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previously on raft i want to do something about the organization of the chess here because it's i know it's hell all right mark i got an inventory full of stuff is your system ready why are all these beats over here by the biofuel container we're working on it all right mises clay you said gazes clay and other knee looking type things his group was the organization working hard hey mark does the seagull really go into town on your flowers do you guys not like my organization assistant i love it i've got a blip for oh i got the new island look at this it's like civilization up there dude there's a bicycle schlong machine oh but wait there's a tear deck falcon is there something incredible on this island that i should pay attention to because i'm getting another organization tactical monster near the bicycle squad worth me stopping organizing is it worth it you should check it out you should keep this mark you should check it out you should peep this mark oh god was there a book oh no that's a building oh no i can change your signs are you changing myself no i would never do that the bicycle schlong machine but be careful rocks are raining from the sky oh what the hell there it is it's a bird yeah but it it it throws things with its it's a bird yeah yeah i did say to him that it was a bird and he heard what he wanted what is here different terrorism pterodactyl look at it and it's rocks i said a pterodactyl falcon parrot because i realized that it was a bird halfway through my sentence still doesn't make any sense it's not what it is it's a fracking excuse you are turner ah i'm dying now on the boat where are you oh why are these birds so mean mark i'm getting lazy and i'm kind of starting to ignore your organization already is that good so long i know you did you did you great work buddy excellent work really it's so easy we're all proud of you i don't understand what goes in knees what doesn't go in the knees oh there's look like knees it's simple it's literally bitch-ass bird dropping rocks on me i don't like that can you guys turn the lights back on uh mark our potatoes knees head or potatoes are cooked or poop that's where potatoes go oh oh that's poop poop is for biofuel you can't attack the boxcar children guys i found a kitchen on a cliff that's kind of cool did you guys did you guys go clinically insane as i was organizing did something happen while i was away you're the one who didn't pay attention to what was happening you you did and pay attention to us hey bob so it's my friend rock explosion you can open doors in these like little box cars and their stuff i just want to get underneath of oh you can oh wait i can't open doors in the little box guard some of them some of the things oh shooting clothes and open the little yeah little wachoukas and there's washikis in there no no mark over here come come look out the window like it's a house and we live together okay oh [ __ ] oh it left wait it went is this this way look out this oh there's another house there man this house sucks when we were gonna move you said you were gonna make a life for me look ah this is all moving way too fast i just wanted something casual where'd it go there was a deer up here some sort and i spook it did you scare it i heard a scream i can't the bow kill the terror bird no no oh no look it's coming at me wait wait honey uh huh this is interesting we need explosive powder babe yes you're not looking at the the cute where we were i see you remember where it happened it's a goat we need that goat we can milk it we can milk you oh i was going to kill it i should not kill it how do we go with the goat yeah yeah yeah yeah i got it i got it we gotta milk the goat to make our bucket shovels for i don't know why do we make for does goatee chicken wing hold on i need i can make this i can do it i this is my time it's almost like i was made for this did anybody got net we got a lot of bees here we could get more honey squoosh i need to make a netcast a what i've got a net launcher but i need to i need to get the nets that you load it with okay i hit the burb once do we need explosive powder for that we might need explosive powder for that how do you make explosive powder i think it might be one of those items we find you know like because story islands usually have items like the tnt and that other one ow dick oh god there's gaps oh god there's gaps be careful on that bridge there's gaps mind the gaps i'm battling the burb oh it's targeting mark no target me why me come here you ate hole it's like a shrimp yeah i look that's what do you even listen new pieces it landed come here require kill it i will slice your ass so hard they'll never find it what is a zipline part and you're gonna slice the ass into pieces or you're gonna slice it whatever it come here you piece of [ __ ] come here i killed it no i didn't i did i did it oh i no my heart can't take this is it dead are there more no that's not dead it's a real piece of [ __ ] that's really squishy but it was like six arrows oh it's i think it's targeting you right now good thing your stupid rocks don't do very much damage idiot oh my god he disappeared he's