Norm Macdonald Met Larry Flynt At Correspondents' Dinner | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

thanks so much for coming norm people don't know this uh nor macdonald is uh not feeling well he's been sick but he was a real trooper and he showed up anyway i've been sick like three days i was barfing and had diarrhea and everything okay well we didn't need to know you could have said i've been uh feeling a little uh a little flourish yeah a little under the weather but you're feeling okay right now you know when you i got i kind of a hypochondriac so when i get sick i want to find out if i'm going to die you know from it and so i try to like uh think where did i get the sickness you ever do that yeah you figure out did i did i come in contact with someone you know how did i get it yeah did i get because i know like ross abrash's guy works up on saturday night live he was sick last week i thought maybe i got it from him i remember i ate some shellfish a few days ago and then yesterday i got stabbed with a rusty syringe by this 80 pound homeless guy probably ross abrash yeah if i'm guessing right yeah it was ross right it probably was him so you know do you know tanya addie who she works on your show i just talked to her yeah i don't know i don't talk to people on my show i deal with everyone through lawyers and intermediaries i'm like elvis in like 1976. i'm in a room with the shades drawn eating a lot of peanut butter shooting out tv sets holy lord yeah yeah go to town my friend uh what about her who you are feeling a little unwell i'm just trying to see if you remember her name sure what yeah i just told you yeah tanya yeah tanya what's your last name oh come on we got to get the show going now but she was telling me this is interesting she was telling me that you know that movie the elephant man yeah we were just talking about it backstage and i always thought it was a stupid movie and she said it's a really good movie and i said the stupidest thing in it is because you know that part where she where the guy says i am a human i am not an elephant i am a human being i am i'm not a monster i think whatever i'm i'm i'm a human i'm not an animal i'm a human being yeah tanya just pointed that out to me that i am not an animal right because i was always stupid like the guy doesn't even hardly look like an elephant so why would you would be the worst movie critic in the world you know if you had your own movie criticism show and you came on and this this whole movie sucked he's not an oh wait oh i'm sorry forget what i said anyway that has nothing to do with anything it's just chyna and i were talking backstage yeah tanya who quick addie ah-ha right um yeah i knew uh you got the weekend update coming up you got some topical jokes you got brewing uh i know you your mind's always going i'm always thinking about the jokes from the paper you know so i can come on especially when i come on your show you know sure you know how i come on your show and i always try to have some jokes from the newspaper sort of like now yeah so here's the joke i got yeah you all know about this woman right from denmark that left her baby out in the out in the street yeah how do you feel about that folks i don't like it either i don't think that's right yeah good joke oh no you know that was the premise update would be so easy for you if you such a great gig if that's all you did what do you think about that boo yeah all right and in another story president clinton hurt his knee what do you think oh too bad yeah okay no no the point of it is this i have a joke about it okay because they got reunited today oh it was in the newspaper and the new york post and the new york daily news and uh so uh i was thinking uh um now they're flying back to denmark and uh this crazy woman puts the baby out on the wing you want to try another one or you want to it's your choice i think the fever's breaking i was there was another one in the paper today you realize that this now doubles the pressure on this one so everyone this creates a real tense tv moment i swear to god this one will really do well this one concerns a fella that won the lottery uh-huh and he was a garbage man he won the lottery he won the new york state lottery and he won like eight million dollars and he said he's not gonna quit his job and you've always heard that right right i'm not gonna keep my job i'm gonna keep my job and uh and uh there's only one uh occupation where the person does not keep his job when he uh wins wins the lottery you know what that occupation is no crack that was amazing you pulled it out i i was worried about you for a minute i thought you were in deep trouble i thought you might get backed into a corner have a lot more pressure on you and then not have anything i know but the pitch came in low and towards the middle and you put it out of the park oh i did are you talking about when people hear crack they just start laughing that's just the reaction people have oh it's cartoon birds flying and sing a song ah what are you doing now i just saw on the tv my hair okay all right what we're gonna do is uh we're gonna take a little commercial break okay great i'm gonna get security in here and then we're gonna come back and we're gonna talk to you some more cause you're gonna have some fluids during the break and stuff fluids yeah you'll see we'll get that tanya girl to get them for you i thought when you said that i thought you meant fluids out of my ass [Applause] you know you know a couple a couple of times a couple of times in the four years i've been doing this show someone has stopped me just before i went to commercial to try one more joke that was the most worthwhile of all this time we'll take a break everybody we'll be right back everybody we're with are rehydrated norm macdonald how you doing good man you know uh i'm over here yeah uh you did uh the white house uh correspondents dinner oh yeah i didn't catch the