spend like kings all right power give me power yeah rate of fire yeah one moment please maxed out already [ __ ] oh this is the sound that all sorts of weapons equipment will do them for a small fee no he doesn't i guess we wait what is this oh flashbangs uh-huh okay okay john girl we used to be alive and we're missing fish we have the finest fish that's something till next we meet kind of want to shoot his belly is that weird oh they don't let you they don't let you shoot his belly [ __ ] [ __ ] this game um i care about organize my inventory right now [Music] is this the last area no where is the last area it's this guy we go here i assume yeah yeah yeah i saw a video of someone throwing a dynamite on him and he basically just goes and that's it he's a tank i'll give him that but i'm not wasting a dynamite just for that oh i wonder which way we should go [Laughter] [ __ ] [Laughter] why should we still get lost let's go good luck thanks game you're the best so we have creepy staircase or possibly loot in the bushes you know what we do this is what we do on this channel [ __ ] i went the right way i wanted to go the wrong way creepy stairs it is hell yeah what's up creepy oh that's a really creepy excuse me [Applause] are they alive cringe supposed to be dead who's making all this noise who's doing all the ruckus here ah is it too passed to the same way no it isn't this is different why is this different we shall explore uh ah [ __ ] there's a lot of that's a you're so slow you're too slow [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] all right don't move fake orakais is addy no spotted yet noise is zaddy you know you're at the end because they're throwing way more enemies i.e thank you cool don't mind if i do um are these the werewolf form shouldn't i bind my magnum then oops that's not what i wanted to do my bad maybe i'll bind it instead of this yeah herbs give me your loot is that a big boy no it's normal back off back off me yes they always make a sound when they die and i'm like oh did i not kill it oh it's dead why does it sound like there's like 500 of them hello look i can do that too bro are they behind me where uh oh [ __ ] hold up let me just reload and i'll be right there okay sounds like they're all around me oh they're here oh come on dude nice so you're supposed to use sniper here uh where are they where but where it sound like they're in mountains where are they are they just trying to throw me off i hear so many of them okay explosive rounds we haven't tried those yet how do i use those uh is that for the grenade launcher yeah it is isn't it i don't know okay we can blow this place up that's cool but why surely we're gonna get ambushed then yeah a big fight coming up they're telling me kado means present now okay i'll take it hey ladies y'all got hey hey that's my move [ __ ] finishing them up oh [ __ ] stop stop strafing [ __ ] let me loot them really quick i don't want to run back we can shoot first ow you did you okay fine you win you win you're better don't point at me i hit his [ __ ] throat hold up i didn't see the nothing give me give me luke give me give me love give me give me lit there you are there's one more here no okay no loot [Music] oh more explosions dude this looks so [ __ ] what happened here hello that ain't nice you can't sell me that ice i'm swedish ice is free okay wait where was the there it is okay the lever zombies come bing bang bong you know ah [ __ ] all right everyone chill all right fine hey how you doing oh [ __ ] how do you get up here are we how we hurt thee oh come on he ducked all right now you're pissing me thank you fine thank you i hit their [ __ ] necks dude it's like valerie i'm not wasting two snipers stop [ __ ] strafing [ __ ] the controls are so awful when you're up close nice not too bad not good not terrible i would say summarize my gameplay actually it's all terrible so got plenty give me oh 25 jesus generous out here give me oh okay i thought i only carried one for some reason thanks guys wish i could loot the guys oh wait maybe i can maybe it's not a good idea to snipe them if i can't get their loot but maybe then they made it so that they don't drop loot no they definitely do i see it sad yeah heisenberg is next okay so how do i get i can't [Music] can i wait for zombies i don't think there's any more so many crows they're angry because i didn't call for backup from episode one i know it i'm sorry there's no romanian police i thought we were going to like the industrial park thank you thank you yes what how do you miss a box yes we go here sniper time i don't see any as it's called in romanian damn so many explosion things here nice okay what we're gonna do we're good we're gonna put pancake right here [Applause] and then we got oh [ __ ] i can't shoot it now are they attacking me from behind oh [ __ ] what do we do now we're gonna have to plow through here oh don't dodge my shotgun [Applause] yeah yeah yeah i want some i can go here owie i don't know what i'm doing am i supposed to run here all right oh my god