OUR FIRST FIGHT 😢 | Resident Evil: Village - Part 5

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to resident evil village we just escaped we just escaped we um temporarily departed lady dempt rescue and castled him at rescue and we are going into some weird church i think doesn't look like anything normal that i have seen but i'm assuming that everything is fine yeah let me just open a coffin this always turns out great and places where there are vampires uh-oh hey just wanted to interrupt for a second to say that bob wade and i made a new podcast called distractible if you ever wanted to go off on random tangents talking about whatever random [ __ ] you wanted to talk about why not listen to our podcast where we do exactly that and then we have a little competition to see who can win the best at arguing their [ __ ] and then the winner gets to be the host of the next podcast next week so if that interests you there's a link in the description below where you can check that out and now back to the video because i don't want to waste too much of your time but please be aware the link in the description below and you can click that anytime you can finish watching this video though and that'd be totally cool but i'm just going to get out here now okay thank you okay there i go with the stabbing here you go [Music] hey fares play oh come on [Applause] i'm sorry now see that's some power that i can respect that's uh i always knew there was potential [Music] wow okay am i supposed to be doing something um okay apparently i'm finished all right well thank you i don't know about finish you didn't really finish the job there but uh okay oh well i don't have a sniper rifle but i didn't need one uh how am i doing on ammo anyway not great um can i craft some yeah [Applause] all right okay uh lady demidom is this your dimmadome oh boy am i safe in here probably not what does that mean i mean it's pretty cool for him you gotta admit it's not bad not what i would for what what did i do i opened a window that's all i did why are you so mad oh i see okay i gotta i got a bonker on her nog uh-huh okay cool well i got my hidey hole here so easy for me okay bye oh i can i can still hit you from there seems a little easy you know i'm not gonna lie here oh are you doing something were you oh you're vulnerable i think this might be a vulnerable stage oh wait never mind i missed it okay bye okay ow technically you tried to take things from me oh whoops well you didn't do a good job in actually hating me but all right i'll forgive you uh oh hey what's up oh oh wow okay yeah let me restore my whole splagoosh uh hello oh boy uh no okay well that's weird [Applause] am i doing something here seems like i'm i'm going to hell kill you seems like i'm about to hell kill oh hi how'd you get over there [Music] am i supposed to be shooting might be one of those things where i'm not actually supposed to be shooting okay all right well this is all wonderful and lovely well i didn't i didn't come here to escape i came here for the shoddy guns don't be shy my terror uh lady we just met you hang on hold on one second hold it hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on you know falls don't really do nothing to me in fact there's very little that actually does anything to me for some reason not 100 sure i'm not sure that was actually related to matriscus uh nah as you see i don't know that was her just because i got a giant crystal statue of her well well well well well well look at this beautiful beautiful beautiful i'm not gonna sell that not on your life not on your life not on my life not in your life anyway yeah now she'll be back i think she'll be back oh yeah all right so i can't wait to see lady dimmit rescue again which i'm sure will happen towards the end of the game hey what's this a battery hmm uh oh indiana jones style giant rock gonna come out giant lady you gotta come out of this place oh why was that the way to get out i got a dirty flask here you give us your dirty flask i got i got a dirty flask okay eve okay some kind of thing in there i mean it's obviously like biological science of some kind very much akira style um yeah all right rose yeah rose my daughter i forgot drawbridge oh am i really done with the castle oh i mean i'll be back i'll be back of course i'll be back i'll always have something to remember lady didn't rescue from i finished that item that was requested please deliver to the house with the red chimney go through the caves to the ruins then down into the village also can i get that knife back i kind of want to know where that uh where that went that was a very useful knife kind of a really useful knife you know how you said no one really knew where that was well it was actually very easy to find um so if you could just get that to me that'd be great land in the turlock gun powder in the turret that makes sense okay so i don't know what the deal is with these winches but i still don't have what i need onto less entertaining bosses oh what do i not have a key for that okay well then where do i go oh i hit it okay well that should have been very obvious i mean that was a pretty weak lock it looked a lot sturdier hey hey yeah hey yeah hey yeah you can run nowhere oh sorry okay yeah yeah yeah where'd you go buddy where'd you go your friends are dead your friends are dead your friends are dead give it up give it up fish winters you'll never see your family again okay what did it what does this what does this do what a cannot