Winter Clearout 2013 | Ashens

hello happy 2014 everybody and as it's a new year there's going to be a lot of changes to this YouTube channel not really it's gonna be the same old cheap as ever and indeed I'm starting off by going through the house and pulling out stuff in large boxes which I want to get rid of and I haven't been able to fit into other videos it's the winter clearance special you can tell by the way I called the video that let us start as ever with a crap superhero figure heroes series I think we're going for Zorro he's got a Zaid he's got a lot of chains around him don't understand that Cesaro thing Ghost Rider maybe and he's got that look in his eyes hero series it could have been spider-man could have been Superman specifications covers and contents may vary from illustrations you ain't kiddin could also apparently been Batman there's Oro Antonio Banderas himself there and yeah we're looking at Spider Men in Batman and Superman but not so much from this one less Antonio Banderas and more Patrick Warburton after a serious car accident let's get out of the box and see what it looks like up close other than terrifying I imagine oh my goodness what he's still in Batman's cape which is very rude and oh my god we've got the LED thing going on I can't tell where the button is ah there we under the back Xaro zero power because Zorro is now Iron Man and also a complete mutants the head looking a little bit too small to the body there I'm thinking don't really understand the chains are coming from and my god this is cheap horrible really nasty ultra low-grade extremely hollow plastic nothingness but hey at least we can amuse ourselves by looking into his eyes was a bit worrying act he looks like he wants something so person you'd avoid if you were at a train station anyway next how about something nice to eat we haven't got any of that so here's a spec letter did you buy it no I got it on spec this was sent along with a chocolate spec letter which is very nice this looks a lot less nice what have we got here we've got excited guy with weird haircuts holding a Bible by the looks of it with some sort of priests T st. Nicholas going on here and there's some presence and my god I'm not looking forward to looking at this actually so avoid tweeting it is my new best friends at vir oh thanks for that confectionery ingredients sugar glucose syrup water dextrose bovine gelatin flavor colors so basting greens are sugar sugar water sugar hooves and chemicals mmm sounds great oh no he's doing here he's carrying all the presents and winking are we supposed to not tell father Christmas bishop bloke that he's nicked them all was he delivering them what's going on I don't know maybe he's just got something in his eye all I do know is try this hunter wrapped in cellophane so that that insects can't get to it presumably so what do you get action on it physically there's an extremely mutant Bishop father Christmas type there's a clog or possibly a slug and got bloody clear that that is em bad sandwich and extremely dodgy woohoo oh dear yeah so that's not wishing to call racism here but yeah not entirely convinced of that it'll be getting slightly lighter colored icing for starters lads blind oh well that'll taste even less sweet it's good I hate this dodgy mallow stuff all this is with a bit of sugar or something on top here yep smells very marshmallow and tastes like mmm you know there's flumps marshmallow things you can get taste like some of those that have gone off a bit in fact there might literally be what this is I honestly don't know I'm going to take the father Christmas face off and secretly mount it on the front of a very small car the other ones can go away because it clogs weird the other things racist right next up right you got that was scary wait till you see the rest of boys toy please toy I'm thinking that just as toys please stop it's the most generic branding you can get they've just suffocated it in a bag like serial killers let's get it Evan I'm assuming this is supposed to one of those Bratz dolls it's more from oh my god has been doing the serial killer joke that's like a bag over its head as well just to make sure it's a date I can understand it because it's clearly not human and so well let's rotate the feet slightly there we are it's looking a little bit more human the arms are the wrong color that's a bad start but really it's kind of the giant mutant head along with title that's not good as a boy pegleg get it back on there we go um this is making uncomfortable on many levels so mines with a cutaway joke in Family Guy where it shows Peters relative who's just like a head with legs coming out seems to have been given toy or form let's think of something nice to say about her everybody her hair is lovely there we are I'm sorry dear I'm afraid that's the end for you you're gonna have to go back in the suffocation bag because that you will never find anybody to put up with you're absolutely terrifying inhuman freakishness hang on there is one person there we are a match made in heaven now for something you wouldn't want your children playing with or indeed anything touching toilet seat cover I was actually handed this in person at a showing of the game child movie under which I had gone right it's a high grade the owl King warm pad mat toilets hmm glorious colors prepare crafts delicate design make bathroom warm and neat let's you feel more comfortable protect the warm hygiene convenience comfortable if you can make out the world's worst photo shop there showing you what to do livin so ridiculous floating toilet they were stuck on it yeah it's not making me feel particularly comfortable they basically stitched together from various things you can't see because the lights reflecting on it hang on let's get it out of the bag here we are I'm pretty done we'll be touching this in my bare hands so yeah it seems we made out of several different cast-off fabrics you've got some weird pattern there peacock pattern there and just brown here little hint to your labs if you're gonna have something to put on the toilets that people will literally through don't make it brown because it causes various problems in trying to work out of its dirty or not it's kind of read through the viewfinder but I assure you it is brown actually probably will be brown but unfinished color correcting this so I'll stop talking about that now yeah there we are it fits over your toilet seat and makes your toilet seat a bit warmer and massively unbelievably unhygenic beautiful knots on the back please don't wash together with other washings maybe it will lose wool or fade at first three to five times maybe who knows machine washing suitable use neutral wash from the bow King Matt toilets Factory in Luke our ties over that's a place to obviously never go and there's something here that looks like some sort of a bizarre sex diagram at the start with interns and suddenly putting something on the toilet all installation instructions in case you can't work out how to wrap something around a vogue seat instruction put the map toilet under the mat toilet okay bit of a physical problem there gotta kind of should've mapped all is going on now start again put the mat toilet under the mat toilet - then pull the map toilet up until the map