r/Bridezillas "Stop Crying About Your Dead Baby at MY Wedding!"

welcome to our slash bridezillas where a new bride tells a woman to get over her dead baby so I came across this one post and decided to make an R slash bridezillas video just so I could cover this one post so this is a text exchanged between a bridezilla and Opie who just had a miscarriage buckle up everyone because this one is wild so with my wedding were you still coming because I was thinking maybe you shouldn't like I don't mean to be harsh but I thought you'd be over what happened by now but you cried today just cuz some lady had a baby it's just a bit dramatic and lots of people don't know yet cuz apparently you aren't ready to tell people I think if you don't tell people you shouldn't come like I'm trying to be as nice about this as I can but everyone will be asking why you aren't pregnant and I don't want them distracted from making me feel special what happened sucks but I thought you'd had enough time to get over it so it wouldn't be a problem like maybe you could announce it on Facebook so people know uh okay I need a minute to process what the [ __ ] you just said to me don't take it the wrong way you know I'm right and you just need to move on I want my wedding to be about me I don't want it ruined by you no offense you would do the same if you don't want to announce it then just don't come so let me get this straight you don't want me at your wedding because the fact that my baby effing died might ruin your day like I just want to make sure I have this right because if that's what you're saying that is just super F table dude as in don't worry about me being at the wedding because we won't be friends so I want to be sure I understand I mean that's not how I said it okay so what did I get wrong you're twisting my words I just want to be the most important person on that day and if people see you're not pregnant they will ask and then it will take attention off of me I just thought you could announce it now so by the wedding no one will talk about it I don't think it's such a hard thing to do you know what you enjoy your wedding without me I hope our friendship is worth all the attention you so desperately need you giant trash pile of a human you're being silly but okay like what is so wrong with wanting to make sure my day is about me if you think that we can't be friends because I want to be the most important person on the day and don't want people talking about you at all then I guess we can't be friends but you're being really selfish it's been two months how much time do you really need it's not like you knew her and I just don't want the focus to be on you so I think that you announcing it is fair that way everyone focuses on you now and not later on my day yeah we're done holy Sh I cannot believe you you think I'd give an F about attention on me she was my baby how [ __ ] dare you seriously glad I found out you were trash now so I don't waste any more time speaking to you tell your fiance I'll see him at the divorce party down in the comments pain 1994 says if I were the mother of the baby I post this on Facebook and tag the future bride and groom oh okay so I look down in the comments and that's actually what happens Opie posted this on Facebook okay so I'm still trying to calm down from this interaction but I need a shame that out of this bride-to-be first off I don't really know how trigger warnings work but if you're sensitive to still birth / infant loss don't read the messages or any more of this so for context this dumpster fire of a bride is getting married in early February and I would have been heavily pregnant as I was due at the end of February but my daughter was stillborn in October it's been a sucky time and both my partner and I are still just trying to get through each day and up until now everyone has been understanding and kind to us q this piece of trash she messaging me this absolute garbage I still don't even have the words to express how angry and hurt I am by what she said at least she made cutting her out an easy choice this next post was posted on a Facebook bridal support group help I need advice my fiance and I are having lots of issues right now we can't stop fighting and I don't know what to do I quit my job because wedding planning was taking up so much time and my fiance is refusing to get a second job he doesn't understand that I don't have time to get ready for work drive to work be somewhere else all day and drive home I need to be home to plan this wedding I'm trying to find a job from home but it's difficult I asked him to get a second job and he won't it really pisses me off because we're spending 80 thousand dollars on this wedding and he keeps saying that we should spend less uh hello no this is my wedding I've been dreaming of it since I was little and I refuse to have anything but my dream wedding how can I convince him to work a second job to pay for this what happened to happy wife happy life down in the comments Kitty 9020 says it best this isn't just a red flag this is a strobe light with a few fog horns attached to it our next reddit post is from sinky doodles right so my best friend of many many years got engaged and immediately asked me to be the bridesmaid I was thrilled for about 0.2 seconds until she said ha now I get to make you dress curly her list of requirements included dress and heels I had to grow my hair to atleast bob length I had to dye my hair I had to get a tan fake or Sun bed and I definitely had to use my body makeup to cover all my tattoos now readers this was a gut Richer anyone who knows me knows I'm an absolute tomboy who feels deeply uncomfortable wearing dresses etc but hey it's the bride's day right I offered to do all except grow my hair not good enough apparently I would ruin her photos with my stupid short hair argument started text and group chats aplenty telling me I was being stubborn and it's for one day and I should suck it up it went back and forth for a while but around that time my dad was diagnosed with a terminal illness we mutually agreed my dad was my priority and I stepped down from bridesmaid to guest she asked me what my girlfriend would be wearing I replied that we had tailor-made suits from a wedding last year and they would be perfect she told me she didn't want everyone staring at the two lesbians and suits and that everyone would be talking about us and taking attention away from her people I was gobsmacked my girlfriend refused to even go I told the bride that unless she was telling all the guests what to wear she could F right off I went to the wedding I didn't want to be the butthole who didn't show up to be honest it went swimmingly an absolutely grand affair with no expense spared I left after the first dance to get home to my kid I've been there for eight hours at this point and was told the next day that at the end of the party the bride was sobbing that I left early and ruined her day she also texted me to tell me that the money I had gifted her was nowhere near the cost of hosting me so we don't talk anymore update I'm getting married my fiancé proposed last week we're both gonna wear suits and bridezilla ain't invited our necks right of posters from this isn't happening much of the wedding was prepackaged with reception hall it was held in they covered invitations catering cake tables and chairs and decorations the time came to choose centerpieces for the tables the venue offered a variety of glass containers the bride