SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THIS BABY | Granny Simulator

[Music] oh it's difficult to be old once I hit 30 the old body just didn't work the same way anymore do you speaker what I'm saying gamers just start making more sounds and you sit down get up finally the good old developers have made a game just for you and me old timers oh no if that's how I'm actually gonna be as an old man just walking around thinking pain in the ass to everybody just interrupting everything getting in the way I hope so and welcome to granny simulator why have I never played this what is wrong with me this is right up my alley this is perfect for me granny what are you doing he's a train to balance your checkbook who you're knitting something I can see it Pierce curtain it's very uncomfortable oh Jesus what happened you get hit with a frying pan what what the [ __ ] is happening who are you did I just Benjamin Button is this granny when they were younger am I going through life oh Lord I can see us through the halls yes this is amazing what am i a baby oh this is a granny simulator I gonna sleep now oh oh the baby's head has a jiggle to it granny is going out to pick her flowers alright task zero at a four what do I do I got a key I got another kid I have two keys baby I'm a lock granny out of the house and then we're gonna have a partay is that a key up there no but I want to know what it is I have a cone this is like playing who's your daddy all over again this is refew weird why are their codes everywhere granny beam up now oh did I get a box I must go out here to get the rest of the keys there she is hi granny oh no no no no no no oh god no granny's gonna get me Ron oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I hit a plant and fell over it's fine Ronnie chains the baby and then I fell out the window [ __ ] you granny I'm ready don't tase me bro god I can see inside this baby's head oh oh why can I see the inside of a baby's head that is uncomfortable this whole game is giving me such weird vibes but I'm kinda into it I like the ominous granny's health in the top right assuming that I can kill my grandmother assuming that I can kill my grandmother that's a tall order but I'm gonna do it task 5 or 6 oh those are grannies tasks task kill your grandmother I mean I wasn't gonna do but the videogame told me oh lord I don't think I should be up here I have enough keys to throw at her anyway granny is cleaning up my room I guess I guess we're just not healing granny anymore I'm helping this now oh yeah did I get a kunai like a weapon from Japan a hammer ooh a flaming pot I have a Molotov I am a baby and I have a Molotov granny is trying to find her heart medication - the granny might just keel over on her own in a minute all right ready granny Yahoo Oh a Molotov only took four health away from her Oh what was she spraying me with all right [ __ ] kunai that I'm sure a thing or two up midday time to kill my grandmother again you look like you [ __ ] your pants good morning Uncle John mom had a good night's sleep guess you took my advice on latter witness and used the tens briefs they're just what she needs attends briefs give great leakage protection day and night here we go here we go oh my god what is this game holy [ __ ] I am having the best day well she dropped her she dropped her thing she can't spray me with that anymore oh my god crying laughing where is she come here [ __ ] oh this house is massive there's so much house to explore and it's nothing but Keys there's just a [ __ ] ton of Keys everywhere oh it's a Taser well that's for her I want that baby want taser there's a possibility by the end of the video that I'll get tape all right she's 76 health I'm gonna [ __ ] her up by shoving this up her ass you didn't kill your grandmother in time Oh whoops Oh God granny what happened to you did you see she freaked out there for a second all right back in it to win it I am a baby on a mission this time I will kill my grandmother faster than you have ever seen Jesus granny I haven't even done anything yet I would oh god there's something so wrong about seeing a baby get tased I would understand if I already tried to hit her or something but she's out here lathering me in the face with her foot I haven't even donated yet granny no granny no I'm going to put I'm go potty I'm go to the toilet you can't get me in here is my nono place what's this a cop I'm a smash glass across her head okay [ __ ] taught that ground a lesson though Power Move watch this there we go straight to the garage I'm a speed run this bunny you are so dead okay eight health that was not that good I think I have to charge it up more let's get this Molotov again I didn't do much last time but I'm determined to mess her up with it hurry granny