you stop strafing okay big guy oh big guy ten twelve ah come on let me reload one two three all right hey you made me hit the big guy oh my [ __ ] god i was so far away thank you they're behind me apparently thank you give me the low give me the loot i'm going bye this guy suck [ __ ] you my hands are fine they're made of steel irons and ir ethan that was a run part wasn't it i would say nail it but i don't think it is i don't know we made it out of life at least hey give me more goat give me wisdom and strength thank you i left a lot of loot just saying i don't know i felt like that was a part you're supposed to run through and i grabbed whatever i could well what are these are they making love oh that's so sweet and maybe i shouldn't kill them after all if we oh yeah so calm but as soon as we this is such a fighting area isn't it okay let's scout out before we jump down yes there's healing there a crate there possibly they jump from there there i will go lay a pancake as soon as i go down 360 pancake i can't be bothered pancake now that's not good it's fine honest i should reload my shotgun actually he's so big and sexy hello he can block i was behind all right you know what i'm going on the pancake [ __ ] you [Music] all this trick in there book oh what is he doing hey don't throw that at me ah i said not to get go on the pancake now no no i shoot them in the leg what the pancake does nothing it does nothing panic i'm in panic mode now the pancakes does absolutely nothing on this man it's we got a magnum this dude it looks like a werewolf don't oh thank god i was saved by him yeah magnum [ __ ] [ __ ] magnum [ __ ] magnum oh hold up let me reload let me relay where you going where are you going where are you gonna do a pair huh in the head you're so weak oh you're so bad you're bad at gate don't jump jump i'm out of ammo [ __ ] uh okay sniper sniper weak santa claus is dead kids i killed senna i take full responsibility what are you gonna do man yeah [ __ ] you santa magnum hell oh they gave us all the stuff to use and i only used a pancake rich what else you got now load it off see little but there's more things this crate nice oh this looks pretty wow time for a g fuel set zero that pewdiepie zero dash santa one death cringe oh look at that there's two of them no wait these are not crystals are they do you think these are crystals oh we're gonna be rich today oh we're gonna be super duper rich oh my god so many crystals i saw like 50 of them wait hold up what is that a crystal no a crystal real crystal it's raining money i should go back here after i beat the game to get rich and live a happy life hold up am i missing any it's like sparkling everywhere it's kind of like no at see a [ __ ] they're not worth that much but i'll take it okay scanning i don't see any else do you scanning no nah can i check the map here oh it's blue okay that makes it easier i thought it was only houses for some reason that were red or blue okay before we deal with that we looped oh the last one woohoo uh-huh what same you're the real deal ethan well done quit hiding cheese today i'm not letting you get out of this cool your jets just a little bit more and you're all wrapped up i'll lend you a hand so in exchange in exchange what first of all come to me put all the flasks in the altar and i'm sure you'll figure the rest out well i have so far all by myself chad barely told me anything god damn it if anything chant just tells me uh the wrong side what kind of name is that goggle here hey what's up my name is guglielmo you got a problem i don't think so my name is get in the boat ethan hold up yep we got everything what is that what is that cannibal plunder we should get that on the way out a little uh road trip snack oh oh ho ho ho how far was it a little bit further [Music] all right nice how you doing baron it's all blue here she what's down there then must investigate perhaps a lever to open the gate so we can get the cool thing is it blue here it is not breaking what do we got here then what's all this then caddo present implementation note subjects whatever me my is that a reference from romania the national anthem of romania affinity kiddo failed to grow body transformation drop in commission another lichen i know lichen is a werewolf okay sent to pasture 21 female no occupation no history of illness but she did noble descendant not from the village blood disease result very high affinity no loss of cognition arbitrarily able to control body transformation applied cognition control procedure sent for observation no i don't think that was a reference by the way just for the record but hey who knows is it blue yet nope all right i want more magnum shots let me squeeze past the caddos hey i'm busy i'm busy oh i shot the wrong one but still headshot don't come near me i don't stray don't straight stop strafing stop don't stop strafing that was a headshot how are you not dead come on hold up let me reload let me reload let me reload told him bro i told you bro yay okay let me get that phantom phantom fish