r/Entitledparents "I KILLED AN ENTIRE FAMILY! SO WHAT!?"

welcome to our slash entitled parents we're an entitled parent literally murders someone our first reddit post is from Zephyr as I always thought these crazy people who don't mind their own business must be a rare breed and that I would never encounter one but somehow I did so a little bit of background before I start I was born in Pakistan but came to Canada when I was three but by that time I could already speak Urdu Punjabi and Hindi the languages are fairly similar in many regards and then I came to Canada and English was my fourth language as I grew up I also learned Arabic French and Japanese to varying competencies but all within the realm of conversation having grown up in Canada I have no accent when I speak English so you wouldn't be able to tell me apart from a Caucasian person if you spoke with me over the phone but also having learned so many languages I'm able to pronounce a lot of sounds fairly accurately so I sound authentic in all languages that I speak in to all but native speakers most of the languages that I know sound different enough from each other that someone that doesn't know them can still tell that the language is different I've traveled back home to Pakistan a few times and I would always encounter those beggars who come with elaborate stories like my wife is sick and she needs surgery and I managed to get money for that but I need money for the flight to reach her etc I came up with a fun counter to that which was that I would act like I didn't understand them at all and would start speaking in a different language that they wouldn't know Japanese was my go-to language while in Pakistan the reaction those people would have was quite hilarious the cast of this story is Karin the star of the show Jimmy Karen's husband and a decent human being xerath me wifey my wife and seeing at the restaurant manager so my wife and I were at an Indian restaurant in Edmonton Canada enjoying our dinner and a conversation we speak a mix of are due in English just mixing with whatever feels easy to someone listening in they would be able to understand enough to figure out what we were talking about in most cases we were sitting in a booth table so it was only open from one side can and her family Jimmy and her two daughters that looked like they were in their early teens were sitting in an open table with an empty table between us my wife is Pakistani like me and what some Pakistanis like to do is eat rice with their hands I prefer a spoon myself but at this time my wife was eating with her hands apparently this Karen got offended at seeing my wife eat with her hands when she came over I started speaking in different languages acting like I didn't understand what she was saying in English I'll translate what I said and put it in parenthesis which language I said it in here's how it went down Karen walks over to our table with a sour expression on her face Jimmy calls to her telling her to sit back down and leave us alone but she ignored him she addresses my wife directly what's wrong with you can't you eat your food in a civilized manner like the rest of us I say in Urdu huh what do you want can't you see we're eating Karen looks at me with surprise what did you just say I say in Urdu to my wife don't talk to her in English just do what I'm doing and I say to Karen you're just a crazy woman go sit back down why aren't you speaking in English my wife starts smiling and I try hard to keep a straight face my wife says an Urdu we are just enjoying our meal why don't you go and sit down I just heard you speaking in English I know you can talk in English yeah I can but I choose to not do so I think she's getting upset I know that's what makes this so much fun stop it talk in English like I heard you before I say in Japanese so you are listening in our conversation don't you have any manners wait that's some other language now what the heck is this Jimmy says leave them alone Karen they don't speak English I know they do they're just pretending not to it doesn't matter just sit down I start waving toward her table that's right go back to your table you loud cow Karen they aren't doing anything wrong leave them alone she's eating with her hands I can't let the girls learn her uncivilized ways I say to my wife in Hindi start licking your fingers my wife starts licking the rice off her right hand off the top parts of her fingers and that makes karen rage even more oh my God look at how gross she is being stop looking at her if you don't like it then I say in Arabic hey you dumb jerk do you behave this way everywhere you go he changed languages again I know he did his accent changed I say in Japanese yep and I can keep changing speak in English you must have heard them wrong they don't know English leave them alone then why are they living here they don't deserve to live here if they don't know English I was having a hard time keeping a straight face so I disguised it by raising my voice and appearing angry I gesture towards her and then pointed at our table are you so dumb you can't even listen to your husband go sit down and stop embarrassing yourself you don't deserve to be here get out at this point the restaurant manager seeing shows up and sees what all the commotion was about he's an Indian guy with a pretty heavy accent when he spoke in English so I knew he'd speak either Hindi or Punjabi excuse me can you please keep your voice down what's going on here this woman is eating with their hands and it's disgusting she's corrupting my children with her barbaric ways ma'am there are no rules that forbid her from eating with her hands please leave them alone or I'll have to ask you to leave now Jimmy gets up and comes over to her Karen Eze sit down Karen you've embarrassed yourself enough this is why I can't take you anywhere I say in Punjabi ignore this dumb cow or her brain is smaller than Allah do an Indian sweet the manager starts laughing at my comment and Karen gets even redder in the face since she probably thinks we were making fun of her oh if you should go back to your country Jimmy just takes her arm and leads her back to their table and sits her down telling her to shut up her daughters look like they want to sink into the floor from embarrassment i ramble a few more sentences in varying languages as they kind of venting before my wife tells me to just leave it alone we finish our dinner about 10 minutes later with Karen glaring at us the whole time I go pay the bill and as we're walking out