RARE INSULTS #14

sorry emo girls but Andy Biersack isn't that hot he looks like if Sheldon had an emo face okay it's he's not that bad-looking but yeah he does look like if Sheldon had an emo face everyone my name is Jake and welcome to rare instance where we're going to be looking at insults that you don't see very often that's why they're rare rare insults enjoy like the video stuff the Olsen twins look like what of them knows how you die and the other knows when you die they do have that kind of like witchy look to them know they especially with their like weird circular things on them how likely are you to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague not likely at all please explain why you gave this score I need you to understand that people don't have conversations where they randomly recommend operating systems to one another arch linux users would like to disagree sure but I need you to understand people don't have conversations with a Linux users I'm sorry if you use that but you know it's true I met the meme guy at the airport it's the guy wow you guys are standing right next to each other and you're still social distancing how tall is this guy I feel like this guy on the left is like 5 foot 9 but it's so small he makes him look really big Instagram reality this is even know what to say about this she looks like an eaten Apple in cartoons yeah when you've got the light it's like an hourglass amplified alright you look like Mark Zuckerberg shaved his head grew a little bit and installed the latest human emotions DLC into his head he has that kind of like upwards huh like Mark Zuckerberg does can't believe everyone is lying to me well simply because Belle Delphine is prettier than you not sure why everyone is trying to sugarcoat this Lamarr you guys are only lying to her which is only going to hurt her in the long run can't believe everyone is alike to me yeah you look like Melman the giraffe from Madagascar she is good looking but she does look like Melman the tariff from Madagascar a battle of the ages Wow death diabetes vs. OB one chromosome outstanding fight it is I don't know the story behind these two but apparently there was a big drama I don't really care but I just thought I'd let you know I don't know who this girl is but she's getting roasted in the comments wow she's the kind of girl who would buy a lighter to set matchsticks on fire she's the type of girl to miss her doctor's appointment because she's sick and she's the type of girl to wake her friend up to tell her she forgot the sleeping pills I don't think I've ever heard that last one before just someone going up Oh wake up wake up you didn't take your sleeping pills how are you gonna get to sleep now scientist estimate at least 36 intelligent alien civilizations exist in the Milky Way galaxy ah well we are definitely not one of them 36 of the other ones though they might be kind of smart yo mama so fat Danis had to clap the snap isn't doing it wait a second someone just had looked my ear and run away with the key Wow looks like Linus tech tips lesbian sister and now they've got a peg lucky bear so they lose on both runs oh look they're back again order 66 yeah your food is ready come over here oh sweet Thanks why is baked pronounced baked but naked isn't pronounced nicked because as someone said English is not a language it's three languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be one huh pretty bold of you to say that since you got named after the sound of plunger makes oh poor guy okay so the original post is about how everyone is trash I'm the trash man well I eat trash ah you cannibal how could you oh if gravity exists why won't you fall for me dude gravity does exist in the whole world the problem is you on our world uh-huh deep frying and distorting the meme doesn't make it any funnier you broom testicles huh I bet someone's gonna screenshot your comment and post it yeah probably I will and then this guy posted it nice you know after you take a poop and then you wipe and the toilet paper covers the poop and soaks in a little bit of the poop in the water and you can see the poop under the soap toilet paper that's exactly how this woman at work acts at least that's how I can describe her office well now what a description it's like I don't know what you're trying to describe but I do know what you're trying to describe and it just like puts it into the person very well she's not good person woman sues twelve-year-old cyclist because her car got scratched when she hit him that's another one for Karen bingo it looks like a peacock was shot dead and glued onto her head looks like they trying to show off to the the female peacocks ah Karen's that's what they do just found out my girlfriend's co-worker died from the virus last night he was only 25 my girlfriend still in hospital and I'm terrified not wearing masks when you go shopping is literally killing the people who help you why is this so hard for people in Texas to understand the shoulda wore a condom hmm well aren't you just the human embodiment of a knob on a full straw oh I hate false drawers as well then this person let's take them with Jake Paul getting arrested probably by fake police though he is the type of guy who shaved half of his hair then asks the barber for half price yeah well you all need to decide in the back so you didn't do the top so that's like hot price rise why does every dude who calls women females look like an unloved shower drain you gotta clean your shower drains guys otherwise you'll be like this can I use y equals MX plus B to measure the slope of how downhill my life is going no because the M would be undefined is it this is a big brain meme I failed math can someone explain this many three year olds have trouble staying within the lines maybe if you practice coloring this turtle it will help you with your parking how many of these does this guy print off the wooden guy on our neighborhood page though he was really doing something with his anti mask rhetoric until the same people of my town reacted one lady pieced together the most beautiful backhand I'd ever seen don't wear a mask Nate as long as you continue to walk around with your head up your butt we should all be safe with poor Nate actually no Nate deserved it oh my goodness that's the last egg you've got fire earth water air and don't forget egg the most powerful coronavirus naysayers we're still going to live our lives wow she's a perfect example why shampoo bottles have instructions yeah they have the instructions but they still don't listen they still think Terri shampoo is tear free and they put it in their eyes thinking I won't cry because of this just found out the dude who invented goldfish crackers made them in the shape of fish because his wife was Pisces and he wanted to make something for her love is stored in the goldfish cracker it's weight so if his wife was a Virgo we'd have virgin crackers I don't know man making crackers in the shape of your face seems kind of difficult I don't know what video this is but it looks amazing maybe he knock your phone to phone this dying kid with paralysis hit better than you I assume he didn't even try to break your head it's for context for this one basically this woman is an idiot you tried to make a potion she's like a carrot basically she's the 0.01% of bacteria that didn't get killed by the disinfectant just use it twice put it on her twice hopefully you'll take her out it's triple h Wow Triple H looks like the default Nord in Skyrim what does telling people that beautiful even if they're not and telling people that babies are beautiful when they look like a potato with a meth problem all babies are ugly you can't tell me any difference ooh you look like John wick but decided to get a cat instead of a dog who just lives by himself for the rest of his life at least I have you kitty oh the whole crews together you look like Harry Potter if he was from Bollywood that's the first time I've heard that one but I'll take it you know that's kind of a compliment man oh no it's J station didn't did he come back or own it he quit for good I hope he quit this guy dead ass looks like a mechanical pencil yeah yeah I see it dude this one sparks joy Bob the Builder yeah and this one does not spark joy Bob the Builder oh that looks like the fat cousin of Harry Potter but more dead inside yeah Wow you made it all the way to the end if that must mean you want to click on another one right no that doesn't mean that well yeah it does it but you could you could click on and then subscribe and like the video and stuff that will be epic Thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 219,023

Rating: 4.95962 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: F795_QcseHA

Length: 10min 7sec (607 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 28 2020