- What are we doing today, Wes? - Haircut. - That's right, we're getting haircuts. (snipping sounds) - I have never stabbed
you before in my life. - Oh, no! - Oh God, I just took
off the biggest piece! It's fine, it'll be fine. - Do you want me to look
like a Jewish old man? - Here we go! - You think it's easy to
make me look this mediocre? A lotta hard work goes into...this. - What's up, everybody? A portion of today's video is
an ad for Candy Crush Saga. Now let's get cuttin'! (theme music) - The day has finally come. We are six weeks into quarantine, but I needed a haircut about
three weeks before that. - It's been about three months since I've gotten a haircut,
and it's gettin' wild. - Oh! - Oh, did I just hit you in the face? - (laughing) A little bit. - Before we get started on the haircut, we are going to give Wes a haircut. Oh wow... that little
last one was pretty short! - Maggie, have you ever
cut anyone's hair before? - Never, I think I've cut
my sister's bangs before, but she hated them. - Great, then we're
gonna do awesome today! - But today to help us
out, we are watching David Dang's tutorial
that talks about our hair, how to cut it, how to approach it... - I'm David Dang, I'm a hair stylist. I've been styling Eugene's
hair for six years. - (man) David Dang has been exclusively cutting my hair for the last couple years. - I've had to get a couple
haircuts not from him, and they were all disasters. - So what you first
and foremost want to do is you want to a fun
consultation with your partner. Hi partner, how are you? - Welcome to Maggie's Mops,
what are you looking for today? - I was kind of looking for a faux-hawk, so I think that we're good
here, this is perfect. - Oh, perfect! - So we're supposed to do the
Try Guys at-home hair today, and Matt's supposed to cut my hair. So you're the only one
who can cut my hair? Can I cut Matt's hair? - (Matt) No. - And you normally
bring in a picture of... - John Krasinski, because Becky sends me with a photo of John Krasinski and says, "Make him look like this," and I keep saying, "No,
we don't look the same." - Okay, I guess we're
gonna cut the dog's hair. Do you prefer that, Matt? - (Matt) Yeah... - David has recorded a proper
way to give an at-home haircut but Ariel will not be watching it today-- - I don't think I need it. - Yeah. - So depending upon what
type of hair you have, you wanna make sure you section correctly, and that's the crown area up. - You know, most men, they get
the short hair on the side... - (laughing) David has
never held it like that. - I'm not, (laughing) I'm not David. - Okay... - But I think it'll turn out fine. - Well, yeah, but did she cut... (laughing) I've never stabbed
you before in my life! - All my hair, it grows out the side. - (laughing) I don't
think you have enough! - It's like that TikTok,
"You can put it in a bun!" - (Matt) Wait... - Okay, hello, welcome
to the Doggie Salon, what's your name, what's his name? - (Matt) Kimbop. - Kimbop, I'm gonna call you Kimberly! Okay, Kimberly, are you ready to get sexy? - I'm very nervous...
I delayed this video-- We were supposed to shoot on Monday. It's now Friday. (suspenseful music) - I'm gonna go ahead
and take my classes off 'cause they're getting smooshed. - Smooshed. - Ow, my eyeball, my God! - Sorry, I'm sorry. - It's okay. - Was it me? - Yeah. - Oh, I'm sorry! - Now if they have longer hair, just go very slowly,
just in case you get-- that's why you brush all of
it on top in the beginning. (suspenseful music) - Oh! - Here we go! - Here we go! - Oh my god, this feels so wrong! Look how much hair there is here! - Oh, you're going for
it, she's going for it. - (cheers) Oh, there's so much hair! - (laughing) Oh, boy, oh. - (shrieks) - Yay, look at that:
tada, we got hairs cut! I feel good. It feels like the
clippers are much easier. You're choosing a way harder approach. - Because I'm afraid to rip your mole off the back of your head! - You won't, you won't. - Oh my god, I just took
off the biggest piece! - Ooh... - You stressin'? - We've been doing this for a minute, and there's already that
much hair on the ground. - (both) Daddy's getting a haircut! - Normally the hand would go on this, the top of the head, so they don't move, 'cause they're probably
gonna try to run from you. - So anyways, yeah, I've been doing good, - Good, good, glad to hear it. - We're in quarantine now, so it's-- - Whoops! - Whoa, what just happened? - I went into my clipper area. - Oh no. - It's fine! Can I just stop there, can I just do the-- - No, no, I got like a troll