a wizard i'm scared of the bird now he's a wizard he landed on the side of a mountain and disappeared oh he started another wizard i can tell you that that bird's magic is not of this world he didn't like me very much oh i got this head bro oh this head broth stew is gross you were not lying about the the gaps in the bridge yeah watch out for those this this cooked chicken breast is a little too veiny for my uh yeah the bird does go for the boat he's a real dick yeah i wish we had zipline things there's so many zip lines here yeah uh is there like a anyone see a blueprint or something like that there's got to be a pretty enthralled in my bird battle right now gotcha idiot this is a what oh is that a chicken no yes no no it's dead i did it that was really good that bird have explosive powder in its head i'm falling down a mountain carefully okay there's a lot of like chickens on this island if we ever get the livestock up and running battery charger part i will kill you ooh i got batteries new stuff note yes i'm just staring at this bird that i murdered oh god i'm having a horrible flashback i remember something when i was playing this before many many another lifetime ago i was told that in order to get explosive powder we have to hunt for like some really dangerous fish in the water like a puffer fish or something i'm pretty sure it's how we get the explosive powders they're only around islands there's like one or two they're very dangerous they're very damn what it smells like they can like one shot kill you no joke they like one shot kill you but we have to kill it and get it for the explosive powder i think sounds like a lie i think d live told me about it in another life that guy lies all the time eli yeah eli told me but he was truth and he was d truth at that point i don't believe guys i gotta never mind it's not exciting i got something but you won't care try this out come on it can't be that bad oh sure sure now you want to hear about my day i do yeah why is there something killing me probably the bird no i was bees it's bees there's a there's a building with a like a tarp over it on the far side of where i am i that's it's probably the special buildings that we need to get like for the blueprints and whatnot oh i got a shovel okay i got a shovel oh good oh we need that yeah there's a hole in the top there's trouble stuff off that lamar's legumes canned goods look at this terrible con like convention of naming there's some scrap metal in here with the dirt sorry are you mocking the branding of the peanut company in this post-apocalyptic wasteland yes absolutely what we need multiple explosive powders there's got to be some of those evil fish in the water we need something i there's a huge sack that says rice on it here that i see one oh god my ankles i see a puffer fish i'm afraid of it please continue narrating your every move where do we get zipline is the big question uh bobby dying if i jump will this kill me i'm jumping body dying i did it what i got i got two explosive goos hey and i got a new head oh thank god we have the head box and a new nose you know what mark i mocked you but you were right thanks man what was i right about that's fine it doesn't matter all right i did something useful wow mark i'm so thirsty okay am i am i supposed to do something about that mark i'm just letting you know because i'm here now okay i don't know when we live together oh man this this shark has just been taking advantage of our lackadaisical nature oh dear wow it's working towards the engines great word thank you all my flowers oh my flowers [Music] good job guys we need we need swimming equipment we got to go deep there's so many crisis is happening right now i can't even emotionally handle this oh oh now we're getting elvis wade elvis it's been a while since we got elvis wade wow oh yeah i remember now i don't like it yeah i don't like elves no one does you can't just make jokes that are funny like that stick to the usual material god inside somebody dry this you know what i gotta draw i gotta smelt the explosion i you have to put i'm sorry you have to put the explosive powder into the place where the fire is well no no it's not powder now it's goo i gotta powder the goo oh well it's still explosive though then no not yet yes i don't know it seems like yes is the word that you're looking for who's on his boat with me is this a good look what look what happened to you you've changed and why do i love it yes oh hit him with the 360. wow thanks for the smooches please never do it again though come on powder me daddy what what do you need what what are you looking for i'm cooking the goo explosive goo it's cooking over here oh okay wade's about to blow us all up okay good i was hoping actually i'm we we yes you know use your words uh-huh i can't i'm too a [ __ ] sighted oh you [ __ ] so like [ __ ] excuse me i've got the powder if you're gonna do that you have to at least do the rest of the reference come on now that's the reference i don't get it i don't clamp blindfold get it yeah yes white is so hard for whatever he's doing right now dude you have no idea my nips are in my loins and their own fire like that all right dirt done mark