Fake Toy Story / Special Heroes / Turtles Knock-offs | Ashens

hello whoever some real humdingers coming at the old Pio box in the last couple of weeks so many thanks if you have currently wasted your time and money to send me horrible knockoff figures starting with Toy Story three completely new to come into the market yes we believe you here's some stolen artwork of characters that may or may not appear in this figure series yeah basically I've taken them out of the set because there's a set of five crappy knockoff action figures so I can surprise you with them one by one because they're all just so beautiful don't worry if you run a blog of some kind I just want to steal screenshots and use them without attributing them to me I've took some high-res photos that you can take later collect the all I wonder why Pokemon didn't use that as a phrase hmm probably so it doesn't make any bloody sense so seems to come in different flavors this set different characters maybe dono we've got set a which is obviously the best set here's some more stolen artwork and a little explanation of what Buzz Lightyear did in Toy Story 1 not Toy Story 3 mirrored stolen artwork that's the best kind right we begin fairly subtly with good old bullseye Woody's horse who doesn't speak you despite the fact nearly all the other toys do never did understand that little bit orange and extremely cheap and soon as you've had backs into the rivet gun being held together by very obvious screws doesn't move the slightest but hey he's got the right sort of look and you know for a cheap toy that's no real problem starts off a bit dull doesn't it don't worry the alien from the claw machine will cheer things up for us let's zoom in a bit on his beautiful face hmm that really doesn't evoke the character from the film's much mainly cuz it's completely the wrong bloody proportion is more like somebody dressed up as the alien or actually looking at the mouth maybe a blow-up a doll loosely based on a Toy Story character which is a bit worrying would you like to see how cheap these figures are here's a hint for you they didn't bother painting the parts that you don't see in the package bull's eye got a very lucky on that one so yeah we've now got this well statue doesn't move in the slightest you stand over here with his weird hooting mouth as we now bring in sorry we'd full space Jesse the cowgirl or maybe reverse cowgirl I can't really tell judging on a position 12 24 46 hut-hut she's got this kind of American football thing going on maybe I don't really know this looks like it was based on one of those figures made out of rubber with the bits of wire in the arms and legs but they've just kind of cast it in solid plastic so she's got karate chopping action and yeah again no paint on the back let's just have a look at her face because you know we don't need to sleep tonight or anything overly attached girlfriend anyone another nice thing is that Hat comes off look are we not men or are we Devo um yeah that's a head she's in trouble no and she keeps a hat on it did she actually decide to ride bulls eye perhaps ah look there we are oh students um tippex everything now makes perfect sense marvelous popping the alien which is hideous yeah you rest over there for a second Buzz Lightyear to the rescue or more sort of a herp Lightyear I think would be a more precise thing ah I am going to go to infinity and then I'm gonna keep going he's not very well is he's got very glossy face and disturbingly distended pupils the arms while only convexity dudes beat up his own genitals which is never a good feature of a kid's toy he's got one gigantic hand for catching things and one strangely shaped fist for punching things hey at least he's slightly articulated and he's got some actual colour on the back of his head so lucky old buzz oh yeah you sit over there and try and undo whatever horrible thing happened to your brain because here's the one we all came to see woody not at all frightening woody here he is staring deep into your soul before he pulls off your skin and eats it as you man put the hat back on I'm slightly less frightening yeah poor old video know what's happened with his hands they were bent up like they were specifically molded to hold something weird but it hasn't kind of come off his legs Bend that's something hey leo I think so they haven't come off I'm not going to say that now and again he's got this sort of Obi No acting all they did paint his hair which was kind of them what you really need to imagine is waking up in the middle of the night seeing a figure in the corner of the room like this and then slowly his head turns towards you and it's the last thing you ever see ah good old woody so who's going to save us from these terrifying knockoff toys don't worry terrifying knockoff superheroes super oh hang on you'll see it super special heroes in fact very special new arrival super heroes new arrival who have we got Ninja Turtles Superman Batman the thing the Incredible Hulk a shrek who's that oh you're missed incredible we got spider-man and evil spider-man and good old Buzz Lightyear actually used a thick picture of the action figure there and on the back basically all the same franchises Sonny disappointingly two of these franchises don't actually appear as figures in this set as we should slowly discover first up the Incredible Hulk being a little bit less incredible than usual the fairly believable Hulk the slightly mundane Hulk the cheap weird thing going on in the chest cavity Hulk the bare ass Hulk because I don't bother to paint the pack again that's a bit obscene at least they've covered his crotch in that something the face is M well I don't think Mark Ruffalo would be very pleased if that was his likeness put it that way but hey he's ready for some punch in or maybe waving ineffectually at traffic and certainly being locked up I don't know also his feet seem to have sort of melted or something which is never a good sign it does it looks like a really angry taxi driver ah good I managed to place him but never fear Batman's here as well good old green cape bowlegged Batman no I don't know why the cape is green perhaps he has to share it with Green Arrow due to cutbacks or something interesting he also has a big hole in his back for it to fix onto but there is no peg look at that head there I think actually this may be the corpse of Batman after he had his head run over that's really the only thing I can find too just not justice stuff one of the eyes is bigger than the others already weird squinting effect coming dead and drunk Batman what a beautiful combination with his purple gloves and boots weirdly and there's sort of this doublet thing going on in his chest enough this is based on like Buccaneer Batman or something but hey he's got the proper wrist things on his gloves so we're happy he's