MY FAIR LADY DIMITRESCU | Resident Evil: Village - Part 2

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to resident evil village i noticed something this goat eye be glowing and i don't know what that means also is that yellow up there can i get up there i don't know if all these like i'm so used to seeing yellow and being like oh that's something and i don't know if that's something but that sure looks like something i just don't know what the sum is maybe there's a way to get over there and then eventually climb up because this is gate and i could get to it from the other side but why is this goat shield glowing bang well that was a wasted bullet sorry ma'am oh wait a minute what the hell i got a trigger okay there's my freaky baby and my freaky wife okay uh white mineral found in this region could probably sell it to whom or i could gift it to someone anybody really could be anybody i don't know someone someone who would definitely adore it and appreciate it for its power the power really we offer these goats of warding to people to protect the village and its people any who break them shall feel mother miranda's wrath god i want to break them i really want to break them they look like a bobble head [Laughter] that was probably a mistake i don't care though whatever hey wow cool all right wow stick the family photo in there find a way to open the cap the castle gate you say the castle gate you say wow castle really now really okay this is open hello peekaboo i say is anybody here wait a minute what's what's this what's this power i feel resonating from this picture very strange also who are you are you mother miranda okay maidencrest okay that goes in the the thing the thing with the thing the thing on the thing that opens the thing you know that thing should disaster fall upon the village seek out the crests one is in the care of the church the other is at louise's house who the hell is louisa why the hell is louisa okay so am i in the church i think i'm in the yeah here x here okay so i got to go to louise's house i think that might be behind the gate that it was locked before but i'm not sure oh oh i could have saved man i'm a fool i thought that didn't you know auto save but i might have just lost all my data if i hadn't kept going what are you doing what are you doing up there you come back here you [ __ ] poink okay cool all right so look out for the shiny this is where my adhd is really going to come in handy oh yeah no i'm bored oh not bored get dead yeah i know there's probably a reward for completing all those that's very special and very important and i will play it when i do my completionist playthrough after i'm done with this one but i don't have nearly the patience or the attention span to be able to get all those now also i think louise's house was this way for frick for frack all right louisa is that you oh louisa luisa ah okay all right okay all right louise all right louise all right louisiana all right okay all right i'm recording right just checking yeah i'm recording okay just make it sure i can't tell i'm on a laptop so it's all on one screen so i just i have to flower man don't you love games teaching people lessons i learned i knew it i knew it i see flower i get afraid every time i go to make chicken and dumplings out i'm going to just get a surge of adrenaline because i'm going to be so scared mine yeah mine give me that oh sweet dude oh sick dude okay uh well i don't want to put it here else when i run away i'm gonna step on it but also it sure do seem like maybe it might be the best idea i've ever had mother miranda louisa you're here miranda louisa can i get up there no i can't even jump oh that's block i thought this was oh this makes a lot more sense oh my hand really messed up well i can always reattach it apparently wait they're different colors are my hands different color is this wait i can't remember in the other game did they just give me a completely different hand because remember like mia cut it off and then it got reattached i never really questioned that does that mean does that mean ethan is kind of infected as well that might be what that means i have no idea anyway let's get out here ah yeah i only need two fingers for that one all right come here you bastards i know how to block now that's fine i see you just get stabbed oh get stabbed come at you come at me come at us come i do decree you must approach aka you must come oh i hopped hello who is grumbling you know you're gonna get a you're gonna get a face full of stab if you keep that up i think i need to reload this not that i'm gonna use that the shotgun seems like a very potent weapon and i'm not into using my potent weapons ever i like to conserve those so that i never actually waste anything can i get over this oh i can't hop over this i could have over the other thing but not this i see you scrap who's snuffling can i thank you who's snuffling oh my god i'm trying to block all