Reading Steamy Tweets

what everybody is your boy Guido man 5000 here with the boys we're gonna do a little reaction but ya could call a reaction video basically in honor of Doherty getting suspended as well as common white girl will get you know they got a lot of them well anyway recipes for Paulo worry man all our favorite meme accounts I got scared because I thought horny facts got put in the dirt too but we got horny facts still so thank God yeah I know that I knew that they were good cuz my I got a notification okay tweeted by the way I was digging these up at like 9:00 in the morning very dangerous time to be looking at horny tweets not a good way started I'm a morning porn guy like sit down with some coffee yeah browsing pornhub like it's like oh what's up guys welcome back to the wall the channel first things first a lot of people who reply to these tweets are just like old dudes it's like old horny dudes it's most people who don't think the Internet is public I need a vacation some dick in a hotel room and a massage that's not a fact yeah well ladies let us know if this is a fact I'll come to your hotel and give you a dick give you my dick and massage yo I think she's Carol the old people don't give a [ __ ] look at this no my wife and I have several facts but one of our favorites is guys drink pineapple juice wait what - my your condom tastes sweet right Michael Vaughn got it shall I Oh grabbing your girl's ass is great because the girl loves the feeling of it guys love grabbing it it's a win for everyone okay why are you grabbing your baby's ass waleed if it's loud sex it's good sex if I am moaning loud I am pleased a lot oh I usually moan aloud during their income gesturing the coming he's completely silent all the way up to the point where he comes if your legs are shaking afterward you know it was good right guys you're bright yeah yeah yeah that's act okay back to my leg people also have like weird conversations on these threads that they just don't need to have okay so eat her [ __ ] till she come in her legs shake then hold her down and keep going till you see her soul leave her body sounds like the new weekend some [Music] so this girl tax are for boys oh my god sweet that what I'd do to you baby and I'll do that to you till the end of time well just text her that yeah well also I'd be terrified this one if ever looks like a vampire he's probably five thousand years he's probably actually sucking her soul out of it yeah yeah yeah that's why that tweeter [ __ ] like until the end of time otherwise he'll die why don't we ever get food in the daytime this guy's glare is making my soul weep yeah yeah yeah oh [ __ ] you know when you like shake afterwards when the vampire you I like when he stops mister oak to kiss you and you know it's because you're not trying to come but it still feels romantic I do that always yeah I wasn't saying this is a real fact yeah that's a that's a Thompson effect wait I also want to say my research was just searching at horny facts and the word come I can come eight times and not get tired men come to three times and they got a reboot 1995 windows I don't know why she's been with I can't come to three I need one no I can come two times in a row I just need eight hours of sleep between I just gonna say some people are too [ __ ] honest alright appreciate you Megan yeah just it's all says nothing yet you related we have a yeah we just got hit by a real good fact here and you're gonna derail the conversations oh excuse me I would like some BBC yeah I don't I don't think she's talking about like David Attenborough where did these eight inches come from the average length of a man's penis when erect is five to seven inches wait yeah five seven yeah it's kind of kind of big yeah yeah is that like a third average that's pretty good I guess yeah yeah how BIG's an inch I'm still in the metric system oh it's like okay yes yeah sure you know what start up do you think he was back instead someone in the office is like um I saw your tweet earlier he's like yeah any questions if you suck my toe now it's a guy what so maybe this is a co-ed that's a girl yeah yeah yeah it's a couple that runs it yeah if you see I'll see them that's them in that you suck my dick while I Drive that tells me you're willing to die to make me nut I love you crazy [ __ ] gotta be honest I hate [ __ ] I rather might keep my gf dry and finger her [ __ ] and eat her out oh and be fast to save her if we crash this [ __ ] a superhero some classic when he's on your guts you know that's like guys he's on your guts he gives you those soft kisses in between and killing yo [ __ ] that's my favorite hey man or that a fact like I hope my husband course still grabs my butt and drunk flirts with me at family get-togethers when we're 30 with kids [ __ ] get grown yeah late that dude 30 isn't old at all this fool is 30 yeah yeah maybe at 45 yeah this one make some more sense hey let go back there girl below that's what I thought and I'm like yeah I'm single and following horny fast look I love when people's when people's opinions are gifts right yeah I love that people are so people on social media are so dumb they just boiled down there like points of view to three-second snippets of someone else in space and that Parks and Rec oh yeah and I would venture to say that I think all gifts can just are just three motions yeah it's just it's one of these yeah yeah or uh or don't want a bird man going yeah I feel about sex the pullout method is effective 96% of the time a little uh condoms work better anyway plus I like to come inside because it makes things more intimate so I prefer condoms over pull out at home I said no guy ever no save Garvin okay find someone who isn't afraid to admit that they miss you who knows you aren't perfect but treats you as if you are whose biggest fear is losing you who says I love you and means it looked all over hair someone who believes leaving and giving up isn't an option doesn't so horny but it's not yeah it's not horny at all yeah this effect not really effect I don't know like who are you dating like a monk yeah yeah Russ yeah young married to hundreds apply to that was can't wait to drop this [ __ ] bro and we're gonna go ahead and listen to that all right nice alright ladies who makes you come best or someone else oh here we go miss thirty-one again oh yeah I make myself come faster but my boyfriend makes me come harder Nathan that's understand yeah checks out in fact final thoughts guys closing thoughts on horny facts shouts everyone never in fact we see you and we love you yes actually I mean your thing yeah I love the shameless keep being morning online yeah fax fax fax some clothes are just on the phone these are all in my bag all in my wrists all in my [ __ ] what prank my dog for the vlog I stout will appalled you busy trying to get Fame

Channel: Noel Miller

Views: 5,792,771

Keywords: cody ko, noel miller, noel miller vine, skinny p vine, thats cringe, tiny meat gang, tmg, love island, steamy tweets, suki, fortnite, games, cody and noel, uncle noel, thenoelmiller, noelle miller, comedy, satire, rap, sketch comedy, roast, stand up

Id: my93a7DIvC4

Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 16 2018