(smooth jazz music) - Girl! (laughing) - Try Wives Wine Time!
- Try Wives Wine Time! (playfully mumbles) - Cheers!
(laughs) Excuse me, we are making
content for the internet. Excuse me! (rock music) - [Ariel] We know all the boys' secrets. - You want the tea? You want the tea Rachel? - I don't know what that is. - The tea, sippin' on the tea.
- You call it tea? - Yeah. Spillin' tea. - That's just so funny, I've
never heard that before. (gasps)
- [Becky] What? - Okay, wait is it because I am a mom or is it because I'm in my 30s? Do you guys wanna know a secret? Becky's way younger than I am. So she knows all the things. It could be anything. It could be like, spill the. - No.
- Spill the cocoa. - No, no. - I don't understand why it has to be tea. - [Becky] No, Mom.
(laughs) - Try Wives Wine Time.
(upbeat happy music) - [Interviewer] Who's your
favorite Try Guy and why? - Keith.
- Eugene. No, Zach.
- It's just not Ned. - It's like.
(laughs) - You said. (man off camera laughs) It was Eugene or Za-a-a-ck (Ariel laughs) It just clearly was not Ned. - Sorry Ned. (laughs) - Keith is really good with Wes. Like really, really good. He's very thoughtful. Obviously you know this. - My head says, Eugene because
I like talking to Eugene. Eugene's like fun. We have a good time. But my heart's like, it's Zack. We go on vacations together.
- I know. - I got trapped in a car
for 16 hours with Zack. Before Maggie, Zack was like the eternal Keith Becky third wheel. I think it's Zack. But don't tell him. 'Cause I don't like Zack
knowing that I like him. - Keith's secret is that Keith looked like a completely
different person before me. All of the hits that you
know and love Keith for. This one right here. We spent about four hours
in a, I don't have glasses. What do you call the store
where you buy the glasses? Glasses Store? - Op-tim-etrical store?
- Optometrist? - Yeah, and I convinced him to put on the horn-rimmed glasses like Clark Kent. - [Ariel] Ooh. - Oh he would comb his
hair all to the front. I did, like the Aaron Samuels. I was like, your hair
looks sexy pushed back. - [Ariel] Oh yeah, make it their idea. - Oh yeah, he's the youngest of three so I think he was used to
hand-me-downs all the time. - All the hand-me-downs. - But he only wore cargo
pants, oversized T-shirts and so I was like, maybe
we wear a shirt that fits, and pants that fit. - Hey, how 'bout.
- Why not? I worked at a restaurant where our uniform was gingham shirts which
are the checkered shirts. And I was like, oh, so funny. You have to buy this
gingham shirt and you'll be. It was a place called Crosby's Kitchen.
- Yeah. - And I was like, oh, you'll
look like a Crosby server, and he put it on and it was like a light lifted from his eyes. He was like, I love this. He was like, I love these.
- This is me! - [Becky] It's blue, it has
patterns, it's fun, I love it. I only bought him that
for the next two years. - [Ariel] Wow. - 'Cause that's another secret, I buy almost all of
all of Keith's clothes. - Ned's best kept secret. Uh, half of his clothes are mine. - Wow. (laughing) - [Becky] Is that a secret? - I'm on my way out. - [Ariel You're not supposed to be here. - I have to go to the dentist. - Bye.
- Bye. - He has no cavities.
(Becky gasps) He's never had a cavity. - [Becky] I always have a cavities. - [Ariel] I always have cavities too. - I'm not husband material. - You know, apparently it's hereditary. - I think mine's from all the candy. (upbeat jazz music) - Men wearing diapers. Kinda like weirds me out. Like at VidCon when Keith was
the diaper baby at one point. (Ariel laughs)
I was like, this is a nightmare. - [Ariel] Or at my baby shower? - [Becky] Oh god, yeah, the ring baby. I posted that picture on Instagram and people thought we were
announcing that we were pregnant. - [Ariel] Because he
was dressed as a child? - They thought that a grown
ass woman and a grown ass man would announce their birth of their child, or the conception of their child, while the man is wearing an adult diaper. - It would be an interesting concept. - I had friends texting me. You're not pregnant are you? And I was like, no. I think I looked really
skinny in that picture. What are you talking about? - You were like bitch why? - I was just like, that's kind
of fucked up thing to say. (laughing) - Why would you ask me that? - It's five o'clock somewhere bae-bee. - I asked Ned what he wanted me to say-- (Becky laughs) Because that's how you
keep a marriage together. He did not know what to tell because he's told a lot
of his secrets online. - They put a lot of stuff on the internet. - Most of his secrets are out there. The thing that Ned doesn't
talk about very much is that he had a fully fledged career before we moved to Los Angeles. He majored in chemistry in college. That's not a secret, but
he was a research chemist. That was his job. He did it for two years
and if we did not decide to move to Los Angeles he probably just would've been a research chemist. - [Becky] No booties on the internet. - No booties on the internet. Life just comes at ya like that. - Yeah, Ned was also the manager-- - (gasps) Yeah. - At BuzzFeed. Keith and Eugene were interns. - Yep. - Zach was a fellow.