right well you know you get ready because you're gonna get you're going to get blocked you get blocked dude yeah get some yeah you think i can't kill you with a knife i can i'm probably going to have to okay all right is there a way to dodge i think there's a way to dodge isn't there i can't remember i thought in the other game there was like a way to dodge oh man too bad you're oh yeah get stabbed get blocked oh yeah this guy good thing he doesn't pull out his machete that would really be an advantage for him unfortunately for him my arms are super sturdy it's all the fungus coursing through my veins can you just oh he did okay thank you it's like oh sorry i was inconveniencing you let me clump over all right cool i hear another snuffleupagus scrap this will be super useful hey hey oh he's got a weapon i do too bang buying a bomb of buying a home can't wait till i find the shopkeeper spend all this money on pillaging off these corpses can i block with a gun i can okay hey bud oh looks like crystals that's dope as hell is there vodka in it all right goodbye later dude all right it says it it says i can craft ammo but honestly i know the stabby works so and and if the is there a way to dodge is it let me hang out on the way controls here no no no controls i'm using a keyboard i'm using a a keyboard quick turn run guard i don't see no block okay probably not all right whatever don't matter i'm gonna need it i'm too good for it anyway oh you're gonna get stabbed in the okay you i was stealth mode how dare you hey stop oh i can duck under you oh my god oh wait no that's bad this is bad duck all right you know what i had it okay up to here with you please tell me that actually got you oh my god are you really serious with me right now you really serious i chung along with you with a full-on shotgun blows so i can kind of ring around the rosio all right chem fluid that's good you dirt bag craft me up this uh i want to save my gunpowder because i'm insane and i don't actually like using the things that they give me uh-oh close the door hi hello you should maybe you should have locked it hey what are you doing here what the frick are you doing in your own home what do you think you're doing please don't hurt us whoa it's okay i'm not gonna hurt you i'm just glad to see normal people at last have you seen the other survivors no they're all in louise's house and she's not answering in the gate is locked quiet girl he's an outsider oh [ __ ] we're setting ducks in here can your old man walk no one of the monsters cut him he's lost a lot of blood we have to get into louisiana quiet you're not very good at surviving stay here be quiet don't move until i get those gates open yeah yeah again maybe lock the door that might be a good idea lock you all right you need a knife to plug up that wound oh yellow hey you left bullets in your backyard i hope you know about that what is that it's gunpowder in case you weren't in case that wasn't clear all right is this a reloadie blah boom a rusty old gun all right let's find something here i'm here and snuffle up a guy which is the plural of snuffleupa gus maybe not hello if it's just the one of you i shall stab thee if it's two i am going to run away you can never survive is that a fire who's on fire who's who's fire okay you know what gun time oh i'm running i'm running where's more flower oh please give me flour oh i didn't think there were so many of you okay watch this you want to see something sick watch this watch this watch this sickness is my name come come come here come hither oh you guys have been flowered have you that is unfortunate for you oh hello okay wait a minute hold on wait wait hold on wait no wait stop wait no wait stop hold on wait hold on oh shoot i blowed him am i supposed to be able to shoot all these guys because i'm about to run out of bullets what's up dude what's up dude whoa grit on the head put it on your head oh yeah get get some get a lot of you know get a lot hey don't don't yeah you you're gonna pay for that one in dividends okay i bloasted one of them did they drop anything of value well money has value depending on what you ask otherwise it might just be rocks okay so i something tells me i'm probably not supposed to try to kill all these dudes but if there's more flour i'm i'm gonna throw so much flour in your eyes you [ __ ] don't even know what's coming because you'll be blind right i could you know okay hang on i gotta hold on i gotta get more bullets oh 15. oh it makes that makes a lot more than i thought it did well that's good for me and bad for you [ __ ] get ready for some gun if i had flour i would flour you up my beer batter whoa i was not reloaded dimitrovsky will be so impressed with me when i regale her with that tale she'll be blown away okay so what the hell was i doing i was supposed to open some kind of a gate or something i think they're supposed to like i don't know open a door the thumbnail a phone call