Roast Charlie Sheen - Anthony Jeselnik

our next roaster is anthony jeselnik anthony jeselnik's act combines the excitement of standing there with the thrill of saying words you know him best from me saying his name right now please welcome a man who's got a bright future in something other than comedy anthony jeselnik thank you seth mcfarland everybody huh this is mcfarland's third time hosting the show which should come as no surprise because when seth macfarlane does something by god he repeats the living [ __ ] out of it my good friend jeff ross is here even though it's laundry day i'm glad you're here jeff you cannot do a roast without the roast master in fact if they ever make a mountain rushmore of roasters jeff ross will get to be a tour guide and kate walsh i don't watch that stupid show you're on but i did think it was interesting that you have your own line of perfume you know for that special lady who wants to smell like who gives a [ __ ] i'm glad william shatner could squeeze this roast into his schedule in between cosmetic surgeries bill your face is so plastic that when you're done with it they're gonna have to cut it up into little pieces so that birds don't die what's up stevo you have done so many drugs and had your testicles crushed so many times that if you ever even try to have kids they're going to be just like you and steve i know you were in a dark place for a while you were struggling but now you're trying stand-up comedy i actually saw you perform once at the comedy cellar and here's some free advice stevo don't give up your suicide patrice o'neal is here you literally cannot miss him holy christ you're fat you look like you deep fry your hands before you bite your fingernails that's a good job that's the racist joke that's the racist [ __ ] right there mike tyson that's the whole joke mike tyson i love you you're my favorite boxer of all time i don't even want to stand up here and make fun of you besides what can you say about mike tyson that hasn't already been the title of a richard pryor album oh [ __ ] you got it i did patrice got it too many white people to get that too many white people you know what no one ever says is too few black people yeah mike tyson is here evander holyfield wanted to be here too tonight but he's busy being [ __ ] now and mike mike to me you will always be the champion you will always be the champion thank you very much the champion of having more [ __ ] on your face than seal mike tyson got a tattoo on his face so that every time he looks in the mirror he can be proud that converting to islam is only the second dumbest thing he's ever done that's good you regret it i will later and now for the man of the hour mr charlie sheen charlie i don't understand why you're not grateful for what you have right now i mean after all the only reason you got on tv in the first place is because god hates michael j fox charlie you are a monster every moment of your life looks like the first two minutes of law and order svu you've convinced more women to have abortions than the prenatal tests for down syndrome and charlie i think the craziest thing about you is that you thought you were going to go back to your tv show after calling your boss a jew [ __ ] if people got to keep their jobs after calling their boss a jew [ __ ] charlie then everyone would do it but charlie despite everything i've just said you're a good sport for being here tonight thanks for letting me be here too thank you everybody ah

Channel: Comedy Central Brasil

Views: 4,167,622

Keywords: Charlie Sheen (Celebrity), Comedy Central Roast (TV Program), Comedy Central, Comedy Central Brasil, Roast, Anthony Jeselnik (TV Writer), humor fritada, engraçado, humor, mostra, diversão, comediante, riso, etapa, standup, famoso

Id: jqzFTuuOHyk

Length: 6min 52sec (412 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 01 2014