OUR DEFENSES DO NOTHING!! | The Forest

previously on the forest i was wondering if we could make a drawbridge with the with the crane thing right oh no guys please come quick mark are you in some sort of trouble they can throw fire oh god it gallops probably something with eight legs you know it was six legs okay oh eight legs oh eight legs wait one only count one two three bubbles right it was six oh what is that big baby what actual perfection is this what's happened to me and then go over here hey there we go so you're telling me this card just doesn't go on drawbridges some number of legs is coming i gotta get the sled so you're you can't go from that side i just want to let you know people going in the water wait can they burn ah i'm on fire okay fine how am i still on fire if i'm underwater this poor bird i forgot that this was all for the purpose of us building your house up above the camp you got sidetracked i'll admit yeah that's accurate i would say it's accurate to say we got psychedelics casting bridge no where am i going no try it wiggle side to side you can do it you're so close i would like to submit a bug report what is that wait wait go up raise it no no no no no no not this cartoon wait what are you standing on what's up help help [Laughter] oh my god so this is um a part of this now you're just built into it now i don't think i'm gonna let go for oh boy there it goes maybe that will prevent them from crossing the bridge oh oh my god don't do that oh no i don't know if this is better or worse raise me up yeah raise him up raise him up raise me up nope oh okay hang on i'm i'm free possibly oh okay those are just down there from now on aren't they i yeah we can access the rocks on them yeah well thank god we can get this i kicked it up i was like it's now this rock how'd you do that i just walked in the water and it flung upward wait kick it some more kick the other one oh i'm trying don't seem to hmm pretty firmly is that what maybe it's too maybe it's too heavy we need to get all these whoa [ __ ] the sticks are going in the water that's a problem if we could please get the sticks that i spent all that time collecting please well i mean how much time is this sticks really worth i thought it's like 40 or 50 sticks there sticks on the other side there's so many sticks the other side that we could totally get the sled over to yes all i got to do is build a bridge we'll leave the cool bridge and you just build a secondary other bridge yeah yeah that's the just that's the distraction bridge that's the one they're not gonna know about that they'll see the ramparts and the big strawberry and they'll be like we gotta cross that one one trick bridge builders don't want you to know yeah is actually um if you build the secret bridge [Music] sounds like i'm laughing but i'm not i believe you kaboom let's see no one will know about the secret bridge you don't want to know why cause it's a secret hey mark uh question yes what's the what do you mean why what is this are you talking about secret bridge because i believe he was going on and on about secret bridge i was busy murdering deer and wiping the blood of it off in the water and i missed the secret bridge um how does this in any way help you missed his explanation no you didn't yeah i did it they got the main reason we got the main bridge and then oh i can walk on logs i can walk on logs we could build a bridge out of floating logs dude that would be so confusing for the computer that we should definitely do it we'll have three bridges okay one for each of us and when the big bad wolf comes and huffs and puffs he won't know what the [ __ ] going on all right see look over here on the left is the secret bridge no one will expect us to take that one we we this center bridge is so big it's a distraction every all the them will be like they're going down the secret the main bridge and they won't know about the secret bridge okay question mark if i want to build custom defensive walls how do i how do you put multiple down without it like putting the blueprint down left click and it'll just like make one and you keep going i don't see a way to put doorways in this i feel like i've been horribly lied no no i got this i got this watch listen [Music] is that bad bad thing we're fine wade was overreacting he's being a bit of a [ __ ] is that a door is that a door oh hey this is the secret bridge please go away thank you guys if you look through a blueprinted thing on the ground it's so much brighter you can actually see through it oh you could see through so good oh my god look at the daylight over there look at that guy i can see his nips from here through that door i don't even know he's there otherwise but there he is look at that ass they're on main bridge though park they are on main bridge on but they can't go they ran off into the water well they're but i think it's shallow enough to where they were able to cross anyway markets shallow enough they were able to cross it is shallow enough they were able to cross anyway bridge despite the crane being up that's impossible that's sounds like it off to where they just did it that's like horrifically bad design in the middle of the river where it was deepest i know what an idea but are you all are you all oh baby i love your way i'm finishing secret bridges door hey guys i think we have a visitor at home oh we have multiple this i can't see i'm chainsaw and blind in the dark which is always a good thing okay here we go here we go uh doing doink and that is a door oh that's a door yeah yeah we need one of those on main bridge because there's like eight people on our side close it oh oh it's cold oh that's quite a door i can't see how we close it from our side did i build it the wrong way i don't know mark are you a big dummy i might have built it the wrong way uh you know be really cool is if we could sleep sleep yeah sleep is good yeah we should and there's also bad guys on our side of the camp no reason to worry about that that's where they wandered why are they on our side of the camp uh because crane shallow water that doesn't make any sense hey friends hey oh that's a trap there's a trap in front of the door wait i don't know very dark all right uh good night good night have i built one good thing mark you built a lot of good things well look at the foundation of our upstairs area oh yeah it's beautiful we should use that yeah we should why didn't we think about the fact that this water was shallow and they could just i don't know man secret bridge is the way to go okay all right these logs we don't get back apparently i'm gonna go ahead and build defensive wall door on this side too i think i feel like this bridge and this crane are still gonna be useful for something someday cool you're gonna want to build it 10 logs across that'll give you two separate sections on either side so that it's got clean action you want the pointy log to be towards you towards the side our side okay is it bad if it's more than 10 across is it more i don't know man i just know the doors are going to be in sections of five i'm expanding the foundation i think i'm not sure how you made it so tall uh lots of fiddling is that the way it's supposed to look uh that'll that'll be one door in the middle that could definitely work but i like a grand double door so how does your double door let me show you how is that ten i don't know if that's ten is that ten yeah ten okay so then blap and blap and look at that and then we can put more walls to the side that are just walls yeah i'm actually going around it hey bob we're getting the hang of this thing we'll have you wood in no time no time you're going to have wood in no time nice everything is going great okay i don't say grit like that for anybody i've never heard i'm saying i'm before i'm struggling i'm struggling but i'm trying to i'm trying to match mark's unm brilliance over here come on man i don't know if this is possible using to capitulate bob you need to come over there what are you trying to do how the hell did you do that man don't get the bridge don't get the brief oh my god was that my log or yours if i said yours would you believe me if i met mine not anymore can someone come um revive me oh are you dying oh yeah i'm on my way mark i cut down a few trees over there there's like 12 logs or so just chilling i'll go all right i'll finish this up thanks i'm don't tell mark what i'm doing his base what's going on i will just give you a word of caution about the mind the gap mm-hmm how's it going over there guys oh good feels good okay good that's good how are you i'm good you get a look at what he's doing oh no i was much more worried about his health i wasn't really paying attention to what he was working on oh okay i understand that that's good friendship comes first whoa that's nice look at that yeah look at that we have a sled over here to see if we can push one through there now oh yeah i guess that is a good well oh yeah we need to get rid of the oh yeah wait why did we do this because we already had this bridge and i didn't want to waste it because it was so expensive to make and we'll eventually have a use for this it'll have a use but we're not going to be able to push a sled through here to test this you know when you're right you're right why did we do this all right that's a great question why did we do this are you morons doing more on things right the doors are closed doors are closed why did we do that i'm trying to goof around with some foundation stuff and it's harder than i thought it would be it's pretty tricky yeah how's that how do i cancel a build that i've already placed hold still look at it and hit c what are you trying to do i'm just gonna i was trying to give us like a like a middle floor like the top is the top but i was trying to create like a middle floor over the base right yeah i don't think that's practical i can't destroy this i'm dear mark simonious are you still around i left can i call you mark simonious why would it kind of like it has like a royal kind of like romanian gladiator feel didn't it romanian gladiator i everyone said oh yeah hold c yes i understand the concept of the c button and holding uh you know what c looks like yeah it's it yeah it's between the x and the v it is in fact the letter c on the keyboard it's like a little smiley face but the guy has rotated his head i don't know if you're yeah i i was only i could not i got that pretty easily wade yeah it should have been i like came over here and i just did it i held c so the thing is you need to press c on it yeah the c button on the keyboard right that's the one i think yeah that was the one perhaps uh do you want to help me put like a couple of walls keep dudes from crossing here then go work on the water why would we keep working on this bridge well just it's standing i'd rather things not be like urban i'm going to get across your bridge you know so might as well might as well polish the old the old experiment off and just keep up okay all right i hear you out here you have to hear you i hear you okay one on that side and then we'll do one on this side i do have a lot of logs i cut over here so there's plenty of logs to pick up to put in here cool sounds good man sounds good yeah this should do okay bob you will get those logs in two shakes two shakes you don't need logs what i need you or what do you mean you don't need logs i gave up completely on constructing the foundation i was working on i don't have it in me i'm an idiot i'm saying i know my limits c oh i thought you said hey of course i don't see i love this