eventually i'd be able to chop through it but apparently not okay hey uh boom hang on papa hey don't worry uh let's do something quick well you're doing a whole lot of nothing slow so you know you can't really say anything bill what oh up here uh oh well good thing i killed all those dudes because otherwise they would have absolutely murdered you both but i'm a hero this is a secret bathroom why is there chem fluid in the bathroom you poop better do they wipe their butt with chem fluid whatever uh kaboom oh sorry that's locked well louise is that you it seems like you actually know how to lock things hello what are you oh there's a crest in there okay so i need something to unlock that maybe i could unlock this yeah no good thing i killed all those dudes i really do think those two might have been dead come on it's clear for the doors god damn it hey look my fingers are blit off you're welcome he's not used to relying on other people i'm sorry yeah you get far in life like that we'll be safe in here won't we see if we're here then out there that's for sure you could have clambered over i guess do you know anything about what's going on here it doesn't make any sense mother miranda has always protected us nobody said sir father someone's kind of a wine oh yeah uh i'll be the door keeper oh thank you yes no i'll get it yeah you just oh yeah all you got to do is sit and moan look i'm doing all the work here if you want to sit in the house excuse me yeah there's so much blood oh god i get it i get it oh yeah okay so there's got to be a way to get in or something oh hello anybody you didn't knock good enough old man louisa open up it's me elena oh oh maybe step out of the way of the gun shouting you'll draw the monsters calm down who's this a friend stay back father for god's sake julian let us in no they'll smell the blood you'll endanger us all my father will die out here that's not my problem what's going on these people want to let a dying man into our home come now these people are our friends go on go inside come this way the period will track the bears i'm not from this village i can't let you in no i'm ethan you lean go make yourself useful and check the grounds i said go you're hurt well if elena trusts you and so do i come inside ethan thank you thank you very much louisa your home is lovely i'll check on the others last time i was invited into someone's home it only went well anyway clickety clackety click clack clack okay cool just wanted to type out my life story real quick no don't mind if i look at all your things do you all right here i go um ah very interesting oh fascinating i wonder if this is all the places where there's like secret stuff this way which way who's talking who's talking to me somebody talking to me all right sure whatever it might be actually where all the secrets are because one of those statues and and the other thing was where like a spooky secret was louisa they broke in again got more of the livestock i don't think we'll make it through winter at this rate ernest is still missing too we can't find him anywhere has mother miranda abandoned us well maybe you shouldn't paul your faith in mother miranda maybe you should put your faith in someone taller someone more uh robust powerful powerful is really the word that we're all thinking of hi come inside the others are waiting hello hey what's up gang ethan in the house you're gonna get us all killed guys anton he helped leonardo and elena we were doing fine by ourselves yeah you look it take a seat oh i don't like this last time i took a seat is this all that's left well man your entire village left all that's left there is no one left a worthless invalid a stupid whaling [ __ ] and you you drag a bloody man and an outsider in here like it's nothing and expect to be all safe there is no safe every sorry bastard out there has been ripped in half but tomorrow tomorrow we'll all be dead just like a damn husband put a socket in roxanna that's enough this house has protected my family and drunk or not you are all welcome and safe in here whatever dude you want to go outside you can tell me what the hell is going on here we don't know one day we were a quiet devout village and the next the monsters came and attacked us and they they kept coming wait louise where is your husband did they no no he he is out there somewhere he he went to get help yes yes that's that's it he he went to fetch help uh okay sounds really convincing let us pray yeah for him let us all of us good come oh great mother miranda may your blessings reign like milk from the heavens great ones hear our voice together as one in reverence as the midnight moon rises on black wings so we make our sacrifice mother miranda now the tea should be ready you guys come help me that was a spell just to get the tea going prayer i've heard it before there was an old woman near the graveyard [Laughter] [ __ ] as crazy as a bag of rats there is wisdom in her devotion