HIGH IMPACT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM | World of Tanks

this video was sponsored by world of tanks more on that in just a couple minutes fall over break your neck it'll be funny if i have to put the entirety of this sponsorship money to bing's medical bills i'm gonna be mad well i mean it'd be pretty based let's be honest if tuxberg's chat was in a room with him they would tear him apart kentucky is literally just farming coal fried [Laughter] welcome to a video that was so chaotic to record that we literally had players leave the party due to headaches i actually have a headache right now i'm not gonna lie what if you're giving everybody the vc an aneurysm and we just don't what kind of aneurysm like uh why are you like this why do we [Music] it didn't have to be like this this video could have been simple world of tanks is a blast it's free to play and they sponsor this video i was trying to cover the basics like if you sign up below using code badger you get an awesome starter account with a tier 6 dicker max 250 000 credits 7 days premium and a tiger 131 cromwell b and t 3485m as rental tanks for 10 battle z but no that was just too hard we couldn't do that the homies would rather tell me about using a bic lighter to heat up your dinner as a way to save money why do you have one of those next to you it's for eating up my dinner you never know when you gotta set your house on fire damn that's sad as hell you gotta light up your dinner with them no no it's been going good these last few months i got a fourth fighter i take some chicken noodle campbell soup with me right i stick it in the fire and i let the ash get in the soup and you mix it around and i swear to god it makes it taste better you know what i do not [ __ ] that so please before my early onset dementia comes back and i forget to tell you again and i forget to tell you again check out the game using the link below while i walk you through the story one minute at a time i'm sorry what entirely what the [ __ ] i was gonna say [Laughter] first up was the dicker max because it is just too ridiculous to ignore before you say anything i know this is technically a nashern i just can't find a [ __ ] dicker max model in source so give me a break it is a long range tank destroyer with a terrible field of view awful maneuverability and a cringy ass nae nae baby health pool but oh baby doesn't ever have a big ass bunker busting gun oh yeah we going back to the bigger man why your mini map half the screen it's not minnie anymore it's just me let's hit his ass hit his ass come on come on come on yes we got hit his ass jerry hit his ass come on yes prank him john you already know wait wait wait wait wait when did mickey get here oh 300 now we're doing the dancing oh oh you guys i still love the dicker max though holy [ __ ] i regret coming here from youtube [Laughter] that's fair and you would not believe how much just a little high impact constructive criticism can improve your performance whether it was dustin yelling at me on discord are you guys bullying me on twitch your pointers made a world of difference 19 months dirtbag dustin the message just [ __ ] you badger great thank you thanks a lot what do you think armor piercing ap will be fine [ __ ] high explosive that shit's for weebs okay okay oh damn no that guy's maroon oh my god that guy got [ __ ] pumped dead you [ __ ] gameplay okay i'll go left hey you ain't got to tell me twice who's got r.a on the side of their tank me bro i think dust dust did this why are you giggling like a goblin in the car hey dude that just called me a rat in chat where should i go next the first thing i see on my ass you know that 234 is exposed man i nailed him yes we got him perfect tag team yes i got it that was perfect we don't even need to we killed everybody i love forcing them to run at you and you just got like a 700 nitro express pointed yeah they're running you can criticize high impact constructive criticism all you want but the games where i'm getting bullied are the games where i'm getting dubs [Music] and when i say that the dicker max is a 700 nitro express i'm not kidding everything about it is stupid mind-numbingly dumb and tactically brain-dead except for that overwhelming firepower this is something that julius would post in general every time that i hear the word nitro express i just think god bless america someone made a caliber that [ __ ] stupid and was like yo 700 nitro express you're not lying though julius is so cursed one minute he'll post like pictures of his cat the next he'll be like all right these are the exact ingredients to make anthrax [Music] badges i think you spit i think you just spilled his cabbage uncontrollably i thought you [Laughter] because that's so accurate about what julius would do i did not stand a chance the game was rigged from the start shifting gears to the tiger 131 was a completely different experience because as a german heavy tank you can take all kinds of abuse and keep on trucking i'm not saying it'll go toe-to-toe with a death fridge but if i'm rolling deep with oct or annoying of my german homies behind me i can dumpster any kv-2 you put in front of me i mean us i'm gonna get the angle there's a pink [ __ ] yeah i got it can i go toe-to-toe with a kv-2 i wouldn't but i'm not going to