whole thing i caught i think the second half of your act this is a big tradition in washington that the president speaks and then they get a comedian to speak yeah and and you did you did a great job you you were really funny you you they have the president comes up and talks and he has a lot of fun he does jokes you know i didn't know that i thought he'd just talk about the country and stuff like that but he does jokes yeah and then he kills you know he does great because he's the president you know and then and then you have to go on after him after the presidency i did it one year and i was the last guy i think who got to do it i went first and then the president spoke about issues and stuff and it's much better that way yeah you had to follow him you had to follow the president you know and uh that's not good you know you ever hear that there's an old show business maxim never follow the leader of the free world yeah i know that one yeah i don't even follow carrot top i'm trying to follow this in character you know you know we have a photo of carrot top always on the ready don't we have a photo of carrot top liz just to put it up just so people can see carrot top yeah but uh but but it went good i saw some uh you know yeah that's been an impressive event it was cool to meet the president although he's all crippled up now he's got he's got like that's not politically correct he's all crippled up what do you call it he's just disabled disabled at the moment he's handicapped there you go actually when you think about it he's handicapped and he's the president of the united states he must have an unbelievable parking spot when you think about it right he's got to be it's a short walk yeah it's very close uh-huh but uh you know when you have to they made me do is they made me scream my jokes with the secret service you know those guys and uh so i had to give my jokes a secret service and they're reading them and they don't laugh those guys you know they don't they're not big laughers they didn't they didn't they're not risible a guy told me that word you know what that means i don't know who you are tonight i don't know what that word is no that word means that's something for you to learn there that word means uh easy to make laugh visible visible reasonable easy to make laugh good yeah okay we wish we had some visible people in here tonight oh yeah so let's pack the audience with some reasonable people i don't blame them no not at all why should you blame them so no they're good they're good people they should have just gone crazy at crack uh but i'll tell you this about this you have to learn a lot and come back i'll tell you this about the secret service yeah they have i admire because they have a tough job their job is to get shot that's their job getting shot in the belly well no i think their job is yeah maybe that's a that's a byproduct of their job that's their job oh really their job is not just to hang around listening in their ear things nobody cares about that the president he wants if anybody wants to shoot him he says to the guys he goes listen instead of them shooting me do you mind if they shoot you in the belly do you think he talks to him like that they have a little huddle before he goes somewhere yeah and man i'm telling you man but it's scary because when i did my talk they told me about the podium is like bulletproof and everything the president has all and they before he goes into a room they bring a bunch of dogs in to sniff out guns you know and uh it's it's like very like if i was the president holy god i'd be scared the whole time really people know he's well protected no but still everybody wants to kill you i mean not everybody most people like you you're the president right but a lot of guys want to kill you i don't think that's necessarily true oh believe me i was there and did you did you meet anybody uh any heroes of yours uh you mean any big celebrities i met larry flint he's not my hero but he's a guy he's a famous guy sure he's famous he's well known yeah i enjoy meeting famous guys and uh he came out he's in a wheelchair and he talks like this he goes and uh but uh he was uh it's not his fault it's not his fault no i know he was shot so he he was he said uh because i was in the movie the people against larry flynn versus versus you were in the movie the people versus it was a famous movie and you're in it i was in it i was i was one of the people that was a versus singing okay so uh i i said he said to me he said to me hey now he's a good guy he's a good guy no but this is what he said to me going and he goes hey he goes when you're in los angeles you know i still was coming to los angeles when you're in los angeles he goes look me up he goes i'll take care of you when other people say that you think like ah that means nothing but coming from him like if my uncle phil told me that from minneapolis yeah i'd think if he went hey i'll take kerry when you come to minneapolis that means like i'll make a nice chicken pot pie but larry flint that means you know i'll get you a couple of hot dirty broads you know and then while you're having sex then i'll come into my wheelchair you know okay uh starting out live uh season finale i should tell them about this yeah it's gonna be a good one yeah goldblum who knows who you know as my god almighty someone shot a gun that one shot a gun it was the guitar feeding bag yeah you're obsessed i don't know it was the guitar feeding back jeff goldblum to fly he's going to be there yeah he's been the other stuff you know also the dinosaur let's keep going come on hurry up we gotta go i'm gonna throw up no norm mcdonald everybody other people are coming

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Length: 12min 58sec (778 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 18 2021

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“He’s both the president and handicapped. He must have a killer parking spot.”