though and i hope it protected her as it shall protect us sure okay hey dude what's up my man stay back no let me go hmm have a gun i ha i have a gun i have a gun i got a gun bang boom [Applause] that voice sounded familiar oh no that's elena i thought i said no sounds very much like the voice actor for uh claire i'm so sorry father hey hey that wasn't your father anymore you did the right thing uh-huh oh well uh you didn't do enough of the right thing elena elena no there's nothing you can do okay well that's fine this entire place is collapsing yeah well we'll be safe in here you couldn't save him he was already gone leave me alone no we're getting out of here together you and me best bestie we're besties now come on we're good friends all right fine then juice you gotta get out of here yeah i gotta get out of here yeah you know i gotta go everything's on fire but how about that cup of tea you know really uh really feel like waiting around for that anywho uh scanning for information secrets nothing okay well uh you think your papa's cooked yeah all right sorry about you okay all right well i'm leaving and you can stay if you want i guess you're the one that did the shooting so is that a pot of stew oh hell yeah okay hello whoa thanks for the money take the screwdriver out of the key ring if you need it is that a code what is that supposed to mean what shotgun where oh there okay that's handy man i do not have a lot of ammo they are really being stingy about it which i think is good keeps it keeps it well balanced very uh tight hello okay a lot of drawers oh truck key examine items in more detail you might find some clues okay examine a screwdriver is that what that said out of the key ring that's what that meant okay squew duivoo all right good good good hey what's up i got this truck key damn the fire's moving fast yeah uh don't worry you just stay there i got it don't worry we could just get through this wall yeah if we could just how could we just uh these aren't screws there's no way it's impossible i can't what the hell do i do am i stupid the answer is no but also you guys probably got a wrong answer because you're stupid and said yes so really who's this stupid one might be you that's probably me ma joke trick it was not truckee i i was using it on the truck i thought the truck was so old and stupid that there was no way step back we can bust out with this i didn't think there was any way in hell this thing was working uh-huh this is gonna work yeah oh yeah yeah watch out yeah the whole building won't collapse from this definitely why didn't i go backwards why would i ram through the brick wasn't there like wood behind me oh hello uh well that nathan are you all right um fine let me back up again i don't know there wasn't any time uh oh i guess we'd give up then oh handy yeah i didn't think it was gonna work anyway i thought it was a terrible idea grab one hurry let's move come on bestie we got this let's go and try not to breathe in the smoke i know thank you ethan you're kind yeah i am kind and smart too family is safe i do too once you get out of here maybe you'll get to meet them yeah well you want to meet my freaky baby uh oh i shouldn't have said something like that because that guarantees death is coming for elena there that's our way out it's a window you heard of it it's glass we can break it fight them there's too many okay killed like six we don't talk like that we'll find a safe house to put you in until i can find my daughter my hunch is she's in that old castle no why is that my place is full of nothing but blood and death and i don't want to be alone while you're father uh gun time elena no that's not him not anymore he said my name father yeah elena bat yep here's the guaranteed death jumpers oh no stay there come on give me your hands ethan go save your daughter don't give up reach for me well that seemed unnecessarily dramatic if only you were nine feet tall could have reached me well honestly like i get that that one was very tragic but there was everything she could have done to prevent her doom it was literally legitimately everything she could have done to prevent that and also she it's not a very far fall i i feel like she would be screaming in agony from the fire burning so anyway don't get it yeah it's probably fine tom seems fishy about that if only she knew about what a window was if only she understood this place is going mad has it [ __ ] is this happening again oh my freaking hand good god i smacked my wound hand [Applause] helene elena or should i say claire claire yeah oh i know what i could do here bam i know i should feel like more remorseful but to be perfectly honest that was so that was that was a bit ridiculous i'm sorry it was very not ridiculous unridiculized [Applause] oh hey what's up hey you mother miranda i've heard so much about you i drank your tea hey all right later i guess what was that hey mother miranda mother m all right fine be that