say no all right [ __ ] you i could i could take this dude you're not [ __ ] mate you're a whole man go up oh he's right there wait wait i wasted my bullet on the wrong dude oh you hit the rock you dummy wait i'm gonna get the other guy first okay he's dead he's dead okay you're next get his ass he's distracted with that he's 70 yeah he's coming i'm coming i'm coming okay i got him i got him please do not blow me up please please yes okay okay so i could take his ass i can't believe i 1v1 that dude with like eight people's help that's crazy oh my god i want to get that already [ __ ] i was doing the power of friendship or some [ __ ] like that i don't know bro oh i spotted him you're mine all right hold my beard oh you [ __ ] oh that's the game that's the game that was michael jordan right over there that's great not the jordan's classic punch line when he's it reminds me the triceratops that i saw at museum of the rockies in montana recently because it may not be the speediest but it's got powerful offense formidable defense and can seriously [ __ ] your [ __ ] up if underestimated man i hate living in detroit oh god it looks so [ __ ] real dude it looks like an actual circle around it as if you can't [ __ ] see the choice and as an added bonus it has a gigantic ammo capacity so you can pop rounds off all game without fear of going dry as an owner of an fn57 i can certainly appreciate a large magazine size oh you can own guns in washington yo i have a 30 round magazine for my fn 5 7. of course you own a [ __ ] five cent yeah because it has a bump against four people yo you got the car yes this is the part of the video where i have to address what skulker did those of you on twitch already know and this is definitely the segment most likely to give you brain damage but it just can't wait once we leaned out of the dicker max in 131 and into the t-34 in cromwell skulker had a simple offer for twitch check for every 100 bits he was donated he would turn the auto-tune on his soundboard up by one percent i know that doesn't sound too dangerous like it's no big deal but you watch this next part and you tell me there's a guy i could also increase auto-tune over time slowly oh god every 100 videos i will turn it up by a percentage point all right we're at 15 now you're gonna max that out so fast all right we're going up 20 more percent this is that we're already at four even your exhale was auto tuned 71 [ __ ] decepticon charging is there a way to put skulker in my head like master truth and cortana oh god 10 000 [ __ ] and it got so bad that even his power strip refused to listen to that [ __ ] and broke off his mounting shutting down his power supply and crashing his computer in the process even after he rebooted and reconnected to voice chat everybody on twitch was still hammering him with donations i hit critical mass bro my computer just died this is so [ __ ] age because i hear myself out of tune okay now i cannot understand you kids you're [ __ ] all over the place this ended with skulker going full-on hostage negotiation and refusing to stop until someone paid a ransom for him to stop a thousand dollars for me to sign to mute for the rest of the stream i'm starting now don't pay me actually no i'll take that [Laughter] the details are kind of buzzy in my brain because hearing all these strange noises is such a high volume maxed out the cpu in my brain but i'm pretty sure heavenly lowered his volume on discord to zero and then just muted wait what wait dude my microphone level is at zero right that's perfect that is perfect that's yeah because we can barely [ __ ] hear you shut the [ __ ] down what'd you serve her that [ __ ] was actually giving me a headache a little bit by the time the skulker's sideshow was wrapped up i had already made up my mind about the two remaining tanks and the cromwell b just isn't for me i'm not someone that hates all british tanks for a reason they refuse to specify like clue i want to bring prince charles back to life so i can kill him again oh my god do you hate british tanks that much you've just got to keep the cromwell away from me that [ __ ] is so fast i'll either pull walker myself into a cliff or get vaporized by artillery from constantly being on the enemy team's radar oh wow the cromwell b is zippy it's one of the fastest vegan things in the game really yeah oh [ __ ] that's awesome so fast i'm so fast i am so fast i am so fast watch me 360 off this bunker watch me 360 off this bunker i'm gonna give you a 10 on the dismount i'm about to landing though oh yeah that's the entirety of their team a man i just baited all of those i'm not even mad the t-34 85 m was my saving grace it is so versatile i truly felt like i could play any way i wanted and still come out on top through the power of pure russian steel sometimes that even meant crushing the homies on the enemy team that queued up at the same time against you guys we got clues we got dementia gaming i'm team killing this whole lobby [ __ ] until death forces you into third person that's a that's the thing that's awful why would you tend to kill why would you ever do that bro what is wrong with you why did that make me laugh you're playing the kv-2 you smell like [ __ ] beans dog [Laughter] what am i just here that doesn't even sound like an insult yeah where are the