phantom fish fish we're gonna get the fish holy [ __ ] bros where's the phantom fish phantom fish so glorious it's by the harbor hmm i think i know where this is phantom fish will be mine phantom fish i will fish you another uh no we have that one is it blue yet okay we're going fishing boys all ye all right it did say it was blue but is there a way to open this canal wait a minute we want to go there hold up where the [ __ ] do these guys come from honestly i killed the rare fish already but ah that pisses me off [Applause] well clearly you can't go there there must be a road here right yeah we probably we will probably connect to it now maybe who knows i don't know i'm so excited for fishing damn it [ __ ] this game yes one misfortune leads to glory you're dead you're not a fish but i'll take it come on come on stop moving you're making the pain worse why are you so hard to kill stop it you increase the pain by fighting away i saw one more you're a little chicken here little chicken sorry i got a little excited okay what do we got this poultry here uh-huh can we enter one of these found you go by goal this one has fresh flowers on it is that something does that mean anything don't think so okay well so does this one so whatever uh finally we can sorry which lock was this oh we could have gone here earlier right she you know what this means bros excuse me excuse me who dare interrupts my singing who made that noise hello demon what the [ __ ] was that a lull demon steaming all right we have one this is a point merchant and then yeah cannibals plunder let's go there it's the last thing we don't have i don't know if we can go there but hey it's worth a shot right is it this way yeah i gotta make sure there's a crystal in the church okay remind me later because uh oh right because we we went right okay so it's this way cool a little bonus area maybe fish fish fish fish come on come on fish come on fish come on fish come on fish come on fish don't do me like this fish don't do me like this fish come on no fish what's all this thing oh [ __ ] you i want a fish get out of here fish oh we got a goat coming up not a fish but maybe it can transform like a pokemon when they evolve i don't know oh you're not a goat uh for [ __ ] sake uh all right i'm just gonna shoot it because oh he's not dead oh suffer suffer little pig sorry about that bro don't fight back don't it's just cringe don't fight back don't fight back don't fight back don't stop it you extend your pain remember when i felt bad about killing them me neither all right i saw crystal or something on the ground i don't know how it dropped but there it is thank you i accept your meat this sounds unpleasant well that's loud again no oh hello oh that's a big boy time to get out i have so much stuff it's the grenade launcher yeah boom completely unfazed are you serious all right okay [ __ ] i actually heard a little bit um don't do this bro don't do it bro don't do it bro don't do it bro don't do this don't do this don't do this bro don't do it don't do it bro don't do it bro don't do it bro all right i don't want to waste more ammo you're gonna miss ah double strike triple ah ah we are we are we i'm sorry after free fall don't ever frickle me again i was trying to be nice to you and now you pissed off the wrong sweet [ __ ] okay all right don't do the triple don't do the friction you know i'm going upstairs [ __ ] you i'm going upstairs you can't you can't join oh there's a thing nice yeah don't follow me yeah don't fool me what it does nothing nothing [ __ ] bro stop bro stop you can't hit how many [ __ ] stuff just die bro die stop just die bro bro stop why you're not dead i killed you so many [ __ ] [ __ ] go where'd it go yeah you're dead now what the [ __ ] birds ah don't do the jump attack don't do the jumping jacks i just want to know what are the things stop stop stop shame yeah all right surely he's got one shot left surely surely you can't come up here you can't come up here but he can climb he was one shot left i knew it yeah control that well that was nice and clean and easy wouldn't you say what do you have there nice thank you thanks for an [ __ ] oh thanks i need to recoup after that [ __ ] they're so big and strong and sexy okay all right let's pick up all the missing loot i felt like i saw something maybe that was it and it's definitely more oh don't mind if i do come on there's got to be more i didn't check over here oh 20 why thank you hm [Music] could i have shot that down on top of him or something yeah can't go in here it's blue okay uh we'll go here then oh my god why do you have to put so many this better be fish please be fish i need more fish not me oh my god fish fish have you heard of fish oh my god dude where's the [ __ ] fish in this game i need fish nothing else nothing else stop oh i'm so mad where's the fish there better be fish fish fish fish more fish please more please fish ah fish that fish eh oh my god more fish please that's not enough that's not enough not nearly not never enough fish all right give me this