Chinese Delicacy Special | Ashens

hello this week a change to our advertised programming yes I had a different video lined up but I was sent some Chinese delicacies from Germany I think inexplicably so I thought I'd better eat them before they go out of date assuming they're not out of date already it's very hard to tell when the first of sent foodstuffs is an egg that's been shrink-wrapped and I know nothing more about eggs I don't understand a word of the packaging I don't know anybody who does yeah it says mentioned something that shelf life but also no details and it cost 1.8 something's there no idea of what mmm what could go wrong with a shrink-wrapped egg a answer an awful lot including the death of whoever eats it which in this case is going to be me so let's hope not Cara hope it's not one of those but those things a thousand-year eggs or something like autumn which M or they it's one of these weird delicacies where they'll s an egg sort of Festa over a long period of time until it turns into a black mass and you know it's supposedly a delicacy made about 50/50 chance of their killing you when you eat it let's hope it's not one of those I'm sure it's not that would be ridiculous let's get our small plate that the suspect is actually a saucer cut this open and yes I'll just notice that there's numbers on the outside wonder if that is some way of measuring when it's gonna go off I don't know I'm gonna look I'm sure it's still fresh maybe right come in has they still got a shell on it I don't know it looks suspiciously dark inside actually I've been worried about this already right break do not want it's got kind of a yeah it's supposed to look what I want to smell like smells of it smells of a dog slightly damp dog fantastic alright let's tuck in what's the yoke like now that's not the yoke of the white the other bit this bits almost out like no yeah that's acidic salty deeply unpleasant taste like something you should not be eating this means we've got to try the gray bit now I'm gonna try a very small amount of this grey bit let's tie chunder everywhere I think oh gee oh yeah oh wow that is genuinely one of the worst things I've ever oh the white you can sort of handle but the oh good god yeah and then just taste of rot it tastes like something you've found by the cupboard perhaps that's what this is the found behind a cupboard egg company I've got no idea oh dear we're off to a very light stuff these are not any more of that um don't worry I've got one that looks like a scotch egg so then it's all pretty hard there's the picture I like a thousand is also black crumbs that's I don't know wood shavings will just smell off oh absolutely reeks of wet dog I mean like five times the potency of that one every well this one up yet oh dear this stuff is popular where do you remain right holy [ __ ] I think this actually is a thousand-year egg the smell is quite unbelievable the yolk has gone black the little chicken that never was has turned into a lump of rot the outside of the shell years coat with some bladder I genuinely didn't expect to see something like that um yeah mmm I'm putting off trying it now go on then I'm gonna do this thing do this thing properly I'll probably never get another opportunity to experience this and I don't think that will necessarily be a bad thing it's amazingly gluttonous is basically jelly and rot isn't it right that will do that's as much as is going in the mouth or focus then mmm mmm are you hungry now Oh baby you're eating you're not anymore here goes oh oh my be back after this [Music] and back some time has passed yeah that really wasn't good am I I can only say it's weird when it goes in your mouth you taste it you get this kind of every synapse and your brain screaming that what you've just put in your mouth should not be in your mouth for various reasons yeah that was astonishingly bad that was by far the worst thing I've tasted in my life ever the by considerable margin is just astonishing I never thought I honestly thought these thousand-year egg things were like one of these semi legendary delicacies that hardly exist and I think somebody'd send me a [ __ ] shrink wrap and God please don't send me any more because they will not be eaten blimey right let's move swiftly on tell you what actually let's have another jump cut while I go and get another fork clean fork blimey well there we are I was trying to think actually they called thousand-year eggs a hundred year eggs or century eggs maybe they call all these things maybe they're called million year eggs maybe they should just be called [ __ ] poison which is essentially what they are thanks for sending that to me I must find the covering letter that came in that box so I can track down who sent it and eliminate them like Liam Neeson in taken right anyway that's the hors d'oeuvres now time for the meat literally sunshine foods I could do with some [ __ ] sunshine after that but this remark could be really nice looking skewered meat with sauce and sesame seeds on and it's produce and quality so you know it's gotta be good then look at the back and somebody just appears to have shrink-wrap some product name tasty rabbit meat oh good we're going to eat them for dressing up like a woman and confusing us manure young and hmm yeah that's and people have a go at McDonald's for how their burgers don't look as good as they do in the advert pictures spot the freaking difference right Wow it's nobly it's Bob Lee it makes your tummy a bit wobbly right I was this like then apart from rock bloody hard very dry um it's like somebody was trying to make beef jerky of rabid gave up halfway through it's very greasy very very grazing tastes mmm it's a sort of vaguely meaty undercurrent taste but the was very spicy sauce and it's sort of overtaking it that's not that unpleasant not particularly nice I've gotta say I'm not have anymore I don't think but obviously as compared to a gov rot