THE FOAM BLASTER | The Division 2

I'm hearing reloads yeah very tactical you to scream out when you're reloading he's by himself I swear I could see moose eyes dr. glow when he's out reloading everyone I am real Oh everyone my mag is empty my pants are down I cannot shoot you right now I am unable to do any killing me buck defense we're all offense Tom Clancy's the division to a game that potentially could have been called Tom Clancy's the division nurse but apparently Ubisoft declined my valuable advice hey I don't even know what the Division one is you expect me to know what the Division two is come on guy you don't remember that catastrophic virus that spread like a pandemic through New York City plunging society into total chaos and giving rise to criminals hell-bent on seizing control of the city and eradicating anyone that they even mildly suspect is infected like the cleaners is that a cold sore on your lip prepare to be torched in gasoline none of that rings a bell and the division are the good guys the government agents trying to restore order contain the virus and chokeslam the criminals still not remembering anything fine do you remember that game where you tactically closed Parc güell oh hell yeah I love that [ __ ] don't let the door hear you oh that's the division in fact players closed over seven billion car doors in the first one so why not make a second one right great for this double kill oh well let's see it lets see it all baby I've never done heroin but I have to imagine it's pretty similar to what it's like closing two doors at once yes a quick thank you to Ubisoft for sponsoring this video and flying me out to play it early so if you like and check out the division 2 of yourself there's a link down below that is super easy to click on and just to hit you with some context right off the bat the game takes place in Washington DC seven months after the events of the original division in case you're not from the US Washington DC is that city with the big-ass White House where our president lives that the aliens blew up an Independence Day I don't know how to transition from aliens blowing up the most important building in our country but the two major aspects of the game the Ubisoft showed off to us were dark zone which to my surprise was actually dark so is anybody else surprised that the dark zone is actually dark yeah nice that was a very astute observation there Badgers and conflict which is the standard PvP mode that took me a little while to get good at don't thirst me don't business don't thirst me but with a squad of duxford Wildcat mu and myself dark zone was the place to be with it being so incredibly goofy like just the enemies alone were absurd god I love the swearing oh you didn't even let him finish his sentence god dammit on pit where all our armed period I'm here think of it as 9 minutes of fooling around and exploring the environment hey hey do you want to get some licks over here oh god it's like it's like it's like bran doe respond the flood starts with a drink Cola punctuated by one minute of pure panic where you have no idea what though oh my god everything is falling out all the brawler I am hits roller roller rider come here I'm not gonna lie you can just look it up just let me the whole idea of the dark zone is high-risk high-reward so on one hand you're put up against terrifying baddies that are virtually bulletproof and hell-bent on crushing your bones into dust boy is man stupid that is the whole last man kicking my ass Oh God you just got your [ __ ] Rock okay we just has the grenade launchers I can't really use this full frame yeah say about us as a squad like weird is so armed it's like I'm glad I came to work strapped what do we do we just melee but on the other hand if you can outlast this onslaught of walking talking nightmares you are handsomely rewarded with the most important resource that every human being needs to survive sweet Lou honey drops up blue a badger durability gloves badger oh I knew that's where they don't get them come get your gloves actually wait I can mark it as junk this son of a [ __ ] had my gloves shot him in the hands now I know you may be thinking are you really gonna risk your life and go toe-to-toe with some of the most ruthless criminals in the DC metro area just for some dumbass gear and to that I retort once again sweet Lou yes sir play yes yes mu I'm glad you have new gloves you don't have to rub it on all of our faces check them out but not all of this loot is equal because there's a special kind of loot called contaminated loot which they call contaminated loot because it's well it it's can it's contaminated I got some contaminated Lou I totally wish that you could just dust off or just kind of wipe off contaminated to lose just just take a gamble as to whether or not this kind of blue differs from other kinds of loop because it has to be extracted via helicopter at designated zones and boy do I ever feel sorry for whoever has that job like covered in green goo Hey piss off the guy random helicopter tacks beyond contaminated loot there's even dark zone drops that adhere to our affirmation rule of high-risk high-reward open DZ drop it's actually not Jesus these drops these draw opened Easter what is that a grenade I'm not scared I'm not scared I'll take it what what are you gonna do explode nothing happened but with my eyeballs still intact thankfully securing this loot and evading an untimely death becomes significantly easier once you realize how strapped your characters are believe me when I say that these guys are packing more heat than a hot pocket ha these characters are so strapped I was like 900 bullets yeah reserves are creeping your backpack it's like protein powder I started off thinking that an aggressive approach with a DMR and stealthy frag grenades was the way to go I don't mean to alarm you but uh going loud going black frag out watch out behind the tree behind the tree oh I'm gonna kill that guy I miss how no magazine but it's probably my fault shouldn't have screamed going loud and they missed half my stealth kill help us a slots of stealth stealth kill I was gonna die he's gonna die I'm gonna come on pal what do you expect what I'm not using a mouse and keyboard on top of the fact that every enemy in this game is beefier than ground chuck so I adopted a new policy that I like to call not an LMG not interesting I'm reloading don't rush me don't rush me no you know what fly fire is always good in these situations don't even worry about it I got 800 more rounds yeah a better run you gotta hold this line Patrick you're in a bad spot nah I got this chief oh that was a horrible face god I got pawed like so Hawkins getting