oh so sweet fish there's a fish in here well it's a fish in here maybe there's fish in the bag no okay i don't know if i looted everywhere here oh i definitely didn't kill everything here that's a lot of you [Applause] all right fine oh no yeah you're dead how does that feel bad i bet or maybe good oh there's dynamite i forgot to use [ __ ] ah damn it did we check all of this uh i think we did yeah we got to go what's all this thing that's the back entrance is there something behind the house without it nope all right keep moving out let's go we're getting there good progress today good luck thanks uh oh we haven't we missed something in the church you guys told me i mean is it really worth doing the rest before we like i don't i'll do the church for sure i don't think i care about every single house or like two handgun ammo or some [ __ ] so there was something in here that i missed we checked the computer already where oh crystal ends blue you know what sage i missed you girl think about you every single day you were the best part of the game so far i wish there was the whole game around you really anyway one two three all loot belongs to me what do you guys reckon there's no big treasures left we got all the big treasures the real question is can i get more fish in the game you know what i'm saying that's what this is really all about saving my child i don't know i there's fish to find all right we have a [ __ ] ton of stuff my greatest pleasure to see you return alive thank you as you wish six so rich oh yellow wow 11. bro yes oh 200k [ __ ] damn all right [ __ ] i need more fish i need six fish please do take a look at my new stock wait a good deal if i say so myself you got more i'm even man you got [ __ ] off what are you talking about [Music] to hunger it used to be alive oh my god what are we going to do with this 200 000 i could buy magnum bullets that's right welcome they are really useful uh can i buy so oh sorry pay me no mind a sniper shotgun handgun i can't buy magnum that would have been good though please come again okay we're on a quest for fish now nothing else right is it weird that i want to see him naked i just want to see how big those man titties are you know that uh that's weird okay i didn't say anything hold up we should not place the last flask before we know before we confirm that we have all the fish we need head okay we got a donation from calmer olsen definitely head to louise's house if you see this it's on the map you'll be in for a nice surprise uh okay sorry who's louisa again is that the girl we saved in the beginning yeah it is okay we can go a little sus but i'll go mr calmer where was louise's house again it was up here wasn't it [ __ ] the map you know that's for idiots [ __ ] i need a man um yeah it's through here oh i remember this stupid house you have to go through it makes no [ __ ] sense this stupid map can suck my ass oh god i'm lost again i hate the map so much i did it wait you can go by the chairs of a [ __ ] sake all right it's not this way at all oh my [ __ ] god that's fine i hate i hate the navigation it's so irritating i think i have a decent sense of location but man this game just [ __ ] me up yeah i have the rocket launcher we have all the weapons as far as i know oh oh is it what the [ __ ] is that excuse me oh god i don't have magnum shots hold up pancake one pancake two and sniper rooney where is he i wanted to turn around is jack in the chat what up boy watch this clutch gamer moment jack perfect headshot he's going to get oh that's fast that's a lot that's a lot faster pancake there's nothing walk in the pancake ah he's not walking on the pancake jack look away no it's fine it's fine pancakes i just gotta craft a little something and then walk on the mine where the [ __ ] are they hold up it's fine i'm i'm done there we go there's a pancake uh yeah he can't climb over fences so we're good and he can't sheets us [ __ ] this guy i really wish i saved that all right we're gonna have to pancake again there you go present don't follow me oh god please all right there was one more pancake i had here somewhere all right where is he there is don't walk on it it's so dumb [ __ ] does he ever die [ __ ] [ __ ] out okay all right more pecking place it he missed me [ __ ] he doesn't mind that's fine [Applause] see my strafe there right before he came he's almost there nice sheesh [Music] i was just surprised you're right but why can we not enter the house again did it burn down or something what happened here joking we're running kind of low on a lot of stuff now because we're fighting all this [ __ ] wow wow what an [ __ ] was that the girl's father prehistoric looking creature i doubt it check the necklace which necklace can i sell it oh there it is nanny why uh examine the necklace again oh my god thanks bros let's go look we entered the house now which wait hold up where does that key go though i know it's not here but this is all burned down oh right she lived over somewhere else our house was actually no that's sorry where is this