be eaten as is well i wasn't planning on it but all right i don't know why i did that but okay there we within go endless dark to deliver us into fates old lady kaboom as the midnight moon rises on black wings we await the light at the end in life and in death glory to mother miranda oh hey remember me i almost died up at that castle tell me what is going on around here how can a man be almost dead that's a question for the wise oh my god you know what i mean and i still haven't found rose where did mother miranda take her [Laughter] you're too late or maybe almost too late the child will be sacrificed life for life what kind of sick medieval [ __ ] is this she's just a baby the crests of the four bloodlines may open the path you seek will you please stop talking in riddles i just want to find my daughter it's only original if you don't know the answer yeah that's that's the point right okay thanks yeah that looks familiar yeah hey hey wait oh no i'll never get through that door no way oh she really got me on that one yeah that chris looks familiar hmm that one's vaguely familiar don't know that one don't know that one okay cool hey can i have this clearly yes all right later nerd you have fun with your riddles that aren't actually riddles uh kaboom winged key i'm gonna find my daughter eventually don't know what happened to mia mia's gonna show up pissed off at some point i have a good feeling about that that is like a hundo percent mia's is gonna come in like gangbusters real mad hello oh wow yeah no this is uh this is normal yeah uh-huh uh-huh umbrelli umbrelli this battery looks really familiar i wonder why i wonder why okay nice tootsies uh later nerds see you around never oh hi oh okay it's one of those valleys yeah okay all right oh oh it's werewolvey time hey what's up yo my niece your boy marky moo here hey what's up hey good to see you again hey look [Applause] this gun's a little better than it was last time we saw so yeah the other monsters heads didn't explode as much as you guys do boom [Laughter] bunch of nerds bunch of nerds where did that knife go it had to have fallen around here somewhere it fell down from the castle i bet if i know where that is in relation to where i am i bet eventually i could find it unless it's scripted to come across it at some point which it might be who knows hey what's up dude yup hey bud i'm gonna stab you oh it lags right then there really you're gonna these guys and their ability to attack my frame rate is really starting to get annoying [Applause] you're pissing me off my dude you're starting to piss me off [Music] okay i didn't know that that was gonna do that hi all right well i'm not done thank you for making that overly dramatic i'm just assuming that there's going to be other stuff in here yep i was right okay if it doesn't fit that lock what does okay if it doesn't fit that lock okay none of these locks fit okay well that's interesting um and then down this way oh i have no crank why is everything i need a goddamn crank nothing's ever set up in the way that it should be set up it's like no one ever actually lives here i mean i don't know if you can call werewolves actually living here but all the people that used to be here i guess actually you know you know it makes perfect sense because if you were running away from monsters you would take all the tools that allow them to make the most progress that does actually make sense i'm not going to question that at all hi this looks special how's it going to kill me yeah alter another one okay oh there you are i had a feeling you would pop up here it was all worthless is that so i assume you've picked up something of value not sure if it's a value but why you have your daughter right in your own hands what are you saying take a closer look oh don't drop it flask seems to contain her head roses don't say another word this this is impossible this just can't be your daughter's essence is still intact her powers are truly unique who could even do this she can be saved you know saved from this are you insane there's a house with a red chimney on the western side of the village go and seek out the man who lives there then we can continue our conversation quit holding out and get to the damn point you don't have to trust my words but do you have any better options your choice the customer is always right after all he'll pay you if i find out this is a lie uh-huh okay you know i killed well i didn't kill lady dimitrisku she she's taking vacations she's taking a nice vacation anyway i'm not selling this i'm actually keeping that uh very very nice but i can get rid of these now well you know when lady democracy comes back she'll probably want a lot of these things do you want some fish you want some fish you want fish okay more bullets might as well yes i can see why you'd be interested in that now can you you can see why oh that's so expensive why is it so expensive why is it so expensive man who cares about those uh have a wonderful adventure okay careful you don't fall out i don't know how you even got here i will have a wonderful adventure but not because you said so because i choose to okay so there's something there oh i'm back in town okay so this is actually back towards town interesting okay so there's a house with a red chimney it might have been the red chimney with the yellow stripes around it because that actually was a thing oh i'm here okay interesting all right so i wonder if i go back and i actually unlock all of those doors