way all right well that was interesting um a really like lovely adventure it's my fault for saying the magic words that gets people killed uh hi oh hey old bag of rats yes death has visited them all [Laughter] uh okay i guess the joke's over well time to hit the old dusty trail i got myself some circles see demon crest oh yeah well that ain't right these you could always trust resident evil for the most incredible puzzles the most outrageously difficult puzzles all right man that was a toughie i was a real toughy gang that was real tough nothing but blood and death huh nothing but blood and death what's going on here go freaking cold is what's going on here what is this what am i looking at here apparently i'm just i'm a badass that wasn't cold at all i'm fine apparently all right whatever gang whatevs uh oh i can't crouch just taking a little soak cleaning myself off i want to be respectable and presentable for uh when i get in this castle hey wow what's up hey what's going on hey how you doing hey knock knock hey knock knock knock anybody home whoa what the hell oh god i didn't mean to get that hey what's up oh didn't think anyone was left you must be pretty tough huh who the [ __ ] are you oh you're not local even better oh ouchies wait wait a minute hey what the you hell don't love you all right magneto what the hell is wrong with you what the hell is wrong with me i'm ethan by the way you're whining we're almost there oh i'm sorry the metal spike in my chest is a little wine inducing just having a good old time the man is of no real use to anyone else and my daughters do so love entertaining forms furthermore i can assure you that you entrust the mortal house my daughters and i shall deliver to them the [ __ ] up what where you mean you'll screw around with them in private more is the fun of that give them to me and i'll put on a show that everybody can enjoy oh so gauche what do we care for bread and circuses the man thinks suffering is assured yeah cause a man's dick is cut off in the castle blah blah i've heard all your arguments hello some of you were less persuasive than others but i've made my decision heisenberg the man's fate is in yours no mother miranda i must i must protest but a child and his devotion to you is questionable give the mortal to me i will ensure he is ready and don't be a sore loser you'll find your food somewhere else quiet now child adults are talking i'm the child you're the one who's arguing with miranda's decision she wouldn't know responsibility if it was wealthy oh keep glory one day your head might actually take your ego and gentlemen we thank you for waiting and now let the games begin [Applause] let's see hey you know my name get ready oh okay nine eight seven okay thank you guys hey let's all have a good time out there have a good game everybody all right let's go yeah what's up there yeah run for your life i will pretty good okay this way oh oh bam [ __ ] all right blood out very nice thanks i'm used to this i run for my life like a lot oh hey dude hi how are you ow well that's my brain yeah another one here's round two where am i what happened oh sweet well that was fun you're still alive impressed i thought you were gonna blow oh wow this is just cruel oh i see i see the way i see the way i see the way haha i see the way dudes get wrecked bam kaboom crouch i'm a genius oh i'm not jesus how do you do all of this my word you truly are as strong as they say who is they oh you don't think i've let you get away break break it i'm presidential uh you forgot about this look whoa something like fresh american ground beef do those freaks have rows yeah why would they have rose why aren't they bros hey thanks for the money and the ammo do i have my gun how what you didn't even take my gun you amatoise you am a twirls you amateurs oh well all right well boring well they can't see me anymore do they not have cameras here probably not they only got an extremely intricate system of spinning blades why would they have cameras anyway hey what's up gang how you doing good to see you all again uh listen uh heisenberg you had a good shot at there you didn't get me you didn't get me you were kind of crap at that but uh you know i think it's lady demitrescu's turn had uh showing me the business you know what i mean showing me all the business so just oh hey what's up all right not much hey how you doing okay good talk there like secrets back here or something i feel like there'd be something back here hey okay just blood and death i always promised this so i guess i shouldn't be too surprised but all right oh i've been waiting hi how do you know my name anyone who is anyone has heard of the likes of you a hero searching for his daughter though i must say that castle arouses suspicion yeah and so do you i am but a humble merchant here oh forgive my manners call me the duke now to business weapons ammunition healing salves anything you desire i can provide i can provide