Most SAVAGE Celebrity Roasts at Award Shows

honestly I like a drink as much the next manner unless the next man is Mel Gibson and there's Charles Woodson how about that now what a season he had he became the first defensive player to win the Heisman Trophy congratulations Charles that is something that no one can ever take away from you unless you kill your wife and a waiter in which case the teacher base could not be here tonight because he is no longer technically in show business talking of all you perverts it was a big year it was a big year for pedophile movies surviving our Kelly leaving Neverland to Pope's shout out shout out I don't care I don't care yeah the Nuggets are having a bad year this year man matter of fact they're making a film about the team they're a pretty catchy title it's black men can't jump either Meryl Streep is not here tonight she has the flu and I hear she's amazing in it I've known that for a long time now you know what I've known Matt so long when I first met Matt I was the fat one you could binge watch the entire first season of after life instead of watching this show that that's a show about a man who wants to kill himself because his wife dies of cancer and it's still more fun than this okay spoiler alert um season two is on the way so in the end he obviously didn't kill himself just like Jeffrey Epstein shut up I know he's your friend but I don't care it was a great year for film women in film Kathryn Bigelow nominated tonight I haven't really been following the controversy over zero dark thirty but when it comes to torture I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron Billboard Music Award goes to Justin Timberlake I want to thank everybody on earth everybody on earth except except Donald sterling I don't [Applause] he's the star of Iron Man two girls and a guy Wonder Boys sorry these porn films what Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Bowfinger really yeah the Academy come on he has done all those films but many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angeles County Jail please welcome Robert Downey jr. this backstage de lattre celebrities back there I was talking to Jerry Jones the other cat was on her and he's disappointed obviously yeah he's a good guy though and he's he's talking about rebuilding the team you know and he told me he says we have to get back to what made us a championship team strippers and crack Woody Allen is the recipient of this year's Cecil B deMille Award just a few years after Martin Scorsese wanted I assumed the award is for tiniest man with the biggest glasses once upon a time in Hollywood nearly three hours long Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him a popular thing to say but I want to say thank you to president from I mean remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars were racist and now back to this [ __ ] that had a lot to say about me to other day in the press Miley looks good [Applause] we're all in this industry we all do interviews and we all know how they manipulate [ __ ] Nicky congratu-fucking-lations you probably know me as the creator of the office no you don't do you you think Steve Carell do oh he's brilliant isn't he Steve Carell these amazing as the bumbling office manager where does he get his ideas from that's right Matt Damon is here for behind the candelabra on any other night in any other room you would be a big deal but tonight and don't take this the wrong way you're basically a garbage person you could be a little a little child a little Asian child with no possessions and no money but you get a you see a picture of Angelina Jolie and you think mummy Jeff Bezos is the founder and CEO and I want to say congratulations to Jeff you know I also want you know Jeffy if you win tonight you could expect your Oscar to arrive in two to five business days Joaquin Phoenix is nominated for inherent vice but obviously he isn't here tonight because he has said publicly that award shows our quote total and utter bull oh hey Joaquin our first presenter is beautiful talented and Jewish apparently Mel Gibson told me that he's obsessed please welcome Scarlett Johansson let's get on with it before NBC replaced me with Jay Leno on a serious note just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that's been done this year by cosmetic surgeons one stereotype I hate is that all Irishmen are just drunk sweary hellraisers please welcome Colin Farrell the the Catholic Church are furious about the film as it exposes the fact that 5% of all their priests have repeatedly molested children and been allowed to continue to work without punishment Roman Polanski called it the best date movie ever

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Id: ShAIa_fXm-4

Length: 6min 31sec (391 seconds)

Published: Thu May 14 2020