- Mm-hm. - Because he went to film school. - [Ariel] Ooh. But Ned was. - Well, Ned got hired as an
intern with the other guys but when they got bumped
up to junior producer he went into a managerial role. Okay, so this is a best
kept secret on the internet. He actually hired a lot
of the people at BuzzFeed that are BuzzFeed stars now. Basically anybody that came
after the, like, Ashley, Andrew, Keith, Eugene, that sort of thing. He probably hired them. - Whew. - [Becky] Should we say
it at the same time? - Sure.
- Okay. - [Ariel] Okay. Who would you fuck? - One, two, three. - Eugene.
- Eugene. - Obviously.
- He's easy. - Okay. - Who would you marry?
- Ready? - Keith.
- Ned. (laughter) - If it kills. (hysterically laughs) - It's only. It's only because I'm not that caring. I can't care for him
the way he needs to be. - Right? - But I feel like Ned is an example of a good husband already. - Yeah. - Keith's a good husband. - [Ariel] Yeah. - Eugene's super-fuckable. (laughter) - Zach-ar-r-r-y - [Interviewer] What's his secret? You've sort of name dropped
his secret a couple of times. (gasps) - Maggie!
- Maggie! - Margaret. She is literally the nicest, sweetest, most beautiful human you will ever meet. I remember when Zach was still single and my mom came to town. We went out to eat and
Zach was telling her about how he does me days, which are-- (laughs)
- Wait, what? - His Sundays, so Zack does. I don't think he does it anymore, but for along time he was doing me days, and he would get his bagel
with loxs and watch football because he's a really big football fan. He did not want to be interrupted. He was like, this is my thing. Don't ask me to hang out, it's a me day. - Wow. - I was telling my mom this. We meet Maggie and I'm like mom, I think this girl is super cool and I think she's gonna stick around. And my mom's like, me day
has turned into we day. - [Ariel] Your mom is so cute. - And I was like, It definitely has. My mom also slides into DM's. She's like, I'm just
gonna write Huey and say, You're doing a good job. I'm like, mom, that's sliding into a DM. - Wait, is that a bad thing? - Oh my god.
- What if you just wanted to tell somebody that
they're doing a good job? - It's another boning thing. - There's no sliding happening. - [Becky] Yeah, you slide in. - [Ariel] No, I. - Maybe cause it's a little airplane? Slide in? - I thought it was like uh-- - No.
- A little paper boat. - Miles disagrees. - Isn't it a little paper boat? - Airplane?
- Airplane. On the messages for
Instagram it's an airplane. - [Miles] A paper airplane. - Paper plane, right? - Paper boat. - That's floatin' into the DMs. - You can't DM somebody because then it means you're having sex with them? - No, it just means that you
might wanna have sex with them. The other day I got my first, I wanna fuck you, yes or no? And I was like, so I blocked him and reported him. - Good for you. Yeah, because I've definitely texted, or you know, talked to
people that I didn't know. - What do you say? - I don't know. Your product is cool. - Okay, a company is fine. (laughter) You're not like tryin' to fuck a company. - I'm not trying to fuck anybody. (laughing) - I love that they're best friends. - But they're like legit best friends. - They text each other
first thing in the morning. It's sometimes just about
like, I took a huge shit today. Pretty sure I've seen
that on their text thread. One of those scrollable text
threads about their poops. Those are good friends. Get out of here.
- Get out of here fly. I like they make like goofy videos but they also make some
really good videos. - [Ariel] Yeah, with quality content. - That are nice and about things that people should learn about. I love the immigration video. It is a thing that like--
- Relevant. - [Becky] Mass America needs to see. Yeah, hopefully it did
change someone's mind. - [Ariel] Yeah. - They are very thoughtful
in what they put out. They realize that they're role models. - Yeah. - Like older men on the internet. - (laughs) Older men on the internet. - I said, older men on the internet. (laughs maliciously)
- [Becky] Yeah. - What is Eugene's
- Eugene. - Best kept secret? That he's a sugar booger. - I know, he plays this like
hard person and he's not hard. - Yeah, that he's like
this raven crow man. - But he is the cutest
and cuddliest of them all. - Another secret about Eugene. When you get in a car with him
or you're alone with him for like two seconds, he'll be like, so what's your biggest fear? - He asks the most-- - Or like he'll ask you
these really deep questions. - Yeah, I think I was
sitting down to have lunch with him one day and he was like, When did you lose your virginity? And I was like, excuse me? (laughter)
- He just. - Food in my mouth. - I was like. (gagging) - [Becky] Goes for it. - I was like, oh. I told him, obviously. - Yeah, obviously. I don't think I've ever not answered him. - We had too much wine. I'm wearing a fleece onesie. - I feel like we spilled the tea. - I still can't say that. - We gave a light amount of tea. Should we cheers? - Sure. - This has been the second episode of, - Try Wives Wine Time!
- Try Wives Wine Time! (rock music) - Catch us next time when we tell Ariel more things about the internet. (laughter) - It could or I don't know. - We discuss Netflix and chill.