okay yeah uh-huh um yeah you wish to make a purchase well when you put it like that special today spend a day live till tomorrow oh yeah gunsmithy the duke's purse everything what sell items i got a crystal i got two crystal skulls oh hell yeah am i supposed to sell these or is there some other reason i'll just sell them i'll probably find more or i'll never find more odd times ethan what was i supposed to keep those when we have him what do you mean bloody bling what is this shock oh recipe for shock and ammo sniper rifle animal recipe for minds that's good uh extra baggage okay emotional or otherwise great oh that's only two hundy wait why is this free why is this free why is this free what why is this free i see anything else why was that free i mean i'm totally down with it but why was that free yes i can see why you'd be interested in that mr everywhere weapon charm what oh i have some kind of like i have some kind of you know i don't really want that but i don't really want these things they're kind of silly but whatever it's all good why is this only i mean it's left by albert wesker okay you know what i'll do it are you eyeing that one yeah you know well because i got nice eyes uh okay cool i that's neat um wait okay so i can sell this other gun now right uh i can sell the lemmy because i have this and it's it's kind of the same as a little more damage also it's upgradable but it's got upgrades on it i'm gonna i'm gonna sell this because it's worth a lot why not right okay sell this okay trade i suppose you'd call this a farewell to arms okay well you shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up pay me no mind i won't pay you no mind i'll pay you in my mind uh whatever yeah i don't need that okay this is all an investment ethan it is oh whoop two three okay look forward to seeing the fruits of your exploration cool sounds good man all right i got a dope ass gun okay hey hi are you tired horse i just want to sit are you uh is it just you is it just you horsey for this whole wagon um seems like a lot of stuff in the wagon you okay you need some water you all right all right well i guess you're good anyway hey how you doing ah good good to finally uh approach oh great knockers on this yeah a lot of effort big doors big doors big doors big door powerful doors castle dimitriscu could rose be here rose i do not like this painting i do not like that painting do not like it um stab sorry sorry guys sorry money all right you don't mind me just uh wandering hey you guys got a typewriter in here somewhere oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry miss dimatrisk yeah i'm sure that was nothing i'm sure that was nothing mask the angels blinded gays what looking for rose oh baby [Laughter] oh i'm just gonna let you do that apparently man blood yeah man blood i got a lot of it i'm pretty much 100 man how why why am i just cool with this how many horrific stab wounds have i sustained hey what's up hey mother i bring you fresh prey you are so kind to me daughters hey what's up hi yeah now let's take a look at him ah just look at me wow well ethan winters yeah you escaped my little brother's idiot games did you oh yeah that's your brother let's see how special you are so special yes yes mother hey what's up ow that's my wound hand okay a little gross very gross listen this is not a sexual thing it's about power right i just want to be very clear starting to go a little stand then let's devour his man flesh quickly mother i am the one who captured him now now daughters first i must inform mother miranda but later well there will be enough for everyone you like mushrooms pretty much mostly fungus now the shoe's on the other foot but you don't train the neck muscles to actually look up for you very much so i'm happy to be able to provide the exercise what are you doing later hey see you around okay oh bye-bye was that mine what was that cool hey this is awesome i am happy well this is the end of the game for me thank you all so much for joining uh i hope you guys have a wonderful day uh really glad i was able to have this full experience here um but you know like i gotta say worth the money worth the money this game but you know great ending though i really liked it ethan really got his just desserts there and now uh he will reside for the rest of his life in castle dimitriscu which was always the goal uh so thank you everybody so much uh look i look forward to resident evil 9 when it comes out the high expectations for this one very tall expectations very heightened expectations for the next installment of this great game series so thank you let me know what you thought down in the comments below and as always i will see you in the next video [Music] bye-bye you

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Length: 48min 7sec (2887 seconds)

Published: Sun May 09 2021

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Shortest RE playthrough ever. Can't wait for RE9!