bad guys at right in front of you oh yes right in front of one kill with 10 health what the [ __ ] yo these kv-2s i cannot maneuver them right kill the guy with the club okay okay no no i definitely can't i can i can [ __ ] these dudes up wait wait wait i'm gonna double i'm gonna double kill here yeah yeah i reckon no no no no no no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait oh oh this guy's next i'm gonna hit you in the same i will take that that was heartbreaking hearing ping that's like when you're shooting a gun you expect a bang and you hear a click you're just like [ __ ] my life god damn it nearing the end of the stream jello insisted on playing the dicker max one more time because apparently he prefers german to russian and gif to jiff i don't know if that's wrong or not but i say jeff i downloaded world of tanks and i [ __ ] you not i'm on trial for aggravated what is this gifs that end too soon sentences that have to suit yes i got a question i don't say josh no no no no no no no i swear to john i don't say john i have a question what does gift stand for graphics interchange format interchange format so if it was jif it would be draftix interchange format you do not call it a [ __ ] graphics card both of you are pronouncing it wrong it's pronounced greg you're pronouncing it wrong too pronouncing jefferson [Music] is it greg or is it jeff no it is not pronounced yet yo wait a minute doesn't have something to do with furries i don't know i always feel like furries have such a huge power level that they're not to be trifled with they can shoot you down in a street like a dog and their faces will not be on the cctv footage because they've got a [ __ ] fursuit we saw a pit bull there he said what the dog doing and then you saw pit bull mr worldwide shut the [ __ ] up but the final round we played cannot be touched i've never had such a close game in world of tanks we are talking down to the wire with fractions of a second making the difference between winning and losing gamer if you're watching this know that you are absolutely based and i hope you add me as a friend so i can give you some gold dead ass ooh i found an arty i'll get his ass i hit him once oh he's [ __ ] he's like scuba diving what the [ __ ] are you doing now i will destroy half the forest like a true russian tank oh i'm hitting them from behind come on come on buddy i would i would put oh critical hit come on let me finish you the [ __ ] off no don't run away from me i got it i got it we're good we've got to get back by the way there's two dudes on our flag i don't think any of our teammates are even close enough i think that's game you can interrupt it by damaging the guy capturing but 10 seconds so it's up to this is guy he's oh he's almost there he's like coming over the ridge she could just tap him once oh he did it he did it real second one second left he killed one of the tanks capturing oh my god that is nuts the last guy capturing only his 316 health instead one enemy remaining i can't believe he got that clutch shot holy [ __ ] going to guess he's in those bushes to your right want to fire one off like right there yeah he explodes damn i wish where are you at big boy show yourself coward okay okay we fell oh he immediately got evaporated oh man that is the definition of reduced tatters shout out to everybody on twitch who saw that live which you're welcome to be a part of by the way if you've ever had questions for any of us i can guarantee that we have answers how do i cook food without an oven is the tooth fairy real do you put the milk before the cereal what version of adblocker does skulker run whatever the question is we have answers on twitch how do i cook food without a working oven yo use bada technique use a bic lighter hey four of them for like how many arms do you have botta uh that's none of your concern shut up no i found my jaw under my bed you did not find your job under your bed i was wondering what i did with that tooth fairy should give you a dodge charger if you put your jaw on your back i pour the milk i pour the cereal and then i get out the bowl it don't really matter which one's first the bowls last everybody knows gotta watch a [ __ ] ad hey yo somebody in the chat give me a sub so i gotta watch his [ __ ] do you know what ad blocker is how long have you been on the internet no it don't work no i found an extra extension for that i rob literally everyone i know on purpose you can't call me mommy either you guys are [ __ ] weird what song shut the [ __ ] up and a final reminder to hit up world of tanks using code badger at the link below you'll get an immediate bonus of all the tanks we used in today's video it's always a blast and it's never too late to join all right and that's about it i would like to thank you so very much for watching all the way to the end of the video that's rough man if you are watching all the way to the end for 20 minutes i know it's hard it's hard but you made it and if you're really feeling ambitious be sure to tune in next time when i quite possibly mod battlefront 2. i don't know if i should do that or not but it might happen [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 19min 35sec (1175 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 25 2021

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