CRINGE WITH CHAT: ME MYSELF and DADDY

please release the new tickets later in the night so my daddy can buy ticket speaking of your daddy today's video did I approve this um week eight we could hit a board at any time oh wait aborts not a good word to use we can eject at any time this actually okay look look guys calm down calm down okay calm down calm down listen listen listen okay I know this title seems weird but this is actually a documentary about women who only date men over six feet so if you look at it that way you know I'm saying it's uh so you know what can I say what can I say it's not that weird you know we're just we're just we're just diving in we're just diving in and saying that's how y'all be talking to your men who are over six feet [Music] does everyone on tinder who's like I want a man who's over six feet so after he blows my back out he can read me a book in bed hey Mimi Barcroft TV is a specialty in videos that are uncomfortable Oh Kentucky yeah totally didn't see that coming someone dating their daddy in Kentucky totally normal of men who moved dimly and already crumbling through the power dreary air while they're really getting into it she's doing a book report and all elephant like to share their toys with each other oh whoa wait a second wait a second this should be the main profile picture for anyone discriminating height on tinder [ __ ] up [ __ ] up but I'm leave it alone should I do it so do it do it do it should I do it should I do it okay okay I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it which ones max and which ones Johnny and I'm 20 but not really cuz I'm 5 I said I'm 5 that's now right that's not right he shouldn't be smiling that big you shouldn't be smiling that big I don't care what fetish this is man this is the new you know how in your profile on tinder you might be like if you're not six feet don't swipe whatever the [ __ ] way the replacement for that now has to be I'm looking for a daddy baby day baby dude Oh bruh is that even a character from Awana or she just callin a random colored doll male the adult industry has really gone downhill I'd have to agree brother DD LG by definition is daddy dumb little girl and it is a subsection of BDSM which is a part it's a subsection of that man may not be right in the head I was just discovering things about the community learning a bit more about it I decided to chop it he's fully into character he got this [ __ ] chimney cleaner head what train did he just finished conducting oh my gosh conducting not on her you know I'm saying not on her not like that um try it out and I just loved it ever since there are a lot of people in the community that do this sexually and I'm not one of those people this is a completely so this full let me get this right this man is just being your dad it's just oh you know hey you know what you know what that's called that's called getting that's called putting someone in the friendzone that's what that is when you make them do dad parental things but you don't get you don't give it up to him that's just the friendzone this is actually very accurate she found out that he's 511 so she put his ass in the friendzone the way max first told me that she was part of this lifestyle she had shown me the videos that she was watching and she showed me a sippy cup and that she was eating these baby there's nothing after this that makes it okay there's nothing after that makes it okay she showed me a sippy cup and I was down what what No okay okay look listen listen listen first I was like maybe Cody and I could do with that scrunch to this but then I did a little research and she's not the first that guy oh nice neon kind of bags on this community in general but let me just say I don't think we should I don't think we should feel bad for thinking this is strange because it's [ __ ] weird okay it's weird it's weird then what is it bro what you just like taking care of you have a kid have a kid have a regular kid just have a kid you like taking care of kids have a kid why do you want a kid that's also your girlfriend that also sits on your lap that you also kiss on the lips I want to know what this man is thinking right here [Laughter] does she got to make that sound every time every time do you think that's the sound she make i'm little when i want to be i'm little when it's right to be but of course it's it's not something that like i can't control like if we're out in public you know I don't just randomly like shout daddy because yeah cuz why would you ever that's weird that'd be crazy if you just stopped and shouted daddy that's weird but not the rest of this stuff I wish I could zoom in on their faces see this this actual little girl is thinking what the [ __ ] are they doing what are they doing [Music] man that's a day out that's their day out that is their day out dude you think I can't say that hey dong my daddy takes care of me but I also take care of him we take care of each other and I think having that nurturing aspect to the relationship really makes it strong no no just how about regular nurturing how about how was your day I care about your feelings you don't need to suck on a pacifier to put that in a relationship no this is any girl has ever tweeted at me you little man lit you little this a little bit this is you path sounds like it kind of it kind of sounds like a tennis racket cracking a ball listen just listen okay ready look your that you hear that leave it one more time one more time one more time see you can picture it you can picture Danny I do do myself change my I have a lot the Sheep II dazzle these shits oh my goodness this the only vegetable she ever ate Wow play vegetables my rules over here by the bed because can't leave this cat get me out of here get me out of here the cat is reaching the cats like let's take let's check these rules no Tantrums no tent okay that's a good one don't tell daddy no walked that's any relationship so when upset use your words to communicate why is it everything gotta be with Daddy well Oh what until you get a job get up at 11 a.m. every day huh Shane got a job oh yeah this [ __ ] need a job get yo ass a job one time one time I get a [ __ ] job oh yeah okay hey what kind of what kind of five-year-old is actively searching for a job the fact that you got to write that down after ask daddy for sweets what's going on here let's go what's going on here get a job that's why she acts like she's five because she can't afford real vegetables and she doesn't communicate with anyone other than this guy who's her daddy so clean up after yourself yeah yeah definitely wipe up your own poop clean up after animals just animals what's she saying she's not good at what no tantrums no saying no and those are the two that I'm not that great at yeah he he'd be like get a get a job max and she goes now and he and he's signed up for that kicked her ass out look at this cat this cat got look this thing he's got the same expression as the rest it please call CPS okay please call CP get me out of here Animal Control somebody somebody give me out this [ __ ] get me out of here son so I just have to sit here in the corner and stare at the wall and do nothing this is the most privileged this is the most privileged [ __ ] I've ever ever been put on timeout detention suspended you ever been any of that it sucks ass it sucks ass why is an adult would you ever want to be put on timeout like actually put on timeout I want a story he'll read it to me because we like reading together and sometimes I get to read the books and if I don't know how to say a word he helps me I already had it daddy but I want to experience daddy again on my own terms where I don't have to say no and I can throw tantrums and he reads me books my favorite toys are all of my stuffies and my Monster High dolls those are my favorite and I don't know if it counts as a toy but I love the cats I don't know if it counts as a toy but my daddy used to try and explain this lifestyle in terms of a little this lifestyle is kind of like a coloring book where she hands me the lines and I can just fill them in with whatever basically we're both equal yeah can't buy down the fleet oh yeah we didn't know we could do the same so you want well you know we did stuff like that if you want you know I could be daddy and you could be little clearance only if you want that is man what nah I might have I might have to ban that ass daddy didn't like that [Music]

Channel: Noel Miller Live

Views: 2,060,318

Rating: 4.9666915 out of 5

Keywords: cringe, satire, tmg, noelmiller, noel miller, tiny meat gang, twitch, stream, react, funny, compilation, reaction, live, IRL, comedy

Id: MzMhgyCoIuQ

Length: 14min 44sec (884 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 09 2018