I've got bingo carrots for you let alone a road stare fine it's a baby running around with a damn Molotov in his hand waiting to throw her to his grandmother where is she wait this granny's cleaner room okay up to her room we go if we kill her there everyone don't think it's natural causes accept the fact that should be on fire and it'll be glass all in her body there she is there she is get ready get ready nice 10hp excellent I'm a damn demon baby whoop 10 more health okay got it got it this is art this is our Stratos is our tactic I can't even see it half the time is the baby's blocking the screen it's just a baby with a hammer granny it's just a baby with a hammer no granny how nice daddy what you hope make the countertop my eyes what are you sweet than the baby eyes that feel like I'm never gonna be able to open my eyes again it's fine it'll it'll pass Oh granny's down the best watch this watch this ladle attack yeah I donated ten damage though it's the point of getting all these extra ones give me something give me something yet teapot granny's love teapots especially to the face wow how did you survive that oh jesus great granny will you stop I'm already down right throw this at her again Oh stammering the ass with it [Laughter] [Music] okay I only have 20 minutes apparently Oh crane he's cleaned up my room no I might have more time yes Oh granny you can clean my room when your body's in the ground Raya I don't want my room cleaned is she in there I'm just a javelin baby holy crap oh is Pinder against the wall okay these will do bottles boom nice pace by pace upset the establishment where does the granny as a weapon that's good that's good for a baby who wants to kill her grant and his granny I didn't hit her come on come on fifteen health 15 health huh yes now throw candles at her throw something oh here granny and that's Tootie suck it granny you're dead no I don't really know how I should feel about what I just did or the fact that it was way more fun than it should have been I just murdered someone as a baby it's Halloween granny is baking Halloween cookies oh dude this is epic why is my baby Halloweeny I want a Halloween baby okay so it's the same level just Halloween themed okay granny's downstairs time to commit a murder the oven timer what Ronnie what are you doing Oh granny you're very scary she's very fast she feels way faster than normal Ronnie goochy goochy baby was a bottle I just want to talk nothing else fight the [ __ ] is that monkey doing over there granny I love tough [ __ ] you up she kicked me upstairs oh I just got a sliding down these stairs real quick this is the best game no other games need to exist this is the best one we've done it folks okay you baked your cookies but I don't like cookies Oh My gods are blood of all ooh oh that's nasty don't you want a plate to put the cookies on pierce her tears her cold black heart that went through her Oh No is she summoning the devil oh that one got her what is up here no she's going to a summoning circle we can't let this happen pick something up stop her god damn it no there has to be something [ __ ] granny come on Lord hey Bailey who killed you ah yes Oh Mother of God that feels good what do you want to know where she was taking those cookies though this is what happens this is what happens to the children the granny takes care of oh I need a key to a lock brother we will rise together and kill granny as a unit so many children have suffered the fate of granny already there you go are you are you picking out your weapon of choice no you have to help me she's gonna kill me Oh God I need to find out what granny was doing up here what's in here what's drowning hiding from us who was granny bringing cookies to so many fallen children have gone before this is what's gonna happen to me if I'm not careful she's coming she's coming he's warning me bronze I knew it there's a demon summoning circle all my dear brother you may have fallen now but I promised your sacrifice will not be in vain oh my god what a demon penny I know it just killed you oh she's coming she's coming we must stop her stop her stop granny huh oh my god she's a terminator all it did was wobbling her hand I'm gonna stop her what is this oh she's so much closer yeah okay I put her down I put her down how do I figure this out the boy is standing and rising his head is finger up granny No granny granny no I'm sorry okay I'll be a good boy I'll be a nice boy I promise I won't do anything bad anymore granny I promise granny no oh God okay oh God granny granny [Music]

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Views: 2,288,210

Rating: 4.9728279 out of 5

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Id: AQLRYlmY64w

Length: 14min 27sec (867 seconds)

Published: Sat May 30 2020