toilets completely entangled the toilet seat well let's clear that one up cleaning remove the mat toilet from the mat toilet put some detergent on the dirty of the mat toilet after wet use the brush chain the dirty in the chin water then the home ventilation or drying under the Sun on to dry we're going to get Chien water these days dear auntie well I'm getting to move this out of my sight as it makes me feel slightly nauseous yeah that kind of thing going through my head when worried it's secondhand in some manner right what's next some sort of freaky creature no doubt oh my god it's literally freaky creatures online creature building and battling game not anymore the website appears to been offline for years this is an add-on pack and from I can make it under the sticker requires freaky creatures starter kit which has some kind of USB thing so is this like a this is from 2008 so resistant kind of early Skylanders variant or something I don't know there's a creature card inside and your creature stats from the home planet of pastoral this is an because he looks like a horse by some sort of bizarre attempt to make My Little Pony popular with young boys or something the Hosanna proud noble creatures we're not fighting they are peaceful but in battle they are powerful warriors who used both speed and strength to win we're not fighting they are peaceful yeah that is kind of implied where the hell not fighting them so how did this work it seemed to have remarkably good graphics for the time perhaps they're not 3d or something battle thousands of players online far in the future the fates of planets are decided by epic battles between genetically customised creatures do you have what it takes to compete and win no I'm not a genetically customized creature grow up add-on pack unlocks your online freaky collection on creature 25 creature parts 10 Drita powers to layer objects and a partridge in a pear tree and and apparently as bits let's stick on now look if we look at the target actually horsey boy here has got a lot of snakes coming out his back that's nice isn't it collect them all or alternately don't they're set so the red wherever the hell that is pixie monster trappin who's like a Venus flytrap only the same and cyclop or Drakon Marashi cool rock an with addictive or you Rex are and cathode s he's probably only interesting one out of the lot oh well fair enough abandon interactive entertainment that's absolutely beautiful because indeed they have abandoned it my freaky creatures calm is just like one of these redirection sail sighs nor to three sad onions and sent to me from America I would presume thank you whoever sent it in let's have a look at it up close I don't know what sort of accessories able to keep some of the megaphone which is slightly confusing about there's the background stern semi Egyptian for you bastards look at that this huge front that makes it look like it's full of stuff bloody empty well we've got is this is the add-on pack this bag is not a toy please discard okay oh wait open it first got really thin crap with bad art are a noble warrior with nerves of some well if that code is of any use to any of you I doubt it as the website as I say is totally offline you can use that and then have another freaky horse creature here's the instructions all the times house had a USB thing goes step a launch your internet browser and go to freaky reaches calm well be buggered already how to add a code card to an existing can using the freaky creatures USB key located usually AAA to a little bloody again the kickball oh it sounds like this it's just some sort of a flash drive that you've got there's enough whatever well let's actually have a look at the toys probably the only interesting thing we have so in a very strange pose kind of looks like it's broken its own legs hard to tells as they paid a bend in a very strange manner anyway this arm is being used for well balance which kind of make sense I suppose he looks a bit miffed or was girl knew they'd ignore the list you're not coming in and yeah we've got this other arm which presumably this slots into and he can now dry your hair with his futuristic hatre imagine that one's having a hair done in the salon I'll just get Rory to come in and air dry it for you heart attacks were had also a little bit of rock stuck to his hoof to make it stand out more actually quite like this figure it's a bit messy and cheap but it's a interesting design all the head does move it no he's not looking at what shooting at Oh Anne you are such a one yeah I don't mind that I'm gonna put that a draw and forget about it and find it again five years as I do with most things next up something else I was given a desktop drum set apparently originally five pounds all I know is it's been taking up quite a lot of room in the garage it's a smoking-hot drum set delivers incredible sound assembles without tools and about two minutes out buggers having us assemble for ages six and up north reset onions so you can give it to children between the ages of three and six but it will be no good Jam like a superstar or on your own if for somebody else to join I don't know alright sell it to us box people Jam like a superstar with this amazing retro style desktop drumset design with a high-gloss speckled finish and chrome plated accents it features the classic GarageBand setup TomTom two snares and splash crash cymbal perfect for your legendary turn is the ultimate boy band drummer Jesus Christ great for rock country jazz genres and more includes two drumsticks assembles other tools there are two minutes fun as home or in the office if you want to get fired smoking-hot drum set delivers incredible the area so it's a tiny little drum set with weird arrow like drumsticks you can play some wicked jams on back inside answer few hunting wondered man oh now we're talking oh here's how to put it together on a single sheet of very shiny toilet paper these are the drumsticks right I'll put it together back and sing whoo it's a rare high angle shot because this actually stands quite some way up on its stand thing so desktop drums well I've got no idea how to play the drums I've seen people of movies do it and they usually do with crossed arms like that so I'm presuming that's how it's done I'm not going to do it like that though because I don't have the room or the angle what does the cymbal sound like most important it else get better sound by hitting a rusty old tin pot right cymbal retired well got some good sound out of it in the end

Channel: ashens

Views: 691,354

Rating: 4.9451404 out of 5

Keywords: winter, clearout, clearance, ashens, review, funny, horzan, Freaky Creatures (Video Game), horse, toilet seat, cover, toilet cover, toilet seat cover, bratz, bratz doll, terrifying, ugly, spek, spek letter, zorro, fake

Id: uCgtVnlVftk

Length: 15min 33sec (933 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 06 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/cousinroman]

here is a ad for my freaky creatures lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prxk-8KYEfQ

[u/HeirOfTheStorms]

Ashens didn't leave. He uploaded at least a video a day last month.

[u/CaptureBot]

The black guy with the Santa guy is more than likely:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet