THE WORST BRIDGE EVER MADE | The Forest

previously on the forest why is this door not opening it it looks like there's a wall on the other side isn't there just like a holy deconstruct thing is that a thing that's not a thing come to me right now is there a way to cross that river with a sled you think did you get across with your thingy no i'm building a bridge guys i just want to say i built a really sweet bridge oh my bridge oh god no mark where'd your bridge go i dropped a tree on it i like this bridge man there's a br it's a heck of a bridge the last bridge was like two pieces it was very well put together it's fine into the watermark [Music] [Applause] oh hey i'll lead him watch this i'm a hero come to me he jumped over it can we use our chainsaws to injure them oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah hey hey hey yeah he doesn't like that very much how do you what do you think about that out right in the dick oh you were going to punch me yeah you thinking about it i didn't think so well i didn't mark please for the love of god build a wall i'm thinking we might need layers of defense yeah no layers of defense sounds great because this sounds like it's about to get pretty spicy out here there we go okay mark's outside i don't know what's happening to mark but i'm concerned okay why is it sleepy time junction yet is this well let's go take a nap boys all right um so we're gonna show up the bridge before we keep working up top there is that the plane right now we probably should fix that yeah yeah yeah that is an issue there's got to be a way to happy birthday this right oh is this the trap idea yeah so i'm making a like a side path that we could get the card around and then if we need to we maybe we'll hit that i don't know if they will but i was thinking of one option i don't know if it'll work isn't there like a a pulley lever system where you can have like a platform that goes up and down like an elevator could we just have one part of the bridge be lifted yeah before all hell broke loose that's exactly what i was trying to say mark that's wondering if we could make a drawbridge with the with the crane thing right because that would work like that right yeah so you just need like a structure up top with stairs that go to the safe side and then like make a make an upper part and then crane down to the lower part now that i think that would work right that's brain in pretty good guys you said it out loud first so i'm not at all offended if it's your idea i just told you i literally was trying to say that while we were fleeing from the invincible [ __ ] man what if we cut a hole oh wait someone's coming someone's coming someone's coming okay this might destroy everything there's a bunch of rocks out here i'm currently filling up the rock holders okay i'm about to do the same dumb thing i did before don't do that oh is this the crane yeah so i don't know how it works i just wanted to get it down so i see what does this do what am i doing it lowered a little bit wait is this as high as a oh no oh so we're gonna have to build oh god okay so it needs to be higher right yeah i need to build like a platform up do you want me to destroy the crane no no well yeah we'll eventually have to destroy all of it we aren't going to get that rope back so i don't think that's breaking art what if i got to drop a tree on it is that what i have to do yeah this is breaking it i broke it it doesn't look broken to me why is this so much more durable to us than it was for them they went and sneezed and our [ __ ] whole wall came in ah wasn't it is this one better wait put a hole in it that'll break it if we've learned anything about the whole thing it's that the whole thing definitely just destroys everything oh no oh come on see why didn't it do that when i was looking at the gazebo come on come on come on close this come on oh no i thought mark how did you make an indestructible bridge what did you do there she goes okay oh my gosh i guess we get those logs back dude why don't we get these logs back i don't know man i don't know yeah oh you're doing it differently okay i was just grabbing if you if you strafe right and spam grab you uh you you scooch it why are you building stairs on this side oh i see what you're doing what no you do it i'm not questioning you engineer bob's inclination was correct bob's inclination was correct i'm glad you're acknowledging my inclinations do the engineering don't do the work let us let the men do the work let the adults touch the stuff okay you just you just draw your pretty little pictures well now it sounds condescending though try to get into the conversation walls make a big gate if you hit r on it before you build where are you hearing that from uh there's a bird that flew by it landed on my tentacle armor don't trust those birds don't trust them all right mark while you're doing this i'm gonna stick the ground and get some rocks over here all right sounds good man sounds good gotta make sure i got all that slang shot ammo and all the coins that come out of the dude people who work jobs are idiots get yourself a stick get yourself some old t-shirts and wrap them around that stick stab the ground and you will literally dig up all the money you will ever need i'm not a logs if you finish your engineering we can put them on from the other side well no probably not yeah i need that i need to get ups build the drawbridge then i'll build a bridge i'm gonna take one of these sleds there's logs over on the other end of our little area i'm just gonna go deforest the rest of this you know okay best of luck if i find another human crab i'm [ __ ] done there's a rock in the water you can fully parkour over here from the rock okay good move good move good move oh oh my god i just realized the angle's off is it how many logs are you all wasting over there no it's fine it's fine we're gonna make it work that's workable yeah it's not bad but the approach yeah it's fine we'll make it work it's fine it's just fine okay so if i oh why is it so crooked it's so crooky oh but then it pluck i can raise it was it working oh my god are you winning son okay but that's not the right angle uh this but the staircase to get okay can we walk can we move oh okay all right okay all right okay okay all right okay okay okay all right i'm currently looking at the fact that this this goopy sticky gross arm armor there's like veins or intestines that tie it to your forearm and you know what i very cleverly allowed myself to be injured by that man so i wouldn't have to look at or think about it anymore so if you could please stop subscribing smart of you that was very smart i would appreciate that okay this looks good stunning success even uh it's a little uneven and it's bugging me so it's slightly off i'm redoing it are these where you actually want us to start building no no no no i've ruined it i've ruined it i gotta start over again oh god oh god it's gotta be perfect i don't think that build the drawbridge don't look at me okay what no oh accidentally made a little nubbins i made a nubbins on it i made a nubbins it was not perfect it was not perfect i swear it you would have hated it no i think it would have been fine because it would have existed how do we get more cloth is it just do we just get that from going to the camps their their camps and grabbing it was that how we were getting yeah yeah there's lots in the camps oh my god there's so many rocks over here i'm gonna fill this sled with as many rocks as humanly possible mark i yes love you and you're doing great work but how long is this going to take the engineering is only half the battle don't no is it is it oh my god what could you possibly not be happy with beautiful mark look at that i needed to make it one wide or so that it would even on both sides shot i got one shot a chance one opportunity i can no longer see the other side so i'm doing this one blind guys i figured out how you stock rocks how do you stock rocks with a sled you sled the rocks and stock them with the slime and i'm cold i'm gonna go home it's probably because you're soaking wet what happened am i going i'm dying of hunger and thirst i'm fine yeah you got you gotta eat a brilliant mind man i'm fine to find this is a much better idea if i build it from the side where there already is the bridge i can just line it up perfectly and uh that's true that's true actually never mind oh it won't let me we should test to make sure a slug can actually go on this because there's a bit of a gap here we can always build another platform on the other side that'll that'll match that up so i'm not too concerned about that side but i am concerned about this side uh mark there's glowing fire behind you in the woods i have time i don't know where they went but they're over there okay this is the one there's a bunch of skulls and i don't really know do we can we build skull storage it's just a thing i don't even know what we can use i guess we use them for totems and some of the weapons but i don't know what else skin rack armor rack arrow basket bone basket maybe they can play bone basket oh god why oh someone please light i'm one click away from getting it but i'm shaking because i'm cold i think you're alone dude got it okay oh it's fine that was my last shot we should go to sleep mark you're ready for a nap yeah yeah i'm coming back oh yeah anyway i'm gonna build us some storage in the base god all right i'm sleeping are we sleeping is sleeping already yes hello you guys sleep i mean it's almost morning we might as well stay awake at this point oh i'm already in bed broseph i mean this just means that the next night we're gonna push our sleep even farther back so ah that's true all right you talked me out of it all right well let's just warm up around the campfire then shall we yeah that sounds good you want to hear a ghost story song i would like a ghost story song i know a guy called jimmy big bones used to wear these giant headphones and then one day his headphones didn't fit so jimmy went down shopping but the butcher he was chopping he killed jimmy and no one else knows [ __ ] what's my song what what song you guys enjoyed it were you what did you do before you came on this island wade what was your job oh carpenting carpenter used to build houses uh sometimes over suspicious dirt mounds in yards but so long as you weren't a butcher right you weren't i didn't really want to get into the family business you know i'm gonna finish this bridge all right see you guys uh out there when i'm done wait i see the fires you were referring to um yeah possibly problematic all the logs are over there and i want them but they're there so are there bad guys over by you uh on the other side the bridge isn't done yet so uh we're okay for now i'm just gonna raise this up i love this lift this this drawbridge idea is is stellar but there are definitely people on the other side of this i guess i don't know what else skulls are for it's yeah it's basically just totems or um decoratives or the the what there's one weapon the one like melee weapon you can make what i don't know yeah i don't know what totems oh god what oh oh no guys please come quick mark are you in some sort of trouble oh my god please come quick now okay we're going buddy they can throw fire oh are they burning down your bridge no you get in the water they they miss but they were they can throw fire i was unaware that they could throw a fire they're on the right away they can throw fire mark i see you constructing a new bridge oh i see him over there no it's not it's the same bridge i didn't finish it before okay okay but you see the error but i'm gonna leave it there because it's a bit of charm but i'm not happy about it that bridge is perfectly lined up except for the nubbins and i hate the nubbins what nubbin oh i see what nubins are talking about yeah it's gonna bug me every single time we cross this bridge yeah the nubbins kind of look like [ __ ] and i i wish you'd lined it up a little bit better but honestly you did pretty good thank you i tried you can call it honestly for for a first time bridge builder you're doing pretty damn good i mean this is technically my third bridge but you wear headphones very often oh you know on a kid you got a lot of bones you're wearing you know yeah you kind of wear what you can find and sometimes you just have a corpse and you know it's like i'm gonna dig a hole or just toss on a fire and then also there's a bunch of bones and it's like i could go hunt some lizards or you could just wear the bones of our fallen enemies you know [Music] i was supposed to be getting more cloth that's the thing i remember now yeah i could go into the camp away from waiting uh go go i'll go get it yeah i'll go with it yeah no no wait no you say there you go you're doing god's work oh i'm almost out of cloth though no i'll get i'll get some for how much you need oh i don't know 50 60 all right gotcha yeah i'll get all right cool cool in a bit then later mark where are we gonna go i don't know i don't know i think he killed i think he i think he's the guy the big bold guy do you think he's the one who killed my son is your son dead do we know for sure i mean it's definitely dead at this point i just don't know how it happened it's been like two weeks yeah it's been it's been a while kids can't survive on their own that long actually not timmy's [ __ ] idiot was i got a picture a kid's drawing of someone giving a gun to a child very confusing cool i dip my hand in paint hi wade what brings you to this camp uh it's not a picture what is that what was that sound i just started like probably someone with eight legs you know creeping up behind you probably it was six legs okay pretty sure it was eight i'm pretty sure you don't even know how to count oh uh this town is occupied yeah this town is occupied by the way oh boy there you go where are you guys oh you guys are over there well you're at the you're at the place where the cloth is yeah i'm getting the cloth but i'm currently being pursued yeah i really appreciate you clearing this out made a lot easier for me to get some cloth you're welcome whoa oh there's an athlete over here too mark there's more gas yeah that's great okay i'm going back to the bridge is he still behind me uh yeah oh you're welcome oh mark he brought friends you wanna help me jesus no no no i don't no actually no i'm uh busy with my own stuff all right oh eight legs oh eight legs wait one let me count one two three bob was right it was six well if he's dead or at least i'm happy to know that he knows i was right oh yeah i see it oh god it's six legs right it's six it is six wait can you confirm that get real close you confirm that for us one two three four five i see five man this one's number six god this drawbridge would oh it's not you didn't you didn't sit next to the bridge you got you just why did you know there's a charger why didn't you finish the bridge are you guys we have camp along we have a hop a long path oh my god yeah we gotta hop on guys all right oh my god oh it nailed me oh what is that big baby what is that he's like you guys are just being magic oh don't don't you dare you're [ __ ] no we're fine we're fine we're fine i don't know what happened it did a belly flop and then i never saw it again so i guess it ran away either way i'm gonna finish this bridge i guess wait how did that just happen what mark i have concerns about the bridge oh it's not done that's what he said oh it's not constructed but there's no it looks 100 done doesn't it no no watch this now it's oh baby what actual perfection is this oh it's so close it's so close but hey it works right yeah that's beautiful i love this gap isn't a problem that's the only thing is there a card over here already yeah there is right here well this just looks terrible okay let me uh let me make this real quick oh i'm stuck oh god hey hey everything the hell man i'm driving the bliss oh god who gave me a license should we keep the stairs is that a way for them to like get over to us no i think those are fine it's the ramparts you know yeah yeah it's the ramparts or the ramparts we watched you know you know what i'm saying wow we well we gallantly streaming yeah they're gallons i'm gallantly streaming i don't know what you guys are doing oh we're gallantly streaming i feel pretty gallant that's everyone's vocab word of the day gallant what's it mean you might ask [ __ ] googly lazy shits when you buy milk at the grocery store that's a gallant of milk [Laughter] i [ __ ] knew that would make you laugh hey mark i got this for you all right i had to build it stupid but you know this whole thing is stupid so you didn't build it stupid at all dude it's amazing that's fine we just need two more logs well nobody liked my gallant of milk joke come on that was fine it was good oh i hate it oh see you're sending mixed signals here mark i gotta be honest i'm gonna stick us so hard you're gonna oh i'm gonna i'm gonna make a sledge full of sticks hang on this is the real test i feel like right here and it's not done okay uh oh oh oh oh oh no no no no no no no no no no i have some i have some complaints oh god in heaven what's happened to me okay all right what's the problem what's the complaint what's the convince what is what is that what is happening it won't go where are you going where are you going where are you going where are you going i don't know man bad stuff is happening man i don't know maybe i need to wait no i've got it mark you can fix it if you just go like this and then fall onto it and then the sledge does that and then you oh no and then you hang on hang on i got this hang on hang on i got this are you and then you're like sledge oh goodness me oh there we go nope didn't do it is it all the way i get to i can fix it mark hang on i've if you if you if you just use these stairs this is fine this will be fine this will be fine you just force it up to the top of these stairs parkour style hang on hang on this will work this will work this will work i'm saving it mark i'm saving your i'm saving your beautiful bridge and then you go like this and then go over here okay there we go oh look mark it works hey i did not break anything oh it doesn't work from this side mark we're gonna need more stairs so you're telling me this car just doesn't go on drawbridges is that what i'm understanding here what if we cut a hole in the drawbridge will that fix it man we really should have tested that [ __ ] oh can you build the bridge foundation part any higher do you have any control over that because i think the problem is that the hitbox for the the lifty part is just higher than the sliding hitbox bridge part okay can you can you build it any higher up well let's experiment with this small nub inside because yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah if it doesn't work here then i'm gonna take some time to fill this with sticks and you fix it in the meantime okay there that's gonna be fine mark it's gonna be fine don't worry about it dude i swear i put all that effort i thought it was going to be a funny joke for a second i didn't think it was just not going to work well i wish case we could sled to here and then just empty the [ __ ] out into another yeah we can have a one side sled and another side sled and we'll just have to we'll just have to have different side sleds it's a workaround to our stupid workaround we just had a normal bridge i can't believe we had a normal bridge and we're like maybe we put a door on it no listen ambition in engineering is not a is not a fault it's be you're you're you're ahead of your time sir yeah we just didn't take into account stupid stupidness of not being able to take a [ __ ] sled across this goddamn thing we need four more for separation this one's off but eight yeah oh don't you six or seven or eight legs some number i can't tell some number of legs is coming oh uh do you get it okay uh don't have this oh i gotta get the sled wait but we can't test it from that side that's not how this works it's like oh they're throwing fire yeah time to go oh god i'm sorry i'm coming no there's fire on it oh there's so many stumps i'm dodging quick this come on this is my top speed so you can't go from that side i just want to let you know yeah ah [Music] there's so many sticks on there mark there's so many sticks wait can you i can't seem to save anything that i build but you can still save your money this video is sponsored by yada savings and i know when i say savings that sounds really boring but yadda's mission is to somehow make saving money fun and the mad lad somehow managed to actually do it i use yada myself i love it i find myself checking it every night to see if i've actually won a prize and that's all it is it's a savings account and the more money that you save the more chances you have to win a prize bad time air conditioner that's it 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Length: 25min 50sec (1550 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 04 2021