near ceremony side tunnel where where i don't or ceremony side again uh i don't remember ceremony site oh golly it doesn't show if i zoom out red building to the left this one is it that one no that's unlocked they can't be that one their ceremony site okay let's start heading over there then we're maxing out this playthrough i like it [Music] is there fish there there is a door there oh my [ __ ] god are you serious why are you telling me about other sides then well i'm right there and then you get angry at me shut the [ __ ] up how about that i mean thanks for helping me i appreciate it god damn you [ __ ] trolls i need the enigma code to understand what the [ __ ] you guys are saying nine times out of ten all right where's the you're joking with me you can't enter at all what the [ __ ] are you smoking oh eat ass eat ass all of you i hope you got rashes in your armpits and elbows okay i hope you all get warts on your butt and i hope you all get knows okay i'm joshing in before i have to go back again okay okay okay guys chat one thing at a time okay let's just do one thing at a time here you can't keep walking back and forth tell me different things let's start off with the [ __ ] ceremony side thing right said under the bridge okay let's try that let's try that first doesn't look like i can get there i'll look at all the fish guys under the bridge of the cats okay from here which direction north is that way actually listen okay north is this way which bridge are you talking about this one this one this one [Music] a bridge god it's so hard to decipher there's some people trolling now as well uh okay i'm getting a snack you guys figure it out good luck uh oh [Music] all right have we reached the conclusion of which [ __ ] way to go okay as a donation i'll trust that bridge at castle excellent donation number three the lone road two hallways one of them has a chest okay let's start with that i already go here oh thank you chocolate who you're a real one thank you nice it's not a fish but i'll take it what's in here then zombies okay already lowered the bridge [ __ ] why is there an exclamation point there i already took the bug big fans giving me advice skedaddle hmm what do we put here then this is for later maybe hold up we lost lucia's key so that's the only place you can use it huh you already got all the fishes you can get there's no more fish left and anto you break my heart ah fine i guess we're done ah my soul it burns okay i think we should suck up a little bit then do a save and then uh we'll put the last jar shall i choose something for you food is life i know and i can't get fish whoa eighty thousand oh twenty pounds no we have so much meat that we can't do anything with and it breaks my heart you will part with this three hundred thousand i'm more than happy to purchase it oh he only sells one what a cheap ass thank you for your purchase we're still rich as [ __ ] god damn pay me no mind till next we meet all right well you stay rich by not spending money so that's all i'm spending there's a machine gun okay oh my god i don't have space for a machine gun we could sell this actually hair trigger oh good i was just thinking of ways to pass the time this is all an investment even where is it little and often fills the purse as they say a good deal if i say so myself now i already got the boat fish y'all need to stop talking if you don't know there's an ak-47 in this game i know it okay so i assume that goes on the ceremony side think come on oh what's going on i don't know what's going on over here wow what's happening there you go there it is oh so fit well now that's a bridge oh and i'm going down bye i didn't want to walk the bridge anyway damn we have so much time with you oh this is nauseating no [ __ ] nauseating no [ __ ] thing not gating this is knocking there we go don't worry about the kid even it'll be fine oh we are going to the industrial park uh [Music] [Music] but i suppose you survive worse back in america i like you thank you i'd like to speak to you about rose america yo there's a tank in the game don't worry it's not a trap it's that what are you planning uh if you remember in the seventh one there was the brother right and he had this whole place with a [ __ ] ton of traps so i assume we gotta watch watch our feet here okay okay lot need to die eisenberg breaking bad reference meme he's romanian you know why is it so common here what is he cooking we can't see it oh we can't what the hell what the freak mia truth hurts stay away heisenberg let me guess you're thinking take me out like the others and then he gets to go and save rose right yeah that's stiff generally my daughter look you got this all wrong shut the [ __ ] hole what are you talking about you think this is a game uh i said [ __ ] lady supersize [ __ ] okay don't you get it no it's a test to see if you're strong enough to be a part of miranda's film i don't want to be a part of miranda's family neither did i but here we are and i'm next in line right kill me move up the chain well [ __ ] that i don't