where does feathers go feathers grandmother who's shocked at every new thing she hears from a very slow no i don't like that i don't i have leftovers i have a bowl of leftovers that says it didn't turn out very well is that that's bad this is gonna really suck when i miss this one shot i get to take what what are you trying to capture a goat ah do we have a pen for it do we need to make a pen for it we probably do all right cool is that my job are you all just leaving that to me am i do i have yes uh i mean do you want me to be honest with you or do you want me to say that i'm going to help captain i do what you say it's fine i guess okay let's not have that in my hands because it will only end horribly wait wait before you do anything let me come watch so how do we make the pen do you need any resources brother mark uh pen i don't know what a pen even is is it just like you build some walls and then put it there and it won't be able to get out i have no idea oh are you going for it and i want to see your failure while you do that i'm about to go on the adventure of a lifetime yeah oh my god oh i gotta go tonight oh my god wait carrying a goat you gotta go oh my god what do i do what do i do i've gotta go i think maybe if you just put it on the boat it'll just it won't it can't swim maybe it won't swim maybe it won't swim maybe you just have to carry the goat from here on out that's also an option wait where'd you go well like where'd he goat right guys dude why don't you mention that because i'm gonna go jokes like that without warning me yeah well can i swim with a goat i mean i hope so or else you're not getting it onto our boat that's on the water also if you can swim with the goat your legs are chunky oh yeah look at these legs all right goodbye guys what no mark there's a goat go by it's too late for me where's the pen going why i'm going because someone told me to follow the pipe that that bike was connected to and it just goes down yeah that's where we need the flippers and the oxygen i'm saying if you see a puffer fish don't let it touch you but kill it and get that sweet goo the sweetest supposed to kill it without touching it yeah i'm just i'm gonna avoid it oh this is terrifying i hate it oh god it's subnautica all over again oh god i hate it oh it just keeps going down i don't honestly know wade i'm gonna look at the research thing real quick hang on oh there's a seagull being a real a-hole over here oh okay this is the worst thing that's ever happened to a human that's probably not true uh there's a lot of puffers down here no wait what did you do i lost the goat why did you do that oh never mind i can just pick it up i can just hold it now but now it's not tied up is it is it your baby is my i this came out of me i don't like that that's not good i got an infirmary key i got a zipline part we got ziplining overplayed well played oh good nice oh my [ __ ] god you okay the thing exploded oh my god hey we have what we need to learn about oh god i'm not dead oh did you just waste my puffer fish you just shut up i am trying to survive i don't care about your life i care about my puffer fish i don't care if i come home i'm going to kill your goat i'm going to eat your goat don't it doesn't like hive stories hive stories the stairs i had to climb the stairs to put the goat down and it won't jump off because it doesn't like stories explain it again i didn't get it wait i see what you're doing here i see hang on hang on hang on i got i got your back sister don't even you don't you even i got a bowl of soup underwater oh well you all right mark i was eating a bowl of soup under water it was really funny all right wait god we have a goat problem wade where is it it's up by the trees for some reason okay i'm gonna make us i'm gonna make a goat home a goat home yeah i'm gonna make a goat home okay while you do that i'm gonna go check out the infirmary i got the key to it all right we have a goat trapped we have a goat how do we prisoner i found it crop plots okay i can craft one grass plot oh yeah the grape put it in here put it in here i need to get i need to find more dirt so we need to do we have dirt in any of your chests yeah i think it's in knees thank god for your organization mark can i just say that oh look at all this dirt dirty knees look at these you know anything that could be associated with knees too like dirty knees that could be probably medical supplies for bruised knees and scrapes and scraped knees oh my god organization this uh i did oh my god you're gonna have so much grass you will never not know what it's like to not grass little goat soon you just provode for your goat so aggressively look oh my god it's so grassy can you check the uh research table see if uh zipline department became part of wait did you name this goat guys what do you want me to see on the research table i'm looking to see if there's zipline tool there there's not what i found zipline maybe it's like the one building we went to where like you just find the parts and it happens oh is it is there multiple oh it's probably multiple parts or something yeah because there's the only things we can research now are healing self good healing salve backpack