of the restaurant we pass near Karen's table I call out to Jimmy in perfect English with no accent while smiling and give him a wave hey buddy I hope you enjoy your dinner have a good night Karen's eyes bulge as she screams I knew it see they know English she tried to stand up suddenly but instead ended up falling over backward in her seat my wife and I left the restaurant laughing before she could do anything else what kind of [ __ ] goes to an ethnic restaurant and then yells at people there for eating ethnic food in the ethnic style and then speaking the ethnic language what a move on our necks reddit poses from gaming onslaught hello again I decided today is a good day to tell the story about the entitled dead that turned my whole life upside down so let's get on with this this happened six years ago it was a week after my birthday and we decided to throw a late birthday party my parents were busy with work on my actual birthday so we rescheduled the party I invited quite a few of my friends but one of them didn't seem to show up his father called my parents saying he'd be late to the party the party was from 7 p.m. to 12 a.m. he never showed up once the party was over we were heading home we were about 5 or 10 minutes from ozlowe because we had the party at her Lodge just outside the city and talking about how fun the party was that conversation was cut short when a vehicle drifted into our lane and collided with us I blacked out when I woke up in a hospital bed I started to panic but the doctor that was running tests on me to make sure I'm okay told me to calm down and that I was all right after about 20 to 30 minutes of questioning in small tests I asked the big question sir where are my parents the doctor basically froze there for 10 seconds and responded and I'll never forget what he told me Opie I'm sorry but your parents didn't survive the crash my parents were deceased I was informed that my dad was killed on impact and my mom was pronounced dead when she arrived at the hospital with me I couldn't believe it I wanted to cry but all I felt was anger I knew the person who drifted into my lane was at fault so I asked who crashed into us it was my friend's dad that God dang entitled dad apparently entitled dad was under the influence of something when he arrived and was currently handcuffed to a hospital bed one of the nurses told me later that he was demanding help before his son was treated he son was on freakin life-support because of the accidents he was sent to jail for a DUI and I don't know if he's been released or not but if he's out there he better hope we don't cross paths I'm currently living in a foster home with a wonderful family who treats me like I'm their own flesh and blood but as long as I'm alive I'll never forget my real parents and I'll never forget my best friend and I'll never forgive entitled dad for what he did thank you for listening man I'm sorry Opie that's really tough to hear our next reddit post is from and lgz my daughter's friend from school came home with her one day they were doing girly stuff that normal 14 year olds do makeup nails etc I hear a blood-curdling scream and run upstairs expecting the worst I open the bathroom door and the girl is on the toilet with blood on her toilet paper I was like okay she started her period nothing too crazy my daughter and I sit her down and I explained why we had periods and what that means for her from now on we hug her and congratulate her on this next step of her life afterwards we go get her supplies from the store and grab ice cream she has all calmed down and feeling special at this point I took her home and thought it was strange her parents never mentioned anything to her about any of this she was 14 after all about an hour later I receive a call from her livid mother who berate me for having the audacity to tell her daughter about those private things and that she will learn things on her own just like she the mom had to I was completely stunned she had no intention of explaining anything to her daughter she then said the girls couldn't be friends anymore her daughter would still come over without the parents knowing and she still calls me to this day six years later for guidance in her life I don't get it what does this mom expect Opie to say to this little girl I'm so sorry little girl you're bleeding internally you're going to die our next reddit post is from baby shark a bit of backstory I go to school and live in Indiana most of the time however since I've already gotten off of school I'm spending my summer in Chicago with my Graham anyone who lives in Chicago knows that the public schools get off in mid to late June so I like to spend a good amount of time just walking around and going to the park I've only been stopped by someone once and I just let him know the situation yesterday I'm sitting at the park on a swing minding my own business now I'm 14 but I have one of those eight to sixteen year old faces so I sometimes get strange looks up walks to me our entitled parent someone who clearly asked for the manager at McDonald's this morning we're talking anywhere from mid 30s to late 50s with two toddlers in tow this lady is our entitled parent it's fresh in my mind but still not exact um aren't you supposed to be in school actually I'm already out no you don't get out until later this month I go to school somewhere else then why are you here there's no school's out for summer around here me and now standing up and putting my book down I'm visiting my grandmother and decided to come read a book in peace in the park mommy he's wearing a kitty cat shirt I nod and gesture to my sweatshirt which clearly says school name Panthers yeah this is the school I went to out in Indiana you probably stole that so you could get away with all this I'm calling an officer me under my breath for God's sake and now you use the Lord's name in vain thank God I was saved by one of the workers at the field house who knows me ma'am I'm gonna have to ask you to leave this boy alone but he be in I didn't ask for you to explain leave him alone or leave the park she gave me a dirty look before walking away I think the field worker and went back to my book that was our slash entitled parents and this is our slash puppy bloopers our next reddit post dog I literally just started I literally just started our next reddit post is from gaming really oh can I go now 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Length: 17min 1sec (1021 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 30 2019