a little bit bowlegged I'm guessing rickets let's put his cape back on so he doesn't get cold there we are sure to strike fear into any evildoer although not for the reasons he normally does next up how about good old Doctor Octopus I think I'm thinking Alfred Molina from spider-man 2 is that what they going for just notice one of these is a different color look hmm must have been repaired under warranty and they sent the wrong one he's got his marigold gloves on he's got his Rock her Hut trench coat he's got no articulation at all really well above saying that actually probably more than any of the other figures again we've got the squashed head thing going on little bit worrying Alfred Molina after a really hideous accident which involved removal of his skull and a giant wig yes coming across more as creepy flashier cosplaying as Doctor Octopus and then Doctor Octopus himself well at least these move a bit and actually stay on his back and don't fall off I suppose that is more than you would expect from a set of these sort of things ah well his Superman to save the day without his cape and quite obviously being a recolored batman body look he's still got the bloody pointy bits on the gauntlets and the doublet thing going onto the Superman logo he looks very very concerned perhaps he's thinking about something really hard probably why his bloody hairs turned blue maybe he's just constipated which would explain his stunts well maybe he's just been shot many times in the back and nobody bothered to paint the back of his head it miss me makes it look like he's got really long hair super might have really long hair for a period the 90s the 80s late 80s I don't know I can't remember but I am slightly worried that I've just noticed his gloves are clubs like their flesh-colored those things are growing out of him it has been eating kryptonite for breakfast again or something and stolen Batman's belt well if you're going to steal Batman's clothes at least he's friends with him I suppose next up Ninja Turtle which came packaged with its feet backwards which is started the odd and also the points point this bit of articulation ever this one's Leonardo I think cause he's blue he comes with no weapons or accessories whatsoever so that'll help him in his fight against the evil shredder or whatever again no paint on the back very very cheap and hollow the face not that bad actually been molded off one of the old figures they seem you've done a half decent job they've not done a half decent job on the paints but hey you can't have everything or indeed nearly anything and finally Buzz Lightyear to the rescue again first my Yoda's corset by the looks of it with his horrible cheap bit of plastic smashed up dome made have the same stuff as Li packaging let's leave that over there for a second a two thumbs up for animated face Buzz Lightyear with his squiggly chin thing why is that thing in his chin is he trying to grow beard and doing it really badly and he can sit down look that's more than most of them can do and he comes with an accessory inexplicably this thing comes off his back yeah no wings or anything just a bit the wings would attach to thanks lads glad to see you put lots of thought into that one well is a lot better than the other Buzz Lightyear I suppose put this back on before you suffocate yeah no competition really between the first ladies I can't look at that face and keep a straight face myself and yeah well at least we know his deodorant works and so does his there we are Buzz Lightyear clean till the end something else quick to show you these I find very intriguing I think this may actually be from the 80s turtles fighters with badly drawn Ninja Turtles with baseball bats and silence would be better and headaches slightly bizarre thing to attack people with heroes of the half-shell hero and demi Coquille not recommended for children under three button I think these predate the sad onion basically they are ripoffs of the old Ninja Turtles figures except with well they look extremely cheap I've not opened any up just in case they're worth billions they come with crap weapons none of them have the correct sort of built thing with their name on and perhaps more worryingly due to the way they're all badly painted they all have had the teeth kicked out and look at that like he's been drinking 20 cans of coke a minute for the last 12 years anyway this one's purple so I believe that's Donatello and he comes with a giant sword thing with the thing I think originally he had a stick didn't he well obviously can't afford that anymore so sad about something more expensive we also have who I believe to be does that orange that will be Donatello then with a katana and really really bad teeth Oh bless him somebody's given him a right kicking in the mush poor fella and sort of ready purple yeah no that one's more powerful isn't it so this one will therefore be Raphael and again just comes with a katana and well at least they've bothered to mold the faces differently I suppose and in just paint them different colors which you would expect however you can see that his arm is actually falling off in the package that's very rarely a good sign quality wise and finally a good friend Leonardo it's not the same headers no actually they've copied heads look oh well I got all excited then the most thing about him is his weapons collection he's got like a weird serrated dagger thing and like a failed metalwork project some sort of space kebab I went no idea what that supposed to be at all all I know is it frightens me slightly and I want him to go over there where I don't have to look at him anymore ah well that's it for knockoff toys for the time being at least how much did these things cost I do wonder actually yeah this one four pounds 99 somebody spent that thank you it was sad onion there's a slightly different face to usual more sort of a myth done Yin he looks so horrified he's probably just seen the price to be fair to him well I suppose these things exist so that little Billy can get some stuff from pound land that looks vaguely like his favorite characters of course they will last about five seconds and then splinter into small brittle pieces of plastic and probably Pierce's retinas but hey keeps them quiet doesn't

Channel: ashens

Views: 1,411,992

Rating: 4.8949652 out of 5

Keywords: toy story, toy story 3, Buzz Lightyear, Woody, Jessie, Bullseye, Alien, toy, story, Special, Heroes, Special Heroes, Batman, Superman, TMNT, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo, Buzz, Hulk, Incredible Hulk, Doc Oc, Doctor Octopus, Alfred Molina, Spider-Man, Ashens, Review, Funny, fake, knock-off, rip-off, tat, action figures

Id: rM_7EZKFgOw

Length: 13min 40sec (820 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 18 2012

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