leather helmet leather body armor do i need to shave my goat do you shear goats no way no i'm pretty sure your sheer sheep also mark we can now build a metal detector that's where the ziploc bars are did you shovel up here did you shovel i shoveled by the goat let's make a metal detector okay we need a battery and scrap yeah you can use a dead battery you can use a dead battery for that how do we charge batteries though um don't worry about it you can make a dead oh yeah mark we have a goat in a grass patch oh god that's so cute right look at what his name is idk it's got oh my god how do we make a bucket can we milk it oh [ __ ] it you could probably make the yeah bucket scrap rope plank i got it i bought it don't any else do it i'm doing it okay okay i was gonna use a cup but i think a bucket's north yeah cup probably wouldn't milk it into one cup come on milk into this cup all right is everyone is everyone here ready to see me milk yeah wait do you see how pr wait mark you did this recently you know you're pregnant with milk the boobs are or whatever the others they really don't have four that i saw but yeah go for it milk that milk that goes and it really shrank the boobs oh my god who needs some milk slap it in my mouth my stupid pee brain remembered something what do i do with milk milk broth fish stew you can make stews stews blues yeah stews you make stews you lose wow uh anyone make a metal detector all right uh someone with a shovel come help me i'm gonna meddle you sh dig i think is how it goes my flowers stop oh we got my other flower oh no all right i'll guard the fort since i'm the only one who's not an idiot i got him sorry mark but he got you all right wait he got me just try to bolster my esteem oh you might want to come with us for a moment though if we go back up to the goat land uh i've got the explosive powder to put in that big explosive keg thing oh yeah i do want to see that oh yeah i do want to see that oh yeah i wanted to see that first so i also wanted to see that yeah i don't have to be first on one first i said it first that i wanted to be there first yeah but i i i don't care about the order it's a long time i was first that's great and i agree there's no medal up here no medal none of this is metal this is it there's no metal i want a good view of this don't i'm coming wait hurry up hang on wait has been lit oh god way better hurry wait what's gonna happen now okay i'm here i'm hiding behind mark okay i'm gonna get a good one wait what oh there's a ghost and it's floating away there's a ghost we probably need whatever that is go to that island um jump in it oh it's not water oh my [ __ ] ankles wait oh that's not one yeah so how do i kill a puffer fish oh it's looking at me use your use your stabbies did you guys really just jump off the mountain with the the shovels oh i got the shovel i jump in the water though the water water water water how do i fix how do i fix puffer fish i'm dying just don't die just be stay strong oh i have one health did you go to the top of this island where the soul is that we need no i couldn't quite figure out how to get up what if it's a dementor just be careful it might suck out your soul pick up zika is it flying part is that what it was yeah oh we just need one more i bet i bet i got a better tom helmet and a zipline party i bet it's uh has to be metal detected wade mark wait what is this sir what what is this what's mark mark come on wait i just jumped off i'm i'll come to you wait no there's a crate no no dude there's a crate down there god oh okay those look crazy you see wait bob turn around look what i was trying to tell you about i i mark i would have died if i landed on that i don't have any health what is what is this what get look this just this major tom what is that i think it's a space exploration thing i don't know you know ground control the major tom anyway i've got a red light on i'm going to try to find this metal detectee so do we have more corresponsive powder oh no we do not cuz there's another one right so we have to successfully kill another blowfir that's the thing shovel person with shovel yeah that's me it's me i'm the shovel it's the thing shovel thing okay where you set this thing i can't get on top can you grab on my shoulders you jump up and i'll try and shove in under you when you get up oh that works hey all right well i don't have a shovel so oh wait do you do you keep doing it yeah and then you do it your own self nice okay um why am i the only idiot who can't make this happen you hate another verse are you are you holding anything i can can you hold some stuff for me sure you know biofuel and some stuff why do you just have this there's for chess wait you got it all from that there's a chess i will never forgive you i just got it nailed dirt oh when you say it like that well okay wade follow me because i i'm i'm going for the uh i'm here too there's a beep around here somewhere okay we gotta go up to go around follow me you got it beep mind the gaps beep beep beep beep beep three b we got three lights over here four lights five lights okay six we're close oh okay went down hi guys mark you just ran by a raptor pigeon i know it's like a