top and half of a head cut. I look like June and Poppy. - Oh, you do! - Okay, here we go, don't
look at the scissors, don't look at the scissors. Okay--don't! Oh wow, that's a trim, look at that. - Yeah. - Who do you think-- - I don't know, man. - --of all the Try Wives, Try
Spouses, will do the best? - I think Maggie's gonna do the best, because she sticks
needles in people, and-- - That's true. - --is very precise. - (groaning) - Sorry, sorry! Now you know how girls feel. Y'all know what I'm talking about! Remember when you were younger and your mom was in a bad mood? She'd be brushing your hair like this... - Ahh! - You're gonna start to
feel that your client is more relaxed; this
person is now trusting you. (shrieks) (metal music) - No screaming necessary! - You look kind of like a shaved dog. - No, stop it, no, no, don't say that! - Come back, come back! - It is two to three inches long. - I don't know what's happening here, but I'm trying to figure it out. - It's like riding a roller coaster, but you know the roller
coaster's gonna crash. - Oh my god, stop it! - I'm not even-- - I feel like I'm cutting the
same part over and over again. - (groans) (relaxing music) - If you guys have any cowlicks, right? If anybody has any cowlicks, you wanna go with the cowlick
and not against the cowlick. (metal music) - Whoa, whoa whoa... to the scalp line. - Yeah, but it just didn't pin up, so-- - Okay, well get another pin! - Okay! - Oh my god! - No, no, no, Wesley, no! - Wes! - Wes, Wes, no! - Sometimes I do see, out
of the corner of my eye, Becky coming with scissors and
going away with scissors... - 'Cause I'm--I don't know what to do! (relaxing music) - I'm sorry, bud. I feel like he needs it over his eye... (metal music) - Don't plug it in! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Don't go shaving my crown! - No, Wesley, we don't
play with the power outlet. - I told you! - Do you want me to look
like a Jewish old man? (laughing) I'm gonna get there eventually! Thanks again to Candy Crush Saga for this ad in this portion of our video. (adventurous music) - What's cool is that Candy Crush has made some special levels inspired
by real players of the game. Oh, these are all movin' all goofy! - Boom, tasty, sweet, delicious! - So you pass each level
and you'll win rewards, and if you pass them all, then you'll get a special
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game, it's free to download. Play now, and then leave a comment below talking about your favorite feature. - This is crazy, you have no
idea what's going on right now. I need to go so I can pass
this and get my booster bundle. I'mma go play this, you guys
get back to the video, okay? - Thanks again to Candy Crush Saga for this ad in this portion of our video. Now back to the haircuts! - What do you think about what you talk about with your hairdresser? Should I tell you my deepest,
darkest secrets, then? Okay... Do you know about the time I
pooped my pants in first grade? So we had this weird rule
where only one person was allowed to go to the
bathroom at once during recess. - Yeah. - And I really had to
poop, like, really badly. So she was like, that was the
rule, I wasn't allowed to go, and I was like, "Come on!" So finally I just pooped my pants. So I decided instead of taking
my poop out of my pants, I was just going to go back to class. And so I got to my seat, and I remember the feeling of my poo contouring
to the shape of my butt, and for the rest of the
day, we went to the library, then we went somewhere else, and people were like, "Weird,
it smells like poop..." And I'm like, "Yeah,
right, isn't that crazy? Why does it smell so bad? It's, like, following us, that's crazy!" - Ew! - If you're a little
nervous around the ear, you can hold it down so they
don't hear you crying... - I am sweating right now. - I can tell. - I am so nervous, watch it, watch it! - Okay... - Easy, if you just jab that in there, you're gonna create a line between my beard and my sideburns. - I don't-- - You just fold the
whole ear down like this to create your shape. - This is scary, this is really scary. (buzzing) - That felt professional,
felt like the real deal. - Yeah, well one side is
shorter than the other now. - Well, just make 'em match! - You're keeping my ear so safe. - Whatever you do on one side, you wanna do on the other side. Well, you're doing a-- - Do I? (laughing) - Well, you're-- - No shit, bro! - You're freaking out so I'm trying to give you some very basic-- - I know! - --things to focus on. (sober music) - You wanna go in a flick-out motion, which means up, and
