Norm MacDonald on Dennis Miller 1998 best guest ever

yeah just thinking you know because that had that viagra thing out yeah and the other day but you know bob dole said came right out and said he was one of the first yeah and you know you don't want to hear about bob dole's [ __ ] you know i mean president clinton's [ __ ] bob dole's [ __ ] what the hell but mostly an old man like that an old man you don't want him to have a super hard [ __ ] you know what i mean why why because an old man you want him to be i got pipe going a newspaper the dog at his feet there well that in some corners is considered pipe oh but now they're going to have to create some goddamn pill that makes women arouse at the same [ __ ] 70 year old dude with a super hard cop you know what i'm saying it's crazy this is viagra it's insane and you know it's for infinite people right for impotent guys so get this the i read this the the the the pill can make your [ __ ] hard for four hours right so now who has before our hard [ __ ] the impotent the guy of us are [ __ ] me and you me and you got a regular cox meanwhile [ __ ] spade is you know [Applause] once there's too much [ __ ] talk i try to just zone out for a minute until it goes back the other way if there's too much cocktail this guy has fevered nightmares all night dreams i mean like sweaty fevered dreams from the cocktalk that's been all over his head why bury me twice he's killing me no he's a good man daddy raised it all right no he's a good fan who cares after all that that's nice that's the white out he puts on after he talks about you doing [ __ ] ups on [ __ ] for 18 minutes he's a good guy if you're a gay he's a completely straight guy he gets a lot of ladies you know that about him with the ladies don't say ladies women girls okay thank you ladies what are we [ __ ] on an fm station here he's john cornelius but he's gay guys man i was reading you know about this he's gay guys i haven't even said hi yet all right tell me tell me what it is with these gay guys i just read this thing about the michael uh you're reading a lot aren't you yeah i got a little time off now i read the news and this really strikes me about the gay community i don't know if they're a community man but um west hollywood yeah they're they're they're gay and it's you know george michaels he hangs around the bathroom he has sex with multiple guys this is no no no no no way you got to get it right i hangs around the bathroom and it was uh described as a lewd behavior but i don't remember sex with numerous guys well what is that what you took away from him what does he do what were you in the next stall i could have been just having a nice bathroom regular thing i don't know what lewd behavior is but i don't know that he was in there with numerous guys but we this is definitely a gay thing like because this is a pop superstar you know what i mean you're not gonna walk into a bathroom and all of a sudden farrah fawcett's like i love it what i'm saying is why why would a famous one what was she doing some sort of cervical belt sander thing or what was that oh guys they do that's what they do that's what ladies that i know do but good to know that prime time exposure is paying dividends there but i think that's what it is it's that the gay uh they that's why they have separate bathrooms let's face it if they had women and you know women as you call them i call them ladies if if you had them in the same bathroom like you go in the bathroom to do your business see a man about a dog there you know and you're you're in the bathroom you're in the bathroom all of a sudden a beautiful lady comes out oh here's my vagina and breasts you're gonna be hanging out that bathroom a lot so i don't blame anybody for anything can you believe ohmeyer didn't get him we're all the same man have you ever met omar since then john olmeyer i met once yeah after he fired me yeah then i went and visited him in his office which was it was it wasn't an office i've never seen him like a wet bar and a uh a bunch of weird sports trophy he's a big sports guy you know yeah so he explained it to me what happened but he did it all with sports stuff you know like he said ah man you see you're the number three hitter but now you're gonna be number eight and then uh later on uh ken griffey will show up i don't know what the hell he was talking about and then i said well man what the hell am i supposed to do and he goes i don't know just walk it off you know and uh i'll put it in sports terms while you got fired you were [ __ ] with oj too much that's exactly why you were fired man i don't know that's his buddy yeah it's his buddy yeah well that's why you got cam oj is a good guy i mean we gotta end on that army but there's what they'll remember you bye thanks for coming on nor mcdonald david straight stick around

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Views: 2,902,441

Rating: 4.8631978 out of 5

Keywords: Norm, MacDonald, on, Dennis, Miller, 1998, best, guest, ever

Id: R0d6oH5Lumc

Length: 6min 4sec (364 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 13 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/ITworksGuys]

Norm is literally one of the funniest guys of his generation.

His book is great too.

[u/ThatHappyGuy23]

Totally taking a gay bashing story about George Michael and turning it into a , "I don't blame anybody for anything" casual remark to remind us we are all just people. That's comedy at it's finest.

[u/biggusjimmus]

I do not miss Dennis Miller.

[u/Abaraxy]

Back when jokes where still oke

[u/BNC_Chaos]

Lmao this is golden xD