chicken or something i don't know we could put that on with the goat i know there's a summoning circle in here is that good oh this requires three zipline parts but we only have two ziplining parts well found a battery charger it's uh oh it's up deep rip yep wait no [Music] you just did it look it's it's like right where i'm standing right where i'm standing are you sure it's not inside this thing no right here it's right here just dig right there where's the boat there you guys there it is was that a was that a dig it up we do it almost one more there you go what'd you get uh titanium leather titanium that was fancy titanium cool we've never had that have we okay oh hey friends you're over there yeah we're over here oh god the birds are back yeah fine they're no bother but we didn't get another zipline part wait yeah wait what do we need to make another canister there's a something something though for fish i need puffer fish there's something here i think we can capture what yeah look at this turkey it's like a turkey gobbling around look at this yeah there's a little rafter pigeon look look at him look look no one look no one's looking i saw it we saw it we look now for my own enjoyment oh oh hey okay i'm looking where are you at bob no i gave up oh i don't know which way you are is i found that thing where we need the zip line parts for guys yeah you already know already what hey look there it is bob i see it just by you oh you're seeing it yeah you seen it oh yeah oh i see it i found the world's stupidest plumbing system and a note are you at my house again is it your face oh wait was better i gotta make a trip to the boat i want to head to the boat as well i found a puzzle oh that was a bold one now ow that was a real jump i just took there was a bold oh hey look at these docks we could have yeah we could have parked over here yeah yeah i'm about to solve a puzzle up here great job mark well hey okay follow that yellow line down you see the yellow line where the water's doing at this thing and uh get to the bottom there there's like a well down there make sure the last piece is in the right alignment and go down there what if it's not a line then align it if you can yeah i hear solution is that you boys i'm solution he's just trying to get the sploosh in the right spot there we go okay yep yep it's in the well water is hitting the well okay good there's something in the well i think it just needs to rise i can't pick it up my inventory oh zip line part i can pick that up oh wait wait three or three wait you solved it good job thanks bob what do we do now up in the top middle there's a thing that will open now there's a crafty bench where you got to put the three zipline parts i think to make the zip line well let's go do that yeah yeah oh why did i follow you i don't know [Laughter] you can only hold one salmon salad salmon salad i didn't cook that for you where'd you get that yeah what what harlot was cooking you salmon salad i found it i swear this a bit's really hard for my brain to comprehend for some reason hang on you oh no does she do the thing that i won't do it that's the one i'm gonna do the zipline thing maybe i did the zipline thing wait i'm coming i wanna look too late there's a zipline tool but i didn't have room in my inventory so i threw it oh hold on [Music] how's the zipline you having fun yeah oh god why am i still exploring i have a zipline tool i mean require a zipline tool that's literally what i have i think you got to put it as an equipment thing oh oh i see oh i'm hoping that there's water over the wait a minute i'm trapped on the zipline oh my god that's terrifying what you bounce off the end yeah oh you gotta jump on no you gotta jump off or you just bounce all right i like that that's kind of cool i mean i appreciate the real pigs we need nets there's pigs over here i get more puffers yeah guys there's pigs what's up murder pigs no wait a minute i don't know if we want these pigs they're not very friendly are they christ i guess uh oh there's another literally it turned on me stomped its foot and then was like i took my hand off the keyboard no i'm dying to a pig okay all right that's fine wait we can research cheers battery charger yes i got some healings to have yes i found that titanium ingot oh mark we need your we need yours you need my titanium bring your indies [Music] i got a mayor's chest key is that good that sounds great i gotta know thank you um yeah cool stuff now if i had an extra net where would the net go is that a toe well net interesting i haven't set up that place just yet it'll be a shoulder for now in time yes that's good good good so i'll put the salmon salad upstairs bob i didn't touch it because you didn't make it good good damn right good i feel really bad for even touching it should feel like a scumbag i do there's a murder pig up here too i found a diggy hole it's by the death pigs mark friend i need to ask you another question holy frick they climb rocks what guys consider glass glass that's part of honey scam is that what it's called yes mark which one are you exploring i'm coming back home need water all right there's a lot of diggy holes on the on the high part of the island