give a damn about your personal issues i just want to fix my daughter so do i do you have any idea how powerful a kid is even miranda scared her last time you freak i swear to god what the [ __ ] are they doing down there you and me then together we go save rogues and we can use her to grind miranda into beasts i like my daughter is not a weapon [ __ ] you last chance you don't want to find out what's in that hole i'll take my chances no he seems cool ah come on let me pick the choice at least all right what's in the hole what do we got oh god propellerhead this way yeah and then this way and then not this way then this way let's have a look at him okay that's not today no it ain't that was clean nice that was cool what was that thing what what i don't know propellerhead rusted scrap here jump up uh-huh okay looks like we're going down but first we go up or should we okay let's check down first wait am i walking in circles again nope [ __ ] is going on here why are they signifying for me to go here i guess it's just to go back up oh still ready what's all these things oh [ __ ] they got they got armor on their [Applause] head [Music] oh so many head shots there did you see that forget this gun is automatic um all right it's blue thank god i don't want to go back there in vr lady miranda's uh big kitty adventure this place is messed up whoa that's so cool gotta get upstairs escape i love this place i want to be homemade is he whoa very half-life too cool nice is this a map hold up oh what it's unexpected uh-huh this place is messy damn actually let's chat with him first yes yes there it is no what is this shotgun semi-automatic shotgun mixing then we have this already what's all this okay explain to me what the [ __ ] is going on he's selling so much stuff now [ __ ] sake which one should i get this one or this one if this is a shotgun this is a handgun i could sell my old shotgun and get this hundred thousands customizable increases ammo capacity i thought it was rich but look at this this is 200 that's a lot more than 200 please let me know if you'd like to strengthen your weapons i'm thinking about it it's confusing because like i can't afford both obviously uh reduces recoil you could buy this and the handgun one sal the sniper are you mad [Music] you have three options sell things off throw them away or buy a bigger bag so we have to sell stuff do you have enough firepower i can now offer an expanded weapon modification service all right i could do this carry on and it cleans up my inventory a little bit carry on do you have enough firepower i can now offer an expanded weapon modification service i don't think i'll ever use this i'm too scared to do it how much does my handgun go for 600 no 75 000 oh [ __ ] and the shotgun goes for a lot as well let's sell the old ones that gives us 17 000. we should afford it both then am i hate that i've done this but i want it oh my it won't fit in your bag all right gotta organize i guess uh boom all the supplies at the top i guess oh my god we still have so much [ __ ] meat why do we have so much meat that's more like it oh actually maybe this was integrated there but whatever [Laughter] no [Music] does this fit my my gun though the v61 yeah [Laughter] cool and then red dot sight for what shotgun we could even afford increased rate of fire it's for the sig this is for the other one an interesting selection [Music] till next we meet okay new gun cool two new guns since we don't have any shotgun ammo maybe i should i don't know pancake bind for now oh right we can upgrade as well oh my god ah if only you had the funds indeed 65 000 [ __ ] oh broken all sorts of weapons modifications and we'll do them for a small fee ah sell the wolf spain should we sell the wolf man i mean we have [ __ ] a lambo for it apologies but i don't extend credit you [ __ ] there's more magnum ammo let's start with this and we'll know what to do later cool let's jump up how does the shotgun oh where's my red dot though i guess there is a red dot hello how are you okay the brother gave us a lot of money now either way i'm gonna be pissed you don't want us looks like some sort of lock mechanism looks easy to break well i broke it hello hey be nice stop wiggling your [ __ ] head oh nice they drop a lot of stuff now okay cool nice feel like a badass now red room oh [Music] let's be careful feels like we're nearing the end at least maybe not fully but sooner rooney in my spoon a pony first we gotta kill a lot of these guys ah come on wiggle head gang [Music] miss me [ __ ] yeah give me that money more skulls please more money please more everything please took me what 10 hours to realize i don't have to pull out my weapon to do that this came as a reflex i kept doing it um okay there's definitely more enemies or where will they come from i don't think i have anything to put there hmm so we make the mold for that and the iron what's all this thing still red but we're coming back here why is it going away from me [ __ ] it's so hard to aim [Applause] trying my damnest [ __ ] it's