and i kind of open up all the paths because each of these kind of led to something that was a little bit um blocked off from the last time i was here and who knew this was all right here all right it's decorated with a four winged being oh they're different oh they're a little different is this the same though huh four wings okay so this one just had the two wings so i need a four-winged key or i need to modify this key or something like that okay i see how it is all right so my objective is find house with red chimney there is house with red chimney how do i get in-house with red chimney what was that it's got to be a way to sneak in this place right there's another door over there how did i get in here in the first place oh actually let me go in this house because there's that there's the lockpick thing haberski hello hi how are you i don't know if this is actually going to be anything of use nah i mean seven shotgun shells i'm not gonna complain about it but it's not exactly a critical story item okay so if it wasn't up that way i know the house is right there that's obvious so there must be a way around to get into it whoo bestie elena hello oh all right hmm peekaboo anybody home okay kind of quiet i heard a scream from the house with the chimney i was gonna take a look but the way was blocked by de bris going to have to take the long way around who would have thought that the hole in the stable walls would come in handy if i'm not back by morning you should go to louise's house alone father who's father who is the father is that papa is that elena's papa more shotgun that's always appreciated okay there's this thing mother miranda mother miranda okay hmm suspiciously looks like a goat who was that that really startled me i don't know why someone taking a mean [ __ ] okay someone cramped out some scrap okay easy peasy oh oh hey what's up dude bang ka boom let's craft some bullets i'm gonna run out of crafties i wish i had better oh hi dude i wish i had a better knife okay i don't know what wait a minute what what is this doing here also you know i never even questioned why did chris take the baby in the first place was chris working with these things in some way like we knew chris was also like weirdly with the umbrella corporation at the end of resident evil 7 but why was why would he be working with these guys why would he need to why would he need my baby why would any of them need my baby why would that even be a thing i mean maybe he wasn't trying to transport it over to these guys but kind of seems like he was generally in this area anyway also why did we even move here in the first place that's another question why specifically here right on the outskirts of some horrible happening where there's literally like a castle full of demons do not enter you can't tell me what to do you're not the boss of me oh what is that look out the wind i don't wanna oh [ __ ] oh oh oh oh oh yeah uh-huh come at me bro not today bro i blocked it i hate you so much i hate you i hate you so much come on try me try i was blocking i hate you i hate you i hate you so much excuse me i was looking at something okay so 07 uh 070408 0.70408 is that what we're looking for here ah it is oh my god oh seven oh four probably just did it because they didn't want people cycling through whoa oh oh but i spent all my money upgrading my other pistol oh this seems so much better how do i even i can't even put my charm on that one okay whatever also what else did i get i got i got some kind of other item but i was so a jack handle i'm gonna jack the [ __ ] out of this stuff yeah i saw you yeah i saw you oh okay you want play you all want who wants some you and then you oh you got some accessory some splash come at me try you didn't try hard enough get stabbed hard hard to fight back when you don't have a head loser idiot oh can i do this now with this is the jack also going to work on this all right then fine how about this then jack handle whoa look at it go that's quite a jack can i crawl this seems safe it's fine can i help you who did that i thought someone jumped up on there hey cut it out nerd stop being a nerd nerd point go on bang your head's gone you know what you you monoi mono me how many how many come on there you go there you go all right i'm just gonna head towards the the red chimney place hi what's uh what's up you guys you guys you guys up to something you guys having fun you guys you guys want you guys want me to just shoot you then i guess seven bullets oh my god all right good thing i got rid of that sniper rifle i feel really strongly about that yeah i definitely wouldn't be blasting these guys off the roof oh no no don't do any like bull charge oh he's gonna bull charge me he's so gonna bull charge me he's bull charging me ah take this oh i got you [ __ ] did i get you oh yeah i did oh yeah i did oh yo you're just a dude you're just a dude you're kind of a bigger dude but you're just a dude you're just a dude oh whoa he's he's kind of tough never mind never mind just a dude yeah okay okay yeah okay okay perfect princess call okay good job yeah i blew it into oblivion but yeah you get a perfect crystal spell perfectly obliviated hello i didn't know that that was so simple that i could just undo that before but you know now that i know that and that everything here is kind of wimpy it's uh yeah it's better okay to whom we may concern due to the luthier's long absence i am keeping hold of this house key please find me if you need it regards joseph