i might die i actually i i'm about to expire from lack of thirst from flashback lack of awareness of thirst i've never been less thirsty in my life help me uh please god if i collapse please collect my body i'm very far where are you i don't know i should probably fill those up i have no idea where i am i'm pointing i cannot the boat is down if you can go down oh my god i'm going to die and i'm in the most isolated corner that i where am i no please not like this no no how did this happen to me i'm literally at the farthest most isolated i was walking it was gonna be right around the corner please come get me boat come to me near the main house we're definitely gonna come get you soon so that's for sure please the mayor's house i don't know where well that's where i was so all right so you're up high no i'm by the water line okay good because the mayor's house is literally at the top part below and near the mayor's house okay you're behind a pillar of some sort yes okay i i fell down and it was some weird scrap metal dilapidated area it looked like almost like barbed wire sussing it out it really was very strange this place that i went to and by the weird scrap metal structure keep going through there through here if you're if you're going towards the docks it's the wrong way so you should i don't know where the [ __ ] i'm going okay just keep going no there's a back to the ghost no no no were you by the goat no did you zipline down mark no i jumped i was i was stumbling i couldn't have gone that far because i i was so thirsty i i literally are you right on the water line you said yeah gotcha oh hey here he is you found him look at this idiot where was he way over here in the far corner literally area where are you at wade over here he was way over there by the edge what was he doing yeah i don't know some kind of idiot that's not even close to a direction where you would go if you were drowning and needed they're dying of thirst my orientation from the bears house to the boat to the outer ocean instead of accurate but your location was stupid well yes but i i i'm not proud of this moment i'm not proud you should no i could just leave you somewhere i don't have to bring you to a bed i have not been i've been perfectly cordial i admit my mistakes all right all right well you should kind of you shouldn't be talking to the mayor this way you're not the mayor just because you died near the mayor's house no you didn't even die near the mayor's house you died closer to the goat that's true it would have been much more convenient if you just died near the mirror the thing is i am actually yeah take a nap the mirror is okay oh my god look at our beautiful goat baby look at our beautiful girls look there's no grass in this corner bow to your mayor i will oh my god you see i hate everything about this do you see the truth do you have to point are you doing that i'm pointing at our future how do you how do you point is that part of the mayor is this comes with the territory oh my god i point us towards our destiny you're still wearing flippers listen don't try to mock me do you hear how we're cackling at you i'm barely even laughing i'm listening like a demon over here i'll show you a cackling well look at me i'm the man walking around his [ __ ] flippers like he's four years old the sound needs to be more prevalent with the flam flank plant flamp as daylight death approach we need to get some more food but i need to find more puffer fish look at me i'm the mayor i am the mayor i'm some kind of [ __ ] no i am not oh this is me the mayor talking this is how i talk who's putting who's putting hinges in weird places who's putting you just put an ingot there i'm sorry is that not metal all right i'll just calm down metal is only metal that isn't the metal that we want bob duh okay fine scrap i can say things too okay calm down mr mayor realized i changed it to scrap calm down the puffers respawn good i did a really good job fighting those last time i'm probably ready for this leftovers do not go in this container it's in the poop container behind oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god mark what are you rambling about like a psychopath the poop container is what that means nothing to me it's where the bible goes what it hurt me but it was dead i won well you shouldn't touch the teeth on a dead shark we've all learned a valuable lesson dude there's infinite explosives what there's the puffers they come back we can keep getting puffers but do we need infinity yes we gotta catch the chicken we gotta catch the pig we gotta where there's another barrel bob found i don't know i thought you said we needed another one bob did you not i thought you said we need another one i was asking oh i think there's something wrong with wade get a little man i think wade's getting ocean madness yeah no no no no you guys understand me you know i i think i am starting to understand when yeah we understand perfectly battery charger we should get that for sure definitely battery charger can be connected to fuel pipes we need more titanium but it has titanium we need one more piece of titanium i had to use one to research i only got four mark you need to make