the beer guys oh [ __ ] he's alive what the [ __ ] i thought i killed him gotta confirm the kill i guess jesus what the [ __ ] is that what was that a cable in my face get out of here skidaddle this with the power style ah oh [ __ ] propeller man we have yet to face propeller man you're alive aren't you all right fine be dead did he just can i get that oh what is this i thought it was something fun oh sure sure fine i was leaving anyway nerd he can't open doors he's got a drill for a hand [ __ ] he's blocking dude that's not good don't do this we can be friends don't block come on come on i can do this all day baby all day [ __ ] um whoa whoa oh somewhere here i don't know where let's do the mold thing first bing ah oh can i touch it can i drink it forbidden juice i want it seems useful seems useful he says [ __ ] [ __ ] okay what the [ __ ] did i miss though this story's a lot kind of sus i don't know i think i'm good we're gonna come back here again anyway hey hey don't don't camp the corners we talked about this don't do this ah yes you're dead drop me money more money please what the [ __ ] is that oh finally i feel like we haven't used this in forever [Music] cool oh this is dead end okay horse key i don't think i have that [ __ ] all right time to make a horse key are we gonna shoot those perfect game thank you surely we're shooting oh my gosh are we okay i'm not sure why i'm doing this but it's happening either way come on oh my gosh i'll wait for them oh there's a lot of them oh collide on that [ __ ] that's cool get out of here man doesn't realize he can walk around [Music] idiot yes more money there's more zombies too but more money [Music] thank god i need ammo oh my gosh what i'm totally hitting it am i crazy what [Applause] maybe i have to do more from the side or something nice at the focus there sheesh all right last fellas more vr for you [ __ ] i'm hitting his ears or something there we go why is this still going i thought i was the point of that oh hey master shooter 10 out of 10 baby cheers to that game it's red [ __ ] becoming sloppy now oh this is sick are they going to come alive which one of you which one of you eyes are you is you is you i'm sure none of them are gonna come alive i'll just turn my back towards them what is this okay i didn't think that would work but it was worth a shot backup generator missing a cog i have cogs i have a crank [ __ ] you game don't like my cranks use grenade all right i'll trust you guys i trust you guys and about it oh thanks guys maybe you're bros after all found the crank can i put it in please wait what the [ __ ] did i i put the crank again wait what the [ __ ] did i just pick up i didn't pay attention what did i just pick up that's a treasure oh no oh huh okay and we can combine it with something um it's us we can go down here uh so much stuff on the things i'm like what can i leave it can i let there we go i have a guy is that the that wasn't mine what the [ __ ] oh there we go that's a pancake oh thanks i got sorry i gotta sneeze hey look who's here we got a guest in the wanna studio me in the finale of resident evil eggy huh you're sleeping on the sofa did you have a good nap so sleepy but i can chow i shouldn't laugh i meant blowing my nose i don't know why i said sneeze anyway mechanical soldiers hello that's swedish fully grown male corpse used removed hard and implanted muscle stimulation via electric shock was suspect successful brain dead so no high cognitive ability only moves by destructive instinct then stops suldot attached headgear to the cranium electrodes confirmed stable brainwaves experiment one ligand fight was dismantled and eaten within three minutes issues with destructive and murderous capabilities that's an issue apparently replace lower part of arm with drill not enough outward for effective movement need live bodies perhaps you blind the kettle reactor in the chest output greatly increased experiment two looking fine destroyed three lichens in one minute uh oh there's gonna be some strong guys good results but issues with the reactor durability may stop functioning if the reactor is destroyed this reminds me of uh invincible that evil villain in the show have you guys watched that hey another mold okay a lot of backtracking coming up it's a good show it's on amazon prime it's the comic book i believe i finished it the other day and i enjoyed it it wasn't like whoa but it had some whoa moment definitely worth a watch oh we got a map at last if you like comic books i would say it's a must-watch yeah there's a villain that turns some there's people into machines just like this honestly they have a red glowing thing on there oh we got a shortcut thanks game and um super [ __ ] strong too is it like the boys it's very gory but not edgy i would say just looking around you know see if i missed something i never really got into the boys uh we watched season one it was good but i feel like it's the kind of thing i would like i know there's a pewdiepie reference in it oh i don't know which season that is [ __ ] how