Norm Macdonald & Courtney Thorne-Smith | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

hi everybody we're back uh ladies open for the last five seasons my next guest has played allison parker one of the many dysfunctional but gorgeous residents of melrose place please welcome courtney thorne smith [Applause] [Music] norman norm norm you're sick and you're all over her like a bear rug just sleeping no no you know but because before during the commercial i was saying i had a huge crush on her yeah and then you said you did too i said i did when you were on day by day i had i developed this big crush on you and this whole talk show is a scheme to get you here i like it when she's on the tomorrow show with tom snyder not the tomorrow show but the later later show he says to me in the break no i do who i am yeah no i know from that show that's awesome he says to me i really like her i saw her i'm really i really think she's great i really have a crusher and i said where did you know you oh you saw him noah's place he said no i was watching tom snyder and she was on and she was a great guest and i said wait a minute that's the show that's opposite our show why weren't you watching our show pal because i wasn't on it that night all right now stay this is gonna this is we have exciting stuff to talk about you've been on this show melrose place for five years for five years and now you're leaving why are you leaving um it's just it's time you know i mean how many times you mean you got tired of like they because they had your character pretty much go insane you know go through all these really weird allison has been through so much i was sexually harassed carjacked had an affair with a married man who then tried to rape me and then shot himself on the phone with me i was drunk sober while getting sober though i got to have him did he do all that stuff on the phone with you wait i'm curious no i was on the phone in the office which makes it really awkward all right okay and he was in seattle and he shot himself oh my god he was on the phone i know yeah and so you finally said there's no more that this character can do right i can't do any more i've been married and divorced and widowed and it's it's too much what's going to happen in the season finale can you give us a tip for all those fans out there what's going to happen i'll tell you okay good night everybody we had a good time no i mean but what give us some sense of like is it one of those because every year they try and have a season finale where everybody gets into a zeppelin and blows up you know something well now you've given it a one it's a zeppelin it's a zeppelin all right are you talking about melrose no because i you're the biggest ass i ever met i caught you for it no because i swear to god and when i lived in l.a i lived in on the actual street called melrose place there's an actual street there's a melrose is there really a mountain it's really amazing okay you know this right yes that's true so they open a restaurant called melrose place on it and then it's right beside my house and every time i go out there's all these like tourists and these tourists like they're always fat and they're taking pictures standing in front of this restaurant yeah [Applause] well thanks for the help pal uh he'll get over it you'll see um what what uh now i gotta ask you about this cause we've right shut up that makes it all right well i wanna talk to you about something cause this came up earlier in the show accidentally because i didn't know what norm was going to talk about tonight and it's best sometimes if i don't know but he mentioned carrot top you are making a movie with carrot top right i made a movie with carrot top okay you've made a movie with carrot top it's it's not out yet no can you put the picture up of carrot top again just so we can all see him oh there it is again yeah all right okay wait a minute she left melrose place to do a movie with carrot top that's where i'm going my friend this begs the question now now uh why a movie with carrot top why a movie with character i mean no i don't know much about carrot top you know i i don't know much about him i'm a little jealous because he's a red-haired comedian and i felt like maybe you'd do a movie with me first then move on to carrot top then to ralph mal from happy days you know sort of the three there's an order in which you do movies with the redheads what uh what's he like first of all he's extraordinarily sweet nice guy he really is and he worked very hard and he was adorable and he works with a lot of props and stuff too right not in the movie oh in the movie they took his props away they took his props away that's a bad time to suddenly take away everything you know about comedy you know you've been using props now all your life for comedy now we're gonna take him away when you make your first movie was he okay though with it he was cool he was great he did a wonderful job you have a scene where you and you you and him embrace yeah lots of making out oh for god's sake nothing but making out all right it's like nine and a half weeks but carrot talk we were doing wow i gotta check out that movie is it called nine and a half seconds [Applause] like he's premature ejaculatory you know you know what happened this is what happened you know what happened he said nine and a half seconds and i'm looking at him cause i know there's more and i wait and wait and i see the glimmer in the eye and then bang i thought you were going to but no but uh what's the movie going to be called i know what it's going to be yeah what's that if it's got carrot top in it you know what a good name for it'd be what's that norm box office poison she's in it what about my career courtney thorne smith the girl sitting to your left is in the movie i'm gonna go see it how can you scare everybody else away no i love this girl i would see any movie with this girl in it she's a beautiful lady and a talented nice talk show yes okay as evidenced by her appearance on our rival show all right well there's this two-hour season finale of melrose place there's this movie coming out yes title undetermined at this point chairman of the board oh all right do something with that you freak i i bet the board is spelled b-o-r-e-d [Applause] we're gonna take a break now we're gonna have collective soul in a second courtney thorne smith we hope she's still our friend

Channel: Conan O'Brien

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Length: 7min 46sec (466 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 14 2021