an oxygen tank to go with your flippies and get some more of this [ __ ] down here here take him i'm not at the boat take this take it away wait wait take him um wade take them this is awkward okay i know which one of us is which i know we've been and friends to you for a while now but i thought what do i do with these you got to put them on you got to go down wade what do you want to follow the penis the bike i know it's not what you wanted to hear especially from me but it's the sad truth of the matter cool story but we are very close to better charger we just need to find what am i going down for the scrap metal and i was hoping i don't i don't know how to find titanium mark found titanium i thought down there i got it from the mayor's chest when you guys found the mayor's key i was like i opened it up and there was titanium in there get away ah oh well is embarrassing this is awkward i mean it's more awkward you don't know your friends apart from each other but shut up bob he knows who we are yeah whatever i'm gonna go build a treehouse did you guys zipline everywhere by the way on a serious note just sorry to break it up probably not i don't know no i doubt it did you you went to the zipline one time it was to look for your unconscious body okay bob you went to the infirmary yes yes yeah you got all this have okay you got the sap so let me there's got to be another place here that we haven't zipped to i'm going back to mayor's house you're cutting out a lot so you sound drunk as well like i said i mean that's all i said so it's really okay that's good yep mark did you have no flowers planted currently no okay well then everything's hard no don't worry everything's fine and that's not real it's fine what it's you got lots of flowers buddies no problems oh yeah that's they're fine but they take my flowers i i couldn't imagine how what would happen to flowers and such an upstanding ship as this we don't have any flower seeds no we had seeds i think i've kept planning uh nope yeah we get back mark i really want to talk to you about your horrible system what's wrong with my system name one thing you'll you know what i will point it out to you wait do you have the critiques for mark's system i do mark is a genius he gets back here we are really good one thing i feel like it's better to have this talk face to face oh my god mark that sounds so serious this is pretty serious i've never heard him speak to you guys breaking up yeah bob what happened come on be nice i wouldn't i wouldn't know no not you wade oh right he wouldn't know you morons yeah that's what i say you say that's what i he says all the time that smart funny guy he's lost so much weight thank you people don't point that out enough do your laugh that cures cancer bob well now i don't want to come on no do it on command i command you oh no no i was gonna do it but uh who put beets and watermelon seeds in ingots well i saw that i did nothing about it i don't know that no mark um oh wait what is this what is this what yeah so now you're starting to see this system maya you're starting to see the system i had questions about huh i think you're starting to see the problems i was having yeah who yeah who did it wait so what's happening i thought you were just critiquing the organizational system i don't why is mark losing his entire mind yeah i wonder i wonder why what did you do bob innocent wait did it wade cool no that's not right wait how could you have done this to me oh wow it's wade's name all over everything he's talking to you not me no no that's a bit we know the we know who would do this who took all my goo hey wait mark did you read this one yeah see i wouldn't write that so you know that i had nothing to do with this he's got a point well mr mayor yeah wade loves that [ __ ] we gotta call it emergency meeting how do we do that i'm calling it put a wood plank in the scraps why is there a purifier here where's my explosive powder i crafted okay i want to point that out today please [Music] mark i feel like you're being a little dramatic what's happening someone stole all my my explosive powder and i uh it was not living for it in the fronds why is there a watermelon oh nobody knows what fronds are so it's not watermelon do you mean that there's a watermelon in the hashtag blame wades wait mark did you read this one this one's pretty funny i bet everyone would laugh at this one come read this this must be you know what maybe i want to take credit for this that's pretty funny right go home i'm gonna go home we are home this is where you live go home i gotta go i'm gonna go no man my mom is calling me inside i gotta go nah we're gonna go home now like someone is continually moving seeds into random spots i'm finding scenes everywhere i'm looking for this explosive powder here's your here's your exposure but for serious i only did a little bit i did i don't know what you're on everywhere all right how can i make this better mark tell me man this is a sweep net is not shoulder it's not weighed no okay wait a minute i'm with you on a lot of this sweep that knob being shoulder is the most arbitrary and capricious [ __ ] i've ever heard it's not shoulder i didn't make a tools chest