do i get back i jumped down is there no ladder oh geez i didn't oh there it is no that's not a ladder i'm walking in circles me and marks are watching uh real euro camping relaxed camp laid-back camping laid back camp that's what it's called we're on season two it's really good it's exactly what it says it is a bunch of cute girls camping and it's relaxed very good why am i walking the circles i need to figure out where to go we walked here anyway [ __ ] he's still alive i can block it but keep forgetting it's so stupid like i don't think this is a block but it is so we picked up a what did we pick up a cog mold we have to go back and make the cog first i know i have a map but i honestly okay nice now i know where we are strangely satisfying i like it [Music] i think uh judicial was a little overhyped for me it was not bad by any means i liked it but um backup generator let's go here we go at last ah [ __ ] what we what have we done oh ethan such a disappointment i thought we could join forces against that [ __ ] honestly i'm down if you're still down dude damn we could craft a lot uh holy [ __ ] okay all right do your thing do your thing to be her children she locked us away in the village damn the blocking is delayed dude i'm not like my siblings i want nothing more than to be free of that [ __ ] they're siblings so i need power how do i not pick up i need enough power to destroy her okie dokie these are the fruits of my power the struggles against what a freak i don't know i like him keep sneezing oh god okay well he went that way we go this way then heisenberg think ethan nice i like that meme he still hasn't seen me what an idiot that looks fun i think he'll see me now i thought i could get a cheeky shot in shoot damn it's so slow i went for the shot i should all right low in hell [ __ ] ugh so should i shoot that oh okay a little late but now we know i'm sure it'll appear again they charge up again okay cool what the [ __ ] get out of here you dangling [ __ ] sniper oh okay they give me sniper ammo i respond [ __ ] all right let's uh use the thing then i want to try it out well [ __ ] that did nothing oh gosh miss me [ __ ] so did i apparently oh my gosh i hope those are worth a ton [ __ ] was that all about electricity was [ __ ] oh this is another way to go up okay that's a pancake whoa two in one baby hell yeah nice start using those did i use it too early maybe oh golly it's pancake time jesus that was not supposed to happen hold up that word it did something [ __ ] died he died with his vr headset that's kind of cute what's all this thing iggy is not comfortable on my lap what can i do for you there we go we're at the part of the game where it's just not scary anymore oh god no one saw nothing no one heard or saw nothing okay pancake nice all right what are we doing don't think i have a cold i don't know keep sneezing wait [ __ ] am i doing reject here and then it's here okay whoa double drill man you can't block this i definitely want [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm stuck i think we'll give this guy a pancake oh he's back i just saw it please yes i need a shotgun well we know this place is huge but damn room after room first we gotta check downstairs obviously come on nothing a tissue box i could use that wait drawer no we're back here what the [ __ ] no memory gang guess we'll go some health would be great some herbs i'll take herbs come on let me eat the herbs okay more fight coming up for sure okay i got presents for you mane okay we want to get behind oh he almost turned did i actually miss we're kind of behind him i'm missing dave yeah wasn't this game supposed to come up here is this out over here why is it yellow here it just got lazy probably did i just i actually just did that [ __ ] me now walking from this way i see what i did oh my gosh we're getting there gamers whoa again i didn't expect him to come back at all i made it i'm alive thanks we're definitely gonna fight him soon hey i'm looting here are we back here cool let's talk to the man is he up here no i want to go to the guy the guy is going to come up right hey my man my man welcome oh money money money money money money money money five of them money money money let's keep that to think i would buy such things yes definitely oh god so expensive oh you're breaking my balls here we just need seven thousand more i've procured some new items for you mr winters did you really um thank you for your patronage i'm sorry i'm sorry but that's the end of the stream and i will see you tomorrow okay don't go anywhere stay right where you are don't leave i'll be back to finish this bad boy off tomorrow hey yeah thanks for joining the stream guys really fun hope you um uh really appreciate all the support everyone watching thank you for being here have a great day bye bye brofist [Music]

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 2,567,897

Rating: 4.9480309 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: Os5abttbQrg

Length: 142min 1sec (8521 seconds)

Published: Tue May 11 2021