simon beneviento's gardener okay i don't know what that means hello hi oh convenient in case you need to unlock your poops money thanks for keeping that out in a box outside well that wall's gonna really regret it you know i hate i hate i hate you know what i hate i just hate i hate i hate i hate i hate everything i hate i hate it all right i hate it i hate it i hate everything hate hate all of it i hate everything hate it i just hate it all i'm so very upset at myself and everyone around me for letting me get away with the things that i do anyway what do we have here oh that's hell oh a well wheel i should have known it was a wheel not a crank a well wheel okay well we'll make some progress then okay there's got to be a way through there's a ladder there wait where's that oh yeah i that that was like very obvious to me and for some reason i missed it okay whatever okay that's great okay cool huh hello hi how are you how's everyone good to see you don't mind if i do someone pass a large crystal in here stab hey what's up bam chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken oh i'm sorry i thought i could oh i can i don't know why i'm doing that but it just feels like something to do now you get to live okay so now i got a path back for whatever that's worth and now i'm finally at the place where the red r oh my god oh my god okay i'll go up the god damn ladder in the back sorry i killed your friend i actually do feel bad about that now not that bad though actually i don't feel bad at all i've killed many things in my trip here and none of them have made me feel bad hello hi peek-a-boo don't don't do that no i blocked it [ __ ] [ __ ] try me stop stop oh my god how much do you need that's what i thought what is this how's this gonna help me with my daughter i knew it you combine it with other keys the winged key is just a single piece three more parts are needed to make it whole oh well there you go again oh that's perfect thank you for that damn it better see the duke again yeah better see the duke again i guess whatever hello hi thank you uh that's everything in here okay unlock the front door i'm out of here unlock this goddamn gate that i could have clambered over i'm out of here go back see the duke talk to that [ __ ] and then bob's your uncle i'm out of here hey uh so i spent all this time to get a goddamn key you're gonna tell me why i need to do that did you learn anything i found these feathers now tell me how to fix this like you said you would settle down first you must use that key and collect all of your little roses flasks where are the rest of them there are four in total you have the one and the other lords have the rest lords mother miranda is the cold calculating ruler of this village four lords serve under her the first you've already met the lady demetrius the second lives deep in a valley of mist the doll maker donna beneviento none of her playmates have ever come back from that dangled state the third is moreau a being of twisted flesh that lives in the reservoir past the windmills it is said that he is not the only monster that lives in those waters the fourth and most dangerous is heisenberg he works in his factory on the village outskirts and the project let's just say parts of the human imagination are better left alone okay number one how do you know all this number two how do you know about my my daughter being how do you how do you know about her being in a bunch of flasks how do you know so much about all this anyway goddamn how big is this game that is awesome that is actually legitimately i'll do you a personal favor i've marked the lord's locations on your map some treasures still lurk in this village i'm sure each one will prove of great use to you why are you doing all this why it's all part of our first-class customer service please do come again soon uh-huh yeah okay all right buddy okay well that's all i have for this episode here why is it lady democracy man this game actually is a lot bigger than i thought it was but anyway a lot of fun to be had i mean i'll eagerly await the return of laid to dimitry rescue which is obviously going to happen but thank you everybody so much for watching hi it's me again it's now the end of the video so you finished watching this video and i really appreciate you sticking around this long until the end of this video to listen to my voice here just wanted to remind you about distractable which is great and awesome and it's a podcast of me and my friends made bob wade and i and we talk about a lot of really important things that you should probably know about about the world and the stories that are lurking within the world that we all live in and also lurking in the shadows of our mind and the madness kind of spills out so if that sounds like something you're interested in click the link in the description below and check it out for yourself i think you'll find to be very fun or you can go to spotify or apple podcast and search for distractible and find it yourself but definitely go now it's not going anywhere i'm just trying to put a sense of urgency to this so that you actually feel like there's a need to do it now and not later but if you could do it now that'd be great let me know what you thought down in the comments below and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye

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Length: 38min 31sec (2311 seconds)

Published: Mon May 17 2021

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