the Amen badgers first yeah you're damn right brother so this tactical role in that I gotta go on maybe you gun nuts out there can help me out because I was arguing with my squad that a tec-9 is technically an LMG if you give it a box mag which i think is just facts I'm so ready to run up on somebody's block with a tec-9 an 800 bucks where's the drum bag when you need it it's like six times the weight of the gun itself but I'll try to lay off the weapon chatter for now because the division has massive damage values and all the math and Wildcat was forcing me to do has me jaded I'm here to murder not to multiply hunting m-44 does 42,000 damage it's a few that's a few damage a few the description of the weapon it hurts somebody run the math on this for me 3.2 thousand damage at one point 2000 RPM versus six point five thousand damage at six point or 660 RPM yeah I don't know about that one you know what it's better what your heart tells you now another feature of the dark zone is that it's not only PvE but it's technically PvE VP which means you're not only fighting AI bad guys which are also fighting other human bad guys and beating the same dead horse I've been smack in this whole video high-risk high-reward as in you can steal things kill fellow human players and overall betray that a vision to get really awesome loot really quickly in what is formally called going rogue okay okay let me pull the pin on a frag and hold on hold on we're go alright okay go rogue or okay go go go go go go Oh God blast never felt so embarrassed and so again at the same time I have to admire the durability of that girl's head that took like a solid bag or a half I had time to reload it still did not go okay so attempt one at betraying all of our friendly agents and being a malevolent piece of [ __ ] unsuccessful but we figured we were safe if we didn't do it again until another squad went rogue on well now we are gonna die so in my opinion going rogue not worth the better loot not worth so I made it my personal mission to make sure my teammates were never blinded by greed ever again here here here look at it real real closely like really like look at the detail uh-huh and open both your eyes oh yeah that's a total normal thing I already have tinnitus you can't get double tinnitus joke's on you all things considered in the dark zone the AI enemies are by far the best part like the dudes that just run up to you shout a one-liner and shoot Moo in the face our god to your adversaries oh that's great did you hear the some of the things these guys are shouting that has run up [ __ ] at a vision God is the simplest voice lines they hit the heart I'm gonna tell your wife that your last words I'm dying what happened these guys they [ __ ] up a vision it was like we're not having that and then moved out not to mention the foam blaster enemies that cover you with silly string and try to light you on fire like an eighth grade birthday party oh you will see where can do yeah let's see what you kids did die no no he's smoke she's shooting like fire silly string on me why more flash bangs oh the foam blaster blaster break free Paley's one guy more foam guy I can't help you I'm not entering the foam zone whoa I'm foamed up again you know what this has given me a new perspective because now every time Mon I'm covered with foam I'm gonna say to myself at least I'm not on fire fighting inside of an oil truck even though it seems like the division is much more about PvE dark zone type experience than a standard PvP type experience conflict was still pretty fun mainly because our squad was accidentally placed on different teams which meant that we could communicate with each other just fine while also trying to kill each other at the same time which is arguably more entertaining given the opportunity for maximum BM but all my call outs will just be like tuck sucks so it doesn't matter that's not nice I'm literally gonna hit the fattest Ubu on you I can and to make a long story short ox just couldn't hang he was simply outmatched and I'll play ya boi good thing those shields don't guarding his headshots my guy yeah I'm gonna thirst YouTube I'm gonna thirst you who was great I was no we're not camping on rooftops we don't do that what do you mean what are you talking about it I did not not say that getting bad your peak again right now yeah yeah yeah you're ready you're ready these are ready all right all right and I'm up and I'm down oh good shot real good see you though Accio a sport stone first look 50 Cal that's great I didn't hit but somebody else did mo and I were nothing short of unstoppable given my superpower of flash banks and his superpower of dying prematurely shotgun shotgun I downed one I downed when I'm backing up though I'm backin up there's another because because no watch man yes flashbang all right here we go here we go here we go here we go flashbang yes yes the flashbang she had to turn it down now I got her okay okay i'm gonna revive you now how nice I'm not gonna thirst er are you good why I could use a revive where did you go Oh Oh I was not sure the woman which one are you mu are the one that's a dying woman that's bleeding to nothing that Guy'd in my emerging blood on the ground that's replay recognize me so team deathmatch was super simple but once we switch to the domination style mode of conflict that was just way too much for tux to handle and the reason why hit him like a sledgehammer you know it's weird to think about tux every book you've ever read is only comprised of 26 letters just in a different order is cute great great start yo at least we're capping the objective got sniper Charlie go for Charlie capture boy just drop his No Child Left Behind is Zephyr if it's tux or Moo that was amazing I'm capping torsionally now that all four of us were back in the same squad we started pulling out phat doves thanks to my LMG spraying and general lack of empathy for the enemy team oh it doesn't feel so good to have a shield against you now does it now does it and that is about it I would like to thank you so very much for watching lung funnel think of yourself for sponsoring this video and know I was not trying to sound infected with a virus to increase your immersion in the plot of the division I just coincidentally happen to have been sick over the past week I think I ate some off squirrel meat in an airport or something I don't know that's what it feels like so I promise next video I will not sound like I'm trying to cosplay Squidward man it's like a grapefruit is stuck in my trachea [Music]

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Length: 16min 18sec (978 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 17 2019