flick out; up, flick out. - Don't dive into the hair; go from the bottom to
the middle and pull out. Hi, kitty, you're next. - Oops... (laughing) - "Oops"? What oops? - You're doing great with the four. - What do you mean, "oops"? - Is it getting terrible? It feels like a nice length but it's not the same length as this, so it's gonna have to match this. - Sometimes I'll just be zoning out-- not zoning out, but I'm doing it and I'm like, "Wait, what am I doing?" And I have to remind myself... Sorry, I know that's not a
good thing to say right now. - No! - All I said the motion
for was to clean that line. - No, you said, "Use the clippers." It's like, how short do I cut it? - I don't know! - It's gonna get super short! - I don't know, but you
can't leave it like that! (laughing) You can't leave it like that! - You don't-- - No, I know I did a
great job with the four. - You don't twitch and then-- - Don't tell me what to do! - (mouthing) Oh my god... - I'm the hair stylist! - You want a banana? - Okay, that's not the best... - A bowl, that's what I keep tell you! It's not good, it's bad. - Oh, no... (laughing) Oh no, oh no... The back is so bad! - I watched the movie "Barbershop," it doesn't mean I'm a barber. I'm just gonna shave it... - No, don't shave it off! - I was wondering why you
were hacking away for so long. - I was just trying to
straighten it out... - I saw the back and I thought
it would be a simple fix. - It is, for a hair stylist! It's a simple fix for someone
who knows how to do this! - Oh my god... - I was trying to make a line! - You gave me a partial fade,
which is really just a... Oh, no! (moaning) - If you're thinking about
cutting your hair, don't. If you're thinking about cutting
your partner's hair, don't. Just wait 'til this is
over, let it grow out! - All right, well I've got a lot of really cool hats I can wear. I look like Timothee Chalamet
in that Medieval times movie. So we're gonna Facetime
David for the third time. - (Maggie) I really trying,
David, I'm really stressed out! - We're trying to make-- - I know, I'm stressed out for you! - I think I just need
to use a medium blade, and then I'll just even it out. - Okay... - We have butt shears to
cut Bowie's butt curtains. Are you gonna use butt
hole scissors on my head? - Okay, so yeah, David gave us some tips. He said, "Push all this forward." - I need you to take
the hair out this way, so you remember you were
doing the comb this way? - Mmhmm. - You were cutting that? You need to take it out this way so that you do the thinning shears like this around the head. - You wanna play "Yummy Tummy"? - We'll listen to "Yummy" after. - Oh, this is way better. - He wants to listen to
"Yummy" by Justin Bieber. - We're just gonna do a little point cut. - So go a little deeper,
just a little bit deeper. Try it again. - Deeper... - Go deep. - Try to do just a little
downward trim with the shears. - I'm just gonna make
it all a little uneven, so that you can't tell where I cut it. - You know, I don't think
it's a real technique-- - Oh yeah! - --but I think it worked maybe a little? - It worked a little bit. - But you are doing what David does. - It doesn't look that
bad, it looks better. - (Maggie) One... - (both) Two... - Go deep, yeah, right there, like that! - Yay! - You can relax now 'cause
I did the worst thing, and now I'm just fixing it. - There we go, who's looking handsome? - I think that you kind of,
sorta, pulled off a fade. - All right, she's going in
for the finishing touches... Go, Maggie, go, you got
this, champion of the world! You know the best part about hair? It grows back... well, until it doesn't. This was actually a lot of fun. It was a little bit stressful at times, but it's not a big deal. It's just hair, and
honestly, if she messed up, that means that she has
to look at it, so... - Hairy there for a bit... (laughing) but I think it came out
really well, I really like it. It's the type of style of haircut I normally get in the summer. - Yes, Wes, Ariel gave me and Wes haircuts at home, without instructions. - Pen! - A pen! - You do a nice little boy on picture day? (laughing) Look at you! Say bye to all your
fans, you beautiful dog. (theme music) - It's tough, too, because you literally have never gotten a haircut as a guy, and for those in the comments, no, we are not cutting their hair next! This is low stakes;
that is life and death.