gate if only this was on a bridge we could actually use because this is a really cool gate it is this gate is oh we could we can literally just this was our practice we literally just go do it right here on this bridge build another bridge you already have a bridge how many bridges are we building today we i i don't know i got addicted suddenly i built one bridge and then i had to build another wait what's wrong with this bridge nothing's wrong with that bridge it's fine well the one we built the double gate on this bridge and we can just tear this gate down build your double gate over here well no it's not wide enough for a double gate that's a single gate bridge that's a narrow secret bridge guys the blue one it's time for a third bridge i guess hell yeah i know everyone was really concerned but the blueberries are in fact blooming i i am very appreciative of that we could destroy the crane part if you want no no no no no no no no no no no i have an idea we'll keep the crane because it's fun but we'll just build another bridge off of this bridge side bridge that's what i'm thinking you know when everybody loves a little hot side bridge yeah who doesn't who doesn't whoever built these stairs sucks a big ass i'm not saying it was me or not me i am once again asking everyone to recognize that i have not been at fault for much today and that's honestly rare and i will take the win no way in hell am i down again are you down again maybe no he's fine he's flying oh yeah he's working okay cool sounds good my finger is sausagey oh man i'm bloated something bad is happening really i think i got stung by a bee or something can i have like a nibble of your sausage finger you can try do we have a cart available is there a cart anywhere that i could use is it up on the mountain yeah there's one down here i got one i don't believe you mark i literally have a cart down here at your bridge okay here's what we're gonna do i need logs for this part of the bridge you're gonna take the secret bridge and you're gonna go around and then we'll do it that way and then you know once we have that we'll be able to use our main bridge oh look how easy this was yeah yeah but just imagine how easy the main bridge is going to be oh look at this oh that's some smooth action all right boys i'm eating all the meat i tell you what um what the [ __ ] all right why did that why did i why did i fall off this part oh well because it's not built yeah see it's not built well no the the new one i know but like the old one i was just kind of like he went too far oh there's oh i'm seeing the other i thought i was building on the thing but i see the [ __ ] old sled down there all right somehow astonishingly i need to cut down more trees but i think with these we're gonna oh no no no no no no no no no no no four logs over here cutting you're it's done cutting down incoming hope that doesn't hit anything it's complete all right it's complete yep all right bob inspect our work dude i love this what's going on here with this how does this do something yeah it opens and closes oh neat oh my god this is like a fortress over here i know all right buttery look like it was invented by some kind of genius person well don't laugh like that i don't like that well you know and then oh what the drawbridge is up diamonds okay we've got the nine days later in the engineering project to build one small bridge from one side of one narrow river to the other is finally complete bob you're over there gathering wood you're like oh guys i'm in trouble mark and i valiantly grab our bows and arrows we come up here we lift the drawbridge we fire on our enemies while you push through you close the gate look what enemies counted down the gate we have these staircases to get the good angle on them yeah bob that's so that's the scaffolding bridge is this one done or yeah that's a scaffold that we can tear that out i don't want to point out any flaws that are not done being engineered yet but i just have to say i feel like the door may not work as intended that was a scaffolding we had to build that bridge so we could get out okay okay so shall i deconstruct it really is nothing it's a trash bridge not like our main bridge the main bridge really is quite the engineering feat thanks man yeah the the the lift the the cat the drawbridge aspect of it doesn't do a goddamn thing yeah but it looks so good no no it's very crucial to our our survival this part is very important yeah yeah guys i could have built a dock we have a dock a dock look [Laughter] that looks and you can make angles in it you can turn it however you want is it actually it's in the back it's called it's called doc it uh [Music] do you wanna do you wanna build the dock and just see how dirty oh it's no different our bridge is fine it's custom it's custom bridge oh my god you can have rafts yeah you can have boats hey guys idea looking through our stuff here you know how we have a climbing rope yeah what if we built a zip line from the top to the bottom so we could get up and down we were down faster hell yeah yeah i love it yeah we can go straight from our house up there to the bridge can i just say mark you built you build these bridges like goddamn absolute units over thank you nothing a flimsy dock would fall apart in two seconds oh i'm sinking into the abyss holy [ __ ] that's terrifying what happened you okay if you're standing on a bridge and you break it while you're standing on it you oh that doesn't exist um [ __ ] jump on my boat listen i'm drowning are you at fire i know you're over here oh wasn't there a fire over here did you guys destroy the fire i don't know but i'm out of here guys here it is i'll hop on the boat i got a torch out how do you it doesn't go is it because it turns hang on wait mark are you turning it i am turning