could fill with whatever she wanted tall cylindrical vases decorative platters bowls globes which shape she chose would depend upon what the bride chose to display in it did she want flowers candles pebbles no she had a better idea you see my ex friend was an animal lover on and off again vegetarian vegan PETA supporter et cetera she was especially fond of fish with that in mind how cute would it be to have a pair of goldfish in a globe the centerpiece real live goldfish a pair of them to represent the couple see on each and every table all 40 of them I raise some objections multiple objections what happens to the fish after the ceremony oh the guests can take them home they'd be like wedding favors keepsakes but not everyone is gonna want to take home a new pet from a wedding people tend to like having a say in what pets they want to take care of well not everyone has to take one there's only a pair for every table not everyone could take one anyway but still you're expecting what 25% of your guests to want to adopt a pet that day they're only goldfish plenty of people already have fish at home wouldn't the fish be pretty stressed out being in the middle of all that wedding chaos with nowhere to hide but they have like three-second memories it wouldn't even matter the ones in the tank at Walmart don't seem to mind people walking by them all the time yeah speaking of the ones in the tank at Wal Mart there's always a fair few of them floating at the top what if you get floaters during a reception I mean it's not an appetizing sight for the people eating their dinners besides it wouldn't make for the best representation of your relationship there's a lot of not good symbolism there well that can be your job during the reception just keep an eye out for the dead ones and replace them before anyone notices they're called feeder fish for a reason they don't live long everyone knows that we'll buy them that morning they only need to survive through the reception I thought you loved animals I do that's why I'm using them lovely my friend vowed to handle all the arrangements for the goldfish since I had so many objections it would all work out I'd see it was gonna look great she just needed me to be on floater duty for the reception since she would be so busy fine anyway wedding happens I didn't have a lot of time to spare during the reception to watch over all 40 centerpieces but I did catch a few floaters luckily the happy couple had spares in the back they bought roughly a hundred that morning three cents apiece what a bargain floating tea lights would have been so much more expensive you know besides everyone uses those the goldfish are unique memorable just like the bride end of reception everyone's gone home and the wedding hall hosts are cleaning up what does the bride want to do with these oh yes the 80 goldfish left behind with all the spin streamers and confetti the venue needs their Globes back isn't it strange how not a single guest was willing to take home some goldfish it couldn't have helped that the bride didn't think to provide containers for them so will the bride and groom be adopting these 80 goldfish plus about 10 spare still in the back swimming around in the giant back from the pet store alas they can't they're headed off on their honeymoon such a shame gotta go now bye with that they were gone now I was literally the only person from the wedding left in the building the host still needed their gloves back that night I strolled into a big-box pet store in my big fluffy red satin floor-length gown heels clacking on the tiles and purchased a huge rectangular tank a filter and some fish flakes a few were dead by the time I got home then more than next morning more again in the afternoon handed the evening and the next morning by the third day we were down to five and we lost one a day after that until there was only one left and that last one five years I named it son it lingered far longer than my friendship with the bride and far far longer than her marriage okay okay so when she said animal lover what she really meant was she just pretends to be an animal lover so that other people will think that she's a good person when in reality she's actually a garbage human being our next reddit post is from slinger of poison cups I was a bartender for about 14 years at a private club that was a popular wedding venue and worked probably about 800 to a thousand weddings total one stands out that I'll never forget I the head bartender and manager on duty for most of them and I worked with the in-house Events Coordinator who handled all the logistics on our end prior to the event booking catering bar service in-house decor etc she typically give me a heads-up about guests requirements on my adventure and let me know if the client was being a headache before hands for this case we were doing a third marriage for the bride in her mid 40s and a first marriage for the groom the events coordinator gave me a heads-up that the bride was a serious bridezilla she'd been emailing or calling about minor details three to four times a day for three months solid and I was told to expect the worst the day comes and the bride in her party is there to oversee setup a few hours before the wedding not out of the ordinary and everything is running smoothly until the flowers arrive floral is not our domain it's arranged privately and she freaks out because it's not exactly what she ordered there gorgeous by the way and way over the top for what I'd expect for a two hundred and fifty person wedding I have to call more down and use my standard lines no one is here to celebrate flowers they're here to celebrate you etc we get over that and I'm expecting the worst for the night and it's lovely she's radiant the whole evening everyone's happy the event runs smoothly and I'm stoked and not have to deal with the drama at the end when they're packing up I go up to them with my standard how did everything go is there anything I can assist you with conversation with her while her hubby stands a few feet away talking to a friend she turns to me with stars in her eyes and says it was perfect I want to do my next one here hubby does a neck snapping double take while I'm kind of speechless and managed to mumble out I'm glad you enjoyed it they leave and I try to process what I just heard wait it gets better often wedding parties show up the next day to pick up things they left behind so they don't have to spend an hour packing up late at night when they do we let them come down to the bar club for a drink if they want they show up and come down to the bar where I'm working at this point I figure her next one comment which is to slip of the tongue she had some wine though wasn't what I'd call inebriated but no talking to her straight sober what the hubby and tow she told me again how it was everything she'd hoped for and she'd definitely come back next time that's when I realized she didn't even want to get married she just loved being a bride and having a special day all about her this woman literally married three separate guys just because she's so conceited she wants to be the life of the party what a monster that was our sloshed bridezillas and if you liked this video then let me know by hitting that like button because it really helps my channel grow

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Length: 15min 59sec (959 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 30 2020

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