r/CreepyPms | Age is just a... | Episode 1

welcome back everyone Oz here if you enjoyed today's video don't forget to hit that like button and subscribe hello hi who is this I got your number from someone at school okay but who is this if I tell you you'll just block me that's really weird I'm going to block you anyway no please give me a chance people like you don't ever give people like me chances it's messed up I am NOT giving you a chance because you're a creep and refuse to say who you are now bye some random guy 25 chivalry is alive are you clean down there and smell nice yes guys chivalry is still surely alive guess how big my male appendage is hmm the size of a dehydrated shrimp and ramen cups oh yeah I see that man I'm sorry how did she pass massive heart attack on February 21st 7:30 a.m. holy SH dude that's crazy that's one of my biggest fears because I love my mom and it could have stopped there but no you're so cute eggplant your body is perfect brilliant are you naked wink wink yes fully make it apart from my Crocs they always stay on can you show please Winky Winky enjoy Winky tongue out emoji three times bad hey do you want to change some nudes do you want to see my eggplant but I want to see how you master bar taya and I would show you how my oh dude that's a bit too far for her first messages there mastiha bar taya okay when did you are going to send yours girl what hell nah I have a boyfriend master bar tape let's [ __ ] you never talk to each other again hey there beautiful accept my request it's a no for me WTF why not you would have a good time talking to me gorgeous hmm doubt you are wooed and all you do is send means I like it want to follow me you are beautiful and I want to see more pictures aren't you there gorgeous huh I don't want to speak to you anymore hello there hello little one have you ever had a canine experience before what the [ __ ] dude hi sup interested in SX chat the hell I'm a dude you desperate dog the anime picture either it's a dude it's it's probably a dude can I get an honest opinion I didn't even know they made travel-size for breeze that's pretty cool damn that stinks are you DTF no not really so there's a chance still a no hun calling me hun makes me excited my name is daddy well according to your profile it's Jordan but go off I guess no one likes a smartass no one likes being told their common names for strangers gives them a hard-on oh boy well if John Oliver can read Big Foot fanfiction and surely I can do this hi hi hi hi hi hi [ __ ] off No Oh God I'm 14 if this is really forward I apologize but you're just so beautiful and your body is literally breathtaking every time I look at you this happens dick big you are so pretty it's in Nebraska yeah but what's your address I'll just come to the station again why aren't you give me your address cuz I don't want to give out my address but why I'm literally the most trustworthy and friendly guy ever according to like everyone that has ever met me if you can't trust me then you will literally can't trust anyone ever yeah I know I have met you I'm still not giving you my address I'll just meet you by the station and I refuse to be in someone's life that doesn't trust me without trust there is no friendship so you have a choice stop talking BS and make up an actual excuse to give me your address or I'll delete you off everything sad cry emoji which I really don't want to do you're not entitled to my address if I don't want to give it to you I won't I understand your thing about trust and I agree with you but I've also only met you once Trust is a huge thing for me and takes me some time to get used to people if I don't want to give you my address I won't I'm not entitled I'm actually so done right now you haven't given me one logical reason why and I don't want to talk to people that just talk nonsense it's a shame because I thought you were way better than this but I guess my judgment was wrong hmm I have ended 30 friendships because of them not having integrity and eight things slash relationships with girls due to the same reason like clearly it's a trait too much to ask of people in this generation thanks for the good ketchup and good luck with everything you thought he was done but I assure you he was not no wonder you're single that's the way you treat and talk to people if I'm not attractive I don't mind but I much rather have respect and integrity than say all the horrible crap you just said to me having high standards and standing up myself is going to get me far in life talking crap and being absurdly mean well just look at how your life pans out and yeah I don't know why you screenshotted those snaps what are you trying to prove that you don't have integrity and respect for other people bye ah cutie can I be honest yeah I want to make out and leave hickeys on you can I know why not I don't know you do you want to see me I mean to be fair this is kind of their fault for going into a BDSM chat room are you in high school yes I'm a 32 year old with five and ten year old boys cool what grade are you in 11th and I think it would be amazing to have a high school girlfriend that's disgusting anyways since this is a DM obligatory send nudes in boot well this is where I take my leave bye I guess I'll just solve it with a little bit of chloroform Shh Don't Tell Winky Winky dude how did you think that was going to go when you brought up chloroform like seriously you are a beautiful woman thank you so much you are welcome you are truly stunning would it be too forward to say that I want to get off to you I'm very attracted to you too far goodbye oh boy it's gonna be a miracle if his video stays monetized hey how are you I hope you don't have any daughters nope thank God don't raise your sons to talk to a woman like that it gets them nowhere I'm sure they will be fine have a good okay one yeah you can feel the bitterness in his text messages nice where are you from Nevada nice I'm from Wyoming okay how old are you 19 nice I'm 23 okay you want to play truth or dare or something i'm super-bored no oh okay I'm sorry it'd be embarrassing if you saw me anyway okay you definitely laugh at me okay could I tell you why well I guess I have no choice so I guess so I'm kind of butt naked and you probably laugh at my lower half if you know what I mean can I be honest with you sure I generally don't give a flying [ __ ] oh okay sorry I'm not interested I knew this was the bullsh game you're trying to play leave people especially girls alone no one cares but your micro dip call me I'm sorry you got dealt such a deck of cards when you comes your genitalia but I don't care I know you thought you were slick is trying to play truth or dare like some 8 year old but I already knew what your simple-minded ass wanted you'd want to play and bolt it like I dare you to send nudes it might work on simple-minded dumbasses like yourself but I'm not the one so please for the love of King God leave me and the other females alone your games aren't cute they are annoying and creepy so shove your micro dick up your ass and go away Rainbow six for honor pub G GTA 5 nice yeah send nudes now I was I was kidding all righty yeah have you ever done oh look I feel like you and I are looking for different things here I want memes and chill conversations about video games and you're probably looking for something more kinky I guess I am trolling sure you were my dude I didn't mean to that okay Bri something like that uses done instead of had like have you ever done see a guessing that English wasn't his first language hey I'm mmm you trying to smash hi hmm you trying to smash I'm dad I'm confused I confused I'm dad whatever so No thank you for watching if you want to see me rag on anti-vaxxers and make fun of science deniers and click on my R slash insane people Facebook video and the end card right there or you could check out the automatic recommended video but as always until next time I'll see y'all later

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 1,049,466

Rating: 4.9560328 out of 5

Keywords: reddit posts, reddit, Oz, reddit top posts, top posts of all time, creepy dms, top all time, GioFilms, subreddit, OzMedia, nice guys, r/, creepy messages, best of reddit, EmKay, sorrow tv, rslash, SorrowTv, emkay, niceguys, r/ top posts, Oz Media, tinder, r/creepypms slazo, creepypms, r/creepypms, creepydms, top posts

Id: 688MW-31Eew

Length: 11min 57sec (717 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 13 2019