it it's not how do i wait oh yeah oh my god there we go oh my god whoa can you build like a the defensive wall on this but not actually build it so we can see at night yes put a screen of vision on it that would be so good they don't let you build up i don't know if it's because or because i just can't build on a boat but i can't yeah get the car down here bob get the car down here get closer no i can't put walls on your boat no closer i'm as close as close can be closer it really doesn't get much closer yeah back into it yeah you're on in the drink careful careful oh okay so go like this mark can you pull sort of over this way yeah yeah you see where i'm going i know where you're going i already know yeah because you if you can get it you're gonna go you gotta go around use the side dock to get around oh okay i'll use the seat i'll use a little side dock no worries no problems you have to like back up a hair mark so that way there's something i can't land there's no no no no oh there is backing up there is absolutely backing up there is a hundred percent back up this thing has reversed are you ready yeah you ready how's that how's the lineup you're really good man yeah yeah yeah hey oh oh there we go i'm all right i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to we're gonna have to coordinate this i'm gonna have to push with you ah mark move under me scoop me up scoop me back scooping scooping all right you wrap come all right we got this all right i'm lined up i'm lined up wait i don't know if you're going to be allowed to participate get on here get out of here it's okay yeah get get on here and stand near the back and we might look like it's going to be all over the place but stand near the back come on all right all right okay let's do this three two one going oh you're faster than me there it goes oh no okay that's another card in the drink can i drive the rounds yeah yeah go for it man oh my god this thing rips i know right we should have built there's like things in the back of the book there's uh there's raft there's a houseboat we could have built a houseboat dude i have a new dream look we could move to the ocean and just live on a houseboat what a gondola when the moon hits your arms recognize pizza pie lard has a parapet it's got a place to shoot bows oh hell yes we need to build build the biggest floatiest thing in the book and live on it that's my new dream can we custom build a raft can you play raft these are wrap foundations you just build you build like maybe some sort of paddle boat engine thing and perhaps some sort of rudder steering wheel contraption that can build way up high absolutely yeah yeah get some radar so you can find islands if this place you build a raft and you just sail off into this yeah does the river connect to the ocean well we built kind of the bridges blockading that but we could just build a new one on the ocean will you maybe go over it uh it's a little shallow here my dudes hang out we have a rock path from our bridge to our house a beautiful little rock path we can make that happen can we build a gazebo on a boat i hope so can i put a hole in it bob i don't think this is gonna work no it's gonna work he's gotta find the right angle mark and really wedge it on there and then turn it break these shitty logs no i'm pretty sure they're intended to be some sort of barrier okay there's other places why do we have a pink flag all the way over there dude did we lose a car is that that's not a hole where you guys started building stuff when everything was terrible we were trying to build the crane to get the bob we did get a cart over there because we were trying to get logs for you right yes yes yes i'm going to build a camper this is good so this is going over here no no no no oh no but my in fact we could build a crane to lower us into the hole probably wait yeah do you guys want to try that um uh ahead of us uh is that bad right oh god oh god everyone good oh yeah we're good all right let's kill it let's go oh i'm sorry come here you don't scare me uh it scares me what about me you don't scare me all right fine fine get on then hurry up let's go back let's go back and save let's go back and say okay okay because it's probably a good idea yeah yeah if only we could unbuilt defensive walls with which we could see home from here uh well it didn't work whatever it just wants to go in the water it doesn't it doesn't want to go it doesn't want to be here because i want to be wait your torch is more like a lightsaber and i'm really confused by that the fire on your torch is pretty sure that gravity is going in the direction that the stick is pointing is there really no limit to how long this wall can be this they really had no limit on walls it's still good no do it it takes so long it takes so long to undo it oh my god oh my god where does that go behold the great wall the great wall of mark oh my god i don't want to look at it i'm not looking at it we only need 226 logs to take care of that that's totally doable very doable i feel one rabbit and i feel great by the way we could sleep we're just leading we could yeah it's my birthday whoa we should have just slept i wasted a rabbit good job dummy thank idiot all right guys all right you big stupid all right well unfortunately that's gonna have to do it for me go save it then bob saved saved right now but now we know our mission we made a lot of progress this this [Music] is that what you call that we destroyed a cabin structure house and built a bridge ah what bark what is this wall [Music] anyway gotta go man [Music]

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Length: 26min 49sec (1609 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 06 2021

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Mark the bridge builder.