here that's the finest delicacy that has ever been given I'm a sauna stomach's not too good after the egg actually home my thing is didn't really eat the of it just kind of I couldn't spit it oh I that kind of disintegrate in the mouth like something that shouldn't be eaten by humans well that was good no time for a miscellaneous snack yep why do these are there things in the bag bag whatever they are knotted up them thing of stuff well let's have a nibble on that mmm very dry quite sweet they are some sort baked thing hence why they smell of bread [Music] no come see those catching on over here they're so dry not unpleasant I'm quite nice actually yeah sort of slight sweetness to them weird it tastes like a softer cake then they actually is if that makes sense mmm poking the lens with it there yeah that's not bad at all I'm actually eat the rest of those at some point but not that one because that's been dangerously close to the egg now mmm mm-hmm well we've reached that point where I realized that nothing could possibly be as bad as the egg so what's coming next answer something not from China sent by somebody else Japanese style peanut mochi mochi window sill hope Lib Lib yes how I'm gonna private sit and these look quite nice what are they an exact they are glutinous rice balls with peanuts paste filling after that egg bring it on I'm sure these will actually be quite nice oh no I shouldn't say ever so ever set himself up for a fool and really keen on keeping things I'm secure look like little things a little cupcake things like Christ or man if you had to look at gluttonous in the dictionary there would be a written explanation of what the word gluttonous means that's how dictionaries work you ever see pictures of things um-hmm no not liking these at all I think the peanut stuff in it isn't as sweet as them sort of the peanut butter yet here in America and the gluttonous Ness is amazingly gluttonous I think these may actually be denser than a collapsed star in fact one of these will feed a family of four per week hmm now the sort of rice parts are slightly odd the sweet taste it's not unpleasant but it's not particularly nice either than they're not sold on those favorite things so far the twists least favorite things so far use your imagination and for dessert how about something that looks fairly standard some nice ultra-processed western food gummy candy Sweden fun pizza mmm sweeten fun all seeing things like this style of meat they hadn't seen one before that was apparently made by somebody who's never seen a frickin pizza in fact these looked like something that's dropped off a letter it can't possibly taste as bad little got a [ __ ] not a good start for gummy stuff I don't know if this is just a reaction to the eggs and things from earlier I'm actually quite enjoying that it's just a sort of slightly hard sugary gummy candy it just looks absolutely [ __ ] abhorrent the sort of thing if you were to accidentally vomit up one day you would be down the hospital quicker than a cheetah on steroids the camera doesn't seem all to focus on it I can't say I blame him oh there we only not had focused it just looks so sort of blurred out I didn't realize in the view fed well that's a thing and I've only got one more thing that somebody sent me for the foreign food stuffs a couple of months of jaggery I actually know what jaggery is is just basically sugar it's just a sort of some they do the sugar to transport it so not gonna bother eating it because it's just sugar hi Justin please enjoy the name of the company that's produced it double the horse not just one horse two horses maybe they can join forces who knows that they've had 50 years of good food good old double horse and it's 100% vegetarian including the packaging mmm yeah this is something you totally pro something you didn't generally put in their recipe for the foodstuffs and it's very sweet packed for God's own country UK Limited Westcombe Avenue Croydon Croydon is God's own country there we are you heard it here first this is best of all 2013 why just be able to count down music so my favorite part they've got fries ingredients jaggery well that's me of that one thing Oh blimey well I think that will do on the nasty foodstuffs for a while because I don't think we'll ever beat it at least I haven't had any more of those bloody horrible hunger breaks microwave things oh wait they're doing other ones no not today I can only take so much tunes the extras channel in a week or two if you want to see that one but I shall leave you today with the glorious image of a black rotten egg made to look like a scotch egg well premiered on purpose it's just one of those things there yeah you think it's bad at home just be pleased you can't smell it it smells like a damp dog that's been set on fire allowed to rot for a bit and then it ate one of these you

Channel: ashens

Views: 2,497,943

Rating: 4.9001389 out of 5

Keywords: century egg, hundred year egg, thousand year egg, ammonia, poison, horrible, horrid, wet dog, ashens, review, funny, food, special, food special, chinese, mochi, japanese, leper, pizza, leprosy, rabbit, meat, tasty, shrink wrapped, egg, Chinese Cuisine (Cuisine), Bunny

Id: ImZ5tums4zs

Length: 15min 31sec (931 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 14 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

I'm a 5 year US expatriate in China and to be honest, some of the stuff he has does taste pretty bad, but the thousand year egg (and some others) can be delicious if prepared well and paired with other dishes.

[u/Procc]

why are you doing this on your couch... get a table!!

[u/laststance]

When ever I see videos like this I wonder if it's the video maker's fault for not properly using/eating the food item. It's like how people try Vegemite and/or marmite by the spoonful when it's supposed to be a thin layer on toast.

[u/heavyhaulskip]

There is a tiny Pitbull inside the first egg.