r/Tinder | Guy Swipes Right on Sister | Episode 1

welcome back everyone Oz here if you enjoyed today's video don't forget to hit that like button and subscribe and today we're taking a look at our slash tinder do you want a cheesy pick-up line a roast or do you want to roast me I guess I want a roast your lack of confidence shows in both your response and tinder pics all right so already regretting the roast and thought you'd call me four eyes or some not see into the deepest parts of my soul oof that did not go as planned how are you bye I have to write this essay due tomorrow and I don't even know what to write it can be about anything no I wish is it important to know if you are awake or dreaming a philosophy three years later so how'd the essay turn out huh actually quite well thank you for asking now smash you must be amazing at Photoshop at this point because you're really pretty holy crap I just realized this may be taken the wrong way I meant you must be really good at Photoshop because everyone must tell you you're really pretty dude at this point you may as well just change your name and move to a different country because there is no recovering from that one j k l m n o p what's a hot man like you doing on here Andrew 27 two reasons to date me one because you'd be the good-looking one to please your guinea pig is mad cute Thanks I feel actually really bad right now because I took the part out of my bio saying that's my elite guinea pig oh no I'm so sorry oh no problem she's adorable so I totally get it I mean you're cute too similar to my guinea pig I am dead on the inside Jaden Jaden genin [ __ ] hey how are you I'm well how are you I'm pretty good how are you well duolingo bird 23 not looking for a hookup looking for a long-term Spanish learning commitment I want to be able to see you every day for lessons at at least 6 to 20 hours of learning if you don't want to study don't bother looking for your family one to order pizza I don't eat cheese Crowell of judgment for medical reasons Lola you should have stated how weak your bloodline was in your tinder bio sheath those claws Khajiit okay what I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee hmm well I used to be a mermaid and then I came to land to find love but it's not working out so I think I'll go back to the water stop right there criminal scum you violated the law your stolen goods are now forfeit pay the court a finer serve your sentence I'm way confused too I'm a piece out if she doesn't know guard dialog she's not the one my dude block away Sydney 24 the only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I'm singing Fergalicious and it's at the part where she says I be up in the gym just working on my fitness he's my witness I can point to him and he'll do the little lu part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it's stressful because right after the Wu part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think hey one of screw show me what you got sir Knight 19 I am Jack third son of Viscount George Radcliffe being of noble descent I was placed in a knighthood at a very early age and found myself gaining the position of head Knight with relative ease my hobbies consist of cutting down the odd drunkard or heretic witch hunting and burning spending time at the tavern and vicious battles needless to say if you are in fact a witch don't swipe right or I shall see through your dark magic and have these swiftly burnt at the stake for devil worship now how about you guys I come with my own stuff armor now if you look that Bulls armored enter eBay oh that's actually kind of affordable only like $600 for some of them hmm Brittany not actually a tinder match I am from tinder staff we'd like to request that you take your pics down as you're making everyone else look bad winky face is that your pickup line yes Brittany you dumb Cup Wow do you like bread I honestly don't know how to answer that but I must say yes do you like being choked that depends does it depend on the type of bread it depends on whether you're doing it to kill or for pleasure who eats bread to kill I was talking about the choking wait where is this convo going it's going to where the bread is I'm so confused say that to the bread as you put it in your mouth what bread rye bread sourdough bread wheat bread white bread you can put all the breads in your mouth I can help this is the weirdest conversation I've ever had I'm honored I have so many questions if you were a soup what kind of soup would you be I don't know the kind this isn't a joke or a pickup line it's a chance for you to take part in a self-reflection exercise where you take a look at your qualities and make a decision on which suit best represents those qualities take this seriously we may both learn some things about you corn chowder dad Joker pick-up line dad junk bring the heat what did the shy pebble want to be when he grew up a little bolder nope a rock star and you shouldn't Google any guys pickup lines that's all we have on tinder oh boy buckle in everyone Oh heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty is simply divine and everlasting I would love to be your knight in shining armor if you would want to talk to a good friend honest sweet and tender you can do with me at any moment I am a good person kind loyal and sincere my friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent I congratulate to you because you are very beautiful your beauty your personality your happiness your charm your kindness your beautiful eyes your sexy lips soft and cute hold your hands your Cuban legs precious your beautiful spectacular and divine body you have all these qualities and more the beauty of a rose has no comparison with you sweetie yeah I feel like I need mouthwash after reading that Isaac twenty-two East Carolina University long ago I wrote a donkey to a mountain where my dad tried to sacrifice me but he couldn't though that experience was traumatic I still thoroughly enjoy writing asses of all kinds I think he may be my eighth grade civics teacher nathan is that you yes it is pretty crazy that we would match on here I used to have such a boyhood crush on you oh that's cute I was a lot younger then I think a lot of boys had a crush on me but tell me are you still hot for teacher oh gosh what's something you won't ever do again I will never swipe right my sister on tinder again hey you seem chill what's your social security number wait did she actually just do that now you need as her mother's made a name her email address her home address her card number the last three digits in the back the expiration date and you should be good to go hey girls of tinder ever get one of those really kind of creepy guys who wants to do BUTT STUFF well here's how you get rid of them so over Netflix but stuff and chill I'll bring my strap-on I mean unless of course they're into that then you have a whole new problem to deal with thank you for watching everyone if you enjoyed this 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Channel: Oz Media

Views: 322,344

Rating: 4.9325452 out of 5

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Id: 4e8GTJSiAog

Length: 10min 26sec (626 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 04 2019