yet sweep net is not shoulders where we really broke them that's that this looks like bob what looks like bob [ __ ] major tom it looks like bob no it doesn't wait where is he down by the stairs oh actually he's pretty cool i'll take that come up here to the kitchen table let's sit down and talk about this okay you can fix my chair okay that's not very conducive to us having conversations you got a bottle on your face you can't talk to the mayor that way okay fine hang on and move my chair now talk to me well i spent so much time on the organizational system and you just ruined everything okay what what did i ruin by changing the names half of which were jokes to begin with they were jokes it was appropriate naming systems what was the joke about planks scraps those were fine those were fine what was your stones what was useful about head shoulders knees and toes was literally heads sure sure we're having a counseling session okay counsel but do our animals need water uh the goat seems happy so far i don't know i need water there's water and grass can you guys counsel and look at my our new pet no no okay okay mark if i apologize how would that make you feel better okay i'll keep that on the table if you apologize to me how would that make you me feel why would i apologize to you uh i just trying to gauge where you're at emotionally how would it make me feel i need an answer bad it would make me feel bad if you apologize to me you feel bad i don't really we're talking about me right now don't be so shellfish mark well on a scale of one to ten one being you just had a satisfying poop and ten being you haven't [ __ ] for a week how are you feeling emotionally right now seven seven yeah yeah you you're oh you're halfway through the week okay and uh so if i give you the emotional x-lax of an apology will you go take this dump and leave this a ridiculous reaction in the past it's not a ridiculous reaction okay this is totally fine fine reaction will you let it go okay okay i am sorry that your stupid naming system offended me breaking everything i'm gonna break everything where's my hair no no no no okay that was the wrong approach that was the wrong approach hang on one minute no no no no i'm gonna break it let's go back to the counseling chairs understand what you're talking about everything that i contributed that is gone it's gone goodbye you i'm i built those i literally just built those ten minutes ago take the engines to i actually don't know what resources it took to build the edges i built them i'll take it back i'll build my own wrap it's going to be baby oh all right there you go yeah engine engine gun feel better yeah the where the nets don't work on the pigs oh i feel better oh are you over this nonsense then it's not nonsense but i'm going over this sense yeah thank you and i'm i'm over it everything's even okay why well i guess we don't need as much fuel now well i don't think the boat's gonna move what makes you say that uh you need two for the size of this uh i'll get the right one on it cap i'm gonna get i'll get there if you could just destroy some more blocks around here i might have a spare engine laying around in my ass pigs don't have meat oh wait did you pick it up maybe oh hey shark uh you can't just place it down no it doesn't fit back in the hole i think maybe there's something in the water underneath us obstructing it i think maybe we need to weigh anchor and uh move a little bit i don't know if we're going to be able to move we can [ __ ] we got sails we can shimmy that's true all right i'll raise anchor wait now hold on anchor it was raised i just i just raised it i just raised it all right raising anchor guys let's get off this god forsaken rock we are away hey um maybe maybe a reconsideration meeting is in in order can i we right we set aside our differences i yeah but don't set aside your weight yeah well oh yeah i got to remove the weeds i'll get a better organizational system that's fine that's good that's a good step maybe do that before you leave so i can get these bees what i'm not on the boat you know i don't know why you're always obsessed about how everything affects you did you hear what mark just went through yeah all right let's see if i can put this engine back the bees i think everything's going to be just oh fine oh god hey there we go hey ah the fuel jumped out of it though that's unfortunate okay we got plenty of biofuel we got lots of biofuel we're actually loaded to the tits with biofuel we just need we do need to get more flowers eventually power those bad boys up let's go to an island get some flowers guys i'm not there you hear something no not really oh no wait are you doing all right no i'm not on the boat that doesn't sound like a problem can you give us engines good friends yeah yeah you got a cabin on it well i'm in the water oh the shark is oh my god did he did he somehow hey we have a chicken oh somebody did some great work capturing the chicken cool chicken am i muted all right activate engine engines on we are away all right whoa [Music] you

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Length: 50min 50sec (3050 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 30 2020